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Fever Lake (1996)

Ralph Portillo

Same story where some dumbass college students go to this cabin with an indian curse and get their asses killed. Don't waste your money.


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Killing Spree (1987)

Tim Ritter

Poorly directed, acted, lame and with a predictable story. Don't waste your time on this crap.


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The Coroner (1999)

Juan A. Mas

Here's a word of advice for all you horror fans out there... if you see a movie in a video store and you've never heard of it before and the cover of the box looks somewhat cool and when...


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Believe (2000)

Robert Tinnell

This is another one of those horror movies with a semi-cool cover, but a horrible script. Sorry to keep this review short, but I think I've already gotten my point across already. Believe me...


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Dead Inn (1997)

Jim Goodman

This is just another one of your low-budget crappy horror films that should never have been made. Avoid at all costs!


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Oasis of the Zombies (1983)

Jesus Franco

One of the worst zombie films I've ever seen. It's so incredibly boring. Don't waste your time.


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A Night to Dismember (1983)

Doris Wishman

The perfect example of everything that could possibly be wrong in a movie. As I stated above, if you like incoherent storytelling, a lot of shots of people's feet, and dubbing not far off from...


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Necropolis (1987)

Bruce Hickey

Are you into white-haired chicks with 6 breasts? Then check this awful film out! If you're not into that sorta thing then avoid it!


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Truth or Dare (1986)

Tim Ritter

A really cheap, crappy movie. Bad acting, very bad directing. Everything in this film is laughable. I wouldn't even call it horror. Don't bother with this. Ever!


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Zombie '90: Extreme Pestilence (2000)

Andreas Schnaas

Very badly dubbed, but that's what makes the movie watchable. Don't waste your time on this unless you're into REALLY low-budget zombie movies.


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Savage Weekend (1979)

David Paulsen

One of the crappiest films I've ever seen. A waste of a slasher film, and you don't even realize it's a slasher until 50 minutes into the film. Don't waste your time on this...


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2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams (2010)

Tim Sullivan

A bad movie and even more horrible sequel -- from the script, acting, audio, and directing, this is just an all around bad film. The comedy falls flat, but the movie itself still manages to be funny...


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BloodRayne: The Third Reich (2010)

Uwe Boll

As expected from Uwe Boll, this is another completely pointless and wasted addition to the dreadful BloodRayne film series. Hopefully this will be the last we see of Rayne, and if we're lucky,...


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Maximum Xul (1991)

Arthur Egeli

Boring horror film. Nothing good here and there's barely any sign of a demon until towards the end. Still not worth the time. Don't bother with this.


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Trick or Treats (1982)

Gary Graver

Lame 80s slasher. Barely any deaths, zero gore, basically just an hour full of tricks pulled on the babysitter. Don't bother with this nonsense.


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Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000)

John Ottman

Your stereotypical slasher film, nothing new. Don't rent this unless you're into watching the same shit over and over again.


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Bloody Murder (2000)

Ralph Portillo

Unoriginal, cliched, bad-acted and bad-scripted can all be described as this film. If you're not looking for anything special and have lots of cash to blow then I guess you can check this out,...


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Don't Go in the Woods... Alone! (1981)

James Bryan

A very bad slasher film. Has some really crappy dialogue and acting. Not bad in the beginning, but started to get really stupid as time went on. Don't rent this unless you're desperate.


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Maya (1989)

Marcello Avallone

Nothing original, it's just a boring movie with a lame plot and confusing scenes. This isn't a film that's easy to find, but I dont know anyone who'd want to find it anyway. Not...


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Sleepy Hollow High (2000)

Kevin Summerfield

A clichéd and predictable movie with a lame-ass story and unrealistic acting. Don't waste your time with this mess.


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Zombie High (1987)

Ron Link

With its incredibly slow pacing and uninteresting storyline, Zombie High offers very little in the form of entertainment. Aside from a young Virginia Madsen, there really is no reason to watch this,...


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Plutonium Baby (1987)

Ray Hirschman

You can tell from the title alone that this would be bad movie. Don't even bother with this.


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Evil Dead Trap 2 (1991)

Izô Hashimoto

A worthless boring sequel. Not much of a relation to the first movie. Had some decent blood and gore though. Not recommended.


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Shark Night 3D (2011)

David R. Ellis

As ridiculous as the film was, it at least remained an interesting watch during my viewing experience and it didn't hurt that we got to watch the lovely Sara Paxton run around in a tight little...


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Zombie 5: Killing Birds (1987)

Claudio Lattanzi,...

An incredibly boring movie. Too slow-paced and it's mainly about birds that kill people than anything about zombies. Don't bother.


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House of the Dead (2003)

Uwe Boll

A horrible zombie flick. It has a good amount of nudity and gore, but in the end fails to gather up a good story. The directing is also very bad, because we're thrown a bunch of lame slow-motion...


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Cannibal Holocaust (1980)

Ruggero Deodato

A movie that somewhat lives up to its hype. Should be able to please many gore fans and those of you who want to see something that was once banned in America. Check this movie out if you want...


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The Item (1999)

Dan Clark

One the the crappiest films I've ever seen. The creature looks like a giant penis and a woman decides to have sex with it for some reason. Movie is compiled of 80 minutes of talking and 20...


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Children of the Living Dead (2001)

Tor Ramsey

A sad addition to the zombie genre. Had potential from the start, but the silly plot and "master zombie" ruined it all. Not recommended.


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Zombie Lake (1981)

Jean Rollin

I've seen some pretty bad zombie flicks in my years and this another one to add to that list. The only thing that made this pile watchable was all the excessive nudity, but even then it was...


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Hard Ride to Hell (2010)

Penelope Buitenhuis

The film offers a bland group of characters, inept dialogue, and a predictable storyline. Unless you enjoy watching easily forgettable straight-to-DVD horror flicks, I'd advise skipping this.


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The Falling (1987)

Deran Sarafian

The Falling is a cheesy 80's flick that would've been a fun ride had the filmmakers not been so scared to show more action on-screen. The "alien predator" isn't much of a...


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Loner (2008)

Jae-Shik Park

Can you say "A Tale Of Two Sisters"-wannabe? Loner wants to be more than it is and ends up being anything but good. It's a pathetic drama with a couple of horror scenes thrown in for...


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House of Death (1983)

David Nelson

A boring 80's slasher. Deaths are plain and the characters are annoying. Don't waste your time with this.


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11-11-11 (2011)

Darren Lynn Bousman

This is a film that relies less on gore or scares and more on a slow build-up of its story to a dark and hopefully surprising climax. Unfortunately, it's a long dull road getting there and its...


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The Innkeepers (2011)

Ti West

While West's House of the Devil was so dreadfully slow to the point of almost being unbearable, this slow-burning effort was a at least entertaining enough to keep me watching thanks to its fun...


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The Ward (2010)

John Carpenter

A sad and disappointing return for John Carpenter, as I found The Ward to be nothing more than an average film, packed with all the clichés that we're used to seeing from the genre. To top it...


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ZMD: Zombies of Mass Destruction (2009)

Kevin Hamedani

A pic that spends entirely too much time trying to deliver a message than actually having any entertaining zombie action. We're given way too many drawn out and unfunny scenes, with addition to...


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Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 (1987)

Lee Harry

A dumb sequel. It has nothing but flashbacks from the first film and a lot of bad acting. Don't waste or time.


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Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994)

Kim Henkel

While not as bad as some people make it out to be, it's still pretty freakin' bad. Whoever thought that putting Leatherface in a dress was a good idea needs to seriously fist themselves. It...


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Blood Games (1990)

Tanya Rosenberg

Blood Games doesn't give us anything we haven't already seen, and as illogical and stereotypical as the film was, I still enjoyed it to an extent. The cheese and silly situations the girls...


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The Forest (1983)

Don Jones

To me this was more of a kids flick than a horror film. Could have had a lot more to it. Not recommended.


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Detour (2009)

Severin Eskeland

If you expect the same quality that you got from other recent Norwegian horror films, you're out of luck. Detour may look good technically but even an okay cinematographer couldn't save...


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Humongous (1982)

Paul Lynch

Just your average early-80s slasher/monster flick. Nothing special and you don't really even get to see the monster. Pass on this.


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The Chilling (1989)

Deland Nuse, Jack...

A wasted zombie movie, if you'd even call it that. The zombies in this film were basically just green space aliens with glowing eyes, in my opinion. Don't bother with this.


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Demonic Toys 2 (2010)

William Butler

As I said before, the film is what one would come to expect from Full Moon now-a-days -- a tired premise, uninteresting characters, bad acting, poor body count, and overuse of horrible CGI. Baby...


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Second Coming (2009)

Jose Zambrano...

Stay away from this movie and simply add it to the list of Vivendi failures. This film is just a miserable watch and really goes nowhere. The viewer will be appalled by the ending and really never...


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Lost Boys: The Tribe (2008)

P.J Pesce

The film is a somewhat decent vampire flick, but a very disappointing sequel. The story is basically just a rehash of the first and the film doesn't offer anything we haven't seen before....


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The Boogens (1981)

James L. Conway

Nothing special. Cliched and predictable. Boring story and scenes. Don't bother.


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Wake Wood (2011)

David Keating

Done best with Pet Sematary, Wake Wood is a decent imitation at best, especially if you like these types of films. I'm personally fond of the killer-kid sub-genre, so I probably enjoyed the...


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