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Oasis of the Zombies (1983)

One of the worst zombie films I've ever seen. It's so incredibly boring. Don't waste your time.


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Fever Lake (1996)

Same story where some dumbass college students go to this cabin with an indian curse and get their asses killed....


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The Coroner (1999)

Here's a word of advice for all you horror fans out there... if you see a movie in a video store and you...


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Believe (2000)

This is another one of those horror movies with a semi-cool cover, but a horrible script. Sorry to keep this...


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Necropolis (1987)

Are you into white-haired chicks with 6 breasts? Then check this awful film out! If you're not into that...


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Howling: New Moon Rising (1995)

Bad movies are all around us, but only the truly terrible ones cross the line into enjoyment and The Howling: New...


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A Night to Dismember (1983)

The perfect example of everything that could possibly be wrong in a movie. As I stated above, if you like...


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Plutonium Baby (1987)

You can tell from the title alone that this would be bad movie. Don't even bother with this.


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Truth or Dare (1986)

A really cheap, crappy movie. Bad acting, very bad directing. Everything in this film is laughable. I wouldn'...


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Savage Weekend (1979)

One of the crappiest films I've ever seen. A waste of a slasher film, and you don't even realize it...


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Zombie '90: Extreme Pestilence (2000)

Very badly dubbed, but that's what makes the movie watchable. Don't waste your time on this unless you...


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House of the Dead (2003)

A horrible zombie flick. It has a good amount of nudity and gore, but in the end fails to gather up a good story....


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2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams (2010)

A bad movie and even more horrible sequel -- from the script, acting, audio, and directing, this is just an all...


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Children of the Living Dead (2001)

A sad addition to the zombie genre. Had potential from the start, but the silly plot and "master zombie...


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Dead Inn (1997)

This is just another one of your low-budget crappy horror films that should never have been made. Avoid at all...


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Maximum Xul (1991)

Boring horror film. Nothing good here and there's barely any sign of a demon until towards the end. Still not...


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Maya (1989)

Nothing original, it's just a boring movie with a lame plot and confusing scenes. This isn't a film that...


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Evil Dead Trap 2 (1991)

A worthless boring sequel. Not much of a relation to the first movie. Had some decent blood and gore though. Not...


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Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000)

Your stereotypical slasher film, nothing new. Don't rent this unless you're into watching the same shit...


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Zombie 5: Killing Birds (1987)

An incredibly boring movie. Too slow-paced and it's mainly about birds that kill people than anything about...


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Don't Go in the Woods... Alone! (1981)

A very bad slasher film. Has some really crappy dialogue and acting. Not bad in the beginning, but started to get...


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BloodRayne: The Third Reich (2010)

As expected from Uwe Boll, this is another completely pointless and wasted addition to the dreadful BloodRayne...


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The Fog (2005)

A pointless remake that offers zero scares and less Maggie Grace than I would have liked. Stick to the original.


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Trick or Treats (1982)

Lame 80s slasher. Barely any deaths, zero gore, basically just an hour full of tricks pulled on the babysitter....


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Sleepy Hollow High (2000)

A clichéd and predictable movie with a lame-ass story and unrealistic acting. Don't waste your time with this...


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Hisss (2010)

If the filmmakers set out to make a shitty movie then they most certainly succeeded with Hisss. This is a flick...


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Santa Claws (1996)

This movie is a steaming pile of crap and likely exists solely for the director to have women strip for him. The...


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Return to Sleepaway Camp (2008)

The movie takes itself too seriously and unsuccessfully attempts to be as crafty as its predecessor. The kills are...


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Zombie Lake (1981)

I've seen some pretty bad zombie flicks in my years and this another one to add to that list. The only thing...


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House of Death (1983)

A boring 80's slasher. Deaths are plain and the characters are annoying. Don't waste your time with this.


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Premutos: Lord of the Living Dead (1997)

The movie has really bad acting and scripting, but the cheesiness and gore makes up for it all. Fun movie to watch...


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Evil Toons (1992)

Directed by Fred Olen Ray -- that's pretty much all you really need to know as far as what to expect from...


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Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994)

While not as bad as some people make it out to be, it's still pretty freakin' bad. Whoever thought that...


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Hard Ride to Hell (2010)

The film offers a bland group of characters, inept dialogue, and a predictable storyline. Unless you enjoy...


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Loner (2008)

Can you say "A Tale Of Two Sisters"-wannabe? Loner wants to be more than it is and ends up being...


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ZMD: Zombies of Mass Destruction (2009)

A pic that spends entirely too much time trying to deliver a message than actually having any entertaining zombie...


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Cabin Fever (2016)

Cabin Fever proves to be a worthless remake for anyone who already saw the first, as the filmmakers opted to use...


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The Laughing Dead (1989)

Hardly even a zombie film. The movie has a really silly plot and lots of the scenes are quite laughable. Don'...


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The Forest (1983)

To me this was more of a kids flick than a horror film. Could have had a lot more to it. Not recommended.


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Detour (2009)

If you expect the same quality that you got from other recent Norwegian horror films, you're out of luck....


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Second Coming (2009)

Stay away from this movie and simply add it to the list of Vivendi failures. This film is just a miserable watch...


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Humongous (1982)

Just your average early-80s slasher/monster flick. Nothing special and you don't really even get to see the...


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The Boogens (1981)

Nothing special. Cliched and predictable. Boring story and scenes. Don't bother.


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Blood Games (1990)

Blood Games doesn't give us anything we haven't already seen, and as illogical and stereotypical as the...


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Lost Boys: The Tribe (2008)

The film is a somewhat decent vampire flick, but a very disappointing sequel. The story is basically just a rehash...


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Orcs! (2010)

Orcs! is a missed opportunity at being a highly entertaining pic, had it simply gone more towards a splatter flick...


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Vampires (2010)

This is a film that you'll have to like from the start, because if you can't get into it early on then...


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Scared to Death (1981)

A horrible low-budget creature flick that came out in the early 80's and should have stayed there. Definitely...


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Tail Sting (2001)

A perfect example of a group of 20-somethings putting their money together, vomiting a script, and getting a lame...


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Effects (1980)

With its slow-pacing, dubious acting, and numerous pointless sequences, it's no wonder this movie took 25...


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