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Blood Games (1990)


September 7, 2010 - 7:20pm | FrighT MasteR
  Tags: 90's, backwoods, Baseball Bimbos in Hillbilly Hell, Blood Games, cheesy, Don Dowe, Gregory Scott Cummins, Julie Hall, Laura Albert, Luke Shay, Paula Manga, Randi Randolph, Rhyve Sawyer, Ross Hagen, Sabrina Hills, Shelley Abblett, softball, survival horror

3
Your rating: None Average: 3 (2 votes)

Rating #: 
5/10
Director: 
Tanya Rosenberg
Cast: 
Gregory Scott Cummins, Laura Albert, Shelley Abblett, Luke Shay, Ross Hagen, Don Dowe, Rhyve Sawyer, Julie Hall, Paula Manga, Sabrina Hills, Randi Randolph


Alternatively titled Baseball Bimbos in Hillbilly Hell (which pretty much sums up the entire movie), Blood Games is an easily forgotten backwoods survival horror flick to come out've the early 90's. The transition from the 80's was definitely a slow one, as the film displays all the stereotypes one can expect from the genre during the period. However, despite its many shortcomings, the movie itself is still a fairly decent watch on a dull day.

Blood on the Highway (2008)


October 8, 2009 - 12:05am | Slayer
  Tags: blood, Blood on the Highway, comedic, gore, horror, Independent, Tom Towles., Twilight, vamps

6.5
Your rating: None Average: 6.5 (2 votes)

Rating #: 
7/10
Director: 
Barak Epstein and Blair Rowan
Cast: 
Deva George, Nate Rubin, Robin Gierhart, Tony Medlin, Laura Stone, Chris Gardner, Nicholas Brendon, Tom Towles.


Are you a vampire fan who's tired of romantic vampire movies? Do Twilight fans make you want to blow your brains out? Well then the answer to your blood sucking addiction is here! Try watching some Blood on the Highway! With patented horror/comedy technology, Blood on the Highway is guaranteed to entertain and keep you coming back for more gore soaked delight. Don't believe us? Just listen to this reviewers positive testimonial!

Blood Salvage (1990)


October 22, 2009 - 9:56pm | FrighT MasteR
  Tags: 90's, blood salvage, Christian Hesler, Danny Nelson, John Saxon, junk yard, Laura Whyte, Lori Birdsong, rednecks, Tucker Johnston, underrated

5.5
Your rating: None Average: 5.5 (2 votes)

Rating #: 
6/10
Director: 
Tucker Johnston
Cast: 
Danny Nelson, Lori Birdsong, Christian Hesler, John Saxon, Laura Whyte


This is a small underrated film that many people haven't heard of. What's good about this movie is that it actually has a decent story and interesting characters, unlike many other horror films you'll come across. Starts off when a crippled girl decides to take part in a beauty contest. As her and her family head home they encounter some trouble on the road and get towed back to a junk yard run by some strange rednecks. Turns out one of the rednecks planned the whole thing and wants to cure the cripple girl and make her his bride.

Blood Song (1982)


March 24, 2010 - 4:26am | FrighT MasteR
  Tags: 80's, 80's Slashers, Alan J. Levi, Antoinette Bower, Blood Song, Dane Clark, Donna Wilkes, Dream Slayer, Frankie Avalon, Lenny Montana, mental patient, Richard Jaeckel, slashers, William Kirby Cullen

5.66667
Your rating: None Average: 5.7 (3 votes)

Rating #: 
5/10
Director: 
Alan J. Levi
Cast: 
Donna Wilkes, Richard Jaeckel, Antoinette Bower, William Kirby Cullen, Dane Clark, Lenny Montana, Frankie Avalon


Who knew ex-teen heart throb Frankie Avalon could play such a creepy, and yet, hilarious killer? Blood Song (also known as Demon Slayer) starts off with a father coming home early to discover his wife in bed with another man. This results in the husband gunning down the wife, her lover, and then himself. All the while, the son witnesses the heinous act and naturally begins to play the flute. Well, wouldn't you!? Thus, we have the setup to Blood Song, a cheesy 80's slasher that I somehow missed growing up.

Blood: The Last Vampire (2009)


July 21, 2009 - 3:52pm | FrighT MasteR
  Tags: action, based on anime, blood, blood the last vampire, Chris Nahon, Ji-hyun Jun, live action, military, ninja, samurai, swordplay, vamps

6.6
Your rating: None Average: 6.6 (5 votes)

Rating #: 
6/10
Director: 
Chris Nahon
Cast: 
Ji-hyun Jun, Allison Miller, Masiela Lusha, Liam Cunningham, Colin Salmon, Koyuki


The original OVA came out back in 2000 and I remember renting it at the time and really diggin' it. I even spoke to my friend about how cool it'd be if they made it into a live-action film. Now it's 2009 and a live-action feature is now available, but sadly, it's far from what I expected it to be. I wanted to like this movie, but it just had so many problems with it that are hard to overlook. Specifically the CGI -- wow, I hadn't seen such bad CGI for a bigger-budgeted flick in quite some time. The look of the vampires after they turned into their original beastly forms was pretty bad. Not only that, but they all pretty much look the same. The regular grunt vampires were your typical "Buffy" vamps, offering no real original characteristics for the film, except for the fact that they all tend to wield swords for some reason.

BloodRayne (2005)


June 5, 2011 - 2:12pm | FrighT MasteR
  Tags: based on game, Ben Kingsley, Billy Zane, bloodrayne, Geraldine Chaplin, Kristanna Loken, Matt Davis, Meat Loaf, Michael Madsen, Michael Paré, Michelle Rodriguez, period piece, Udo Kier, Uwe Boll, Will Sanderson

4
Your rating: None Average: 4 (1 vote)

Rating #: 
4/10
Director: 
Uwe Boll
Cast: 
Kristanna Loken, Ben Kingsley, Will Sanderson, Michelle Rodriguez, Matt Davis, Michael Madsen, Udo Kier, Michael Pare, Geraldine Chaplin, Meat Loaf, Billy Zane


Yes, the disaster-master himself Uwe Boll returns to bring us yet another game-to-movie adaptation. After the bad House of the Dead, and atrocious Alone in the Dark, he attempts to redeem himself with BloodRayne. Off-the-bat critics bashed Boll's involvement in the project, and given the man's track record, I don't blame them. Taking place a couple centuries before the events of the first game, the movie is essentially a prequel to the story, showing Rayne as she started out as some circus freak (?) and learning how to fight by an early version of the Brimstone Society.

Rayne's quest doesn't change much from the games, as she's still on the hunt for her father Kagen, who, like many in the film, are on the hunt for various talisman that grant great power to the user who collects them all. The movie was initially supposed to get around 1,900 screens for its theatrical release, but due to not booking theaters before sending out the prints, the theaters declined to show it, moving the screen estimate to a measly 985. Though, I doubt regardless of the screens that the film would have made a dent at the box office.

BloodRayne 2: Deliverance (2007)


June 5, 2011 - 2:00pm | FrighT MasteR
  Tags: action, bloodrayne, Brendan Fletcher, Chris Coppola, Chris Spencer, Michael Eklund, Michael Paré, Natassia Malthe, sequel, Uwe Boll, vampire, western, wild west, Zack Ward

4
Your rating: None Average: 4 (1 vote)

Rating #: 
4/10
Director: 
Uwe Boll
Cast: 
Natassia Malthe, Zack Ward, Michael Pare, Chris Coppola, Brendan Fletcher, Michael Eklund, Chris Spencer


German director Uwe Boll (AKA the "disaster master") returns once again to bring forth yet another crappy and forgettable film. This time it's the unwanted sequel to the first game-to-movie adaptation of BloodRayne. Why or how this guy continues to make films is a mystery that will likely never have an answer to. Actress Kristanna Loken was unable to return as "Rayne" reportedly due to "scheduling conflicts", but we all know that she just didn't want her career to go any further down the toilet than it already did thanks to the first movie.

Instead, she's replaced by the much more attractive Natassia Malthe, who I personally liked better as Rayne (although her awkward movements with the double blades were painful to watch) than Loken, but sadly doesn't appear nude in the film. Having seen the movie it's apparent that Uwe just wanted to make a western and (for one reason or another) decided to throw in some vamps and call it BloodRayne 2. There's very little vampire action at all; in fact, even the supposed vampires used guns, especially the lead vamp "Billy the Kid" -- who knew the infamous young outlaw was a blood sucker with a horrible Transylvanian accent!

BloodRayne: The Third Reich (2010)


June 5, 2011 - 1:53pm | FrighT MasteR
  Tags: action, Annett Culp, bloodrayne, Brendan Fletcher, Clint Howard, Michael Paré, Natassia Malthe, nazi, POS, POS movie, Safiya Kaygin, sequel, Steffen Mennekes, Uwe Boll, vampire, Willam Belli, wwII

2
Your rating: None Average: 2 (27 votes)

Rating #: 
3/10
Director: 
Uwe Boll
Cast: 
Natassia Malthe, Michael Paré, Brendan Fletcher, Willam Belli, Annett Culp, Clint Howard, Steffen Mennekes, Safiya Kaygin


After witnessing a miracle with Rampage (a Uwe Boll movie that doesn't completely suck) I was starting to think that maybe he could actually start developing some decent flicks. That's obviously not the case, as made apparent with the latest pointless straight-to-DVD effort known as BloodRayne: The Third Reich, the obvious third and hopefully final installment in the horrible BloodRayne film series. It took literally three movies to get to the point where Rayne actually fought Nazis, which is something that should have been added in the first movie, had Uwe not decided to set it in freakin' medieval times!

The  flick starts off with Rayne slicing and dicing numerous Nazis on a train, and mistakenly has her blood spilled into a Nazi Commander's mouth, naturally turning him into a dhampir-hybrid, similar to Rayne. This offers the Nazis an idea to give the remaining blood to the Fuhrer and also create a new hybrid army of vampires. Meanwhile, Rayne decides to team up with a group of resistance fighters, in hopes of stopping the commander and his men from reaching the Fuhrer's location.

Bloody Birthday (1981)


October 22, 2009 - 9:59pm | FrighT MasteR
  Tags: 80's, Andy Freeman, Billy Jayne, bloody birthday, Ed Hunt, Elizabeth Hoy, Erica Hope, evil kids, killer kids, Michael Dudikoff, underrated

7
Your rating: None Average: 7 (2 votes)

Rating #: 
6/10
Director: 
Ed Hunt
Cast: 
Elizabeth Hoy, Andy Freeman, Michael Dudikoff, Erica Hope, Billy Jayne


I actually sort of enjoyed this film. I think any movie with kids being killers really can't go that wrong. It can't be considered a Children of the Corn rip-off either, because it came out before Corn did. The plot for the movie was nothing too original and I found that it had a lot of plot-holes, but that didn't bother me too much. There's no real explanation as to why the three kids go about killing people around their 10th birthday, but it is explained that due to being born around an eclipse that they have no conscience to tell them what they're doing is wrong.

Bloody Murder (2000)


October 11, 2011 - 2:10am | FrighT MasteR
  Tags: Bloody Murder, cheesy, Crystalle Ford, Jessica Morris, killer, low budget, low-budget, masked killer, Patrick Cavanaugh, Peter Guillemette, POS movie, Ralph Portillo, slasher, spoof

3.4
Your rating: None Average: 3.4 (5 votes)

Rating #: 
2/10
Director: 
Ralph Portillo
Cast: 
Jessica Morris, Peter Guillemette, Patrick Cavanaugh, Crystalle Ford


This movie was given to me from a friend and I think I know why -- this is one of the most clichéd and unoriginal pieces of crap I've ever seen! I would assume that when they made this movie that they knew what they were getting themselves into.

This was VERY poorly scripted, leaving many plot-holes and a silly climax. The acting was horrible and the directing was nothing special. They obviously burrowed many things from horror films to make this film, with Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Friday the 13th being the main ones. The killer was predictable and the way they tried to confuse the audience towards the end was just plain silly.

An example of bad acting and weak scripting is a scene where this guy is accused of murder, so to prove his innocence he tries to turn to his only friend, who is the lead character. The guy decides to run up from behind the girl and tackle her to the ground to explain that he's innocent. She naturally suspects him of being the killer so she runs off. First off, if you're accused of being a killer and know you're innocent, you don’t get their attention by tackling them from behind!

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