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2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams (2010) Tim Sullivan A bad movie and even more horrible sequel -- from the script, acting, audio, and directing, this is just an all around bad film. The comedy falls flat, but the movie itself still manages to be funny due to the... |
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A Night to Dismember (1983) Doris Wishman The perfect example of everything that could possibly be wrong in a movie. As I stated above, if you like incoherent storytelling, a lot of shots of people's feet, and dubbing not far off from an 80's Kung-Fu film... |
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Believe (2000) Robert Tinnell This is another one of those horror movies with a semi-cool cover, but a horrible script. Sorry to keep this review short, but I think I've already gotten my point across already. Believe me when I say this: avoid!! |
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BloodRayne: The Third Reich (2010) Uwe Boll As expected from Uwe Boll, this is another completely pointless and wasted addition to the dreadful BloodRayne film series. Hopefully this will be the last we see of Rayne, and if we're lucky, of Uwe Boll. Unfortunately... |
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Bloody Murder (2000) Ralph Portillo Unoriginal, cliched, bad-acted and bad-scripted can all be described as this film. If you're not looking for anything special and have lots of cash to blow then I guess you can check this out, but I don't recommend... |
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Cheerleader Camp (1987) John Quinn Same old slasher film straight from the 80s, only this time it has dead cheerleaders. Not really recommended unless you have some extra cash and lots of time on your hands. |
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Children of the Corn (2009) Donald P. Borchers A pointless remake that rapes the original films image and spits right in its face. No atmosphere, no conflict, no direction; this Children of the Corn is up there as being one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my life. |
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Children of the Living Dead (2001) Tor Ramsey A sad addition to the zombie genre. Had potential from the start, but the silly plot and "master zombie" ruined it all. Not recommended. |
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Day of the Dead 2: Contagium (2005) Ana Clavell, James Dudelson If you like crappy zombie flicks check this out. |
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Dead Inn (1997) Jim Goodman This is just another one of your low-budget crappy horror films that should never have been made. Avoid at all costs! |
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Detour (2009) Severin Eskeland If you expect the same quality that you got from other recent Norwegian horror films, you're out of luck. Detour may look good technically but even an okay cinematographer couldn't save this mess from falling apart... |
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Don't Go in the Woods... Alone! (1981) James Bryan A very bad slasher film. Has some really crappy dialogue and acting. Not bad in the beginning, but started to get really stupid as time went on. Don't rent this unless you're desperate. |
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Effects (1980) Dusty Nelson With its slow-pacing, dubious acting, and numerous pointless sequences, it's no wonder this movie took 25 years to be released. It should have just stayed buried. |
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Evil Dead Trap 2 (1991) Izô Hashimoto A worthless boring sequel. Not much of a relation to the first movie. Had some decent blood and gore though. Not recommended. |
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Evil Lives (1992) Thunder Levin Don't waste your time with this movie. The plot sucks and it's not even that interesting. |
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Fever Lake (1996) Ralph Portillo Same story where some dumbass college students go to this cabin with an indian curse and get their asses killed. Don't waste your money. |
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Hellraiser: Revelations (2011) Victor Garcia This installment is a complete disgrace to the Hellraiser name and an abomination that I'd like to soon forget. The film is boring, the acting and dialogue is bad, the story is terrible, and the new Pinhead is a... |
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Hisss (2010) Jennifer Lynch If the filmmakers set out to make a shitty movie then they most certainly succeeded with Hisss. This is a flick that fails in all aspects, and proved to be one of the worst modern horror films I've seen in years. If you... |
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House of Death (1983) David Nelson A boring 80's slasher. Deaths are plain and the characters are annoying. Don't waste your time with this. |
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Humongous (1982) Paul Lynch Just your average early-80s slasher/monster flick. Nothing special and you don't really even get to see the monster. Pass on this. |
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Killing Spree (1987) Tim Ritter Poorly directed, acted, lame and with a predictable story. Don't waste your time on this crap. |
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Maximum Xul (1991) Arthur Egeli Boring horror film. Nothing good here and there's barely any sign of a demon until towards the end. Still not worth the time. Don't bother with this. |
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Maya (1989) Marcello Avallone Nothing original, it's just a boring movie with a lame plot and confusing scenes. This isn't a film that's easy to find, but I dont know anyone who'd want to find it anyway. Not recommended. |
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Necropolis (1987) Bruce Hickey Are you into white-haired chicks with 6 breasts? Then check this awful film out! If you're not into that sorta thing then avoid it! |
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Nightwish (1989) Bruce R. Cook A boring and uneventful 80's effort that suffers from both an identity and a proper script. Don't bother with this one. |
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Oasis of the Zombies (1983) Jesus Franco One of the worst zombie films I've ever seen. It's so incredibly boring. Don't waste your time. |
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Plutonium Baby (1987) Ray Hirschman You can tell from the title alone that this would be bad movie. Don't even bother with this. |
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Savage Weekend (1979) David Paulsen One of the crappiest films I've ever seen. A waste of a slasher film, and you don't even realize it's a slasher until 50 minutes into the film. Don't waste your time on this unless you're an aspiring... |
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Scared to Death (1981) William Malone A horrible low-budget creature flick that came out in the early 80's and should have stayed there. Definitely skip this BS. |
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Scream (1981) Byron Quisenberry A horrible slasher movie. The story is predictable and unoriginal, the killer is a bore, there is nothing positive about this. Avoid! |
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Second Coming (2009) Jose Zambrano Cassella Stay away from this movie and simply add it to the list of Vivendi failures. This film is just a miserable watch and really goes nowhere. The viewer will be appalled by the ending and really never connects with the... |
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Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 (1987) Lee Harry A dumb sequel. It has nothing but flashbacks from the first film and a lot of bad acting. Don't waste or time. |
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Sleepy Hollow High (2000) Kevin Summerfield A clichéd and predictable movie with a lame-ass story and unrealistic acting. Don't waste your time with this mess. |
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Spookies (1985) Thomas Doran, Brenda Faulkner, Eugene Joseph Don't waste your time with this. The story is full of holes and bad acting. If you want to see it only see it for the decent monster effects. |
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Tail Sting (2001) Paul Wynne A perfect example of a group of 20-somethings putting their money together, vomiting a script, and getting a lame director to create a true disasterpiece such as this. Avooooooooiiiiiiidddddddddd!! |
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The Boogens (1981) James L. Conway Nothing special. Cliched and predictable. Boring story and scenes. Don't bother. |
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The Brotherhood of Satan (1971) Bernard McEveety An interesting idea that failed due to horrible directing, slow-pacing, and pointless and confusing sequences. Don't bother. |
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The Chilling (1989) Deland Nuse, Jack A. Sunseri A wasted zombie movie, if you'd even call it that. The zombies in this film were basically just green space aliens with glowing eyes, in my opinion. Don't bother with this. |
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The Coroner (1999) Juan A. Mas Here's a word of advice for all you horror fans out there... if you see a movie in a video store and you've never heard of it before and the cover of the box looks somewhat cool and when you read the plot in the... |
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The Devil Inside (2012) William Brent Bell “The Devil Inside” is a lazy, uncreative cash-in on the popular “found footage” gimmick. The plot (and most of the performances for that matter) is all over the place, when it should have just picked one story and stuck with... |
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The Forest (1983) Don Jones To me this was more of a kids flick than a horror film. Could have had a lot more to it. Not recommended. |
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The Intruder Within (1981) Peter Carter A decent watch on TV, like it was originally meant to be, but not worth renting. Just a ripoff of the Alien films. Don't bother with this. |
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The Item (1999) Dan Clark One the the crappiest films I've ever seen. The creature looks like a giant penis and a woman decides to have sex with it for some reason. Movie is compiled of 80 minutes of talking and 20 minutes of very little action... |
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The Laughing Dead (1989) S.P. Somtow Hardly even a zombie film. The movie has a really silly plot and lots of the scenes are quite laughable. Don't bother checkin' this. |
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The Outing (1987) Tom Daley Bad acting, cheap effects, and a lot of lost potential. Not recommended unless you're seriously into bad 80's horror films. |
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Train (2008) Gideon Raff Obviously I didn't enjoy the "Train" and I am pretty confident to say that you won't either. The movie can maybe, but just maybe, appeal to newcomers to the genre that started their venture in horror with... |
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Trick or Treats (1982) Gary Graver Lame 80s slasher. Barely any deaths, zero gore, basically just an hour full of tricks pulled on the babysitter. Don't bother with this nonsense. |
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Truth or Dare (1986) Tim Ritter A really cheap, crappy movie. Bad acting, very bad directing. Everything in this film is laughable. I wouldn't even call it horror. Don't bother with this. Ever! |
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Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000) John Ottman Your stereotypical slasher film, nothing new. Don't rent this unless you're into watching the same shit over and over again. |
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Zombie '90: Extreme Pestilence (2000) Andreas Schnaas Very badly dubbed, but that's what makes the movie watchable. Don't waste your time on this unless you're into REALLY low-budget zombie movies. |
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Zombie 5: Killing Birds (1987) Claudio Lattanzi, Joe D'Amato An incredibly boring movie. Too slow-paced and it's mainly about birds that kill people than anything about zombies. Don't bother. |
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Zombie High (1987) Ron Link With its incredibly slow pacing and uninteresting storyline, Zombie High offers very little in the form of entertainment. Aside from a young Virginia Madsen, there really is no reason to watch this, especially if you go in... |
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Zombie Lake (1981) Jean Rollin I've seen some pretty bad zombie flicks in my years and this another one to add to that list. The only thing that made this pile watchable was all the excessive nudity, but even then it was barely worth anyone's... |








