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The Coroner (1999) Juan A. Mas Here's a word of advice for all you horror fans out there... if you see a movie in a video store and you've never heard of it before and the cover of the box looks somewhat cool and when... |
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Killing Spree (1987) Tim Ritter Poorly directed, acted, lame and with a predictable story. Don't waste your time on this crap. |
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A Night to Dismember (1983) Doris Wishman The perfect example of everything that could possibly be wrong in a movie. As I stated above, if you like incoherent storytelling, a lot of shots of people's feet, and dubbing not far off from... |
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Necropolis (1987) Bruce Hickey Are you into white-haired chicks with 6 breasts? Then check this awful film out! If you're not into that sorta thing then avoid it! |
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Dead Inn (1997) Jim Goodman This is just another one of your low-budget crappy horror films that should never have been made. Avoid at all costs! |
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Oasis of the Zombies (1983) Jesus Franco One of the worst zombie films I've ever seen. It's so incredibly boring. Don't waste your time. |
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Believe (2000) Robert Tinnell This is another one of those horror movies with a semi-cool cover, but a horrible script. Sorry to keep this review short, but I think I've already gotten my point across already. Believe me... |
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Fever Lake (1996) Ralph Portillo Same story where some dumbass college students go to this cabin with an indian curse and get their asses killed. Don't waste your money. |
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Truth or Dare (1986) Tim Ritter A really cheap, crappy movie. Bad acting, very bad directing. Everything in this film is laughable. I wouldn't even call it horror. Don't bother with this. Ever! |
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Zombie '90: Extreme Pestilence (2000) Andreas Schnaas Very badly dubbed, but that's what makes the movie watchable. Don't waste your time on this unless you're into REALLY low-budget zombie movies. |
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Savage Weekend (1979) David Paulsen One of the crappiest films I've ever seen. A waste of a slasher film, and you don't even realize it's a slasher until 50 minutes into the film. Don't waste your time on this... |
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Bloody Murder (2000) Ralph Portillo Unoriginal, cliched, bad-acted and bad-scripted can all be described as this film. If you're not looking for anything special and have lots of cash to blow then I guess you can check this out,... |
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2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams (2010) Tim Sullivan A bad movie and even more horrible sequel -- from the script, acting, audio, and directing, this is just an all around bad film. The comedy falls flat, but the movie itself still manages to be funny... |
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BloodRayne: The Third Reich (2010) Uwe Boll As expected from Uwe Boll, this is another completely pointless and wasted addition to the dreadful BloodRayne film series. Hopefully this will be the last we see of Rayne, and if we're lucky,... |
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Plutonium Baby (1987) Ray Hirschman You can tell from the title alone that this would be bad movie. Don't even bother with this. |
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Cannibal Holocaust (1980) Ruggero Deodato A movie that somewhat lives up to its hype. Should be able to please many gore fans and those of you who want to see something that was once banned in America. Check this movie out if you want... |
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Children of the Living Dead (2001) Tor Ramsey A sad addition to the zombie genre. Had potential from the start, but the silly plot and "master zombie" ruined it all. Not recommended. |
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Zombie High (1987) Ron Link With its incredibly slow pacing and uninteresting storyline, Zombie High offers very little in the form of entertainment. Aside from a young Virginia Madsen, there really is no reason to watch this,... |
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Sleepy Hollow High (2000) Kevin Summerfield A clichéd and predictable movie with a lame-ass story and unrealistic acting. Don't waste your time with this mess. |
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House of the Dead (2003) Uwe Boll A horrible zombie flick. It has a good amount of nudity and gore, but in the end fails to gather up a good story. The directing is also very bad, because we're thrown a bunch of lame slow-motion... |
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Don't Go in the Woods... Alone! (1981) James Bryan A very bad slasher film. Has some really crappy dialogue and acting. Not bad in the beginning, but started to get really stupid as time went on. Don't rent this unless you're desperate. |
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Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000) John Ottman Your stereotypical slasher film, nothing new. Don't rent this unless you're into watching the same shit over and over again. |
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Zombie 5: Killing Birds (1987) Claudio Lattanzi,... An incredibly boring movie. Too slow-paced and it's mainly about birds that kill people than anything about zombies. Don't bother. |
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Trick or Treats (1982) Gary Graver Lame 80s slasher. Barely any deaths, zero gore, basically just an hour full of tricks pulled on the babysitter. Don't bother with this nonsense. |
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The Fog (2005) Rupert Wainwright A pointless remake that offers zero scares and less Maggie Grace than I would have liked. Stick to the original. |
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Evil Dead Trap 2 (1991) Izô Hashimoto A worthless boring sequel. Not much of a relation to the first movie. Had some decent blood and gore though. Not recommended. |
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Maya (1989) Marcello Avallone Nothing original, it's just a boring movie with a lame plot and confusing scenes. This isn't a film that's easy to find, but I dont know anyone who'd want to find it anyway. Not... |
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Maximum Xul (1991) Arthur Egeli Boring horror film. Nothing good here and there's barely any sign of a demon until towards the end. Still not worth the time. Don't bother with this. |
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The Item (1999) Dan Clark One the the crappiest films I've ever seen. The creature looks like a giant penis and a woman decides to have sex with it for some reason. Movie is compiled of 80 minutes of talking and 20... |
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Evil Toons (1992) Fred Olen Ray Directed by Fred Olen Ray -- that's pretty much all you really need to know as far as what to expect from this. It's cheesy, sleazy, and just plain bad (and not necessarily in a good way).... |
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Zombie Lake (1981) Jean Rollin I've seen some pretty bad zombie flicks in my years and this another one to add to that list. The only thing that made this pile watchable was all the excessive nudity, but even then it was... |
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Loner (2008) Jae-Shik Park Can you say "A Tale Of Two Sisters"-wannabe? Loner wants to be more than it is and ends up being anything but good. It's a pathetic drama with a couple of horror scenes thrown in for... |
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House of Death (1983) David Nelson A boring 80's slasher. Deaths are plain and the characters are annoying. Don't waste your time with this. |
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Alone in the Dark (2005) Uwe Boll A crappy flick, but with some action, gore, and Tara Reid's tits, it manaaged to save itself from getting a lower rating. See this movie if you're one of Uwe Boll's 5 fans or if you... |
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Hard Ride to Hell (2010) Penelope Buitenhuis The film offers a bland group of characters, inept dialogue, and a predictable storyline. Unless you enjoy watching easily forgettable straight-to-DVD horror flicks, I'd advise skipping this. |
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994) Kim Henkel While not as bad as some people make it out to be, it's still pretty freakin' bad. Whoever thought that putting Leatherface in a dress was a good idea needs to seriously fist themselves. It... |
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ZMD: Zombies of Mass Destruction (2009) Kevin Hamedani A pic that spends entirely too much time trying to deliver a message than actually having any entertaining zombie action. We're given way too many drawn out and unfunny scenes, with addition to... |
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The Laughing Dead (1989) S.P. Somtow Hardly even a zombie film. The movie has a really silly plot and lots of the scenes are quite laughable. Don't bother checkin' this. |
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Vampires (2010) Vincent Lannoo This is a film that you'll have to like from the start, because if you can't get into it early on then you'll probably end up spending a majority of the movie checking the running time... |
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Scared to Death (1981) William Malone A horrible low-budget creature flick that came out in the early 80's and should have stayed there. Definitely skip this BS. |
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Demonic Toys 2 (2010) William Butler As I said before, the film is what one would come to expect from Full Moon now-a-days -- a tired premise, uninteresting characters, bad acting, poor body count, and overuse of horrible CGI. Baby... |
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The Vineyard (1989) James Hong The Vineyard is far from a good film, in fact, it's a pretty shitty film. But horrible acting, plot-holes, and sheer randomness-aside, I had fun watching it. 80's cheese at its best here... |
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The Chilling (1989) Deland Nuse, Jack... A wasted zombie movie, if you'd even call it that. The zombies in this film were basically just green space aliens with glowing eyes, in my opinion. Don't bother with this. |
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The Outing (1987) Tom Daley Bad acting, cheap effects, and a lot of lost potential. Not recommended unless you're seriously into bad 80's horror films. |
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Lost Boys: The Tribe (2008) P.J Pesce The film is a somewhat decent vampire flick, but a very disappointing sequel. The story is basically just a rehash of the first and the film doesn't offer anything we haven't seen before.... |
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The Boogens (1981) James L. Conway Nothing special. Cliched and predictable. Boring story and scenes. Don't bother. |
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Psycho Cop 2 (1993) Rif Coogan If you thought the first Psycho Cop was "so bad, it's good" then you'll probably be saddened to find that its sequel is just plain bad. Aside from its pacing issues, we're... |
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Blood Games (1990) Tanya Rosenberg Blood Games doesn't give us anything we haven't already seen, and as illogical and stereotypical as the film was, I still enjoyed it to an extent. The cheese and silly situations the girls... |
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Uninvited (1988) Greydon Clark Uninvited is a poor and equally absurd film, but hell if ain't a fun watch and a welcomed addition to the long-list of enjoyable 80's cheese. If you're keen on fun cheesy flicks or... |
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Inbred (2011) Alex Chandon If you're partial to films of this theme then you'll probably find some minor entertainment from it, but in general Inbred doesn't offer anything we haven't already seen. To make... |
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