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[Wrathborne]

A man who gets cut in half dials 911

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A man who has a lightbulb up his ass

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And a snake with chameleon powers discovered.

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three interesting/funny articles, didn't want to post 3 as individual topics so figured I' dbundle them.

[Biderbeck]

hahahahhaaa....
my new favorite x-ray
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it seems to have gotten pretty far up in there....that wasn't no accident...

[Scaremonger]

Heh, let's add this one to the mix...

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"Former Judge Donald D. Thompson, a veteran of 23 years on the bench, is on trial on charges he used a penis pump on himself in the courtroom while sitting in judgment of others."

[Toxic Voorhees]

the cut in half thing is dope

[Grendel]

And away we go...

[Crimson Blade]

lol crazy shit

[Number 9]

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[Wrathborne]

Man jumps on the back of a ten foot aliogator to save his girlfriend...'s dog.
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Damn, dude has some serious balls. Feel sorry for the gater though, just an animal trying to sruvive.

[Wrathborne]

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Hope this ends up in the dentists offices Quick. Like the idea behind it, though the tool itself is kind of scary.

[Godfatha]

And now we learn from the snake so we too can change colour

[Oravear]

did the dog make it?

[Wax Zombie]

Live Rattlesnakes Released In 'Snakes On A Plane' Theater


Authorities said pranksters released the young venomous rattlesnakes in a dark theater at the AMC Desert Ridge near Tatum and Loop 101 in Phoenix.

The two snakes caused a panic in the dark theater, according to the report.

"That to me is very scary," herpetological association representative Tom Whiting said. "I would hate to be watching a movie about snakes and have a rattlesnake bite me."

Wranglers were called to collect the snakes, the report said.

No one was injured in the incident and, so far, the culprits have not been caught.

Officials believe the snakes were smuggled into the theater in backpacks.

"This thing is under someone's chair and they go to sit and they just push your foot in the air and startle it -- obviously all they got to do is startle this thing," Phoenix Herpetological Society spokesman Daniel Marchand said. "It's dark. They can't see you, you know that well. If it's scared, boom it strikes."

The snakes were released into the desert.

Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.

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[DFIK]

lmao.

......

lmao.

:lol:

[Jigsaw]

What a sick joke. I hope they find the pankster and do something to him. Someone could have been injured and how would he/she feel then having to live knowing he/she was the cause of an injury?

[Luris Blear]

It just doesn't seem right to potentially kill someone just for a joke. What they did was the literal moral equal to shouting "fire" in a crowded theater.

Someone needs to be locked away for this.

[Oravear]

It woulda been funny if they were harmless gardensnakes this isnt funny

[Toxic Voorhees]

boss

[vampirehunter d]

For real, they need to find who did this and give him a sentence of having to spend the entire length of "Snakes on a Plane" in a cell with poisonous snakes while Samuel L. Jackson screams through a speaker system "I bet you've had it with those fucking snakes in that fucking jail cell!"

[Oravear]

i was dissapointed in the number of times sam said fuck really dissapointed I wanted more kickboxer and less baby

[Jigsaw]

The guy who did this should be punished having to watch 1 week of snakes on a plane without any sleep, bathroom breaks, and barely any food(just enough for him to survive). Then send him in a cage with 20 snakes and see how he feels.

[Chief Falling Rock]

this was probably some little young idiot who thought he was being funny not seeing the danger in it. To bad he didn't get bitten in the process. And of course they'll go blaming movies for all of this.

[da Gay]

LOL OMG someone should of jumped up and said

"Theres motherfucking snakes in this Motherfucking Theatre

[koolmike]

That's it. No more playing with lightbulbs for steelba...and that goes for fruit, vegetables, and small animal life (hamsters)

:D

[Wrathborne]

That's it. No more playing with lightbulbs for steelba...and that goes for fruit, vegetables, and small animal life (hamsters)

:D

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Well heres a new article for you guys, identical twins born in UK. One is white the other is black. I smell a sitcom.

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[Wrathborne]

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Heres a cop you dont want to piss off, or run over with a motorcycle.

[koolmike]

Hundreds of birdwatchers gathered at Lunan Bay, near Montrose, Scotland, to see a rare red rumped swallow - a visitor from the Mediterranean hadn'tbeen spotted in the area for at least 20 years.

Their delight soon turned to disbelief.

As they watched, a sparrow hawk swooped down and swallowed the swallow.

source: The New York Post

:lol: I cracked up when I read this only because I;m all too familiar with how serious birdwatchers are. My girl and me were walking through Central Park one Sat afternoon and we saw thousands of people gathering around a huge rock where a rare bird was making it's way from Florida to Canada and making a pitstop in NY. I made a noise and was almost attacked by a mob of angry bird watchers.

I can just imagine how that must have looked when that hawk came swooping down :spit:

[choptop2]

I made a noise and was almost attacked by a mob of angry bird watchers.


:spit:

I take it the noise was intentional...mean, but hilarious.

[koolmike]

Seriously, I was getting ready to ask the person nearest to me, "What's everyone doing?" but I cleared my throat first, loudly, and people got pissed.

[Wrathborne]

A terrorist teacher?

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Wow..wow...wow.......wow. This guy needs an enema.

[DFIK]

lol. that would have been definitely weird.

[Wrathborne]

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And thus the Tyrant was born, the Umbrella corporation was not availible for comment.

[Wrathborne]

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Jaws unavailible for comment.

[Wrathborne]

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...From a burgler who happened to notice kiddie porn files on the computer of the guys house he broke into.

Nice to see the burglers doing their part in society.

[Wrathborne]

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Flushes baby down toilet....yeah.

[Luris Blear]

Here you guys go. Six people dressed like zombies were arrested. Now they're suing for discrimination.

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"You just don't understand our people."

[WarBeast]

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It's a poultrygeist,
Where the blood keeps spillin'
It's a poultrygeist,
Where there's lot's of killin'
You'll be eaten alive,
By Zombie Chickens tonight..
We're all gonna die...

[Wrathborne]

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Wow, I swear to god I saw something like this on a cartoon once.

[Wrathborne]

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Charming >:)

[Wrathborne]

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These guys had too much time on their hands.

[Wrathborne]

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..and survives only to be later caught by police and now they're trying to extract the bullet from his head to use as evidence against him for attempted murder. wow. thats definitely weird.

His lawyer is trying to declare the bullet in his head as private property :P

[dead breed]

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weird stuff....all I got to say :D

[Wrathborne]

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...Yeah, note to self. Stay away from Houston texas college campuses.

[Wrathborne]

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So the man sends in bailifs to confiscate t e banks fax machine and computers to be auctioned off unless they agree to pay him.

Fucking beautiful, this brings a smile to my face.

[dead breed]

Mummified remains of baby found wrapped in newspapers from the 1950s

DELRAY BEACH, Fla. (CNN) -- A woman going through her deceased parents' belongings in a southeast Florida storage bay discovered the partially mummified body of a baby wrapped in 1950s newspapers, police said.

"It was a baby boy, partially mummified," said Delray Beach police spokesman Jeff Messer. "The woman was pretty upset when she found it. ... You could make out the features pretty clearly." The child had hair, he said.

The body was in a small suitcase inside a larger suitcase, said Messer, who viewed the remains. "It was spooky."

The newspaper, called The Daily Times, was dated Jan. 9, 1957, police said. Authorities are not sure where it was published, but were looking at the New York and New Jersey area because the couple lived there before retiring in Florida. --From CNN's Susan Candiotti (Posted 3:56 p.m.)

[DrSatan]

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[Wrathborne]

Satan are you a dumbass? we've got the news of the weird thread to post these kind of articles, dotn use the main current events forum for this kind of shit.

Someone wanna lock this waste?

[DrSatan]

okay!

[Wax Zombie]

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (WSVN) -- A woman is outraged after she caught a man spying on her in an airport restroom.

The woman, identified only as "Caryn," came screaming out of a women's bathroom at Fort Lauderdale/Hollywood International Airport claiming a man had peeked under her stall as she used the toilet. "Take care of him, lock him up. You disgusting person -- watching someone pee. I looked down and there's his head right beneath me," she said, as she pointed at the man while he stood outside the women's restroom.

Confused travelers and airport employees looked on as the woman continued to shout profanities and holler for police. "I want the police. I feel so violated right now. Oh, my God, he's disgusting," the victim said. "Get the police on this a******."

Authorities questioned and detained the suspected peeping-tom, Roger Escobedo, an elderly gentleman using a walker, who seemed confused himself. "I was released from the VA, and I'm taking so much medication that I fall asleep," he said.

Police eventually arrested the man, charging him with misdemeanor voyeurism. Now they are trying to determine exactly what happened.

No word from authorities that this might be a Baker-Act situation.

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I saw this sick fuck at the mall last Friday when I was waiting for the city bus. When I first heard about it. I was like what kinda of a weird sick fuck will do that. I remember him coming out the city bus talking to this young black girl about god. When I saw him. I said to myself get the fuck away from me. When I went past by him. :dsp:

[Wrathborne]

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Marty Feldman banned from Pub for farts so rotten you could make Cheney cringe.

[ZION]

:lol:
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[DrSatan]

Reading this from the main page I thought it was gunna say new and improved Captain Crunch. A little disappointed.

[Chief Falling Rock]

Reading this from the main page I thought it was gunna say new and improved Captain Crunch. A little disappointed.

your implying theres something wrong with the captain to begin with.

[Chief Falling Rock]

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when did he die?

[Luris Blear]

Well, the other one is kind of dead. That makes it difficult to be effective in any capacity except perhaps fertilizer, med school cadaver, or promotional stunt.

Edit: I misread the last reply. Sorry.

This should probably be News of the Weird.

[Searcher]

Doohan died in July 2005 at age 85. The remains of "Star Trek" creator Gene Roddenberry were sent into space in 1997.

It's in the article.

[Knight]

Eh, they used a cheap-ass rocket and not one of those teleportation devices. What a jip.

[Wrathborne]

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Only the women arent as hot and it's all about recovering a bike an...yeah, well these folks were pretty smart and had soem guts to do this.

You want something done right? Do it yourself.

[HonkyGoth]

^^ Possibly the most dorky thing ive read in a very very long time...

[Aurone]

Title saise it all. So does this mean there's a god?

[R ę Đ Þ å Ŧ Ĥ]

Paris Hilton in jail for 45 days

You mean full fledged hotel service like Lohan in rehab.

These celebs get away with murder literally. They are above the law. Dont kid yourselves.

[Aurone]

I don't know about that, here's the link.

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[deathslasher666]

"I'm very sorry and from now on I'm going to pay complete attention to everything. I'm sorry and I did not do it on purpose at all," she told the judge before he announced the sentence.

^That's a ton of bull shit.

[K.I.N.G]

Why couldn't it be 45 years

[Chief Falling Rock]

this is some funny shit. Unfortunatly there will be more Paris Hilton crap on the news than normal for awhile.

[SonOfSavini]

Good, that fucking bitch deserves a wake up call....

[dead breed]

:hitit: and thats about all

[Aurone]

Maybe Big Birtha in the Shower will hit it too.

[thorn_man]

Maybe in the wake of her have virtually no sex, her vagina will have time to shrink back down to it's normal size.

[R ę Đ Þ å Ŧ Ĥ]

Hopefully someone on the inside gets paid off to put a bullet in her face. Unfortunately even with 45 days, she'll probably be under air tight security especially in a county jail.

[toxicangel19]

i hope she gets beat up in jail for being such a slut

[SonOfSavini]

:hitit: and thats about all

Ya, I'd be like throwing a hot-dog down a hallway...

[Godfatha]

I wonder if it'll be the next season of the Simple Life.
Paris Hilton does entire jail for 45 days

[GruesomeDuece]

:hitit: and thats about all

I truly believe you are the horniest mofo on this message board.

[WarBeast]

Ya, It'd be like throwing a hot-dog down a hallway...

And from what I read somewhere, it'd be like throwing a hot-dog down a herpies-blistered hallway...

[skybrick]

And from what I read somewhere, it'd be like throwing a hot-dog down a herpies-blistered hallway...

Are you serious? Damn...

Thats bad news for me.

[Aurone]

As to why anyone finds Hilton hot and would want her is beyond me. Micheal Rodriguez, now she's a jail woman that's hot. And she went willingly, which I for some weird reason find awesome.

[Wrathborne]

As to why anyone finds Hilton hot and would want her is beyond me. Micheal Rodriguez, now she's a jail woman that's hot. And she went willingly, which I for some weird reason find awesome.

Because shes an arrogant lazy bitch who would rather have one week or prison than 250 hrs of community service. Yeah I cant stand her, sorry.

As for Paris, I'm not quite sure how the media will be able to cope for 45 sunglass wearing STD sharing days..wait, this just in...Britney's back.

and equilibrium has been restored.

[WarBeast]

i hope she gets beat up in jail for being such a slut

She won't... I saw on the news earlier that she will be kept separate from General Population... God forbid she have to experience "real" jailtime in payment for her arrogant flying in the face of the law. God forfuckingbid she should have to accept the same penalty that any other american would have to face, if they were to break the same laws she did. I don't give a fuck if she's famous or rich... Does that make her immune, to some degree, to the american legal system?
Apparantly it does...

[RIP]

"I told the truth. I feel that I was treated unfairly, and that the sentence is both cruel and unwarranted...I don't deserve this."
-Paris Hilton

She truly is a waste of fucking life. Her mother is an equal piece of human garbage. I like how they always refer to her as the "simple life star." Umm yeah. She's famous for giving a BJ on video. She's a rich spoiled whore who has contributed nothing to society...nothing. Why the public rewards her with fascination is beyond me.

[violent d]

Serves the bitch right if I was the one who got caught driving drunk I would have got beaten by the cop then put in jail.What they need to do is go to a prison give all the murders and rapist sharp objects and grease the bitch up and throw her in the cell with them.I would pay to watch that.(I dont support rape but I really hate that bitch)

[Snuggle]

She won't... I saw on the news earlier that she will be kept separate from General Population... God forbid she have to experience "real" jailtime in payment for her arrogant flying in the face of the law. God forfuckingbid she should have to accept the same penalty that any other american would have to face, if they were to break the same laws she did. I don't give a fuck if she's famous or rich... Does that make her immune, to some degree, to the american legal system?
Apparantly it does...Thats what pisses me off the most. If your famous you are above the fucking law.

[choptop2]

Just caught her "I didn't deserve this" comment on E! She fired her publicist, because she wasn't properly informed about her probation... what a cunt.

[R ę Đ Þ å Ŧ Ĥ]

Shes appealing the sentence.

I bet she gets off with a slap on the wrist now.

Unfortunate.

[dead breed]

I truly believe you are the horniest mofo on this message board.

Ill take that as a compliment :D

[Revenant]

:hitit: and thats about all

I hope that :hitit: is followed by "......with a shovel."

she thinks she was treated unfairly? that bitch is lucky they didn't throw her in with the rest of the general inmates.

[Snuggle]

:hitit:.......:bat:

[Wrathborne]

..what a whore, now shes crying to Arnold to throw this out.

..God, hi its me...I dotn ask for too much, but if you'd kindly have Gov.Schwarzenneger to not only deny her appeal but add an extra 2 weeks to the sentence for making a mockery of the leagal system(which is amockery, but still) I promise to not say 'goddammit for a day'...C'mon, I've got a fresh box of bandaids for Jesus.:D

[Wrathborne]

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and Arnolds response to her demands are met...lol.

[toxicangel19]

it was hilarious when he said "i ahve more important things to worry about" go arnold go arnold!!

[HonkyGoth]

When the judge sentenced the socialite, Kathy laughed out loud and blurted, "May I have your autograph?"


Why wasn't her mom arrested for the outburst in the courtroom? Its do-able...Even if she would have only spent a couple hours in jail for it.

[Snuggle]

When Judge Michael T. Sauer walked into his parish church on Saturday, the day after sentencing Paris, he was greeted by rapturous applause.
Fucking hilarious. I fucking hate Paris Hilton so much now I can't even describe my contempt for her in words.

[Aurone]

Read it for yourselfs.





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I guess Jesus has finally come back...and picked the wrong species. Can't win them all.

[FrighT MasteR]

And died again shortly after according to the article :ahheh:

[RIP]

I guess Jesus has finally come back...and picked the wrong species. Can't win them all.

Except that it happens in bees all the time.

[Highwayman]

Except that it happens in bees all the time.

Oh, check out the big brain on Brad... Say "what" one more time... I dare ya, I double dog dare ya... Say "what" one more time mother fucker...

:coolbeer:

[Apocalypse]

Funny as hell. Someone stoled a million dollar bathtub out of a hotel. I can see them taking it to the pawn shop as I type this.

[dead breed]

:lol:

[toxicangel19]

a bathtub costing 0ne mil now??? thats f*cked up

[K.I.N.G]

Who'd buy a tub for a mil that's ridiculous.

[Bedogsexor]

EDINBURGH, Scotland - The Loch Ness monster is back — and there's video. A man has captured what Nessie watchers say is possible footage of the supposed mythical creature beneath Scotland's most mysterious lake.
"I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw this jet black thing, about 45 feet long, moving fairly fast in the water," said Gordon Holmes, the 55-year-old a lab technician from Shipley, Yorkshire, who took the video Saturday.
Nessie watcher and marine biologist Adrian Shine viewed the video and hoped to properly analyze it in the coming months.
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If this happens to be true, how amazing is that? I have always been interested in Nessie since I was young. This could prove the existence of a legendary monster.
Personally, I wanna see it be true, that would be so kick ass.

[TheBled]

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The video is on the lower left. It's not that good at all.

[Get Some]

the video was ok but they've debunked every claim of nessie footage so far

[3/6]

no not at all, that was bull shit, iut could be anything
it dont exsist

[K.I.N.G]

That's ridiculous, it's just a shadow.

[Misfit]

i know where the loch ness monsters been hidin :wideeye:

[MrNobody]

i know where the loch ness monsters been hidin :wideeye:

In my pants......
When the hell are they gonna give up on this shit. Even if it were true and they actually caught the Loch Ness monster, there's been talk of this thing forever I don't think anybody would realy care. Too many other things in this world to worry about than some over grown under water lizard or whatever it's supposed to be.

[hackerslacker]

im sick of this stuff, just some guy trying to get his 15 minutes of fame. hes an amateur scientist. I wouldn't be surprised if hes just doing this for publicity.

[Chief Falling Rock]

I love the idea of Nessie and other unexplained creatures but in reality.....shes just not real. Now granted I can't tell you what that is right off, but funny how it never never moved sideways or anything. Just a straight line.

[Barnsey]

lmao thats so poor its untrue.

if that was Nessie,then whys it only like 30seconds of clip? shit if i saw Nessie, id be filming it for as long as i could.

theyve done loads of tests on Loch Ness and theyve found nothing....thats proof enough for me

[Misfit]

In my pants......
When the hell are they gonna give up on this shit. Even if it were true and they actually caught the Loch Ness monster, there's been talk of this thing forever I don't think anybody would realy care. Too many other things in this world to worry about than some over grown under water lizard or whatever it's supposed to be.

damn i thought i had it in my pants......

[Joker]

I just saw Nessie on tv the other day,she picked up a truck and threw it,I thought that was proof enough.



That recent video of Champ looked real to me,so why not Nessie.
So until they prove she/it/them doesnt exist,the jury is still out for me.

[TheBled]

In all honesty guys, Maybe Nessie is just camera shy? :D

[dead breed]

damn i thought i had it in my pants......

you do... you do dammit!!!! :D your a gd Newfie remember?

[Chief Falling Rock]

I just saw Nessie on tv the other day,she picked up a truck and threw it,I thought that was proof enough.



That recent video of Champ looked real to me,so why not Nessie.
So until they prove she/it/them doesnt exist,the jury is still out for me.

thats just the problem. You'll never prove it doesn't exist. People will keep looking till they get proof its real. Just thought of it for some reason. Anyone is a fan of stuff like this should read The Loch by Steve Alten. Its good stuff. Its action/sci-fi/horror type stuff. Fiction not a documentary type thing.

[pastor_ice43]

I've seen too many things that prove that it would be very easy for a large creature to live in the Loch, including the reason why it would be so hard to spot. I believe it's there. They just had a special on discovery where they used state of the art radar in the water and proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that there was something large moving through the water at a fast speed.

[Joker]

Man in wheelchair takes wild ride after getting stuck in grille of semi

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Poor guy,he didnt seem to broken up over it.

[Highwayman]

The man accused of conspiring to kidnap David Letterman's son has escaped from prison and may be armed. Kelly A. Frank broke out of Montana State Prison in the Deer Lodge Valley with 22-year-old fellow inmate William Willcutt over the weekend, according to officials.

The pair are believed to have escaped in a truck. Prison warden Mike Mahoney says, "We have intelligence that leads us to believe these guys may be armed." In 2005, Frank was accused of conspiring to kidnap the U.S. chat show host's then-infant son Harry from the Letterman ranch in Montana.

After the kidnapping charge was dropped, he was sentenced to 10 years imprisonment after pleading guilty to felony theft and misdemeanor obstruction.

I wonder cause he's out that he'll go after Letterman again; that is why he became famous. Fucking Idiot... I hope they catch him and lock his ass up for good.

[K.I.N.G]

Why would he wanna steal Letterman's son?

[Godfatha]

Perhaps he's a big fan of 'The King of Comedy' and he thought this would be the best way to get on the show?

[Wrathborne]

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serves the nasty little son of a bitch right. I hate squirrels.

[K.I.N.G]

That's one pissed off squirrel. It's good to see that some old people still have some fight in 'em.

[Aurone]

The title sais it all. He walked in, got the money, then made like a Tree and Leave. I just couldn't resist that one.

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[Godfatha]

So many easy puns here i'll just let it be.
However, that's more original than the balaclava. I'll give him points for originality

[K.I.N.G]

I can't believe it actually worked.

[Aurone]

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Swedish Beaver is bad for you health.

[Wrathborne]

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While I think that the guy did it to annoy Cruise more than anything, it is pretty disrespectful.

Course you realize, this means war.

[koolmike]

:lol:

[K.I.N.G]

I feel bad for the guy who farted, how embarassing.

[Wrathborne]

I feel bad for the guy who farted, how embarassing.

He did it on purpose Dude lol.

[K.I.N.G]

You don't know that for sure though.

[Wrathborne]

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In self defense, on the bus, and there was many an ass stabbin on this trip. I snicker with delight I do.

[K.I.N.G]

Gangster wannabe suckers.

[Wrathborne]

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wow, this is...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

[Revenant]

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sounds like this guy was doing some hands-on research for his book.

[Wrathborne]

Darwin strikes again.

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Darwinism, taking yourself out before you take others out.

[Wrathborne]

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seriously, you are what you eat.

[Wrathborne]

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too bad he didn tget a head shot..well yeah head shot would work out fo rthis lol.

Nice thing about furniture as weaponry, you dont have to reload a chair.

[Wrathborne]

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What astupid bitch, I hope they take away her kids and give them good homes. Seriously what the fuck kind of person does this?

[Wax Zombie]

Fla. boy, 12, charged with first-degree murder in baseball-bat beating of 17-month-old girl

LAUDERHILL, Fla. (AP) -- A 12-year-old boy beat a toddler to death with a baseball bat because she was crying while he was trying to watch TV, authorities said.

The boy, who was not identified, was arrested Saturday on first-degree murder charges, Lauderhill police spokesman Lt. Mike Cochran said.

He was arraigned in juvenile court Sunday and remained in custody, but it was not clear if he had an attorney or if anyone else would be charged in the girl's death.

Cochran said the boy confessed to authorities that he was home alone Friday baby-sitting a 10-year-old and the 17-month-old girl and became angry when the toddler began to cry. The relationship between the three was not clear.

At some point, an adult called 911. The girl, Shaloh Joseph, was rushed to a hospital where she was pronounced dead of blunt force trauma to the head, Cochran said.

The Miami Herald identified the boy's mother as Guerla Joseph. A telephone listing for a Guerla Joseph in Fort Lauderdale had been disconnected.

The case is not the first in Florida where a boy so young has been charged in the death of a child. Lionel Tate was 12 when he beat and stomped to death a playmate half his age in Florida.

At the time, Tate was the youngest person in modern U.S. history to receive a life prison sentence. His attorneys initially said he accidentally killed 6-year-old Tiffany Eunick in 1999 while imitating pro wrestling moves.

Tate was convicted as an adult of first-degree murder, but the conviction was thrown out in 2004, and Tate pleaded guilty to a lesser charge.

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I hope this 12 year old boy didn't watch the remake of Halloween, so he wont blame it on this movie.

[Wrathborne]

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Darwin:2, humanity: -2 .

[Highwayman]

I think I saw that on CSI one night.

[Highwayman]

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While I think that the guy did it to annoy Cruise more than anything, it is pretty disrespectful.

Course you realize, this means war.

Most times you can keep it in but sometimes that's all you can do. It's your body but as long as your excuse yourself and generly didn't do it for a laugh I don't see a problem with it.

[Gilly]

2ft Killer Fish Invades Britain.

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"Meet psycho fish who is deadlier than a piranha and is invading Britain.
The savage giant snakehead has been caught in Britain for the first time - sparking fears of a deadly invasion.
The fish, which has a mouth crammed with fearsome teeth, reportedly eats everything it comes across - including people."


It is illegal to keep snakeheads as pets in thirteen states of the USA and other countries as they have become an invasive species due to irresponsible owners releasing them into the wild when they could/would no longer take care of them. If in an enclosed area they will try anything to escape. If in an aquarium they will charge at full force and tend to knock over the aquarium or shatter the glass.

This ugly little fucker was found in North Hykam in Lincolnshire, approximately half an hour from where I live (and is a possible destination for me to live in the coming months). It was caught in a fishermans net whilst on a fishing trip... Obviously.
Oops, apparently, it can live on land for days before it dies. So if any cats, dogs, or small children go near it, prepare to lose your pet... Or hands.

Poor England. Life is truely coming to an end. :lol:

[choptop2]

You're trapped in a Roger Corman movie.

It can live on land for several days?? What is that motherfucker trying to evolve? Kill 'em all!!!

[Highwayman]

2ft Killer Fish Invades Britain.

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"Meet psycho fish who is deadlier than a piranha and is invading Britain.
The savage giant snakehead has been caught in Britain for the first time - sparking fears of a deadly invasion.
The fish, which has a mouth crammed with fearsome teeth, reportedly eats everything it comes across - including people."



This ugly little fucker was found in North Hykam in Lincolnshire, approximately half an hour from where I live (and is a possible destination for me to live in the coming months). It was caught in a fishermans net whilst on a fishing trip... Obviously.
Oops, apparently, it can live on land for days before it dies. So if any cats, dogs, or small children go near it, prepare to lose your pet... Or hands.

Poor England. Life is truely coming to an end. :lol:


Fuck. Tis baby Jaws or "Brucie"

[Gilly]

Is it wrong that I want one?

[Highwayman]

Is it wrong that I want one?

Yep but I bet it would feel so right.

[Gilly]

Yep but I bet it would feel so right.

Possibly, but imagine the fun scaring the shit out of people with it.
"Look at my fish, touch it, stroke it. But watch your fingers... And face."

[Highwayman]

Possibly, but imagine the fun scaring the shit out of people with it.
"Look at my fish, touch it, stroke it. But watch your fingers... And face."

I'd go the other way with it. I'd just be dropping things into it's tank to see what's it would eat. Thing like; Hot Dog, Dog Treats, Mice, Candy ofcourse other fish and so on and so forth.

[Gilly]

I'd go the other way with it. I'd just be dropping things into it's tank to see what's it would eat. Thing like; Hot Dog, Dog Treats, Mice, Candy ofcourse other fish and so on and so forth.

Drop Dead Breed and three six's weed in there too. :D

[Joker]

These things have been found in the states too,once it gets cold they die off,from what I have heard.
When they eat all the food in one body of water,they crawl to the next.
People in Asia eat em all the time so I guess theyre good.

[Highwayman]

These things have been found in the states too,once it gets cold they die off,from what I have heard.
When they eat all the food in one body of water,they crawl to the next.
People in Asia eat em all the time so I guess theyre good.

Crawl? As in up and leave a pond, go across a section on land and into another body of water? :shakes:

[Gilly]

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:lol:

[Joker]

:lol: Thats crazy!

What would Confucius say about this one?

Women who wont get off the toilet for two years,addicted to pot.:D

[Highwayman]

I produce a radio show and we talked about that for a bit towards the end. Really strange and sadly hard not to laugh at.

[BooBerry]

I just read about that woman on another site. I heard her bf might get some charges against him for not getting her help or something.

[deathslasher666]

Can't say it's not sad, but I also can't say it's not pretty damn funny :lol:

[deathslasher666]

Meet the dumbest people you will ever see in your life:

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[K.I.N.G]

Those kids are Ballsy.

[deathslasher666]

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See this sick bastared? Want to guess what he got arrested for? Apparently, this sick and desperate mother fucker decided it was a good idea to fuck a picnic table. He was arrested after an anomynous person dropped off three DVDs showing him in the act. Here's the article:

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Either this guy is a sick fuck, like I think, or that was one hot picnic table.

[skybrick]

Whats so bad about that. I give my picnic table the time of its life.

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:slpdrool::slpdrool::slpdrool::slpdrool::slpdrool::slpdrool::slpdrool:

[Joker]

Now thats a new one.You would think the slivers would be a bitch.

[Gilly]

:spit: That's hilarious.

[xxsic4slipknotxx]

Perhaps next week he'll be arrested for doing the same thing to bowling balls at the local bowling alley.

[Joker]

It makes me wonder why he chose that table and was he faithful to that table only,or was he some kind of a picnic table whore,jumping from table to table,was any table safe?

[deathslasher666]

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You see the man on the left? He's the father to both of the girls in the picture. However, you see the woman on the right? She's the mother on the little girl. So, can you figure out what this means? If you said incest, you are correct. Apparently, the father and daughter "came together" and had a baby girl. Very gross, I know. In an interview, they have been quoted as saying things like


"I was looking at him, sort of going, oh, he's not too bad," she said.

"Like you might look at a man across the bar at a nightclub."

The article also says


For Mr Deaves the sexual relationship was "absolutely fantastic".

Here's the whole article:

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After I read this article, all I could literally say was "eww!!!" for the next five minutes. Pretty much made me feel sick to my stomache. And now, I'm sharing it with you guys.

[Metapher]

I don't care that a fucked up father and a fucked up daughter in her 30's had sex, they're obviously stupid but old enough to choose for themselves, but imagine that new little baby's future. She's gonna get so much shit from everyone in the world about it for the rest of her life.

[Highwayman]

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You see the man on the left? He's the father to both of the girls in the picture. However, you see the woman on the right? She's the mother on the little girl. So, can you figure out what this means? If you said incest, you are correct. Apparently, the father and daughter "came together" and had a baby girl. Very gross, I know. In an interview, they have been quoted as saying things like



The article also says



Here's the whole article:

Eww...gross (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)

After I read this article, all I could literally say was "eww!!!" for the next five minutes. Pretty much made me feel sick to my stomache. And now, I'm sharing it with you guys.


Creepy.

[deathslasher666]

Here's some more news on it. (WARNING: Make sure you're not eating anything when you read this, like I was :cry: )

Eww...even more gross *barfs* (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)

This one really got me right here:


The family went on a trip to the zoo and stayed in a caravan. And, after staying up to chat one night over a few drinks, Jenny climbed into bed with her dad, as her children slept just feet away. “I thought we could innocently share a bed,” insists Jenny. “But when John rolled over to give me a cuddle, I wanted more.”

The pair began kissing, before having sex. She says: “I remember my brain screaming, ‘We shouldn’t be doing this,’ but I couldn’t stop myself. It felt wonderful and right – and I was relieved that what I’d been feeling was reciprocated. We didn’t use contraception, but I didn’t care.”


I feel so fuckin' sick. I feel I may throw up.

[Tragicallyhip]

You hear accounts of couples who discover they're related- they meet, fall in love, get married, raise a family and then discover they're brother and sister. I have sympathy for them, since it must be really hard to accept that you shouldn't be with the one you love, not to mention the whole question of genetic issues with the children. But this? That's just sick. As if sleeping with a close relative isn't bad enough, actually having children with them, despite the fact that everybody knows what a can of worms you're opening there? Insane.

One of the worst aspects of this is the treatment of the children. What the hell were they doing telling the kids about their relationship? Not only does that give them a nice rosy view of incest, but I'll bet money they didn't tell the kids that no-one else thinks it's a good thing. What about when their daughter turns up at school and casually mentions that mummy and daddy and also mummy and grandad?

"Oh sorry Celeste, we forgot to mention that 99.99% of the world doesn't actually like the way we live and thinks you're the inbred offspring of a pair of sick freaks. You'll just have to learn to live with the fact that you''ll be bullied by everyone you meet- because even the fat kids, the ginger kids, the poor kids and the nerds can look down on incest girl- and be an outcast for the rest of your life. And when the police discover that we're still having sex you'll be in care homes for the next fifteen years. But Mummy and Grandpa love you."

[deathslasher666]

Haha, you'll love this one :lol:


Japan: 780,000 porn site hits earn demotion
Despite frequent porn viewing, none of this official's colleagues noticed

TOKYO - A Japanese civil servant was demoted for logging more than 780,000 hits on pornographic Web sites on his office computer over nine months, an official said Friday.

The man, a Kinokawa city government employee in western Japan, visited porn sites from June 2007 to February 2008, city official Tomiko Waki said. The man's name was withheld.

City officials said the number of hits discovered on his computer's internal log was so high in part because one click on certain types of pornographic sites registers multiple hits.

Despite his frequent porn viewing, none of his colleagues noticed his activities, which he apparently conducted throughout the workday.

"Each desk is set apart from each other," Waki said, adding that the man logged 170,000 hits on porn sites in July alone.

The man's supervisors discovered his extensive porn site visits after his computer became infected with a virus, prompting officials to examine his Web browser's history.

Along with the demotion, he received a 20,000 yen ($190) monthly pay cut, Waki said.
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780,000 in just 9 months :lol: . Makes you wonder how much work he actually got done :lol:

[K.I.N.G]

That dudes got nothin' on Shreds :ahheh:

[Wrathborne]

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Texas pizza hut clerk punches out robber. Is there a surveillance camera to capture the action? You bet.

[choptop2]

Wait....Who made a sextape?!?!

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[Gatsu18]

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Texas pizza hut clerk punches out robber. Is there a surveillance camera to capture the action? You bet.

Brutal and awesome heh

[deathslasher666]

Wait....Who made a sextape?!?!

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:lol: Damn...

[K.I.N.G]

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Texas pizza hut clerk punches out robber. Is there a surveillance camera to capture the action? You bet.

:lol: fucked up!

[Get Some]

hahah verne troyer ina sex tape, also serves the robber right

[xxsic4slipknotxx]

hahah verne troyer ina sex tape, also serves the robber right

that's interesting :lol:

[Bedogsexor]

SAN LUIS OBISPO, Calif. - Two practical jokers are behind bars for setting their passed-out drinking buddy's crotch ablaze while boozing in Grover Beach. Matthew Craig Pillers and Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer pleaded no contest to a felony great bodily injury charge.

Prosecutors say the 22-year-old Pillers, a parolee, was sentenced to two years in prison and the 19-year-old Keiffer got 45 days in San Luis Obispo County jail.

Elliot Tuleja was passed out when the men poured cologne on the man's groin and set him on fire on Jan. 18. Tuleja had second-degree burns on his testicles.
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My junk hurts from just reading that...

[deathslasher666]

Dude....that's fucked up :lol:.

[TacK]

Of all the fucked up things to do to a friend while drunk they choose this

[xxsic4slipknotxx]

Sounds like some really nice friends that guy has. :ahheh:

[K.I.N.G]

:mhehe: poor son of a bitch.

[Get Some]

hahaha

[darkoverlord]

wow that was a dumb move on their part:lol:

[Gatsu18]

I see this bein wierd topic of conversation in the future.

Hey dude, remember that time I lit your balls on fire? Yeah.... Good times.

[WarBeast]

dude shouldn't have passed out.... heh!

[BooBerry]

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Read the article and the picture captions. Said they guy didn't know the other dude and was like a robot the whole time. Def one of the strangest things I've seen in the news lately and I'm really interesting in finding out why it happened.

Hopefully the douchebag doesn't get the chance to off himself before he goes to prison.

[Gatsu18]

Heard about that the other day, that's some horror movie shit right there.

[BooBerry]

Heard about that the other day, that's some horror movie shit right there.

It happened just the other night I'm guessing then? The article didn't say.

[K.I.N.G]

Crazy bastard, can't control his urges..

[3/6]

holy shit

[Dr. Awesome]

Read this the other day thanks to Wrath and man this shit was insane!

[darkoverlord]

geez that dude was crazy and insane

[deathslasher666]

Crazy shit, man. Crazy dude.

[darkoverlord]

Crazy shit, man. Crazy dude.

:nod: i had no idea he was eating the dude crazy loon

[Chicken]

Nevermind I Live nere the place were it happend.

[Searcher]

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[Terrorsick]

MIDNIGHT MEAT BUS.

Canada. Grisly slaying on bus
A traveler aboard a Greyhound bus repeatedly stabbed and then decapitated his seat mate, pausing only to display the head to the other passengers who fled in horror.
Police arrested the suspect when he broke a bus window and tried to escape. Akron Beacon Journal

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[Misfit]

:straightface: looks like steelba may wanna hold off on the canadian jokes:D

[myersgirl13]

Holy Shit!!!!!

[BooBerry]

It must seriously be decapitation week across the world or something.
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[Dr. Awesome]

It must seriously be decapitation week across the world or something.
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:eek1: WTF? Man that is fucking wild.

[BooBerry]

If there's one in Asia tomorrow I'm building a Doomsday shelter.

[Misfit]

zombies man....

[Highwayman]

zombies man....

:nod: Zombies... Man

[Searcher]

This is the first (and hopefully the last) time I've been inspired to post a thread in news of the weird but when I saw there was a man who says he's eaten 23,000 Big Macs (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.) and can prove it, I just thought I'd share.

[K.I.N.G]

:nutso:

[BooBerry]

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Wtf people. :negative: Watch your damn kids.

[darkoverlord]

The kids parent should be reliable for this especially letting the kid break into a zoo.:negative:

[cmurdur]

...Spider-Man Batman Wolverine The Hulk And The Flash Combined.
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[Aurone]

:appl1::point::spit::lol::lol2::giggle::mhehe:


That pretty much sums it up dosn't it?

[Gatsu18]

I am lost for words..... I want him dead this much i know... But i can't articulate anything else about this into rational thought.

[Shreds_of_Flesh]

:die::faint::die::faint::die::faint::die::faint:

[3/6]

:die:

[FrighT MasteR]

I didn't know you were British cmurdur :hmmm:

[cmurdur]

I didn't know you were British cmurdur :hmmm:
What can I say? "Cameron" was getting a little stale for me.

[FrighT MasteR]

:starefreak:

[koolmike]

I hope his father threw him a beating.

[Grendel]

Hope "a bit of a laugh" is worth reducing your chances of getting laid to zero.

[Luris Blear]

On the other hand, women appreciate confidence. A lot of confidence was required to register that name.

[Aurone]

CARTOON characters are people too, a judge has ruled in the case of a man convicted over cartoons based on The Simpsons, in which children are shown having sex.

In the New South Wales Supreme Court today, Justice Michael Adams ruled that a fictional cartoon character was a "person" within the meaning of the relevant state and commonwealth laws.

Alan John McEwen was appealing his February conviction for possessing child pornography and using his computer to access child pornography.

"The alleged pornography comprised a series of cartoons depicting figures modelled on members of the television animated series The Simpsons," the judge said.

The cartoons showed characters such as Bart, Lisa and Maggie Simpson having sex.

McEwen was convicted and fined $3000 and placed on a good behaviour bond.

"In my view, the magistrate was correct in determining that, in respect of both the commonwealth and the NSW offences, the word 'person' included fictional or imaginary characters ...," the judge said.

"... The mere fact that the figure depicted departed from a realistic representation in some respects of a human being did not mean that such a figure was not a 'person'."

In dismissing the appeal, the judge ordered each party to pay its own legal costs in the first case dealing with the "difficult" issue.



Uhhhhh.....I don't want to see Millhouse fucking Lisa anymore then the next guy....but it's a cartoon.

[cmurdur]

No more cartoon porn for Shreds.

[Misfit]

realistic? they are yellow and missing a finger

[deathslasher666]

'The hell?

[WarBeast]

I think he should appeal on the grounds that the Simpson's debuted in 1987... That would make the youngest character mentioned, Maggie, over 20 years old... logic is a bitch sometimes...

[BooBerry]

This is kinda strange. On one hand I'm like, calm down, it's just a cartoon. But then on the other there's the fact that they were still dipictions of kids. Hmm. I would say maybe a minimal fine or something, but nothing like $3,000 or probation, ect. That's a bit much.

[Shreds_of_Flesh]

No more cartoon porn for Shreds.

:bitchslap2:

[BooBerry]

Rare condition gives toddler super strength - Associated Press

ROOSEVELT PARK, Mich. -- Liam Hoekstra was hanging upside down by his feet when he performed an inverted sit-up, his shirt falling away to expose rippled abdominal muscles. It was a display of raw power one might expect to see from an Olympic gymnast.

Liam is 19 months old.

Liam has a rare genetic condition called myostatin-related muscle hypertrophy, or muscle enlargement. The condition promotes above-normal growth of the skeletal muscles; it doesn't affect the heart and has no known negative side effects, according to experts.

Liam has the kind of physical attributes that bodybuilders and other athletes dream about: 40 percent more muscle mass than normal, jaw-dropping strength, breathtaking quickness, a speedy metabolism and almost no body fat. Liam can run like the wind, has the agility of a cat, lifts pieces of furniture that most children his age couldn't push across a slick floor and eats like there is no tomorrow -- without gaining weight.

Liam has given his mother a black eye and once punched a hole in the plaster wall during a tantrum. "That's called attitude," his mother said.

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[koolmike]

I opened up the NY Post today and couldn't believe this story. It seems as though as of last September 8th, "Natalie Dylan" has offered to give up her virginity to the highest bidder. As of today, the highest bid is $5,000,000. Here's the story:

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AN Australian businessman is leading a $5 million online bidding war to claim the virginity of a 22-year-old student.

He is just one among more than 10,000 men bidding for the promised night of passion.

Miss Dylan's offer first came to light in September, when the offers reached more than $350,000, but bids have now reached $5.6 million.

The Sun reports an unnamed 39-year-old Australian businessman is now the highest bidder.

Natalie Dylan's chastity sale was first reported in September by US radio shock jock Howard Stern, but since then interest in her has rocketed with record hits to her MySpace page.

''I am shocked by how far this has gone,'' the 22-year-old told The Daily Mail.

''It's shocking that men will pay so much for someone's virginity, which isn't even prized so highly anymore."

The San Diego student already has a degree in Women's Studies and planned the virginity auction to raise enough funds for a masters course in Family and Marriage therapy.

"People might think it's strange for a 22-year-old to be a virgin, but I've always been careful about what I do," she said.

"I've had two serious boyfriends, and of course we were intimate in some ways, but they were nice guys and were patient with me.

"Back then I just wanted to wait until I was sure about someone before going all the way with them.

"Things didn't work out with either of my boyfriends and so the losing my virginity just never happened."

She was inspired in the bizarre money-making scheme by her sister Avia, 23, who lived comfortably during her own degree course after working as a prostitute for just three weeks.

"I was quite shocked at the time when Avia told me she was prepared to sleep with people for money," said Natalie.

"But Avia was determined to raise some money quickly and she researched it all and told me how it could be done safely through a legal brothel.

"She is very beautiful and confident and so she attracted a lot of clients and made several thousand dollars in just three weeks."

Natalie began researching prostitution for her own degree course, as well as how virginity was prized in different cultures.

"I looked at other cases of where women had been paid for their virginity and realised that men were willing to pay large sums in return," she said.

Knowing her sister had been treated well by the legal brothel The Bunny Ranch in Nevada, USA, Natalie decided to look into working there, but for just one evening.

"I'm really proud of her," said Avia.

"I understand fully why she's doing this, and I don't know why anyone would criticise her for it.

"I worked there because I wanted to earn my own money so I would have some solid financial grounding."

However Natalie admits she's still concerned about the prospect of spending a night with a stranger.

"I've been getting to know the men who are bidding and I'm having email conversations with them," she said.

"I've had such a range of messages, from weirdos who say they love me, to those who get really graphically sexual about what they want to do to me.

"I'm also getting lots of polite requests from rich businessmen.

"I get some men who are obviously looking for a girlfriend but I try and make it clear that this is a one-night-only offer.

"I know that a lot of people will condemn me for this because it's so taboo but I really don't have a problem with that," she added.

Natalie said she is prepared to undergo a medical hymen examination to prove her chastity and has already passed two lie detector tests.

"My study is completely authentic in that I truly am auctioning my virginity," Natalie said.

"But I am not being sold into this. I'm not being taken advantage of in any way.

"I think me and the person I do it with will both profit greatly from the deal," she added.
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Grendel, wasn't sure where to post this.

Talk about a capitalist society :lol:

[Get Some]

i highly doubt shes a virgin

[Shreds_of_Flesh]

:hmmm:

[koolmike]

i highly doubt shes a virgin


Alot of people are saying that. A medical examination can offer some answers.

[3/6]

5 mil??? :die: bitch is one uping the fool who's willing to pay that..

god for her

shes pretty hot too, and like get said...i doubt shes a virgin

[koolmike]

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[Aurone]

There's been several women over the years that've done this. Tyra Banks dedicated a whole show to one a while back, and as usual, tried to do her usual BS Preaching of Moral and Purity for younge woman over free will.

[levil666]

shes pretty hot too, and like get said...i doubt shes a virgin

Her butthole might be a virgin, I don't think she's counting drunken hazy sex.
:takeshots: - - - - :sex:

*edit* isn't prostitution illegal outside of Vegas? This is international prostitution, right?

[txjeff07]

Chick is smart, after this she is set for life.
If there are guy's willing to pay that much I don't see anything wrong with it, hell with morals, she's gettin paid

[choptop2]

Sadly there are no bids on this 48 year old's virginity

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[K.I.N.G]

She's ugly.. 5,000,000 :2far:

[koolmike]

I believe it's 5 mil.

[K.I.N.G]

:lookarnd:

[koolmike]

Here's an article from someone who finds Natalie's financial venture deplorable:

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[Misfit]

:cooldude: i fucked her already for 5 bucks...suckers

[deathslasher666]

She lives in San Diego, eh? :hmmm:

But no, that chick's virginity is no where near 5 mil. Now, if you could offer dinner and a movie, then maybe :mrpervert:

[Misfit]

or at least mcdonalds and a walk past a tv store

[deathslasher666]

:lol:

[Dr. Awesome]

Brilliant on her part. If I was her I'd do the same thing. You might have to put up with a fat smelly man pounding you fresh vag for 5 mins. or so, but when it's over you'll be an overnight millionaire. Money well earned.

[3/6]

:nod:
id take her virginity for 5 mil :D