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Chief Falling Rock
10-05-2006, 01:44 PM
http://screwattack.com/AngryNerdMain.html

new one starts at Mckids. He is so fucking right about Top Gun.

pastor_ice43
10-05-2006, 02:50 PM
LOL, thats for sure. For as good of a movie as that is, I have yet to play ANY Top Gun game, including the newest one for PS2 that is any good.

Knight
10-05-2006, 03:24 PM
These are great. I like the new theme song too.

Belcebu
10-05-2006, 05:53 PM
This guy is awesome, it really takes me back, I played most those games... a lot. It's funny how I used to think they were cool.

Darkgod
10-05-2006, 05:56 PM
Thats too funny and I like the O and A wow sticker on the tv.

SonOfSavini
10-05-2006, 06:07 PM
Haha...good stuff.

Gunner
10-05-2006, 11:59 PM
Love this stuff.

Toxic Voorhees
10-06-2006, 12:18 PM
that guy is funny

DrSatan
10-06-2006, 04:51 PM
still funny. Never played any of those games tho.

Knight
10-06-2006, 11:03 PM
Next Friday (which is the 13th) he's going to post up a review of 'Friday the 13th'.

'bout time he reviewed that shitty game.

DrSatan
10-07-2006, 05:44 AM
that game sucked penis.

Chief Falling Rock
10-07-2006, 09:39 AM
a fuckin men I hate that damn game.

Il Duce
10-07-2006, 11:11 AM
That was a hilarious review.

Darkgod
10-09-2006, 09:49 AM
yeah fthe13th sucked ass. I could never beat it,

réÐþÁ†µ
10-09-2006, 09:58 AM
Meh I would just call the F13th game one of the toughest games ever.

Too bad they never remade it for a new system with new features and new enhancements.

A F13th game is still gold if made right.

His Double Dragon 3 review was right on the money. Lameass sequel to two good games before it.

Knight
10-09-2006, 10:50 AM
Meh I would just call the F13th game one of the toughest games ever.


It's also boring, repetitive and lacks any sort of fun gameplay mechanic.

réÐþÁ†µ
10-09-2006, 10:53 AM
It's also boring, repetitive and lacks any sort of fun gameplay mechanic.

No denying that.

réÐþÁ†µ
10-13-2006, 11:38 AM
Meh the review for F13th is up.

Pretty good.

Knight
10-13-2006, 12:23 PM
:mhehe:

'Nightmare on Elm. St' review coming up next...?

'cause that game sucked the diarrhea from a dead buffalo's ass too.

Chief Falling Rock
10-13-2006, 12:45 PM
where the hells the F13 review I cant find it?

Knight
10-13-2006, 12:46 PM
screwattack.com's main page.

Belcebu
10-13-2006, 05:18 PM
That Friday the 13th one was awesome. I remember playing that game back in the day, and it was impossible to beat.

Chief Falling Rock
10-14-2006, 09:56 AM
yes that was a very awesome review of F13. I hope he does one for Nightmare On Elm Street now.

Officefan
10-31-2006, 02:14 PM
The ANOES review is up.
http://screwattack.com/Flash%20HTML/ANN/ElmStreet/ElmStreet.html

Chief Falling Rock
11-01-2006, 07:59 AM
sweet NOES review

dr_foreverclear
11-01-2006, 11:13 AM
he keeps getting better and better at these.

and thanks to the NES he will have plenty of material to come.

Toxic Voorhees
11-01-2006, 11:35 AM
that NOES review was funny

FreddyKruger316
11-01-2006, 12:12 PM
These reviews are great. I hope he eventually expands to other Nintendo systems as well. There were pleanty of crappy games on the SNES and N64 as well.

réÐþÁ†µ
11-01-2006, 03:05 PM
Pretty good.

Needs to Review...

Robocop
Predator
Wrestlemania
Jaws

ETC

Mr Monk3y
11-01-2006, 10:59 PM
this guy is so fucking hilarious, funny stuff here

realizm
11-03-2006, 06:32 PM
the freddy one was pretty funny, i hope he does a review on the power glove

Lemmywinks
11-23-2006, 01:30 AM
Nightmare on Elm Street review killed me. 4 of him playing the game sharing the same foul vocabulary was classic.

realizm
11-23-2006, 10:04 PM
http://screwattack.com/Flash%20HTML/ANN/Power%20Glove/Power.html
"sucks monkey fuck!" power glow segment

Lemmywinks
11-24-2006, 01:38 AM
It sucks so bad it fucks! Also caught the Dawn of the Dead line in there. This guy kills me great stuff.

pastor_ice43
11-24-2006, 12:27 PM
What was the Dawn of the Dead line?

Lemmywinks
11-24-2006, 01:31 PM
What was the Dawn of the Dead line?

When he uses the glove playing racing games he says "We got this,we got this by the ass!"

réÐþÁ†µ
11-30-2006, 11:06 AM
New vid, but not really a review.

http://www.screwattack.com/Flash%20HTML/Random/sequels.html

Good insight though.

pastor_ice43
11-30-2006, 02:42 PM
Good stuff till the very end when he's talking about the Naked Gun series. Nice little factoids too...I had no idea about the zombie thing with Dawn being Zombie 1 in Italy.

Ichi_fan
11-30-2006, 02:52 PM
Good stuff till the very end when he's talking about the Naked Gun series. Nice little factoids too...I had no idea about the zombie thing with Dawn being Zombie 1 in Italy.

i thought all horror fans knew that.

even people who arent into the genre know that.

pastor_ice43
11-30-2006, 10:25 PM
Not me. And I seriously doubt lots of people not into horror would know that.

Anyhoo....guys gold most of the time, but sometimes he rants about stupid stuff too. Like in this one...the Naked Gun sequel titles. It's obvious that they're just parodies of normal sequel titles. I don't know anyone who was actually confused by them. Also, in his Friday The 13th review, he complained how if you go left, you go right on the map. Please..anyone with any sense of direction, and knowledge of how to read a map gets why it does that. I never had trouble with that.

réÐþÁ†µ
12-15-2006, 11:57 AM
New review of Rocky.

http://screwattack.com/Flash%20HTML/ANN/Rocky.html

Theme song has been hacked to pieces though.

pastor_ice43
12-15-2006, 12:38 PM
The Salute to the Wii was kinda funny. So it seems he's venturing out of the NES arena and he's gonna target everyone now eh.

Lemmywinks
12-15-2006, 01:26 PM
Now that he's venturing out to other systems can't wait to see what he reviews next.Got a kick out of the anger begins vid when he's a kid playing SMB for the first time.

Cataclysm
12-27-2006, 10:46 AM
The Nerd's Christmas Destruction: Part 2
http://www.screwattack.com/Flash%20HTML/ANN/xmas2.html

Lemmywinks
12-27-2006, 06:43 PM
The x-mas2 vid was better than the 1st.Love how he names his characters...asssss

pastor_ice43
01-26-2007, 09:17 AM
He's got a new review of the movie TMNT III.

www.screwattack.com

It's the first 2 vids

réÐþÁ†µ
01-26-2007, 10:00 AM
Pretty solid review.

Accurate on all accounts.

Part 3 was a wash.

Cataclysm
01-26-2007, 10:25 AM
He's got a new review of the movie TMNT III.

www.screwattack.com

It's the first 2 vids

Don't know why you posted this under The Angry Video Game Nerd's post since its not The AVGN. It's his twin brother The Angry Movie Nerd, duh. :shakehead

pastor_ice43
01-26-2007, 09:45 PM
lol

SonOfSavini
01-26-2007, 10:18 PM
Haha....nice.

FreddyKruger316
01-27-2007, 07:48 AM
Haha. That was good. I always hated TMNT3.

realizm
01-29-2007, 12:31 AM
good one hes the only thing funnny about that site, the other reviewer just ain't funny to me
i never watched part 3 and thank god... but all those toys brought back alot of memories

realizm
02-17-2007, 11:26 PM
ScrewAttack - Angry Video Game Nerd: Atari 5200
http://www.gametrailers.com/player.php?id=17031&type=mov

Cataclysm
02-18-2007, 12:34 AM
Funny shit, thanks for posting this realizm.

It appears he took his time with making this episode, compared to the previous episodes.

Knight
02-18-2007, 01:45 AM
:spit:

Best part is when he had to bust out the 50 ft. extension cord just to make that extra 2 inches.

realizm
02-18-2007, 02:51 AM
i notice in his new opening he plays the sega cd, 3DO classic night trap
i cant wait for that episode ;)

Driden
02-18-2007, 01:25 PM
That atari vid is great - straight out of amazon women on the moon

Cataclysm
02-18-2007, 02:27 PM
Has anybody checked out his other projects at http://cinemassacre.com/Home_page/frameset.html? Part of the web site, he talks about creating the Angry Video Game nerd character.

pastor_ice43
02-18-2007, 05:26 PM
yeah, I watched this vid around 3 days ago. Good stuff.

réÐþÁ†µ
02-28-2007, 05:25 PM
Ghostbusters is the new review folks.

http://www.gametrailers.com/screwattack.php

pastor_ice43
02-28-2007, 06:06 PM
Saw that one earlier today...good stuff. I too had to use the turbo controller to get up the stairs.

réÐþÁ†µ
02-28-2007, 06:38 PM
Ending was hilarious.

Knight
02-28-2007, 07:42 PM
Was almost in tears at the end.

Cataclysm
02-28-2007, 07:54 PM
Great stuff like always.

realizm
02-28-2007, 11:17 PM
thanks for the heads up on the new reviews

ahh again he brings me back to when i was a kid, my cousin had a protonpack and i always wanted one, it crazy my older brother collected gi joe and i collected ghostbusters toys, i had almost all the action figures

CONGLATURATION !!! mi reelly like it

Knight
02-28-2007, 11:29 PM
Rather disturbing that someone actually wrote an in-depth walkthrough for this and submitted it to GameFAQs. Really was a horrible, nonsensical game.

Should have been called 'Gasbusters'.

DrSatan
03-01-2007, 03:47 AM
I can't believe I actually used to own this game, along with all the other Ghostbusters shit including the pink slime that got all dried up and stuck to my GB firehouse. Damn it.

pastor_ice43
03-01-2007, 09:41 AM
I used to have all the toys also. The proton pack, the trap (including the little ghost that you were suppost to set on a table, and knock into the trap with the foam proton beam.)

choptop2
03-02-2007, 06:29 AM
I tried to play that game on an emulator long time ago, I thought all you did was drive. Never got very far...


But 22 flights of stairs? Who thought that would be fun?

pastor_ice43
03-02-2007, 10:28 AM
They were trying to make it like the movie. They went up quite a few.

choptop2
03-02-2007, 02:28 PM
Yeah I know, but it's not exactly exciting. In the movie they didn't seem happy about walking up all those steps with the proton packs on. that was the gag. (plus it wasn't real time of going up flight after flight) So making a level based around their misery doesn't seem like a good idea. Or fun.


Horrible developers. Probably also responsible for the ET atari game.

dead breed
03-02-2007, 03:46 PM
The best year for toys, horror movies and cartoons ----> the 80's...hands down the best.

Chief Falling Rock
03-02-2007, 04:41 PM
I agree with everything he said about that game. I HATED that freakin game. I used the game genie as well to get to the end once. I wanted to cry with that ending.

pastor_ice43
03-02-2007, 06:34 PM
Yeah I know, but it's not exactly exciting. In the movie they didn't seem happy about walking up all those steps with the proton packs on. that was the gag. (plus it wasn't real time of going up flight after flight) So making a level based around their misery doesn't seem like a good idea. Or fun.


Horrible developers. Probably also responsible for the ET atari game.

oh I agree. But I'm sure thats what they were going for.

cmurdur
03-10-2007, 04:53 PM
an oldie but a goodie
http://http://youtube.com/watch?v=vl-4cBmkLCs

EDIT:this should work http://youtube.com/watch?v=vl-4cBmkLCs

realizm
03-21-2007, 12:20 PM
new video up
another review on ghostbusters

Cataclysm
03-21-2007, 04:12 PM
Good but it wasn't very funny, atleast not to me.

pastor_ice43
03-21-2007, 05:26 PM
Pretty good. Can't wait till the next one....the Ghostbusters 2 game for NES was pretty good, except you didn't have a final boss to fight, and the one for Genisis was actually a great game...despite the super sized heads of the ghostbusters.

réÐþÁ†µ
03-21-2007, 05:47 PM
Easily one of his worst vids.

More or less a rehash of his dynamite previous review with the same exact game on different systems. Nevertheless, the new review should be good.

realizm
03-21-2007, 08:50 PM
Good but it wasn't very funny, atleast not to me.

yea he wasnt that pissed prob got laid b4 he did the video

dead breed
03-21-2007, 08:51 PM
yea he wasnt that pissed prob got laid b4 he did the video

I think he might of gave himself a hand of two .. :D

realizm
03-21-2007, 09:04 PM
I think he might of gave himself a hand of two .. :D

true, thats also another stress reliever. he needs that liquid courage b4 he does each review so he can get fired up

choptop2
03-22-2007, 09:06 AM
Needs to switch up his beer. Rolling Rock taste like water. Palest beer ever. Used to be brewed by me in Latrobe, but they got bought out I believe.

dead breed
03-22-2007, 12:59 PM
Needs to switch up his beer. Rolling Rock taste like water. Palest beer ever. Used to be brewed by me in Latrobe, but they got bought out I believe.

He needs some hardcore home brew or some dark ale. :coolbeer: that would put some hairs on his balls.

koolmike
03-29-2007, 10:42 AM
Pretty funny.

Driden
03-29-2007, 02:15 PM
Anyone see his interview? http://www.gametrailers.com/player.php?id=18016&type=mov

réÐþÁ†µ
04-03-2007, 10:31 PM
His final part of the Ghostbusters series review is up.

http://www.gametrailers.com/screwattack.php

Pretty good conclusion.

pastor_ice43
04-04-2007, 11:06 AM
He also just put up a review of TMNT.

réÐþÁ†µ
04-04-2007, 01:23 PM
Yea his new TMNT review is on youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5NhW2PzUJU

réÐþÁ†µ
04-13-2007, 12:56 PM
Nerd has some new vids.

First is a memo to all his fans that youtube has targeted him now for deletion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb_gV2z8Z9M

Second he reviews Grindhouse which is a pretty solid, quick review.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrVU48I2pBQ

Soon enough, youtube will be just a memory if it starts deleting everyone for shit reasons IMO.

Driden
04-13-2007, 03:07 PM
Why don't they just put an age restriction like they do with pornographic videos? Pretty stupid to delete his reviews

réÐþÁ†µ
04-13-2007, 04:18 PM
I think the fundamental problem with youtube as it is with anything on the net these days is the fact that you have trolls out there. People who take pleasure in causing misery for other people for no other reason than personal pleasure.

Its the same thing outside of the net world with people called assholes/instigators, etc. They dont like James Rolfe, so they decide to flag his videos over and over to be dicks. Eventually youtube reviews them and deletes them. Just like things in message boards. Trolls dilebriately (spelling) start fights for no other reason than to try and piss people off and they're often affective when doing it.

Course theres alittle bit of a difference between real life trolls and net trolls. Real life trolls or assholes dont take nearly as many chance as net trolls do in order to start shit simply because we cant yet reach through the monitor and own that person on the other side. Maybe one day we will have that kind of tech, but for now we dont.

réÐþÁ†µ
04-15-2007, 10:45 AM
Pretty good zombie movie he put together.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SjV8jfl20E

réÐþÁ†µ
04-18-2007, 04:56 PM
New Review on various Spiderman games.

http://www.gametrailers.com/screwattack.php

Sloppy but entertaining in spots. I think hes starting to lose his novelty IMO.

pastor_ice43
05-10-2007, 04:28 PM
He's got a new review up about the Sega CD. Complete with his full 2 minute and 50 second theme song.

www.angrynesnerd.com

Pretty good...I actually remember that Sega CD commercial he was making fun of in the beginning.

King_ov_Hell
05-10-2007, 04:39 PM
The review on Grindhouse just made me really excited to see it.

King_ov_Hell
05-10-2007, 04:57 PM
Just watched the the Deader the Better short film, I thought it was awesome, love the old style music.

CrazySicilian
05-15-2007, 11:05 PM
New review is up, Its on the Sega 32x

http://www.gametrailers.com/screwattack.php

pastor_ice43
05-16-2007, 03:23 AM
pretty good. Lovin' the new intro

hackerslacker
05-16-2007, 07:03 AM
haha 32x he ripped that a new one

réÐþÁ†µ
05-17-2007, 09:44 AM
32x was one of his better recent reviews.

Good stuff.

Highwayman
05-17-2007, 10:04 AM
32X review was decent, the last "system" review I thought was good was the Atari. I'd like to see him get away from the systems for a little while and go back to a games for a few reviews, somewhat going back to his roots. But really, as long as he puts out, reviews I mean, I'll watch... he speaks the truth, lol.

King_ov_Hell
05-17-2007, 04:50 PM
I like how he's changed from just swearing his head off to get some cheap laughs to giving actual indepth reviews.

réÐþÁ†µ
05-22-2007, 09:25 AM
Reviews Spiderman 3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G8LTe9m07Q

For the most part, a good review and a pretty basic sum up of both sides of the spectrum when it comes to opinions on films.

hackerslacker
05-22-2007, 11:14 AM
nice review. I enjoy watching his clips.

pastor_ice43
05-23-2007, 08:37 AM
Good review

Ichi_fan
05-23-2007, 10:00 AM
awful review. he should stick to reviewing games. spider-man 3 was very bad.

toxicangel19
05-23-2007, 10:05 AM
i liked it but if i was a die hard comic fan then again id have issues with it same old same old thing

cmurdur
05-29-2007, 12:56 PM
this year's biggest summer blockbuster
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZMZ6u0wtto

Highwayman
06-14-2007, 09:16 AM
Lol, that was pretty good. Oh and for those who don't know he has a new video up on his site; it's about Silver Surfer for NES.

King_ov_Hell
06-15-2007, 06:40 AM
The Silver Surfer one was alright. He also has 4 videos for you know what's bullshit.

hackerslacker
06-15-2007, 07:22 AM
He has a review up for Ducktales too. I used to have that game for NES...I never could get passed any of the harder levels.

King_ov_Hell
06-15-2007, 07:54 AM
The Ducktales one is pretty old now, it was one of the first games he reveiwed that he actually liked.

choptop2
06-18-2007, 01:07 AM
His act is wearing kind of thin to me now.

réÐþÁ†µ
06-19-2007, 10:48 PM
New vid on Die Hard

http://www.gametrailers.com/screwattack.php

pastor_ice43
06-28-2007, 01:01 PM
That Die Hard video is the funniest one he's had in while. Good stuff.

cmurdur
06-28-2007, 04:13 PM
That Die Hard video is the funniest one he's had in while. Good stuff.

I wasn't liking it until the last part where shit was blowing up around him. why must you and I always disagree?

pastor_ice43
06-28-2007, 04:42 PM
Cause you're always wrong :D

cmurdur
06-28-2007, 04:49 PM
oh yeah.... I was going to say the altitude, but yours is good too.

RaZor
06-28-2007, 06:03 PM
lol, that die hard one is pretty good.

cmurdur
07-04-2007, 09:48 AM
Independence Day for PS1
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/21229.html?type=flv

Scaremonger
07-04-2007, 12:25 PM
The thrill is gone.

He was funny for awhile, but foul language can only carry you so far.

cmurdur
07-04-2007, 12:32 PM
yeah, its kinda sad. maybe he should take a couple months or even years, then have a big comeback.

réÐþÁ†µ
07-04-2007, 01:29 PM
I still watch his vids just because I suppose. However I can agree with the sentiments shared by others. His charm has kinda faded and he's kinda just recycling himself with new games. I think its because he really hasnt included any other parties in his recent reviews outside of Spiderman.

Knight
07-04-2007, 02:10 PM
I think the idea of slamming some of these shitty games is still a good one and he needs to roll with that. But he needs to focus more on quality criticism rather than new ways to say 'Buffalo turds'.

SonOfSavini
07-04-2007, 05:52 PM
The reviews was "ok". A couple chuckles here and there, but the joke about getting a tattoo of a goat on his face snorting coke off an infants penis was pretty funny.

Cataclysm
07-05-2007, 12:46 AM
I could give a shit about him slamming bad games or swearing, I just liked the off-beat humor of the random things he had going on in his videos. Like getting a 50ft. extension cord to plug in his TV cord that was just an inch too short.

Oh well this is just internet fame for you, you're the coolest shit one minute then the next everyones going around saying "eh its not really that cool."

Knight
07-05-2007, 12:48 AM
Like getting a 50ft. extension cord to plug in his TV cord that was just an inch too short.


:lol:

Classic. He really needs more shit like that, though.

King_ov_Hell
07-05-2007, 03:55 AM
I actually think his reviews have gotten better, more substance.

hackerslacker
07-05-2007, 07:15 AM
just watched SS, Die Hard and ID4, thought they were all good. I remember playing Silver Surfer at my grandparents house and it is as hard as he says. I think I beat one level after about an hour of trying. I remember throwing the controller plenty o' times.

Chief Falling Rock
07-18-2007, 10:39 AM
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/22435.html

just talked about some simpsons games. I personally think those are some of the worst games in the world.

hackerslacker
07-19-2007, 06:16 AM
bart vs the aliens was horrid, I couldnt get past the first level. I probably still cant.

King_ov_Hell
07-19-2007, 08:06 AM
I played an old simpsons game once, it was pretty hard.

toxicangel19
07-19-2007, 08:42 AM
im an angry nintendo nerd :haht:

choptop2
07-19-2007, 09:01 AM
witty too... :sure:

dead breed
07-19-2007, 03:27 PM
I played an old simpsons game once, it was pretty hard.

all of the old Simpsons games are hard imo, the nes ones at least

réÐþÁ†µ
07-25-2007, 09:45 AM
Not really Nerd related but pretty cool.

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/22754.html

Screwattack top 10 Mario games.

Lotta Nintendo haters on this board, but I thought it was a good list and it displays the plumber in respectible fashion as a gaming icon through 20 so years.

réÐþÁ†µ
08-08-2007, 09:13 AM
New Nerd vid on Bugs Bunny.

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/23316.html

Funniest one in a long time IMO.

King_ov_Hell
08-09-2007, 08:37 AM
I really liked that one, beating up Bugs Bunny was hilarious.

hackerslacker
08-09-2007, 09:30 AM
the quality of his webcasts get better and better. Ill watch this one whenever I get home

SonOfSavini
08-11-2007, 11:37 AM
That was pretty good....the beating of Bugs was nicely edited.

King_ov_Hell
08-23-2007, 02:55 AM
New video about "Atari Porn", some people have made up some pretty fucked up games.

Highwayman
08-23-2007, 08:06 AM
Bug's video was one of the better ones in a long time... ranks in my top ten. I couldn't watch the entire Capitan S (Sega) one, found that pretty boring.

pastor_ice43
09-01-2007, 10:52 PM
the Bugs one is def. one of the best...so far the top 10 are IMO....

In no particular order

1. Rocky
2. A Nightmare on Elm St.
3. Friday the 13th
4. Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout
5. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
6. Top Gun
7. Master Chu and the Drunken Hu
8. The Power Glove
9. The Atari
10. Die Hard

Highwayman
09-02-2007, 05:58 PM
New video... "Atari Porn"
http://cinemassacre.com/Movies/Nes_Nerd/Nerd_news.html

Highwayman
09-20-2007, 07:00 AM
New Video *Festers Quest*

This is the trailer but the links to the full clip are off to the right.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6bZCpNUYhwE

cmurdur
10-10-2007, 02:50 PM
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/26199.html?e3i=1&type=mov
his third crack at horror games, TTCM for Atari.

King_ov_Hell
10-10-2007, 05:00 PM
That whole video was great, love the Halloween ending.

pastor_ice43
10-11-2007, 10:57 AM
Yeah, great vid. Loved when he got *stuck* on the bike :lol:. Can't wait for the Halloween one.

ZION
10-13-2007, 01:56 AM
Not from the "nerd" but here is a link for a quick review for Splatterhouse 2. :nod:
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/26306.html

Chief Falling Rock
10-14-2007, 10:41 AM
I had no idea there was a TCM game or Halloween game but the TCM game looked horrible.

pastor_ice43
11-27-2007, 10:46 PM
Halloween vid was great

New one up featuring Dragon's Lair.

Old school...but very very funny.

Scaremonger
11-28-2007, 09:33 PM
Pretty funny.

I think I dropped around half a million dollars in tokens on the arcade version. The atmosphere of an arcade was one of the greatest things ever back then. Now I'd probably get a headache, if arcades even exist anymore.

choptop2
11-28-2007, 10:28 PM
Pretty funny.

I think I dropped around half a million dollars in tokens on the arcade version. The atmosphere of an arcade was one of the greatest things ever back then. Now I'd probably get a headache, if arcades even exist anymore.


Dave and Busters are fun. Not the same, but still fun. Don't bother with the food. Greasy spoon quality stuff at high prices.

hackerslacker
11-29-2007, 06:08 AM
Dave and Busters are fun. Not the same, but still fun. Don't bother with the food. Greasy spoon quality stuff at high prices.

all my friends go down to D&B down next to the waterfront. Ill go down to experience it, but id rather go see a movie at Lowes!

pastor_ice43
12-02-2007, 10:10 PM
Yeah there's still arcades around....always a good time.

pastor_ice43
12-19-2007, 10:33 AM
New video up modeled after "A Christmas Carol" It's gonna be a 3 part video, the first one is a review of Home Alone 2 for NES.

GrimBeornTheOld
12-21-2007, 10:13 AM
I find him so funny because he reminds me of myself and some friends I had growing up.

The Power Glove, Mckids, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm St, Top Gun, and Bible Games reviews are my faves.

réÐþÁ†µ
12-21-2007, 10:17 AM
He isnt as funny or inventive as he used to be but hes still worth a watch over most entities out there. After so many reviews, its tough to remain fresh but his videos still entertain and thats the key IMO.

pastor_ice43
12-27-2007, 10:08 PM
the second part of the christmas special is up. Funny shit....looks like his next review will be on the virtual boy

hackerslacker
12-28-2007, 06:39 AM
I liked the Christmas episodes. I wonder how he will pull off the VB.

Highwayman
12-30-2007, 05:48 AM
I think I may have expected more from part two of the Christmas video but looking back at it; it's great. Really what else could you ask for. Really looking forward to all the reviews in '08.

cmurdur
01-24-2008, 06:36 PM
Rambo for the NES-http://www.cinemassacre.com/Home_page/frameset.html

ZION
01-26-2008, 01:34 AM
I owned that game back in the day!!!!! Worst game EVER!!!!

Darkgod
01-26-2008, 12:23 PM
This guy is fucking funnny.

Highwayman
01-26-2008, 12:49 PM
Yeah it was good. I enjoy it more when he does a random review not something that's tied in with a new movie coming out but it's all good.

realizm
01-26-2008, 03:15 PM
the zelda clip is pretty interesting

réÐþÁ†µ
02-02-2008, 08:24 PM
top 10 monster films and rambo review.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTVvok4S_9E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS90w87VxPQ

realizm
06-29-2008, 12:06 AM
superman
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/35585.html

réÐþÁ†µ
07-14-2008, 06:35 PM
Nerd has started reviewing movies on spike.com.

Hes reviewing the Batman saga.

Here are the first two parts.

<embed width="448" height="365" src="http://www.spike.com/efp" quality="high" bgcolor="000000" name="efp" align="middle" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" flashvars="flvbaseclip=2999422&" allowfullscreen="true"> </embed> <div style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px; background-color: #000; width: 448px; padding: 3px 0; color: #fff;"><a href="http://www.spike.com/video/cinemassacre-movie/2999422" style="color: #ffcc35; margin-left: 5px;">CineMassacre - Movie Reviews - Bat-A-Thon (Part 1)</a> | <a href="http://www.spike.com/channel/movies" style="color: #ffcc35">Movies & TV</a> | <a href="http://www.spike.com/" style="color: #ffcc35">SPIKE.com</a></div>

<embed width="448" height="365" src="http://www.spike.com/efp" quality="high" bgcolor="000000" name="efp" align="middle" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" flashvars="flvbaseclip=3002124&" allowfullscreen="true"> </embed> <div style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px; background-color: #000; width: 448px; padding: 3px 0; color: #fff;"><a href="http://www.spike.com/video/bat-thon-part-2/3002124" style="color: #ffcc35; margin-left: 5px;">Bat-A-Thon (Part 2)</a> | <a href="http://www.spike.com/channel/movies" style="color: #ffcc35">Movies & TV</a> | <a href="http://www.spike.com/" style="color: #ffcc35">SPIKE.com</a></div>

King_ov_Hell
07-14-2008, 06:52 PM
Watched them 2 last night, can't wait for the third..

dead breed
07-15-2008, 02:28 PM
Ill watch these soon. Love it.

cmurdur
07-21-2008, 10:07 PM
In his new Bat-a-thon video, he says there are two scenes in TDK that are homages to Batman. :die:

King_ov_Hell
07-21-2008, 10:40 PM
:shrugs: So?

réÐþÁ†µ
07-22-2008, 09:33 AM
<embed width="448" height="365" src="http://www.spike.com/efp" quality="high" bgcolor="000000" name="efp" align="middle" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" flashvars="flvbaseclip=3006755&" allowfullscreen="true"> </embed> <div style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px; background-color: #000; width: 448px; padding: 3px 0; color: #fff;"><a href="http://www.spike.com/video/bat-thon-part-3/3006755" style="color: #ffcc35; margin-left: 5px;">CineMassacre - Movie Reviews - Bat-A-Thon (Part 3)</a> | <a href="http://www.spike.com/channel/movies" style="color: #ffcc35">Movies & TV</a> | <a href="http://www.spike.com/" style="color: #ffcc35">SPIKE.com</a></div>

woodenheart
07-22-2008, 09:54 AM
Really enjoyed this, thanks

cmurdur
07-22-2008, 02:08 PM
:shrugs: So?

Why would he waste his time homaging the old series?

Elwood
07-22-2008, 03:15 PM
I actually liked a lot of James reviews however the reviews he gave of Begins and Dark Knight are terrible. He just spent most of the time bitching that people dont like him for not loving the movies. We dont give a rats ass, shut up and just review what you liked about the movie.

No one wants to sit through a review of bitching only to hear that you thought it was good. If you thought it was good then tell me why, simple... dont whine and bitch.

Luris Blear
07-22-2008, 09:01 PM
Batman flying around in the Nightwing? Nightwing was the first Robin after her grew up. The Batwing might have been his target.

Other than that, I personally agreed with him. My nitpicks are different than his, but I've been feeling mostly the same over all.

Except that I only made it thorugh Batman Begins twice.

Gatsu18
07-22-2008, 09:18 PM
I'd say those reviews were pretty fair

réÐþÁ†µ
07-23-2008, 06:03 PM
I actually liked a lot of James reviews however the reviews he gave of Begins and Dark Knight are terrible. He just spent most of the time bitching that people dont like him for not loving the movies. We dont give a rats ass, shut up and just review what you liked about the movie.

No one wants to sit through a review of bitching only to hear that you thought it was good. If you thought it was good then tell me why, simple... dont whine and bitch.

Yeah I kinda felt the same way about his reviews of Begins/Dark Knight.

Too much whine and cheese about trivial things comparing the old films with the new ones.

cmurdur
07-23-2008, 07:42 PM
He kept talking about how people who prefer Batman to either of the new two, you get stamped as nostalgic. Well, if you constantly compare the new films to other older ones and how their differences affect how you like it, doesn't that make you nostalgic?