Why I Love Michael Myers: An Essay (Something Awful)

[vampirehunter d]

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/michael-meyers-halloween.php

Found this at their website and thought I'd share it. I like what the author says about Michael and how he could be a great fireman but he'd rather kill the person inside the house rather than let the fire do for him. Well, I won't want to give anymore away, so enjoy.

Edit: I still think Jason Voorhees could do anything Michael Myers can.

[slasherman]

That was fucking hillarious.... I'm still laughing.

[skybrick]

I got a few laughs out of the comparison in the Stay Alive section

[dead breed]

hahaha good read

[IKickAssForTheLord]

Aftet readin' this, it makes me respect Michael Myers so much more.

[thrEE6MAfia]

lol that was pretty good..im about to steal it and turn it on from english final..

::looks around::

[ASoron0424]

lol, that was fucking hysterical

[K.I.N.G]

Got a couple of chuckles, wouldn't say it's hilarious though.

[myersgirl13]

I think my IQ just went down a few points from reading that :(