Post your Happy News

[toxicangel19]

hello Alll!!!! How are yall? IM greeeattt!! sorry for being over estatic but i jsut found out that yours truely has advanced in rank!!! YAYAYAAY!! im now a 3rd class petty officer!! this is a big deal for me. It means more pay and more respect....(hopefully) Most of us underdog e-3 and below get crapped on like we dont know anything but now hopefully people will see i know what im talking about. its hard to get stuff taken care of when your at the bottom of the totem pole im sure others could relate to this even if you are not military. Well i just wanted to post some happy news so please share your happy news here if you have any!!!!!

[BooBerry]

I got 300 special edition for 4 bucks and Monster House for 3. And working 5:45-2:00 today wasn't completly horrid.

[Gilly]

I had sex for the first time in just over a year last week. I win. Thread closed. :D

I could be off to the mighty United States (New Jeresy, Maryland or Pensylvania(sp)) to do soccer coaching for the summer.

[BooBerry]

I had sex for the first time in just over a year last week. I win. Thread closed. :D


:poorguy:

[Oravear]

I had sex for the first time in just over a year last week. I win. Thread closed. :D

I could be off to the mighty United States (New Jeresy, Maryland or Pensylvania(sp)) to do soccer coaching for the summer.



NJ motherfucker!

[Driden]

I had sex for the first time in just over a year last week. I win. Thread closed. :D

Damn! You DO win! lol I heard those UK girls were uptight but damn a year

[K.I.N.G]

Congrats Petty Officer Angel.

My good news is all my exams are done and i'm now on school break!

[manslaughter]

I turned 21 on friday,and can now buy my own booze.

[WarBeast]

In my infinite way of turning bad things into good things... my wife invited my fuckin' mother in law to ride down to my folk's house with us this sunday for thanksgiving... that's an hour both ways, in a vehicle with one of the most detestable people I know.

In fact, I am pretty goddamn sure the only reason she wants to go is to piss me off...

Now, this could be a totally bad thing, but I'm a glass-half-full kinda guys... so I'm gonna take the opportunity to make this roadtrip one of the most unpleasant experiences my mother-in-law has ever had... namely music-wise. Nothing makes me happier than offending my mother-in-law...

I am gonna spend all night tonight compiling the most goddamnedest offensive cd...

I think I'm gonna kick it off with a song I heard on Nightmare's myspace page called "Tampon Lollipops".... the very beginning of that song ought to be enough to send her over the edge, and it WILL NOT LET UP! A little Gwar here, a little puking-barfing-farting-gutting-fucking-sucking-nightmare-hell-on-earth there...

I'm going all out on this fucker.

I'm gonna make DAMN SURE that wretched intolerable old hag NEVER wants to go on a roadtrip with me AGAIN!

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Good times... good times...

[violent d]

Finally got the fucking tub unstopped without calling a plumber.

I know that doesnt sound like much but when you havent been able to wash your hair good for 4 days its a cause to celebrate in my book.

[WarBeast]

Finally got the fucking tub unstopped without calling a plumber.

I know that doesnt sound like much but when you havent been able to wash your hair good for 4 days its a cause to celebrate in my book.


easy fix... quit shaving your pubes in the goddamn tub.

[Misfit]

told my boss that has been giving me a hard time to go fuck himself....and i didnt get fired

[Miss.Jasmine]

i got robbed at work on sunday but ended up shocking the hell out of the guy by beating the shit out of him.
made me feel totally badass and awesome.

Oh and i've finally found the greatest guy in the world...<3

[Misfit]

i got robbed at work on sunday but ended up shocking the hell out of the guy by beating the shit out of him.
made me feel totally badass and awesome.

Oh and i've finally found the greatest guy in the world...<3

you could had held back a bit on me.....got two black eyes

[Miss.Jasmine]

you could had held back a bit on me.....got two black eyes

bitch thats what you get for stealing my shit :mhehe:

[BooBerry]

i got robbed at work on sunday but ended up shocking the hell out of the guy by beating the shit out of him.
made me feel totally badass and awesome.

Oh and i've finally found the greatest guy in the world...<3

You're like... a vampire slayer! :nod:

More good news for me. I'm back in the writing mood. Woot.

[dead breed]

Im dating my future wife, and I got 74% on my Strategic Management mid term. Gotta love it haha

[Misfit]

i got a boner

[skybrick]

i got a boner

maybe good for you but not the neighbors.

[Misfit]

or their daughter

[skybrick]

:lol: