Holy Water For Sale

[Driden]

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"I have a case of this holy water, and let me explain a few things. First, My energy level has increased twice fold. I feel the powers of Jesus Christ entering my veins. When I think Im about to sin, I get the water from my bag and drink a little. It removes all inpure thoughts from my mind. I have been ill for the past year, unable to do the simple things in life, after drinking the blessed water I found myself being as physical as a athlete. My life has turn around 100 percent due to this water and I believe a case should go for 100.00 bucks. Its worth it. Happy Holidays and God bless America."

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Oh my...

[Chief Falling Rock]

lol I'd buy a bottle of that just put up in my room with all my other cool bottles.

[pastor_ice43]

Thats ok, I'll just go to a church and get free holy water.

[hackerslacker]

lol I'd buy a bottle of that just put up in my room with all my other cool bottles.

ever try Bawls? Those are some cool bottles.

[Knight]

Thats ok, I'll just go to a church and get free holy water.

Yeah but you don't get a nifty Jesus liter bottle.

[Belcebu]

These people are 4sure going to hell for trying to exploit Jesus... oh wait... that's what all religions do anyways...

[bravenewworld1]

Damnit!
I had this same idea like 4 years ago!

[TacK]

bahahaha

[Misfit]

i remember once a religious folk told me that a bible wouldnt burn.......well lets just say it didnt take long for that idea to go out the window.

[WarBeast]

i remember once a religious folk told me that a bible wouldnt burn.......well lets just say it didnt take long for that idea to go out the window.

Back in my teenage days, a buddy of mine would roll joints out of bible pages when he was out of rolling papers...

[pastor_ice43]

Yeah but you don't get a nifty Jesus liter bottle.

lol, what would I ever do?

[Misfit]

Back in my teenage days, a buddy of mine would roll joints out of bible pages when he was out of rolling papers...

:lol:

[WarBeast]

I know why Pastor's not interested... these guys are in direct competition with Pastor's "Pastor Ice Holy Water Slushy Drink" line.... lemony salvation in a cup.

[Knight]

I need a Jesus water bottle. They're just so goddamn rad. One of these is definitely going on my Christmas list.

[Luris Blear]

I find it notable that the one reading "Freedom" has no religious imagery attached to it.

[dead breed]

People will do anything for a buck

[Searcher]

Thats ok, I'll just go to a church and get free holy water.

But then you still have to buy an energy drink to stay awake.

[Highwayman]

"Formula J"

Wow.

Why didn't I think of that? They must have made 2... 3 dollars off this by now!

[Driden]

I find it notable that the one reading "Freedom" has no religious imagery attached to it.

Because religion is mental slavery

[koolmike]

What's next? Chocolate covered holy wafers?

[deathslasher666]

Back in my teenage days, a buddy of mine would roll joints out of bible pages when he was out of rolling papers...

I had a friend do that once. He was also the same one to snort coke off of one too.

Anyway, I laughed hard when I saw this. The thing is, I'm not surprised seeing this. People are idiots, and it was only a matter of time that they would do this. Funny stuff.

[badgonegood]

But then you still have to buy an energy drink to stay awake.

ROFL. This one may have gone over peoples heads. I sure do fall asleep during church.

[Searcher]

What's next? Chocolate covered holy wafers?

I once got box of chicken Mcnuggets that looked just like the 12 apostles but that was just coincidence. I often wonder if I should taken a picture of them before I ate 'em.

[koolmike]

:lol:

Had a potatoe chip that looked like Abe Lincoln once.