Hatchet unrated

[JerkyPuck]

Just picked up the unrated DVD. Gonna watch it tonight. Any thoughts????

[dead breed]

I'm renting it this weekend. Can't wait.

[Knight]

It's a fun watch. Lame humor, but the gore gags were kick ass.

[thrEE6MAfia]

good gore
lame acting and so on and so forth...so on what have you

[hackerslacker]

good movie, 8/10.

[IKickAssForTheLord]

I thought this movie was great... good gore and shit, but the dude from Grandma's Boy made the movie for me... just seein' him play somethin' different was funny.

[TacK]

I really didn't like the movie, gore was alright though.

[smokey]

I am going to have to wait to the end of January to get this. Well i could get it by other means of course.

[Wax Zombie]

I just got done watching it and I thought it was pretty damn good slasher movie. I mean the story and the acting could of been better. Only thing was enjoy was victor killing those people. The gore death scenes were bad ass and brutal.

8/10

[JerkyPuck]

just watched it. Good kills...shitty everything else. Disappointed.

[steelba]

It wasn't that good. But it was as close to a F13th we've seen in ages. A sequel could improve on the concept.

[Galerian]

Yeah, I thought it'd be better with all the hype for it but it turned out to be kind of mediocre. Except for the kills which were cool. It could definitely be improved upon with a sequel.

[Il Duce]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/reaperx187/4kejwba.gif

Awesome death scene!.

[JerkyPuck]

And Victor Crowley looked like a baked potato.

[thorn_man]

I picked it up. Got a stupid little key chain with it. Anyway, the story is nothing original obviously, but who was honestly looking for that?

The extras were pretty neat, and it looks like they want to turn it into a "F13" type movie chain for the 21st century, and make Victor Crowley an icon. I could see this happening, I think it'd be kinda cool.

[Knight]

If it would have had a better pace instead of wasting a bunch of time at the beginning and had dropped most of the lame ass 'comedy' then it could have been a bit better.

At least it didn't have a bunch of shaky-cam crap and the gore effects were nice and old school brutal. I'll give it a few points for those aspects.

[DrSatan]

It was a dumbass slasher movie and in that it succeeded.

[ASoron0424]

seems kind of like a take off on Wrong Turn...

[Toxic Voorhees]

His retard bumps are the shit.

[Danny]

As much as i waited for Hatchets release, i was let down.
god it was horrible.

yes i agree that the gore was nicely shoved down my throat.
but if the acting in a movie doesn't win me over, then i'm done.

[Knight]

but if the acting in a movie doesn't win me over, then i'm done.

:spit:

You do realize 'acting' in the horror genre is pretty much irrelevant, right?

[Danny]

:spit:

You do realize 'acting' in the horror genre is pretty much irrelevant, right?

actually, i don't agree with your opinion...there are many horror movies with great acting.

- you were a bit broad with your statement

[Knight]

Horror movies with 'great acting' are the exception, not the rule.

The fact is, most of the horror genre is comprised of low budget movies with no-name actors who pull off, at best, tolerable performances.

Not sure what made you believe a shitty slasher movie called 'Hatchet' was supposed to 'win you over' with it's Oscar-worthy performances.

[WarBeast]

Horror movies with 'great acting' are the exception, not the rule.

The fact is, most of the horror genre is comprised of low budget movies with no-name actors who pull off, at best, tolerable performances.

Not sure what made you believe a shitty slasher movie called 'Hatchet' was supposed to 'win you over' with it's Oscar-worthy performances.

:coolbeer:

If the resident "cynical bastard" found this movie amusing, that's enough of an endorsement for me... gonna rent, download, and/or buy this fucker sometime soon.*


*I will rent or download it, whichever opportunity comes first.... if I dig the hell out of it, I'll buy it.

[Il Duce]

Got me a copy from best buy the other day for $14.99 i think someone here said they got it a little bit cheaper from walmart.

[Late For Reality]

Eh. I'm undecided if I should buy it or not. All the great stuff isn't until the end.

[myersgirl13]

i started watching it last night, so far its alright

[Toxic Voorhees]

Its 9.99 at Walmart

[myersgirl13]

finished watching it last night...ill give it a 7/10 just because of the kills, BUT other than that, Victor kinda got on my nerves after awhile and became annoying!

[hackerslacker]

its only $10 at my walmart. I need to get this after the holidays

[Maskill]

I bought this at walmart last night, i thought it was pretty good. Not great but i thought it was a solid Good. It was worth the 10 dollars thats for sure. I didnt care for the ending at all i hate when movies just end when shits still going on.

Oh well anyways everyone should check it out. i give it 7/10

[LordofDarkness]

I thought it was good. Good kills, and I thought the acting was alright. It wasn't TOO bad. I mean damn, you guys make it sound like it was the worst acting ever. Wrong Turn 2 had much worse acting. The woman looking for her dad and brother was good I thought. But,

SPOILERS

When she first shot his ass and he fell out, all she had to do was go up and shoot him in the head about 4 more times, boom, I doubt his fat ass would be gettin back up. Not only this, but there was so many times they could have finished him off but they ran away. Then they fucking STOPPED, and had a little chit chat every time they got away from him. Kinda pissed me off a little bit. I would have at least cut his legs off so he couldnt chase me.

Other than that, pretty good. Crowley looked freaky. I think the ending was alright. Left it to your imagination I guess.

[FreddyFreakChica17]

I thought it was alright but nothing spectacular. The acting was pretty damn bad, and the characters were just plain annoying - including Victor Crowley. The "humor" just got on my nerves - it was completely unfunny in my opinion. The only thing I found redeemable was the gore. Meh. 6/10 - I've still seen a hell of a lot worse.

[Late For Reality]

I bought this at walmart last night, i thought it was pretty good. Not great but i thought it was a solid Good. It was worth the 10 dollars thats for sure. I didnt care for the ending at all i hate when movies just end when shits still going on.

Oh well anyways everyone should check it out. i give it 7/10


Wal-mart sold a new release DVD for $10? :oogle:

[Misfit]

10 bucks in the states must be like 32.99 here lol

[steelba]

The Canadian dollar is worth more than ours now.
All of the people from BC (British Columbia) come over to Washington to buy shit lately.

<----- Watches the news :ahheh:

[Misfit]

The Canadian dollar is worth more than ours now.
All of the people from BC (British Columbia) come over to Washington to buy shit lately.

<----- Watches the news :ahheh:

still stuff here is higher priced reguardless of the dollar worth, also our min wage is a lot lower in newfoundland its 7.50

[slimeisacharacter]

:spit:

You do realize 'acting' in the horror genre is pretty much irrelevant, right?


Hello person with no real tastes in movies. :2far::bat::karate:

[dead breed]

still stuff here is higher priced reguardless of the dollar worth, also our min wage is a lot lower in newfoundland its 7.50

True is dat

Hatchet is $19.99 at the Wal Mart here.

[Knight]

Hello person with no real tastes in movies. :2far::bat::karate:

Hello person who obviously hasn't watched very many horror films outside the mainstream ones that everyone and their uncle knows about.

[dead breed]

Hello person who obviously hasn't watched very many horror films outside the mainstream ones that everyone and their uncle knows about.

Can't forget about their Aunt. :D

[slimeisacharacter]

Hello person who obviously hasn't watched very many horror films outside the mainstream ones that everyone and their uncle knows about.

Hehe, you have no idea the hours I have spent in the dark corners of stores, rummaging through bargin bins and forgotten sections to find movies that aren't the recent hollywood dribble (most things made in the last 10 years) or remakes.

Still, anyone who is ignorant enough to make general statements like that either really has no idea about movies or hit that 'submit post' button without reading what they typed. Judging by your posting history, I'll go with the second choice...but come on now.

[Knight]

Judging by your postign history, I'll go with the second choice...but come on now.

And judging by your latest post in the 'New DVD buys' thread...you probably rank near the bottom of the list of people who need to be making comments about others 'taste' in movies, 'Resident Evil 3' boy. :nod:

[skybrick]

opinions againist opinions. If push comes to shove, ask me I am usually right. :D

[dead breed]

And judging by your latest post in the 'New DVD buys' thread...you probably rank near the bottom of the list of people who need to be making comments about others 'taste' in movies, 'Resident Evil 3' boy. :nod:

Just because slimeisacharacter bought Resident Evil 3 doesn't mean they don't like older/good (in your opinion) horror movies. If your a fan of the genre you may like older and newer horror movies. Not a good come back Knight :D

[Knight]

He also bought 'Rush Hour 3'...

Case in point...if you're going to come on here and make petty remarks about someone's 'taste' in movies then perhaps you shouldn't admit to exchanging money for complete and utter shite.

[dead breed]

He also bought 'Rush Hour 3'...

Case in point...if you're going to come on here and make petty remarks about someone's 'taste' in movies then perhaps you shouldn't admit to exchanging money for complete and utter shite.

Everyone's different. What is "complete and utter shite" to you, may not be "complete and utter shite" to someone else.

[Knight]

I love it when people hide behind the cliched ass 'it's my opinion!' or 'everyone has different tastes!' line.

Here's a few of my opinions

- Anyone who complains about acting in shitty, low-budget slasher movies like 'Hatchet' is borderline tool.

- Rush Hour 3 and Resident Evil 3 are garbage and anyone who owns them has absolutely no right to criticize the 'taste' of others.

Deal with it.

[dead breed]

I love it when people hide behind the cliched ass 'it's my opinion!' or 'everyone has different tastes!' line.

Here's a few of my opinions

- Anyone who complains about acting in shitty, low-budget slasher movies like 'Hatchet' is borderline tool.

- Rush Hour 3 and Resident Evil 3 are garbage and anyone who owns them has absolutely no right to criticize the 'taste' of others.

Deal with it.

I'm dealing with it. You have your opinion and I have mine. Calm down dude. lol

Here's a few of my opinions

- Anyone from The 36th Chamber sucks :D

- I sense your an individual with alot of built up anger? If so here's a link www.gexo.com or punching a pillow works for me.

[slimeisacharacter]

And judging by your latest post in the 'New DVD buys' thread...you probably rank near the bottom of the list of people who need to be making comments about others 'taste' in movies, 'Resident Evil 3' boy. :nod:

You notice the rest of the dvd buy post? The part mentioning some bought by request of the house? Translation: roommates and 5 friends within driving distance borrow movies on a daily basis and they make requests when I go movie shopping. I'm a cheap blockbusters. :haht:

[slimeisacharacter]

I love it when people hide behind the cliched ass 'it's my opinion!' or 'everyone has different tastes!' line.

Here's a few of my opinions

- Anyone who complains about acting in shitty, low-budget slasher movies like 'Hatchet' is borderline tool.

- Rush Hour 3 and Resident Evil 3 are garbage and anyone who owns them has absolutely no right to criticize the 'taste' of others.

Deal with it.

Got no great love for the RE flicks, but they seem to be popular views for those that borrow it. Maybe its some hard-on thing for girls with short hair or something. *shrug* Don't exactly hate the series, but definately not something I watch often.

Rush hour 3. Yep, that was one of my picks, not that my taste in comedy has any impact on my tastes in horror. I enjoy the rush hour series because I view it sort of like a modern day lethal weapon of the 'odd couple' cop partnership setup.

Everyone has a few movies in their 'my picks' lists that make others laugh. Its unavoidable. We could go down your movie history, but the point doesn't need it. End of the day, generalized statements state only ignorance and stupidity. :drunks:

[steelba]

Everyone's different. What is "complete and utter shite" to you, may not be "complete and utter shite" to someone else.
You must not be from Wisconsin.

[Knight]

End of the day, generalized statements state only ignorance and stupidity. :drunks:

You sure do enjoy those two words. Unfortunately you have yet to actually address anything I've said outside of petty and unfounded remarks about my 'taste'.

Let me know if you have anything of actual value to say about 'good acting' and the horror genre.

[RIP]

It's okay to like a movie like Rush Hour 3 provided you understand that it is a complete piece of dogshit directed by one of the biggest hacks Holywood has ever known.

[Knight]

You can like whatever you want, really.

You cannot however, come on here and bark about 'taste' when you own, by your own admission no less, your fair share of cinematic garbage. Well you can, but fair warning, you're a tool.

[slimeisacharacter]

You can like whatever you want, really.

You cannot however, come on here and bark about 'taste' when you own, by your own admission no less, your fair share of cinematic garbage. Well you can, but fair warning, you're a tool.

From one tool to another, have a nice :elder::madtongue:poorguy::haht: from me to you.

[nite_zombie]

I had to drive an hour away to see this in theatres and for me it was worth it. The gore was fuckin awesome.

[satanocat]

i liked it, and my kids loved this one, so this one gets added to satanocat's family movie night movies (along with slither, and a bunch of others that i have that are just not cool enough to talk about here :point:)
the gore was fantastic, and personally i thought the soundtrack was perfect for the movie

[Vampire Lestat]

The movie was predictable and well...predictable. I didn't like it at all. And enough already with the deformed men killing teenagers.

[realizm]

for a B-movie Hatchet was a kick ass movie, why are people trying to take this movie seriously?

[Darkgod]

I kept waiting for the main guy to talk like a robot, like in grandma's boy