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Aurone
12-28-2007, 09:43 PM
Of all the ways to die, having a stripper rub you up for two hours is not a bad way to go. Jason Transue was out celebrating at a Florida strip club called Flamingo and took on a two hour marathon lapdance session during which he drank heavily.

An hour later he was dead.

Club employees had moved him to another room and checked up on him periodically but found him without a pulse at 2am. Toxicology tests will take up to six weeks to get back but from face of it it’s pretty cleared the dude drank himself to death.

I guess on the whole I’d rather be arrested after leaving my kids in the car outside a strip club than to fall into a death stupor while getting a lap dance. Better to just stick with online pron.



Here's the link to the actual site.

http://snarfd.com/2007/12/27/man-dies-after-two-hour-marathon-lap-dance-drinking-session/

Well...atleast he went out having fun.

skybrick
12-28-2007, 11:01 PM
Thats what may happen when you have way to much drinky drinky.

choptop2
12-28-2007, 11:34 PM
didn't know blueballs could kill a man.

Highwayman
12-29-2007, 08:36 PM
didn't know blueballs could kill a man.

Kills the man and all those poor sperm that'll never swim to freedom, sad. Other the other side of things, I hope she was to die for.... :mhehe:

Aurone
12-29-2007, 11:36 PM
I hope she was to die for....

I've wondered if the guy before he died said something like "Man thoughs are Killer Tits".

badgonegood
01-03-2008, 07:32 AM
rofl

Crazy "Tbagz" Ralph
01-13-2008, 04:27 PM
i wonder how the bitch feels...i wonder if he had a boner like the dude in clerks

hackerslacker
01-13-2008, 05:09 PM
Well...I just went to my first Strip club last night. I Didnt get a lapdance or anything...but those girls were on me like white on rice. jesus my head was about to explode. The funny thing is they ignored my friend all night. LOL.

But then I got depressed cause I cant touch. HA. Damn those VIP rooms sound intriguing but expensive....did anyone ever order one before??? I was told "anything can happen" but I got different impressions.

Detective John Kimble
01-13-2008, 06:47 PM
The bottom line here is and the Detective knows whats up.

The guy was probably poisoned by the drinks. Two bad the cops were probably too incompetant to confiscate the drinks. Women get away with alot of things and murder was probably one of them here unless it was 100% accidental.

GruesomeDuece
01-13-2008, 06:55 PM
The bottom line here is and the Detective knows whats up.

The guy was probably poisoned by the drinks. Two bad the cops were probably too incompetant to confiscate the drinks. Women get away with alot of things and murder was probably one of them here unless it was 100% accidental.

That makes total and complete sense.

pastor_ice43
01-13-2008, 11:26 PM
That makes total and complete sense.

My thoughts exactly.