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Driden
02-13-2008, 02:35 AM
One must look good for Jesus. He doesn't want you looking like crap to see him. I mean, if your bf/hubby has expectations don't you think the man upstairs has some as well?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23129555/?GT1=10856

Apparently Catholics think this is exploiting, disgraceful and distasteful (they would know) afterall Catholics are the Kings of all three.
WarBeast
02-13-2008, 03:46 AM
Jesus didn't have high standards... he was doing that prostitute Mary Magdalene... Granted, he didn't need to worry about catching anything... he'd just jerk off and be healed.
Searcher
02-13-2008, 06:37 AM
Jesus didn't have high standards... he was doing that prostitute Mary Magdalene... Granted, he didn't need to worry about catching anything... he'd just jerk off and be healed.

Classy
WarBeast
02-13-2008, 10:43 AM
Classy

Wow! I've never been accused of being that before!!! :D
cmurdur
02-13-2008, 03:41 PM
Jesus didn't have high standards... he was doing that prostitute Mary Magdalene... Granted, he didn't need to worry about catching anything... he'd just jerk off and be healed.

this and many other experts can be found in Warbeast's Bible Stories for Kids. $19.95 plus shipping and handling.
WarBeast
02-13-2008, 04:12 PM
this and many other experts can be found in Warbeast's Bible Stories for Kids. $19.95 plus shipping and handling.

I guess, christians have been exploiting Jesus for money for the past 2000 years, I figured why shouldn't an agnostic like myself get in on some of the gravy?

You're hired as my marketing director... welcome to the team...
cmurdur
02-13-2008, 04:15 PM
I guess, christians have been exploiting Jesus for money for the past 2000 years, I figured why shouldn't an agnostic like myself get in on some of the gravy?

You're hired as my marketing director... welcome to the team...
all right! first order of business, we make all of our crucifixes without that little naked man on it. its just inappropriate, really.
WarBeast
02-13-2008, 04:24 PM
all right! first order of business, we make all of our crucifixes without that little naked man on it. its just inappropriate, really.

Yeah... let's put a naked chick on them instead! That's much hotter!!!
cmurdur
02-13-2008, 04:25 PM
Yeah... let's put a naked chick on them instead! That's much hotter!!!

profits will increase tenfold. :nod:
UzumakiW
02-13-2008, 06:23 PM
this and many other experts can be found in Warbeast's Bible Stories for Kids. $19.95 plus shipping and handling.

I'd buy one :nod: