UHM Fantasy Football

[IKickAssForTheLord]

Well, I figured I would make the league already. I know steelba was going to make it this year, but he told me he wasn't going to play with us this year and told me to make it this year.

The League is called : UHM Fantasy Football '08 (id# 102840)
Password: uhmff

So come join.

Yeah, I know its early but figured to get it done so people can look over the point system since last year everybody had a problem with it. And if people still have a problem with it we can vote on what it should be or keep it the same. And yeah this is FF on Yahoo.

[ZION]

:nod: Count me in! Came in 2nd last year in my other league, looking to win it all this year!

[Get Some]

i signed up under my uhm user name:bigthumbup:

[Revenant]

Damn this is early! But nothing wrong with that. You know I'm in.

EDIT: Rev's Ruffians are ready to tussle:bat:

[IKickAssForTheLord]

yea I know it is... but atleast we can get everythin' straight before it starts.... so we won't have any bitchin' like last year... so rev make sure u check out the point system, cuz I know I played wit u last year.... make sure its good.

[Revenant]

yea I know it is... but atleast we can get everythin' straight before it starts.... so we won't have any bitchin' like last year... so rev make sure u check out the point system, cuz I know I played wit u last year.... make sure its good.

I'll take a look at it, the main change is .5 for receptions, that's pretty much the big one.

[IKickAssForTheLord]

yea I remember a lot of ppl bitchin' cuz it was 1 point and made it a WR league, I think most of the ppl wanted .5 to make it back to a RB league.

Also... I couldn't remember in the 1st league was it 8 teams allowed or was it more?

[Joker]

I'm in,should be a lot of fun.
:coolbeer:

[IKickAssForTheLord]

that's what I'm talkin' 'bout :coolbeer:

Sign up people... only if ya gonna play year long! :D

[réÐþÁ†µ]

I played a couple years back. Got wrecked, made some questionable trades, etc. I may play this year. Undecided at the moment.

[IKickAssForTheLord]

You should play ReDPATH, 2 of our other players that used to play aren't gonna be playin' this year Steelba & Skybrick.... so we r gonna need some new ppl!!

[thrEE6MAfia]

im in

[réÐþÁ†µ]

Guess I'll join, what site is the league on?

ESPN, yahoo?

[darkoverlord]

yahoo

[IKickAssForTheLord]

Yea yahoo... all the info is in my 1st post.

[réÐþÁ†µ]

K im in.

F da PDW is my team name. Old clan from oldschool rainbow six.

[Revenant]

im in

I'm gonna smack you silly this year.

[Max Payne]

im retired

[réÐþÁ†µ]

Right now, teams stand at 7.

Need one more to eliminate a bye week the first week. I dont think we'll make 10 or 12 though.

[IKickAssForTheLord]

yea me either, but I just put it like that just incase.

[thrEE6MAfia]

i still havent regiesterd
but im still down

[IKickAssForTheLord]

well sign up foo... u would be our 8th.

[darkoverlord]

i might join since i played ESPN but id have to register back to yahoo.

[IKickAssForTheLord]

Yea Join up, I'm also in many leagues.... not fun when I'm just in one.

[darkoverlord]

got it:bigthumbup:

[thrEE6MAfia]

signed up

[IKickAssForTheLord]

now we need atleast one more so a person doesn't have a bye.

[steelba]

Ok we're redothe setup on this kick!
Copy the rules for my other league and put them on this one, everyone (even Max) thinks they're better.

But i'm in.

[FrighT MasteR]

This year's FF winner will receive an honorary trophy next to their name! Details here: http://www.upcominghorrormovies.com/uhm/showthread.php?p=734952

[Get Some]

thats fucking aawesome

[IKickAssForTheLord]

Ok we're redothe setup on this kick!
Copy the rules for my other league and put them on this one, everyone (even Max) thinks they're better.

But i'm in.

god damn, I copy'd the exact same rules u used in ur FF the redux league...but whatever I'll change them.

[ZION]

This year's FF winner will receive an honorary trophy next to their name! Details here: http://www.upcominghorrormovies.com/uhm/showthread.php?p=734952

You can go ahead and put that bad boy next to my name. :nod:

[réÐþÁ†µ]

Looks like were good to go with a solid 10 unless more peeps decide to join.

[steelba]

god damn, I copy'd the exact same rules u used in ur FF the redux league...but whatever I'll change them.
Yeah I made a few tweaks this year to make it more even balanced. That way if you don't get LT or Tom Brady you can still be competetive. Took a minute to do it, but I think it will workout great :nod:

The trophy will be mine :mad:

[IKickAssForTheLord]

okay I fixed it.... so people check out the stats to see if you like it. We gotta make sure we have everythin' all set so nobody gets all pissy.

[darkoverlord]

:bigthumbup:

[steelba]

Yeah because changing the stats after the Fantasy Draft is weak. Any changes post draft would completely destroy some teams value.

Not that anything of the sort happened last year :eyes:

[skybrick]

Can I sneak in. :wideeye:

[IKickAssForTheLord]

I'm cool wit it, as long as u play the whole way, which I know u will :D.

[thrEE6MAfia]

whens the draft..

[skybrick]

I'm cool wit it, as long as u play the whole way, which I know u will :D.

I cant get in with that ID and password

By the way IKAFTL are you going to play in mine again?

[IKickAssForTheLord]

yea I'm down.

[skybrick]

Alright I am signed up.
We should get another person some how.

I'll private message ya the thing IKAFTL

[IKickAssForTheLord]

Skybrick did u check the rules/stats or whatever they r called haha, make sure u agree wit them....

If nobody joins by the time I know somebody that would wanna join but he ain't on the board.... rather have somebody on the board but also want somebody to play the whole time and I know he would...

[Revenant]

Not too long away now!

[Max Payne]

before i win the league.

[darkoverlord]

before i win the league.

:shakehead

[Joker]

Thats a double :shakehead :shakehead

That trophy shall be mine.:D

[darkoverlord]

Thats a double :shakehead :shakehead

That trophy shall be mine.:D

:nono: your wrong that trophy belongs to me:D

[steelba]

I am responsible for the creation of this trophy, and it will be mine :cussing:

[IKickAssForTheLord]

Ladies don't get your panties in a bunch.... It will be mine :D

[Max Payne]

:bs: at 12 teams in the FF league.

now, i cant beat steel 3 times, and its gonna make some of these teams weak as hell.

[darkoverlord]

:bs: at 12 teams in the FF league.

now, i cant beat steel 3 times, and its gonna make some of these teams weak as hell.

whats wrong afraid of competiton max.

[steelba]

Yeah Max is a weak FF baller, he can't win unless the commishoner changes the league to fit him. Which actually happend last year :die:

Hopefully Kick is the right commish, and he wont cave into max's temper tantrum's :dsp:

[Max Payne]

sigh

cant believe you live in the past so much, bet your still talking bout that hawks SB loss

[IKickAssForTheLord]

like I said, I won't change anythin' if one person says it.... now if a lot of ppl want to change somethin' I will do a vote or somethin'. I wanna keep it fair. And 12 teams should be fun, yea you might not have a superstar at every position but I think it works out better that way, makes u wanna find that person that nobody else thinks will do good that year. I already have my sleeper picks.

[darkoverlord]

like I said, I won't change anythin' if one person says it.... now if a lot of ppl want to change somethin' I will do a vote or somethin'. I wanna keep it fair. And 12 teams should be fun, yea you might not have a superstar at every position but I think it works out better that way, makes u wanna find that person that nobody else thinks will do good that year. I already have my sleeper picks.

:nod: dont change anything dude regardless of what some other person says.

[Max Payne]

lets make it clear that i never asked you to change the amount of teams.

10 or 12, its only making it harder for you guys to beat me anyways.

[IKickAssForTheLord]

oh please you ain't beatin' anybody.... like u told steelba, u still livin' in the past.

[darkoverlord]

lets make it clear that i never asked you to change the amount of teams.

10 or 12, its only making it harder for you guys to beat me anyways.

:sure: max whatever you say max:rolleyes:

[Max Payne]

:oogle:

[Creamdawg]

yeah sorry but im taking it all

[Get Some]

no way fellas i'm winnin this shitttt

[Joker]

:eyes:

[darkoverlord]

yeah sorry but im taking it all

:noob:

[Creamdawg]

you wont think im such a nub when I annihalate this ish! :thumbup:

[darkoverlord]

you wont think im such a nub when I annihalate this ish! :thumbup:

well your kicks friend so i have nothing against you yet:evildude: but welcome to the board:bigthumbup:

[IKickAssForTheLord]

talkin' that smack I see Cream.... u know its gonna be all of us against you... cuz this championship can't leave UHM!

... well now ur kinda in UHM though

[darkoverlord]

talkin' that smack I see Cream.... u know its gonna be all of us against you... cuz this championship can't leave UHM!

... well now ur kinda in UHM though

he should come to the site more and hang out:nod:

[Creamdawg]

ill chill... im gonna have to once I win this.... :shrugs: my bad, high score? is that bad :hmmm:

[IKickAssForTheLord]

lol u like those smilelys don't you?

[Creamdawg]

I just want the trophy:shrugs:

[steelba]

Lions fans aren't allowed to play FF.

[skybrick]

I'll be the silent assassin :D

[steelba]

I've seen you're teams you have no chance :shakehead

[Revenant]

I'm gonna slap you all silly..

[Creamdawg]

lions fans arent allowed huh? If anything that shows loyalty.... who do you like the new england cheaters? Tom I sucked the owners dick to let me be a backup Brady? let my nuts go :thumbsdown:

[Creamdawg]

Im gods gift to fantasy football... Ill get in your head like excederine, tone down your voice, your talkin to a veteran!:shrugs:

[Joker]

I love the Lions!
It's two sure wins for the Vikings every year.

[Creamdawg]

hah, the only thing u have going for you is adrian peterson.... other then that...... Tavaris Jackson??? lmao are you kidding me????:hmmm:

[Creamdawg]

and btw we split last year... so :hi:

[Joker]

C'mon give Jackson a break,it's only been two years,yeah he made some mistakes but he also beat the super bowl champs.

And as for Peterson being the only talent on the team,well thats just :nutso:

[steelba]

My Bad Hutchinson and Peterson.

[steelba]

lions fans arent allowed huh? If anything that shows loyalty.... who do you like the new england cheaters? Tom I sucked the owners dick to let me be a backup Brady? let my nuts go :thumbsdown:
You are a stupid one, you definatly wont be winning :mhehe:
And Kick and evryone else here knows who my teams, you filthy n00b :D

[thrEE6MAfia]

finally another Lions fan :D

[Joker]

:D love the trash talk,it's gonna be a fun year.....I hope.

[Get Some]

here comes the painnnnnn

[Creamdawg]

C'mon give Jackson a break,it's only been two years,yeah he made some mistakes but he also beat the super bowl champs.

And as for Peterson being the only talent on the team,well thats just :nutso:

your defence one that game. 4 ints? 3 td's.....

[IKickAssForTheLord]

it should be a fun year!!

[darkoverlord]

fun and very interesting.

[Creamdawg]

word:shrugs:

[skybrick]

I've seen you're teams you have no chance :shakehead

Who got a higher place then you in my league.
If the UHM league wasn't fucked up last year I would find myself looking at some hardware.

[skybrick]

fun and very interesting.

The only interesting thing around here is how bad can I kick 36's ass.

[darkoverlord]

oh im back and im ready to take you out steelba it will be fun kicking your ass:D

[Revenant]

I'm gonna repeat this year, plain and simple, you guys better get in line for 2nd because 1st is reserved..

[skybrick]

Sorry, I just pre-ordered 1st place. Maybe next year.

[IKickAssForTheLord]

guys come on calm down, we all know who is gonna come in 1st :eyebrow2:

[darkoverlord]

guys come on calm down, we all know who is gonna come in 1st :eyebrow2:

:bored: you wish you was 1st:D

[réÐþÁ†µ]

I know I wont win but besides that fact I hope I dont miss the actual draft. Thats what pissed me off the most when I played two years ago.

The draft itself was half the fun.

[IKickAssForTheLord]

yea the Draft is the best part.... Right now the Draft is on Aug 29th, let me know ppl if you can't make it so we can switch it, cuz I want everybody there.

[Creamdawg]

its the 29th at 8:30 right?

I def can make that:thumbup:

[IKickAssForTheLord]

yea as of right now that is correct.

So ppl let me know if u can't make that, yea I know its still sometime until then but just let me know.

[IKickAssForTheLord]

I need atleast one more 1 person in my other league with my friends to make it even, if you are interested get @ me.

[Joker]

Depends on the draft day.

[IKickAssForTheLord]

Well, when you going to be gone? I can change the date to anything.

[Revenant]

Sorry, I just pre-ordered 1st place. Maybe next year.

well thats funny, cus it's already here,you must have gotten a fake or something..

[réÐþÁ†µ]

Aug 29th works for me, any time of day.

:bigthumbup:

[IKickAssForTheLord]

okay I need another person for my league, we have 7 and I want 8. Draft is this monday coming up so let me know if you want it.

[IKickAssForTheLord]

Okay, just a heads up.... My League Draft is comin' up... "The Tokers" the draft is on Monday at 6:30pm Eastern I think. So let me know if you can't make it or not so I can switch the times or something.

[steelba]

i left some smack talk in kick's league :D

[skybrick]

My draft is tonight IKAFTL, steelba and Get Some.

[steelba]

Yeah it's in 4 hours right?

I will whoop you skybrick :cussing:

[IKickAssForTheLord]

9 my time... I'll be there.

[skybrick]

yeah, I dont know how the time zone difference works.
By the way. Vikes had a good looking preseason game steelba. Watch out.

[steelba]

Vikings :lol:

[IKickAssForTheLord]

I better not get shafted and get in the middle.... I hate bein' in the middle.

[IKickAssForTheLord]

Okay People... The people in my league "The Tokers" My draft is today. Its at 6:30PM Eastern Time. It might be switched to 7PM Eastern Though. So make sure you are on around that time.

[darkoverlord]

Okay People... The people in my league "The Tokers" My draft is today. Its at 6:30PM Eastern Time. It might be switched to 7PM Eastern Though. So make sure you are on around that time.

oh im ready:D

[IKickAssForTheLord]

Okay Its gonna be at 6:30PM Eastern So Be There. There's only 8 of us in the league so hopefully everybody will show up.

[thrEE6MAfia]

2 hours and 51 minutes remaining :D

[skybrick]

I'll be there just for the sake of weed.

[darkoverlord]

26 min until draft time:D

[IKickAssForTheLord]

Okay People, I'm gonna move the draft up.... I was thinkin' 'bout Sunday... This Sunday comin' up. I gotta know if most of u can make it at that time.... I wanna try to have everybody there. So Let me know if its a good idea for that date.

PLEASE RESPOND! I need to know.

[darkoverlord]

I will try to make it for the draft unlike the last time when yahoo refused to load the last draft for me:mad::dsp:

[Joker]

Works for me Kick.

[IKickAssForTheLord]

okay... Keep em comin' ppl let me know.

[steelba]

i'm down.

[réÐþÁ†µ]

What time exactly would the draft be this sunday kick?

[skybrick]

Whatever is fine works.

Anyone check out the trash talkin that is going down in my league.:oogle:

[IKickAssForTheLord]

It would probably be like 10 Eastern Time. Or I could make it earlier.

[IKickAssForTheLord]

okay, I changed the draft to Tomorrow at 10PM Eastern Time. I'm gonna send out pm's to the other ppl that haven't responded yet.... So let me know as soon as possible if u can't make it.

[Get Some]

sounds perfect

[IKickAssForTheLord]

Just wanted to say don't forget 'bout the draft tonight. its at 10PM Eastern Time.

So Far I know most of you guys will be there.

[thrEE6MAfia]

:bat:

[steelba]

you didnt send out the emails :mad:

[Max Payne]

agreed

[skybrick]

I am golden

[Creamdawg]

word:shrugs:

[darkoverlord]

word:shrugs:

looking forward to facing you cream:D

[steelba]

word:shrugs:
:stone:

[IKickAssForTheLord]

I sent out the emails... I sent them after I posted that. Check again fool.

Steelba I'm gonna make u get the last pick!

[Get Some]

here comes the pain

[steelba]

I sent out the emails... I sent them after I posted that. Check again fool.

Steelba I'm gonna make u get the last pick!
you're gonna deadbreed me :sure:

[Creamdawg]

y'all better have your game faces on:oogle:

[IKickAssForTheLord]

If that ur game face? cuz u look nervous and scared.

[Creamdawg]

I aint never scared :noob:

[steelba]

:cussing:

[Joker]

:cussing:
I cant believe the page wouldnt load for me,first time it's ever done that to me.

[darkoverlord]

:cussing:
I cant believe the page wouldnt load for me,first time it's ever done that to me.

oh this makes twice it has done that to me:mad::cussing:

[dead breed]

you're gonna deadbreed me :sure:

Actually I'm going to db ya! :tiphat:

[steelba]

:cussing:
I cant believe the page wouldnt load for me,first time it's ever done that to me.
you didn't miss much, almost everyone is even regardless of who they drafted.

[skybrick]

I wouldn't be surprised if I win in all 3 leagues.
Trust me if there was no luck involved I would win every one.

[ZION]

I wouldn't be surprised if I win in all 3 leagues.
Trust me if there was no luck involved I would win every one.

Looks like its me and you week one, may the best team win. :nod:

[réÐþÁ†µ]

Need to hope Eli doesnt wet his pants this season. I tend to agree with some of the analysts out there so far though. He'll be for the most part consistent fantasy wise.

Hopefully Matt Schaub does something in Houston this year and doesnt get hurt. After that its Delhomme. Highly unlikely I get nothing from any of those 3.

:(

[skybrick]

Looks like its me and you week one, may the best team win. :nod:

Well if I did somehow lose, I wouldn't care much if it was to you.

[IKickAssForTheLord]

Well, I won in all of my Yahoo Leagues (4) so its a good start this year!!! :D

[steelba]

I'm up against you this week in Skybrick's league.

[IKickAssForTheLord]

Does anybody want Peyton Manning in the UHM League.... Let me know ASAP!

[IKickAssForTheLord]

Come on ppl, I need to make some trades! Anybody want Manning?

[ZION]

Ill give you Tom Brady for him! :bigthumbup:

[IKickAssForTheLord]

Oh you hush it up you!

Still looking to get rid of him, so let me know.

[ZION]

Eli or Payton and what do you need? WR, RB etc

[IKickAssForTheLord]

I'm talkin' 'bout Peyton Manning... and I need a RB.

[ZION]

What team name are you? What about Mcfadden?

[IKickAssForTheLord]

I'm the Teachers, I don't have Peyton right now but if I make this trade that I think I'm gonna make... it will give me Peyton.

I kinda want to get Larry Johnson... who would I have to give up to get him? other than Manning cuz he would be in the deal.

[ZION]

LJ for Manning and WR?

[IKickAssForTheLord]

What WR you thinkin' of?

[ZION]

I like D. Jackson but im having second thoughts cause im playing you tomorrow.

[IKickAssForTheLord]

Well this trade wouldn't happen this week. I'm gonna wait until this week is over.

[ZION]

K. Ill think about it then, good luck tomorrow.

[IKickAssForTheLord]

okay sounds good. Good Luck to you...

Off Topic how did you and ur family hold up durin' the weather?

[ZION]

Its all good now, the worst has passed just gonna be raining for the next few days. Today I took down all the boards from my windows and sliding glass doors. My son Diego slept through the entire thing and we only lost power for an hour around 3:00 am. Hopfully instead of showing the news on every channel tommorrow I will be able to watch some football and keep track of my 4 FF Teams! If not ill be outside cleaning up the mess.

[IKickAssForTheLord]

Well, I'm glad that everythin' is good now.

[ZION]

Thanks bro.:thumbup:

[réÐþÁ†µ]

Won both by my leagues last week.

:bigthumbup:

[réÐþÁ†µ]

Looks like two more wins this week.

Big money games from Gonzo, Dunn and Sheli.

:thumbup:

[IKickAssForTheLord]

Gonna win 4 of my leagues again this week... so far 8-0 :D

I'm also willin' to trade Aaron Rodgers for your 4th best WR. That goes to anybody.

[steelba]

won in 2 of my leagues :smokin2:

[IKickAssForTheLord]

oh what happen in the other 2 leagues :evildude:


EDIT: FRIGHT UR A HOOKER HOW CAN YOU TAKE AWAY MY EVIL DUDE!

[réÐþÁ†µ]

2-0 with steelba next.

Tough matchup unless Warner does nothing against Washington.

[IKickAssForTheLord]

I'm 2-0 in my 4 leagues, I just barely beat ZION in the UHM League... Damn Westbrook and FUCK JACKSON!

[skybrick]

Money league 2-0
My/pops league 2-0
UHM league 2-0
IKAFTL league 1-1

[réÐþÁ†µ]

Good week to get nothing from my depth at WR.

Steelba wins by a 30 +

[steelba]

Well my whole team is on a bye next week, so it's unlikely I win :nono:

[IKickAssForTheLord]

now I'm only undefeated in Skybrick's League, I guess I'll just have to stay that way in there.

[Revenant]

now I'm only undefeated in Skybrick's League, I guess I'll just have to stay that way in there.

yup, you got beaten because you can't hang in the primetime Kick, it's alright, at least i didn't stomp your ass as bad as steelbas.

[steelba]

yup, you got beaten because you can't hang in the primetime Kick, it's alright, at least i didn't stomp your ass as bad as steelbas.
I crushed you in my league bitch!
We're boasting the same record in UHM league so :finger3:

[skybrick]

Ill come back in my league, my pops always chokes the lead.

But who smells whats in the UHM oven?
Is it a skybrick 1st place?

[IKickAssForTheLord]

That shit need to be put to an end!

[skybrick]

only undefeated?

[steelba]

All of my team is on a bye week, luckily I face Max, so I still have a chance :D