Proof on Michael bay's hack writing/thinking...

[Wrathborne]

http://defamer.com/398051/dark-knight-raves-no-match-for-michael-bays-caped-crusader-who-never-was
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glad he didn't get to do the dark knight, what a tard.:shakehead

[deathslasher666]

Going to say the same exact thing I just said in the chat box:

:die:

Reading that gave me a headache :dsp:

[K.I.N.G]

hahahahaha!

[Dr. Awesome]

I enjoy most of his films. I liked how he poked fun at himself in the Verizon Fios commercial it's Awesome!

[Wrathborne]

hes still just Uwe Boll sober and on a good day

[Cataclysm]

I didn't need to read that to know he was a hack, just watching a few seconds from any one of his movies is proof enough.

[FrighT MasteR]

Looks like we missed out :ahheh:

[Snuggle]

JOKER unleashes an all-out barrage of missiles, like the biggest fucking missiles you will ever see. BATMAN shoots his own back, and they all collide into each other in the middle of the highway releasing a violent explosion, and then, an explosion within that explosion, this time in slow motion, with tanks flying out of it.

Both BATMAN and JOKER eject from their vehicles, shooting themselves into helcopters. they they unleash even bigger missiles, which whizz past both of the helicopters, destroying the highway on the ground below. The action's not over yet, though, because in the distance there are still five more highways and, on top of them, a bridge.
:lol:

[hackerslacker]

this was a good spoof someone wrote. I believed it for a while and went "oh dear god"

[LgOr]

haha yeah funny shit. I seriously hope no one thinks thats real

"Which one of the internets do we hack?"
"All of them" :lol:

[choptop2]

Not a fan of his, but I like that he was willing to make fun of himself with that one commercial.