My Brother is an IDIOT

[da Gay]

So my family which includes (Me,My mother,My Sister, My brother, and my Sister-IN-Law) go to eat at Dennys.

This story may be slightly long.

So we go to Dennys and I tell my brother this very elaborate story.

I tell him I know our waitress, that we went to school together and when me and my friends come to this Dennys she always slips us some rum in our drinks.

And so she comes over and I look at her and wink and I say "Thanks" like implying that she slipped me something.

My brother just stares at me as I make this sour face when I drink my drink.

He doesn't believe me and goes "Come on your such a liar!"

So I get my sister in on it and I go "Laura try this" she tries it and goes "dammm its strong"

He starts to come in, and I lure him enough to which I can finally have him try my drink.

He drinks it and goes "EWWW WHAT IS THAT?"

and I was like "Its Rum" and he goes "No its not!"

and I drink my drink and I go "Oh Shit no its not Rum! Its Tequila!"

and my brother gets this huge smile on his face and goes "OH SHIT IT IS!"

and me, my mom, my sister, and my sister-in-law just laugh so LOUD!!!! There was never anything in my drink, and I didn't even know my waitress.

IT WAS HILARIOUS!

[Get Some]

........................

[UzumakiW]

:lol: Nice.

[da Gay]

so now its a running joke with him, and it was just a night of comedy.

MY BROTHER IS HUGE I MEAN HUGE!

and he eats a slice of bacon and my mom goes
"Isn't that Cannibalism?"

[KING]

:mhehe:

[Shreds_of_Flesh]

:die:

[Cataclysm]

Your brother maybe HUGE and the joke of the family, but at the end of the day you're still the member of the family that cried over the poster of The Breakfast Club getting ripped.

[hackerslacker]

at Dennys? please.try a bar and you are underage...but dennys?

[H78]

Post translation:

"OMG, OMG I made a funny everyone listen!"

[koolmike]

You're a prankster.

[Misfit]

:straightface: that was gay...this thread is gay, wait arent you gay

[xxsic4slipknotxx]

:lol:

[steelba]

:bored:

[IKickAssForTheLord]

Denny's... that brings back good memories of goin' to the bar and then goin' to get somethin' to eat.

Broken Toilets
Broken Stales
Fights
Free Food (buy ordering then just walkin' out) She deserved it anyways

Just a good old time.

[woodenheart]

Ordering food at Denny's and walkin out on the bill...yeah...great memories :bigthumbup:

[Driden]

everyone has a Denny's story. man the memories

[darkoverlord]

:bored:

[Miss.Jasmine]

My brotehr thought he movie Penelope was pronounced PEEN-AH-LOOPE.
Tthe girl at blockbuster just looked at him and shook her head.

[da Gay]

Don't worry my brother thought that the "Hookah Bar"

was pronounced "Pookah"

[Shreds_of_Flesh]

everyone has a Denny's story. man the memories

yeah I ate a good bacon burger and won a teddy bear from the crane machine :confident:

[woodenheart]

When Denny's was crowded and we had to give a name to be called for a table, my brother would give the name Jack Mehoff.... hence..jack me off...kinda funny to hear her yell it across the restaurant.

[cmurdur]

I've eaten at Denny's once my whole life.

[satanocat]

i have never been to a denny's either

[Revenant]

captivating...riveting....that story held me breathless for all the 2 seconds i skimmed it.

[Cannibal]

Wow...what a lame fucking story.

[Grendel]

Could go for a Deli-dinger right now. Dunno if they even have them on the menu anymore...

[Miss.Jasmine]

I have Golden Griddle Stories....the GG waaaay better then dennys anyday.

[Lucio Argento]

:spit:

One of the BEST stories I've ever read! Keep 'em coming, Loomis!11!1111!

[satanocat]

when my brother was a freshman we used to sell him joints that were all tobacco on the inside with a little bit of the ganja on each end. he would pay 5 bucks a pop and smoke them and then come back later and tell us how fucked up he got and it was the best weed ever and all sorts of crazy stuff. its was halirous

[Terrorsick]

:jerkin:

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