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TheLastVampire
08-22-2008, 07:31 PM
Dane Cook, the comedian. OMFG! He is so fucking hilarious! I lmao all the time. Check him out. Trust me, youll like him.

dead breed
08-22-2008, 07:35 PM
:thumbsdown:

FrighT MasteR
08-22-2008, 07:39 PM
He's aight, but as an actor, he sucks.

TheLastVampire
08-22-2008, 07:44 PM
I like him when he does stand up comedy. One of my favs is when hes talking about when he had a fight and what do you do? You get more agressive and start swearing a lot more. "What the fuck are you doing?! Just go eat your fucking oodles and noodles, who bought the fucking noodles? WHO bought the FUCKING noodles! That's right, I bought the fucking noodles. Well, fuck you, my father is a fucking brilliant man, you dont even know!

Doc Awesome
08-22-2008, 07:54 PM
I liked him when he first came out however long ago that was. As an actor he doesn't impress me. I liked Employee of the Month but that's about it.

xxsic4slipknotxx
08-22-2008, 07:58 PM
He's decent as a comedian.

cmurdur
08-22-2008, 07:59 PM
His jokes about 2 things every guy wants more than sex, and some stuff off of Retaliation, I like.

TheLastVampire
08-22-2008, 08:03 PM
ever heard the one called THE BK LOUNGE. so funny.

CrazySicilian
08-22-2008, 08:05 PM
He sucks.

TheLastVampire
08-22-2008, 08:07 PM
Well, Fuck you then. He does not suck. HE IS THE BEST COMEDIAN IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD! WOOOOOT!!!!!!!

Doc Awesome
08-22-2008, 08:07 PM
Well, Fuck you then. He does not suck. HE IS THE BEST COMEDIAN IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD! WOOOOOT!!!!!!!

:nono:

Get Some
08-22-2008, 08:12 PM
i liked vicious circle thats it

woodenheart
08-22-2008, 08:19 PM
Well, Fuck you then. He does not suck. HE IS THE BEST COMEDIAN IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD! WOOOOOT!!!!!!!

Easy, easy.. opinions my friend

cmurdur
08-22-2008, 08:24 PM
Patton Oswalt is the best comedian in the world.

TheLastVampire
08-22-2008, 08:25 PM
AHHHUhhh, Im sorry.

Gilly
08-22-2008, 08:27 PM
Cancer is funnier than Dane Cook. Jimmy Carr, Lee Evans, Russell Howard, Frankie Boyle and a million other comedians are better.

CrazySicilian
08-22-2008, 08:32 PM
Well, Fuck you then. He does not suck. HE IS THE BEST COMEDIAN IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD! WOOOOOT!!!!!!!

I lol'd.


There's a lot more to comedy than being loud and obnoxious.

cmurdur
08-22-2008, 08:36 PM
AHHHUhhh, Im sorry.

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livinlife&lovenit
08-22-2008, 08:50 PM
yeah dane cook is pretty hilarious

koolmike
08-22-2008, 08:51 PM
He's a dick.

IM_UndeaD
08-22-2008, 09:01 PM
dane cooks a pimp.

JerkyPuck
08-22-2008, 09:02 PM
I like John Pinette. Effin' brilliant.

Misfit
08-22-2008, 09:11 PM
no

satanocat
08-22-2008, 09:17 PM
Well, Fuck you then. He does not suck. HE IS THE BEST COMEDIAN IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD! WOOOOOT!!!!!!!

dude you are 17, you probably think farts are fucking hilarious! yikes. i admit that i have laughed my ass off at some of his stand up. but imo, brian poshen is one of the funniest motherfuckers out there

Grendel
08-22-2008, 09:20 PM
Oh yeah. My favorite is when he tells that joke about that guy you always see at that place doing that thing and how CRAZY that shit is.

Oh wait. That's every Dane Cook "joke."

UzumakiW
08-22-2008, 09:26 PM
Meh...he's not too bad, but compared to Jim Gaffigan and Lewis Black, he sucks.

JonnieBoi
08-22-2008, 09:52 PM
Lewis Black is fuckin' hilarious! Dane Cook was funny, but I was high at the time and pretty much everything is funny when I'm high. lol I'm high now! LOL HAHAHA!:bigthumbup::confident::thumbup:

Cannibal
08-22-2008, 09:58 PM
I've liked some of his stuff but not enough to call myself a fan.

Lucio Argento
08-23-2008, 12:04 AM
I like that joke Dane Cook tells that he actually stole from another comedian. Wait, that's EVERY Dane Cook joke as well.

He's a good performer, but he steals jokes and it's just not funny when you've heard people like Louis CK and others tell them much better.

LordofDarkness
08-23-2008, 01:24 AM
Well, Fuck you then. He does not suck. HE IS THE BEST COMEDIAN IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD! WOOOOOT!!!!!!!

That'd be a big negative.

3/6
08-23-2008, 10:59 AM
my fav comedien is Jason Rouse... fuckin such a rude, but funny, dude...all his jokes cross the line :D

KING
08-23-2008, 11:11 AM
my fav comedien is Jason Rouse... fuckin such a rude, but funny, dude...all his jokes cross the line :D

:lol: That youtube video you've posted a couple of times, always cracks me up..

3/6
08-23-2008, 11:15 AM
"i only told that joke, cause they're stairs here" :lol: nearly pissed my self at that part first time i watchd it

fuckin here it is
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prepare to be offended

KING
08-23-2008, 11:16 AM
Well, Fuck you then. He does not suck. HE IS THE BEST COMEDIAN IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD! WOOOOOT!!!!!!!

:lol: congratulations! Now everyone on this site thinks you're a douche and won't give you the time of day..

3/6
08-23-2008, 11:20 AM
Nick Swardson is 20x funnier than Dane Cook..
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KING
08-23-2008, 11:23 AM
prepare to be offended

Only if you're retarded or female..

koolmike
08-23-2008, 11:25 AM
Jim Bruer is a funny fuck:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g0AJPqKybs

3/6
08-23-2008, 11:27 AM
Only if you're retarded or female..

:lol:..verrry true

and yes Jim Bruer is hilarious...that vid you posted kmike is soooo funnyy..shit always cracks me up

koolmike
08-23-2008, 11:30 AM
I got to see him do that live at Caroline's Comedy Club in NYC years ago.

koolmike
08-23-2008, 11:30 AM
I got to see him do that live at Caroline's Comedy Club in NYC years ago.

3/6
08-23-2008, 11:33 AM
lucky, the tequilla part fuckin cracks me the fuck up

"we wont start no trouble, main, we just want to havea good time eh" :lol:

koolmike
08-23-2008, 11:58 AM
:lol:

Cataclysm
08-23-2008, 12:07 PM
I agree with you both, Jim Breuer is very funny it is a shame though that Greg Behrendt completely ripped off his stand up routine. Even went as far as to close out the show by talking about wanting to be a rock star and then finishes it up by singing while a rock/metal group plays, just like Breuer did in his "Hardcore" special. :dsp:

Metapher
08-23-2008, 12:10 PM
I really don't like Dane Cook, and that's not only because he steals joke, he just does the jokes really bad. Even if he steals a good joke.

SonOfSavini
08-23-2008, 02:03 PM
I used to really like him...then he turned into a giant tool.

UzumakiW
08-23-2008, 04:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwg9B6Oc_1U&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6ene75RM3w

Two of the greatest comedians ever^.

LordofDarkness
08-23-2008, 04:31 PM
Lewis Black is the man.

Matty
08-23-2008, 04:36 PM
Yeah hes from my hometown of Boston. He was mad funny when he first came out with harmful if swallowed, but the more fame he got the more i disliked him, but i do have to say that his special at the garden, or should i say banknorth, or whatever they fucking call it now in boston was hilarious.

Revenant
08-23-2008, 08:07 PM
Oh yeah. My favorite is when he tells that joke about that guy you always see at that place doing that thing and how CRAZY that shit is.

Oh wait. That's every Dane Cook "joke."

bam! right there! that's pretty much his stand up in a nutshell.

Gilly
08-23-2008, 08:48 PM
my fav comedien is Jason Rouse... fuckin such a rude, but funny, dude...all his jokes cross the line :D

Jason Rouse is awesome. I remember seeing his video on youtube a year or so ago. It still cracks me up.

That Jim Breuer is actually quite good, I'm not big into American comedians, it seems to be a different kind of humour to the Brits I tend to watch.

Russell Howard is my favourite comedian at the moment. If you're into British humour then you might enjoy it.

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Gatsu18
08-23-2008, 09:33 PM
He was great years ago. But he hasn't made me laugh in a long time. And after seein good luck chuck I kinda doubt I'll be laughin any time soon.

3/6
08-23-2008, 09:41 PM
bascily, everyone agrees...DAne Cook sux lol

Metapher
08-24-2008, 05:21 PM
My absolute favorite is Louis CK.

Dr. Phibes
08-24-2008, 05:55 PM
No.

Lemmywinks
08-24-2008, 10:36 PM
He's ok but his act got really old pretty fast.Gone but not forgotten Mitch Hedberg was one funny bastard.

Doc Awesome
08-24-2008, 10:40 PM
He's ok but his act got really old pretty fast.Gone but not forgotten Mitch Hedberg was one funny bastard.

Mitch was one of the best. I just came across some of his work a few months ago. Love his stuff gone too soon.

Matty
08-24-2008, 10:54 PM
My absolute favorite is Louis CK.



Louis CK was on comedy central last night uncut, it was fucking hilarious.

Lemmywinks
08-24-2008, 11:06 PM
Mitch was one of the best. I just came across some of his work a few months ago. Love his stuff gone too soon.

:coolbeer: I loved his act he never really stuck to a topic just went off on random shit.