hi my name's jamie and i have shitty taste in movies.

[jamie]

Hi, my names Jamie and I run a website called BthroughZ (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.). This is my story...

I have shitty taste in movies. It's fine, I've known it for year. I like bad movies. A level of bad that most people can't comprehend. Sure, I like some good movies. I know they're good because people with known good taste in movies have assured me so. I like just about anything with boobs, blood and a sense of humor. My specialities are zombie and slasher flicks. I'm also fond of Sci-Fi Channel Original Movies (Mammoth), any movie with cute chicks kicking ass (Ninja Cheerleaders, D.O.A., D.E.B.S.) and any movie that has cute chicks put in harms way whether from monsters (Insecticidal), aliens (Decoys) or supernatural evil (The Convent). I have a huge soft spot for anything from the 80s starring any of the great scream queens (Linnea Quigley, Brinke Stevens, Kelli Maroney, Deborah Foreman). Also, it brightens my heart to find truly entertaining movies that were shot on video with no budget in someones backyard (Die and Let Live).

I hate to the bottom of my core: Italian horror movies, German horror movies, pretty much anything Euro, arsty horror movies and slow paced horror movies. I'm pretty much sick of inbred cannibal movies. Seriously, if you're going to make an inbred cannibal movie, STOP USING CRAPPY MAKE-UP (I'm looking at you Wrong Turn and all your bastard offspring). Part of the reason TCM and The Hills Have Eyes were so damn freaky is that the cannibals, under different circumstances, could have passed as normal people. Okay, except for Michael Berryman, but he was born that way so he doesn't count. If you have to give someone a prosthetic face to make them scary, you ain't doing something right. And just so we're clear I could go the rest of my life without ever hearing the following bands again: The Doors, Led Zeppelin, White Snake, The Scorpians, Steve fuckin Miller Band, The Beatles and The mother fuckin Grateful Dead.

I also love: God, my family, punk rock, hard core, MMA, comic books, HTML and Monster energy drinks.

[steelba]

:spam:

[Dr. Awesome]

Wow. You really went in depth about yourself but that's cool.

Welcome Matey and calm seas to yer.....

[woodenheart]

Hello jamie...welcome to UHM....the best horror movie site ever....:celebrate:

[FrighT MasteR]

Jamie :greetings:

[jamie]

:spam:

i had a korean roommate once, a lovely girl, who's grandmother used to make us spam kimchi all the time. it was really gross. i don't like spam. especially turkey spam.

[Luris Blear]

You know, I'm a little boozed up and almost posted something really wrong. But then I read all of the above.

I like the way you think. A little spammy, but I can relate to the rest. Especially art-house horror. I used to keep a spreadsheet which served as a list of how well I ranked horror flicks. Nothing ever bumped The Addiction out of the bottom spot.

[deathslasher666]

I'll bet your roommate was pretty hot, huh? :eyebrow2:

Anyway, konichiwa. Welcome to our corner of the internet. We at UHM will cure you of your 'shitty taste in movies.' Plus, lucky for you, we are all trained professionals in curing people with that nasty little disease most people call sanity. And it's all free of charge :D.

[jamie]

You know, I'm a little boozed up and almost posted something really wrong. But then I read all of the above.

I like the way you think. A little spammy, but I can relate to the rest. Especially art-house horror. I used to keep a spreadsheet which served as a list of how well I ranked horror flicks. Nothing ever bumped The Addiction out of the bottom spot.

the addiction is actually on the short list of movies i didn't it through. a horror movie has to have a special kind of suck for me not to finish it.


I'll bet your roommate was pretty hot, huh? :eyebrow2:

she was a little on the thick side (not that there's anything wrong with that), but yeah, she was pretty cute.

[steelba]

you mentioned Italian flicks, hopefully you like Giallo's.

[jamie]

you mentioned Italian flicks, hopefully you like Giallo's.

no, not really. yes, i know, blasphemy.

[steelba]

n00bz0r :bitchslap:

[jamie]

n00bz0r :bitchslap:

to the site or to horror movies? cause if you're talking about horror movies, well, them be fightin' words where i come from.

[steelba]

you're the noobz0r :die:

[choptop2]

Hmmmm, hrrmmm, eh... I don't know about this fella.

[xxsic4slipknotxx]

Welcome to the board. :hey:

[K.I.N.G]

G'day..

[Agamum]

hello there hope you post alot

[jamie]

hello there hope you post alot

i want to, but with two kids, two jobs, a wife, 2 bands and a website to run, i find usually find myself to drained to think of anything witty to say. wow, i used the word two, and variations thereof, a lot in that sentence. i usually just lurk and read the posts. i'm kind of anti-social and have been told i'm reasonably socially awkward. but this being a horror site, i guess that would be the norm.

[Misfit]

i want to, but with two kids, two jobs, a wife, 2 bands and a website to run, i find usually find myself to drained to think of anything witty to say. wow, i used the word two, and variations thereof, a lot in that sentence. i usually just lurk and read the posts. i'm kind of anti-social and have been told i'm reasonably socially awkward. but this being a horror site, i guess that would be the norm.

so why make this thrwad if you wont be posting?:straightface2:

[jamie]

so why make this thrwad if you wont be posting?:straightface2:

i didn't say i wouldn't be posting, i said i probably wouldn't be posting a lot.

[steelba]

It seems like you're just here to troll members for your site. I haven't seen you post in horror talk, or anywhere that's not related to plugging your site :straightface:

[jamie]

It seems like you're just here to troll members for your site. I haven't seen you post in horror talk, or anywhere that's not related to plugging your site :straightface:

actually, besides my initial post about the site and answering questions asked by forum members about it, i haven't mentioned it at all. i just joined the site yesterday and i've had to work both days.

[choptop2]

You promote it here and your post in general chatter looking for workers.

[steelba]

Exactly :smokin2:

[Lemmywinks]

I enjoyed Wrong Turn and The Hills Have Eyes remake.:D

[spookybabe]

clear I could go the rest of my life without ever hearing the following bands again: The Doors, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles

We were doin' good up until this, lol:negative: (although I agree about The Dead, Scorpions and the rest, lol):thumbup3:

:hi::hi:

[jamie]

i had a poetry major as a roommate in college. his love and endless adoration (he never stopped listening to those fuckers) pretty much ruined them for me.

i hate led zeppelin becuase ben weasel told me to.

i've always hated the beatles. i tried to like them in high school. i bought a bunch of their records, but i just couldn't get into them. now the monkees on the other hand...

[spookybabe]

Ah, lol

I do like the Monkees ,lol

[Chicken]

Hello Don't worry I like B movies to didn't half to Write a novel of a post lol. its cool

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[deadcellsociety]

Hi jamie,
My name is Shane (aka deadcellsociety),I too have bad taste in movies.
Some people say i just generally have bad taste,but that is another story..
Hope you`ve been watching DEAD SET.It`s an experience to be believed::bigthumbup:

[deadcellsociety]

Hi there
there is nothing wrong with WRONG TURN.personally i think it features some of the finest work the late great Stan Winston created.I`m new to this so please excuse me if i`m interrupting anything!
I`m celebrating All Hallows Eve in a way that is traditional to me.Watching movies and having a party!!!
Hope you are having fun this evening!
Shane Smith(aka deadcellsociety)

[woodenheart]

Well Shane I liked Wrong Turn too and Wrong Turn2 was worth a rent.

[steelba]

n00bz :cussing:

[woodenheart]

I am not a n00b....anymore....your mean to me.

[da Gay]

dont worry i like the WHEN A STRANGER CALLS remake.

[Wax Zombie]

hello and I used to have shitty taste in movies as long they're entertaining. :greetings:

[Titanosaurus]

WTF is wrong with you people?!

[Misfit]

:smokin2: troll this