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Cataclysm
09-28-2008, 11:08 PM
Well since someone else posted a preview review, I figured I'd toss one up aswell.


Title: Special Dead


Also Known As: N/A

Year: 2006

Genre: Horror/Comedy/Tardsploitation

Language: English

Run Time: 90 minutes

Director: Thomas L. Phillips, Sean Simmons

Writer: Jared Tweedie

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0765475


Plot:
When a zombie plague infects Camp Special Dude, a dude ranch for the mentally handicapped, a ragtag band of campers and counselors struggles to survive the night. Led by the indifferent, nunchuck-wielding head counselor, Mac Stone (Jason Brubaker), and his wheelchair-bound sister Dale (Gia Natale), the unlikely heroes fight their way off the mountain as, one by one, they’re picked off and join the ranks of the walking dead.


Thoughts:
What’s better than a movie filled with mentally challenged zombies? Nothing, that’s what.

“Well what about…”

No! Don’t argue with me, you’ll lose!

Any movie that has a zombie screaming profanities while it tears into flesh because of turrets, is an instant classic. This movie is definitive argument for those who say there are no original ideas left, this movie not only provides a unique situation of having the characters be a group of handicapped teens, but also provides a fresh idea into the zombie mythology by having water be the source of the outbreak. Don't start freaking out, I didn't spoil anything for you, you find this out within the first few minutes of the movie.

The thing that really makes this movie shine is its sense of humor. Once again a movie that lets the absurdity of the idea be the joke, sure the movie gets silly and has its ridiculous moments but it isn't being campy for the sake of being campy. The creators of "Special Dead" handle the humor of having mentally-challenged characters correctly, this isn't a one-note joke for 90 minutes. Instead the movie treats them as if they were no different from any other kids at camp, though they do use the unique setup to provide for some more humorous situations. Such as having one of the kids do an impersonation of someone who is really retarded, and by having an urban gangster accidentlly show up at the camp and no one questions about him being there.

As far as blood goes, by my standards I really don't consider this to be a gory movie. Don't worry though, there is plenty of blood to go around. There is a decapitation and some guts here and there, but they do bring in the blood by the buckets which should be enough satisfy any horror fan. Oh yes, there is also plenty of zombie action going on here. It does take its time setting up the story and the characters in the beginning but once those zombies hit the camp the action doesn't stop until the very end. With the zombie scenes you are given the best of both worlds, you get the classic style of zombies popping out of the dark, and some humorous situations with them too. Have any other characters in zombie movies thought of throwing a bucket of blood and chicken guts on a zombie, so all the other zombies go after that one? No? Well these kids sure did.

All in all an absolute gem in the low budget horror-comedy world, it has a good story, zombies, blood and some decent acting which will provide enough entertainment for an individual or a room full of people who'll be spouting off quotes for days. Most importantly though, "Special Dead" answers a question that has been asked since the beginning of time. If two women get into a cat fight and start wrestling each other, is it still hot if one of them is a zombie?

Yes. Yes it is.


Positive Things:
- A unique concept with excellent execution.
- Surprisingly, has some good to decent acting.
- Everything a horror movie needs; zombies, blood and boobs.
- Lots of memorable lines.
- Does a zombie shit in the woods?


Negative Things:
- The movie takes place at night so unfortunately somethings become hard to see do to the lack of lighting.


Rating:
Gore: 3/5
Nudity: 1/5
Story: 5/5
Effects: 3/5
Comedy: 5/5

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Slayer
09-28-2008, 11:09 PM
Like I told you earlier, great review.

LONG LIVE TARDSPLOITATION!

Cataclysm
09-28-2008, 11:13 PM
Thank you sir. :coolbeer:

KING
09-28-2008, 11:13 PM
Heh, I wanna check this out.. nice review.

woodenheart
09-28-2008, 11:24 PM
I have this film on my " movies to view list". I am really diggin the pos/neg aspect on these reviews. As usual....you rock! Awesome review Cataclysm.

Cataclysm
09-28-2008, 11:34 PM
Thanks K.I.N.G. and Wooden, you'll both enjoy the movie it's some good fun.

Metapher
09-29-2008, 12:52 AM
Love this film! :thumbup3:

IKickAssForTheLord
09-29-2008, 04:33 AM
Nice Review Cata, I almost watched this the other day to review, but then I got high. But I'll still have to watch this very soon.

strtfghtr
09-29-2008, 07:41 AM
awesome! best review I've read on this site in a long time.

And how did this movie slip by me without me knowing?! now I MUST watch it!

choptop2
09-29-2008, 07:52 AM
Not to be confused with retardead.

Metapher
09-29-2008, 11:13 AM
I was actually gonna make an animated movie called "Retardead" a long time ago. It's titles were "Retardead" and "Down Syndrome Of The Dead".

steelba
10-01-2008, 10:23 PM
I'm not sure I could enjoy this movie without :smoking4:

Now onto the review..
I enjoyed reading the review quite a bit and it made me laugh a few a times.
A lot better than some of the 90's reviews i've been reading in here :sure:
I really wish you'd slap an overall rating on it at the end. I ended up adding the scores together and averaged it, came out to about a 7.
It is fairly easy for me tell the rating even if it isn't listed, but others my not be as good at it.

steelba
10-01-2008, 10:39 PM
awesome! best review I've read on this site in a long time.

Don't be dissin the Prince :dislike:

koolmike
10-02-2008, 11:51 AM
Wonder if this will be better than Diary?

I know how much everyone here likes that flick :D

Pretty good review. Captured my interest.

Metapher
10-02-2008, 12:43 PM
Since this will be on mine and Cata's site, there's no overall rating here just like on my reviews. I still don't see a reason for an overall rating, cause a bad movie could get 5/10, while I enjoy it more than a movie I gave 6/10. Just pointless and only there for people to skip reviews. You have gore, nudity, comedy, effects and story, do you need more? The last part of every review is an "overall" anyway. Read that one and see if we liked it.

steelba
10-02-2008, 02:09 PM
I never skim to and look at the rating, I wish you mofo's would add it.
Shite is vexing :cussing:

Metapher
10-02-2008, 02:48 PM
I know two bad movies, they both have different things that are bad, and different things that are enjoyable. One has a feeling to it I like, the other one has some fun original and fun stuff happening. What would I rate them on? How good they are? How entertained I was? Overall ratings don't make sense, and I'm not gonna do it. I'd have a bunch of 5/10s movies that I thought was more entertaining than 7/10s.

koolmike
10-02-2008, 02:57 PM
What would I rate them on? How good they are? How entertained I was? Overall ratings don't make sense, and I'm not gonna do it.

Agreed. Makes sense to me.

steelba
10-02-2008, 03:03 PM
I know two bad movies, they both have different things that are bad, and different things that are enjoyable. One has a feeling to it I like, the other one has some fun original and fun stuff happening. What would I rate them on? How good they are? How entertained I was? Overall ratings don't make sense, and I'm not gonna do it. I'd have a bunch of 5/10s movies that I thought was more entertaining than 7/10s.
Ratings are based on the overall enjoyment of the film. I understand you're trying to be different, but foregoing a rating is :negative:

Metapher
10-02-2008, 03:44 PM
But if a movie is alot better, but not as entertaining? Is it the entertainment I should go for? Memento is alot better than Burial Ground, but c'mon, I've seen Burial Ground 10+ times and Memento just a couple.

steelba
10-02-2008, 04:10 PM
Whichever film you like more gets the higher rating.
Sure the Godfather 2 is a well made film, but I didn't like it much. There is no way i'm gonna rate it above The Thing, regardless of technical merit. I think you can rate films and still be non conformist. Leaving them as merely I liked or didn't like it, is vague. It doesn't give your audience much to work with in terms of understanding your tastes in films. It is certainly harder to gauge.

That is just imo..

Metapher
10-02-2008, 04:27 PM
I dunno... I see where you are coming from, and I don't mind reading other peoples ratings, but as far as I go, it's just not gonna happen. I can rate one movie, but when I need to think "Was this movie better than this? Well then this one will get way to high rating, I gotta change that 9 year old review now. Damnit.."

steelba
10-02-2008, 04:32 PM
Indecisive mofo :cussing:

FrighT MasteR
10-02-2008, 04:37 PM
I know how that is, I've had people ask me why I've rated a movie I didn't really like the same rating as movies I liked a bit more. I often tell people to just read the review and not pay so much attention to the rating itself, however, the rating gives the reader a general idea on my thoughts towards the film and it's my hope that they can put the review and rating together themselves.

Cataclysm
10-02-2008, 06:56 PM
the rating gives the reader a general idea on my thoughts towards the film

If you can't pass off your general idea or how you feel about the movie in the review, and need a number to do it, then I'd say there is something wrong with the review.

I've never had a desire to rate a movie, as pointed out already, I can enjoy two movies equally but wouldn't be able to give them the same kind of rating. Which, if anything, will probably cause more confusion than passing of a "general idea" of a movie.

steelba
10-02-2008, 07:21 PM
:mad:

Cataclysm
10-02-2008, 07:30 PM
Sorry. :(

FrighT MasteR
10-02-2008, 09:39 PM
If you can't pass off your general idea or how you feel about the movie in the review, and need a number to do it, then I'd say there is something wrong with the review.

I've never had a desire to rate a movie, as pointed out already, I can enjoy two movies equally but wouldn't be able to give them the same kind of rating. Which, if anything, will probably cause more confusion than passing of a "general idea" of a movie.

Been reviewing flicks for 10 years Cat and I know what readers like. Some like to check the rating before the review, some check the review before the rating, but the two go hand-in-hand. If there's no rating, then the reader will simply ask what the rating is. Just how it is.

Cataclysm
10-02-2008, 09:48 PM
:die:

I'm just going to let this go before I take this somewhere it doesn't need to go, or say something I might regret.

FrighT MasteR
10-02-2008, 09:53 PM
Well, I was pretty much agreeing with Met to begin with anyway, the ratings I've given sometimes conflicts with another rating. I was just saying what I've noticed from my own experience and from what I've seen happen with other reviews.

woodenheart
10-11-2008, 12:33 AM
I just watched this on line and thought it was so much fun. You are right ,the lines are so awesome and the acting was not bad. I thought Mac was pretty cool. I was hooked from beginning to end. From the campfire songs to the nunchucks..to the girlfight and Dale's extension cord. I really enjoyed this movie.

Cataclysm
10-11-2008, 03:48 PM
I see a puppy. I pet it.

Matty
10-12-2008, 12:00 PM
Sounds a little fucked up with the ree rees, but sounds funny too. I love your reviews man.

Cataclysm
10-12-2008, 12:28 PM
Thanks Matty, I appreciate the support.

If you want to read more reviews, our site is finally up and running. In blog form anyways.

http://www.filmbizarro.com/

We also have two contests going on right now, one is for a copy of "The Gateway Meat" and the other is for a "Maggot Films Collection."

steelba
10-24-2008, 11:47 PM
Use an overall rating you spammer :D

Metapher
10-25-2008, 05:06 AM
Put your fist up your bum-bum, you overall-rating-fudger :straightface2:

steelba
10-25-2008, 11:30 AM
Put your fist up your bum-bum, you overall-rating-fudger :straightface2:
that's the thanks I get for bumping this thread and your third rate site :dislike:

Metapher
10-25-2008, 01:17 PM
Atleast we're not sucking up to poopieheads like you.

steelba
10-25-2008, 01:47 PM
Don't be a :hater:

I was just ribbing Cata, no need for you to jump in and get all ass hurt.

FrighT MasteR
10-25-2008, 02:01 PM
:whew:

xxsic4slipknotxx
10-25-2008, 09:11 PM
I'll have to check this out. Nice review by the way Cat!

woodenheart
10-25-2008, 10:33 PM
''Did you ever ride a zombie horse boy? I have and it ain't no fun.''

IKickAssForTheLord
05-22-2009, 02:12 AM
Finally checked out this film. Thought it was pretty funny, better than I thought it was gonna be. And Steelba it does help to :smoking4:.

woodenheart
05-22-2009, 07:21 AM
this film rocks

steelba
05-22-2009, 11:01 AM
Finally checked out this film. Thought it was pretty funny, better than I thought it was gonna be. And Steelba it does help to :smoking4:.
sweet :D

SkullBat308
05-22-2009, 07:20 PM
I hated this movie, couldn't even make it through, and I was high! Great review though, there usually always good:bigthumbup:

cataclysm vol.2
05-22-2009, 07:42 PM
Sorry you didn't like it.

SkullBat308
05-22-2009, 07:47 PM
Meh not everyone can like everything, I watched it streaming online so maybe if I watch the DVD, I`d enjoy it more. I`ll have to give it another chance as it seems it`s well liked.

IKickAssForTheLord
05-22-2009, 09:50 PM
I watched it online and was high, and I liked it :(. But I could see why people wouldn't like it.