Twilight

[Wax Zombie]

First of all wait for this movie to come out on dvd. Because when I went to see this movie with my mom. There were lots of annoying teenage fan girls screaming in the movie. Everyone was telling them to shut the hell up. Either way the movie was alright. If you read the book of it then you might enjoy it.

6/10

[BooBerry]

Did you expect a bunch of macho frat boys to be filling the thearers haha? I liked it, but yeah, I think a lot of people won't enjoy it too much unless they dug the book(s).

[grlxx]

I REALLY enjoyed this! Being a huge fan of the books, i appreciated the movie and really felt that the characters were brought to life :cooldude:

[Wax Zombie]

I enjoy some parts.

[Galerian]

Looks like a pretty cool flick for what it is. I'll check it out when it hits dvd.

[FrighT MasteR]

What are you doing going to the movies with your mom still :scratch:

[Wax Zombie]

Because my mother wanted to go see it.

[FrighT MasteR]

:sure:

[steelba]

What are you doing going to the movies with your mom still :scratch:
:lol:

[Max Power]

Sorry, I refuse to watch a vampire movie that is often referred to as "cute".

Vampires should be one of these two things:
1.) Lustful, sexy nymphomaniacs screwing everything in sight...then killing it
2.) Ugly as all fuck and killing everything in sight...then fucking it

And NOT:
1.) Cute and adorable hugging everything in sight...then cuddling with it

Seriously, fuck Twilight. Fuck it in its 14 year old goth girl's ass.

Quote me on this:
"Twilight is going to single-handedly ruin horror as we know it...well, more."

[BooBerry]

Seems to have a mix of Buffy and the Southern Vamp novels (the books True Blood is based on), but I have only read the first book and seen the movie.

And I think anyone who wouldn't go to the movies with their own mom is a pussy :movies:. My Nana too, she's great to have around when teenagers are talking in the movie because she goes up to them and tells them to "shut yer damn mouths or get the hell out." :rockin:

[steelba]

And I think anyone who wouldn't go to the movies with their own mom is a pussy
Says the guy who sucks dicks for kicks, and takes it up the rear :mhehe:

[BooBerry]

I do say :nod:.

[Knight]

Couldn't pay me enough to watch this tripe.

[xxsic4slipknotxx]

I'm really not interested in seeing this. :negative:

[cmurdur]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_01/daysofnightDM_468x555.jpg
Vampire
http://www.filmgrenade.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/new-twilight-images-of-bella-and-edward12.jpg
Wussy vampire

[MEITTI]

cmurdur, awesome post.

Want to know what the Twilight book is about? Its this:

"Ooh Bella I love you so much but I'm dangerous!"
"But I love YOU so much silly, that I don't care"
"But I love YOU so much, that I have to stalk you endlessly, though establish it to you many times that I'm dangerous to you!"
"But I love YOU so much, that I don't care"

And so on and on and on and on.

Thats it. I mean thats the plot of the book. 2/3 of the book is that! So I really agree with the movie review here, that it's the source material which hurts the movie most. Twilight the book shouldve rotted there with the rest of badly written romance fantasies in fanfiction.net.

Heres my list of completely crazy parts from the book:

1. Vampires don't die from sunlight. They sparkle. Thats right, they sparkle.

2.Edward keeps saying he's dangerous for Bella, yet he also keeps stalking her in very creepy ways.

3. in a sequel called Breaking Dawn, their born daughter has a relationship with Bella's ex. WHEN SHE IS STILL JUST A BABY! that kind of pervert pedophilia is just....insane! And it's explained by the baby having psychic powers and the ability to talk right into people's minds. Thats right.

4. In the first 3 books it was established vampires can't have children. But later on they get one from kissing. KISSING?! wth?!

5. The 5th installment was leaked a bit on the internet, and it's kill-crazy author decided to not publish the 5th book at all because of it. Childish much?

6. Twilight's fandom is absolutely terrible. I know people who are too scared to admit they liked the movie/book because they are afraid people would think they are like the insane teenagers in twilightmoms.com. This is a typical twilight fan:

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/2/2d/Twilight-fangirl.png

So yeah, those were my closing comments. I'm going to rent the movie though, given this site's review did give me some insights of how it would be watchable, though its source material is a horrible sin for the whole idea of literature.

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/50/Head_Trip_Comics_Breaking_Dawn_20080915.jpg

[BooBerry]

Glad I don't care about book spoilers as much as I do about movie spoilers Meitti . . . you douche. :thumbsdown:

[woodenheart]

AWWW....The Twight Vamp is hot though!
Sparkling deaths......I like sparkle.

[BooBerry]

http://www.filmgrenade.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/new-twilight-images-of-bella-and-edward12.jpg
Sexy vampire

:sex:

[MEITTI]

Glad I don't care about book spoilers as much as I do about movie spoilers Meitti . . . you douche. :thumbsdown:

Well, it's not much of a spoiler you wouldnt have wanted to hear. Its as much as a spoiler as the "sparking vampire"-thing is. It's just a completely crazy thing I wanted to bring out to warn anyone who is going to go and actually read the books.

[woodenheart]

Booberry :downlow: woodenheart

[FrighT MasteR]

Booberry :downlow: woodenheart

FrighT :gunner:

[cmurdur]

Booberry :downlow: woodenheart

:bitchslap: cmurdur

[redmoon]

i haven't seen the movie but the books are good at least to me they are, new moon should be really interesting to see put on the screen but the trailers that i've seen really make me want to see the movie

[BooBerry]

:bitchslap: cmurdur

"Don't hit Wooden like that!"
:cowboyshoot:

[cmurdur]

"Don't hit Wooden like that!"
:cowboyshoot:

You want some too?! cmurdur :bitchslap2:

[Gatsu18]

I read the books which were the most mediocre things I have ever touched. I was just bored and needed something to pass the time at work. At first I was excited reading them cuz i'm like ooooo I heart the vampires, but by the end of the first book I'm like wait... What? Logically I shouldn't of read the rest of em but I'm the kinda guy that's gotta finish what I start. I think the movies look like they just tried to glorify the books. I personally like from the previews when you see the vampire fight which kinda never happened in the book. I think Meitti had some good points but at the same time didn't have all his facts straight. But all the same, I think it's agreed that the books suck and the movie probably does too.

[ReD]

Said it before, I'll say it again.

Zombies > Vampires

There are great Vampire based flicks/literature out there but down to the end. Vampires especially in today's day and age are just too polished, clean looking and sophisticated to be taken seriously IMO. Granted there is a huge fan base for this market and I have no gripes with the fans of it, to each their own.

Some recent examples of forms.

Underworld
True Blood
Buffy
Twilight

Of those four items. Underworld was serviceable if only because it blended good action as well as Lycans which I don't have much of a problem with but down to the core. It was still quite polished in respect to Vampires and rules and this and that.

I've babbled about True Blood before. More of the same in terms of polishing an old creature. I may get into it more if it develops more types of creatures but at this point. Its not a necessity to me.

Twilight I could care less.

Buffy albeit a teen drama entwined with vamps. Buffy was still a slayer and they added different elements to the show to make it worthwhile. I can't remember precisely but I seem to recollect an episode where they had to battle zombies and didn't know much about them and the differences between them and vamps.

[koolmike]

I saw it today with my girl and although it was a little cheesy I didn't fall asleep.

It was OK.

Once was enough though. Don't plan on watching this one twice.

[txjeff07]

Looks very gay, I heard that 75% of audiences over the weekend were female which right off the bat tells me this movie will suck. Looks too much like a movie made for teenage girls, will be passing on this

[koolmike]

Pretty much is, but the story of the wolves and the vampires that laid beneath the whole "teenage thing" was interesting if only for a few moments.

[Rust In Peace]

all I have to say is FUCK TWILIGHT, I'm still in school so I hear all the girls fuckin' swoon over this shitfest (which is why I have some serious hate for it) so I REALLY hope this goes away fast

[Gatsu18]

The stories aren't bad, but are by no means good. I don't think the author has any concept of detail. I personally love how she constantly sets up for these epic battles but they either never happen, or the main character isn't around when they are just so she can get out of trying to explain it or use any fucking amount of detail what so ever. The most you get are "They had black eyes" or "The giant brown wolf". It's annoying as hell.

[koolmike]

One prob...the nice vampires were just too damn nice.

[Gatsu18]

Though I hate that, I let it slide cuz I'm like ok whatever, that's just her version of vampires sure fine. But by the end of the series, all vampires are fuckin care bears with a blood fetish.

These stories are nothing more than a middle aged womans sick wet dream about vampires.

[koolmike]

:lol: I'm sure.

[Tarantino]

I remember at Comic-Con before the Always Sunny In Philadelphia panel, they were playing a bunch of trailers in a huge auditorium of 4,500 people. After each trailer, which included Terminator: Salvation and Quantum of Solace everyone clapped... and then the Twilight trailer came on and it was silent, and I boo'ed and then everyone laughed.

That pretty much sums up this movie for me, retarded.

[choptop2]

Gore how many times do I have to beg and plead that you don't go see every movie that gets a wide release?!?!

[Wax Zombie]

Alot and I really don't give shit.

[choptop2]

If not for me, do it for the children!

[Gatsu18]

Wow.... Fuck balls that movie was bad! The books aren't horrible... but this was utter shit! At least in the books they don't have such shitty songs playing constantly in the backround.

[SpookyJ]

Just watched this one, and I still say it's Interview With a vampire meets Romeo and Juliet, minus the talents of Sharesphere and Anne Rice...It was good for what it was, a PG-13 chich flick, mostly targeted to 14 year old girls. My wife liked it, though...

[Gatsu18]

Seeing this movie potrayed in real life has murdered the books for me. I mean in the books it was almost kinda sweet how much they loved each other and how they needed each other. This was just desperate obsession over someone that they've seemingly only known for one mother fucking day. It was creepy and not even a little bit romantic for me. And I have been known to enjoy a chick flick no and then. Meet Joe Black is one of my favorite movies so this isn't just some male biasedness. BLAH!! BLAH I SAY!

[ALMOST HUMAN]

Twilight... um, I'll pass... :nod:

[C.H.U.D.]

I don't know what's worse...you actually watching this movie in the theater, or you going to a teeny bopper flick with your mom.

[Slit]

Edward is mine.

[HorrorQueen]

Twilight was very boring. It wasn't even Horror.

[KING]

This looks so shit.. and I hate vampires.

[woodenheart]

This looks so shit.. and I hate vampires.

awwww vampire :hater:

[krazykuz13]

i could really care less about this movie i never even heard of the books until the movie came out. i like violent horror movies. a vampire movie without blood and guts ain't a vampire movie, but that's just my opinion.

[koolmike]

i never even heard of the books until the movie came out.



Same here.

[MEITTI]

Found a million times better vampire romance flick called "Let the right one in" http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/lat_den_ratte_komma_in/

And it actually had a very captive and deep story to it, it has won multiple awards in film-fests, and the vampire is actually pretty creepy murderer of a little girl:

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1202970/photo_02_hires.jpg


But you know what is sad? Twilight will most likely make much more money and gain more fame because of its stupid idiotic teenage girl fans. Just a proof that Hollywood isn't the only thing rotting the quality of movies, but the idiocy of the very watchers is ruining them.


I so wish stupidity would be illegal...

[da Gay]

Gosh I saw this and it has to be one of the most fucking HORRIBLE movies in the world.

I read the first book, and gosh was this a piece of fucking shit! Seriously

its like they made "DEGRASSI:Bitten"

or some shit like that

AVOID at all COSTS!

[FreddyFreakChica17]

The stories aren't bad, but are by no means good. I don't think the author has any concept of detail. I personally love how she constantly sets up for these epic battles but they either never happen, or the main character isn't around when they are just so she can get out of trying to explain it or use any fucking amount of detail what so ever. The most you get are "They had black eyes" or "The giant brown wolf". It's annoying as hell.

I completely agree. I've only read the first book, but I found it mediocre at best. There are no details whatsoever and the author only creates some "suspense" leading up to the "great battle" that is over in two paragraphs. Plus I hate how Bella is such a weak character and has to rely on Edward to rescue her all the time. Maybe that's just the feminist in me, but jeez, He rescues her at least four times in the first book. I'm like, "Damn that girl needs to sign up for some self-defense classes or at least enlist some common sense." If I want to watch a mortal/vampire romance, I'll just watch seasons 1-3 of Buffy, thanks.

[koolmike]

Gosh I saw this and it has to be one of the most fucking HORRIBLE movies in the world.

I read the first book, and gosh was this a piece of fucking shit! Seriously

its like they made "DEGRASSI:Bitten"

or some shit like that

AVOID at all COSTS!

Gosh.

[woodenheart]

:die::die:..watched this horriable piece of crap...why? dunno..must have been sane for a moment..And I don't want to here it from a certain someone..:heart:

[Moar Brains]

I have vowed not to see this movie because of all the little annoying girls, including my sister, who in truth don't always think the guy is attractive. It's because of all the brainwashing bull-shit they do in those fucking Pre-teen magazines and Disney Channel. I cannot stand the shit. Fake Fucking People, I can't stand any of them. If I ever see this movies it would be on DVD, but I really don't want to from what I see in my sister. Only if I am extremely bored.

[Luris Blear]

If this movie was being advertised on the Disney Channel then the thread doesn't belong in Horror Talk.

[smokey]

No tmy thing reaslly. Think i will pass on this.

[deadcellsociety]

i`ve just finished reading the second and third books.They really do get better as they go on.I wouldn`t say they get darker,but they certainly have a good thriller aspect about them.There`s a good fight in the third book.

[MEITTI]

i`ve just finished reading the second and third books.They really do get better as they go on.I wouldn`t say they get darker,but they certainly have a good thriller aspect about them.There`s a good fight in the third book.

Yes, and a part where a werewolf rapes a 7-year old telepath girl. Very intellectual and well thought out books they are!

[Gatsu18]

i`ve just finished reading the second and third books.They really do get better as they go on.I wouldn`t say they get darker,but they certainly have a good thriller aspect about them.There`s a good fight in the third book.

I'm gonna be honest, I have to disagree. The books only get worse as the series progresses. I thought they had absolutely no thriller aspect though I can see where she tried to interject one.

[KING]

I watched it this morning.. Even though I hate Vampires.. and I wasn't even under any mind altering substance. Awful movie.. 4/10.

[Tina]

I enjoyed the movie but it was definately not as good as the book! And some of the special effects just looked stupid! Plus I went with a bunch of people who had never read the book and they kept asking me a bunch of stupid questions!

[BillyJeans28]

i freakn love this movie and the book...but like in most cases, the book is better than the movie. i still like it anyways...nikki reed is my homegirl :D did you guys know shes doing horror movies now? like killing and dying type of stuff...i think its called chain letter. idk oh well..i still love her

[C.H.U.D.]

I had a chance to watch this earlier today, but I watched Blood Diner again for the millionth time. Still not ready to dive into Twilight no matter how much my girlfriend bugs me about it (she loves the books).

[strtfghtr]

I LOVE Blood Diner lol...I saw it is free on demand for Comcast this month

[ForsakenMoon19]

I have all the twilight books and i've seen the movie. as much as i like a good love story with a supernatural twist, this series bites the dust. the herione is pathetic and i agree with the whloe vamps not being scary anymore thanx to stuff like this. i'd even say the same for the werewolves in this saga, complete let down. With that all said, the series is addicting!!!!:yes:

[strtfghtr]

so you hate the story and the main character but you read them all and watched the movie....are you like a 15 year old girl or something...only a teenage female can be that irrational

[ForsakenMoon19]

umm no, i just like reading books or watching anymovies that have to do with vampires and werewolves. i never said i didn't really like the story, it could have been better is all i'm saying.:thumbup3:

[strtfghtr]

umm no, i just like reading books or watching anymovies that have to do with vampires and werewolves. i never said i didn't really like the story, it could have been better is all i'm saying.:thumbup3:

ok I am normally a defender of the noobs but you aren't making sense in this case...


as much as i like a good love story with a supernatural twist, this series bites the dust.
That's where you said you didn't like the story


the herione is pathetic and i agree with the whloe vamps not being scary anymore thanx to stuff like this.
that's where you say the heroine is pathetic...I would assume being pathetic is bad and therefore; you don't like the heroine.

so with all this dislike, I ask, What is good about it to warrent you reading the books and watching the movie (movies when the next one comes out)?

[ForsakenMoon19]

ya i don't like the herione but i like all the other characters, that was incorrect on my part when i said "as much as i like a good love story with a supernatural twist, this series bites the dust" what i meant was the story could have been better, i've read supernatural romances better than this series. and you asked what attacted me to this saga?, as i already said in my last post: the vampires and werewolves!!!

[Fake Eyelashes=Murder]

so you hate the story and the main character but you read them all and watched the movie....are you like a 15 year old girl or something...only a teenage female can be that irrational

It's a like a drug you know it's bad for you but you can't get enough.

[ForsakenMoon19]

well put fake eyelashes:nod::tiphat: