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[1stindoor]

Hello all,
I just found this site! I'll be spending the next week wading through all that is horror/slasher/zombie etc. Nice Site!

[Get Some]

hello welcome to the site

[Suffering Bastard]

Hello all,
I just found this site! I'll be spending the next week wading through all that is horror/slasher/zombie etc. Nice Site!

hope ya have a good time

[woodenheart]

Welcome to UHM!........the BEST horror site ever!

[1stindoor]

Thanks all, I've been having a virtual field day looking at everything that's in production in some of the different catagories...then cross referencing them into IMDB...then making notes so I'll be on the lookout for releases. All this while finishing watching Old Boy.

[IKickAssForTheLord]

Oldboy :nod: Welcome

[darkoverlord]

:greetings:

[txjeff07]

Welcome :hey:

[scaryperry]

hello!

[cmurdur]

Freakin' dead breed. :2far:

[xxsic4slipknotxx]

Welcome to the board! :hey:

[WarBeast]

Greetings and welcome to UHM... I am WarBeast, UHM's Reverend, Moderator of the Books Forum, and Spiritual Adviser to the UHM Council...

As you are new to the UHM community, I'd like to help you on your journey from the Land of Noobishness to the world where all of us really bitchin' UHM regulars do dwell.

In that respect, I would give you this heart-felt advise:

NEVER... EVER... UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES... post the wrong type of thread in the wrong forum... you will get torn limb from limb! I've seen people reduced to gibbering slobbering skidmarks in the corner for posting the wrong thread in the wrong forum.

It is a stigma that you'll never be rid of... a black nasty mark on your permanent record... Even if it was your very first post at UHM that you accidentally post in the wrong forum, you will NEVER live it down and you will be the subject of ridicule for all your live-long days.

Just in case you need clarification, when I say posting in the wrong forum, I mean for example: Posting a thread like "Your Favorite Horror Novel" in the Horror Talk forum, rather than the Book Forum... or... "I got drunk and pissed on my girlfriend's leg" posted in Current Events instead of General Chatter... OR... if you post a thread titled "New Member" in the Comments / Questions forum rather than the Greetings forum where introductions belong... that last example will really get a person fucked up around here...

If you remember this little rule, you'll go far at UHM... if not, you'll be burned at the stake...

Good Luck to you in all your endeavors here at UHM and if have any questions, feel free to ask...

Someone might possibly answer in a slightly less than cynical, smartass or offensive way... it's not probable, but it is possible...

Good day.

[Yannis]

Freakin' dead breed. :2far:

Lol. Now that you mention it, it sounds like a possibility

[Misfit]

:dsp: not even in the right forum

[1stindoor]

Freakin' dead breed. :2far:

uhhh...okay? I have no idea what that meant.

[steelba]

I'll be watching you n00b :smokin2:

[Aithyne]

Greetings and welcome to UHM... I am WarBeast, UHM's Reverend, Moderator of the Books Forum, and Spiritual Adviser to the UHM Council...

As you are new to the UHM community, I'd like to help you on your journey from the Land of Noobishness to the world where all of us really bitchin' UHM regulars do dwell.

In that respect, I would give you this heart-felt advise:

NEVER... EVER... UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES... post the wrong type of thread in the wrong forum... you will get torn limb from limb! I've seen people reduced to gibbering slobbering skidmarks in the corner for posting the wrong thread in the wrong forum.

It is a stigma that you'll never be rid of... a black nasty mark on your permanent record... Even if it was your very first post at UHM that you accidentally post in the wrong forum, you will NEVER live it down and you will be the subject of ridicule for all your live-long days.

Just in case you need clarification, when I say posting in the wrong forum, I mean for example: Posting a thread like "Your Favorite Horror Novel" in the Horror Talk forum, rather than the Book Forum... or... "I got drunk and pissed on my girlfriend's leg" posted in Current Events instead of General Chatter... OR... if you post a thread titled "New Member" in the Comments / Questions forum rather than the Greetings forum where introductions belong... that last example will really get a person fucked up around here...

If you remember this little rule, you'll go far at UHM... if not, you'll be burned at the stake...

Good Luck to you in all your endeavors here at UHM and if have any questions, feel free to ask...

Someone might possibly answer in a slightly less than cynical, smartass or offensive way... it's not probable, but it is possible...

Good day.

Reverend? :lol:

[KING]

Welcome to the neighbourhood! War, impressive speech.. kudos!

[koolmike]

Hey.

[1stindoor]

Thanks again all. I'll try to always post in the appropiate threads.

[cmurdur]

uhhh...okay? I have no idea what that meant.

I think you do.

[Aithyne]

Thanks again all. I'll try to always post in the appropiate threads.

Welcome to UHM. :hey:

[WarBeast]

Thanks again all. I'll try to always post in the appropiate threads.

ah... so sad... You posted this thread originally in the Comments / Questions forum.... you could've been somebody here... you had such potential... now it's too late... now you're DOOMED!!!

DOOMED, I SAY!!!!

Such a pity...

heh!

[Gatsu18]

Hello and welcome!

Another thing to watch out for is to not use dark blue font. Or else Misfit will cry and write some angst poem about it in his diary.

[Misfit]

:greetings: infraction, dont insult other members. your g/f's thread was childish and it started to become a place for a flame war so i ended it

[Necromancer]

:greetings:

[Gatsu18]

:greetings: infraction, dont insult other members. your g/f's thread was childish and it started to become a place for a flame war so i ended it

You were just flexing your power. She was right, if you guys don't like her font then why is it even allowed on the board? If you noticed she was only being mean to me cuz that's how she is. She merely disagreed with you cuz you didn't have a valid point to be telling her what to do and were also acting like a jerk from the start I might ad. But no! God forbid someone disagree with you!

[steelba]

You were just flexing your power. She was right, if you guys don't like her font then why is it even allowed on the board?

Lets keep this in pm's and not spam this thread with your sappy shite Gatsu. We already know your G/F wont have sex with you and uses toys to defile you, so shut it :straightface:

[SpookyJ]

Welcome fellow newbie----I hope you enjoy your stay as much as I have been!

[Misfit]

You were just flexing your power. She was right, if you guys don't like her font then why is it even allowed on the board? If you noticed she was only being mean to me cuz that's how she is. She merely disagreed with you cuz you didn't have a valid point to be telling her what to do and were also acting like a jerk from the start I might ad. But no! God forbid someone disagree with you!

she was asked by fright to stop using it and fright doesnt need to flex his power its his site, your g/f is causing you to have problems with people u never had problems with before...

[Shreds_of_Flesh]

Lets keep this in pm's and not spam this thread with your sappy shite Gatsu. We already know your G/F wont have sex with you and uses toys to defile you, so shut it :straightface:

:mhehe:

[Gatsusbabyfactory]

she was asked by fright to stop using it and fright doesnt need to flex his power its his site, your g/f is causing you to have problems with people u never had problems with before...

Asked? He said "Change your F'n font" not "Hey that color doesn't show up on our computers, can you pick another one PLEASE". Slightly different. I post in color, always have and always will. But there are alot of colors to chose from, you guys can't see dark blue, ok, say it nicely and I'll pick a new one. If you can't be bothered to do that then you shouldn't be able nor even want to read my posts anyway so don't.

As far as flaming, give me a fucking break, I said I didn't think I liked you, which I still don't. That's my opinion. You're a big boy, you'll get over it. If that is you're idea of flaming, you need to get some harder feelings.

Sorry to whomever this thread was started by. I would have sent this by pm directly but I only have 12 posts so I couldn't.

[Misfit]

flaming you idiot

[steelba]

:die:

[FrighT MasteR]

Lets stop ruining these threads :2far: