Return To Sleepaway Camp (short review)

[Dboyle]

Plot:
A boy is tortured by his peers at a teen summer camp. When the people that tortured him begin dropping like flies, all signs point to him.

Review:
The main character, the boy (his name slips my mind, and it's not important), comes off as mentally retarded at times. Not "pyscho,demented killer" retarded...but...short-bus retarded (it sounds mean, but this is the only way to describe it). Every single actor in this movie was absolutely terrible. The plot was played out, but it could have been good if this script wasn't so ridiculously bad. I had very low expectations for this movie, but it fell short of even those.

never watch this. It was painful.

[da Gay]

short review for a horrible movie. good job.

[woodenheart]

nice review..

[KING]

Well that was to the point.

[3/6]

shred, you have this movie to look forward too :D

[IKickAssForTheLord]

Horrible movie, ur review was even too long for this movie.

Return To Sleepaway Camp Review

"Total Shit, enough said."

[Wally The Cannibal]

I saw the trailer for this and all hope was lost from that point forward. Did not even follow the release date.

[Doc Awesome]

How this movie made distribution is still mind boggling. This is pure shit. :thumbsdown:

[steelba]

nice review..
:straightface:

[txjeff07]

I like Kicks review

[grlxx]

no wonder the local dvd/music shop has this movie for 3.99 :hmmm:

[levil666]

Please tell me they at least have Angela... If not, I may not waste my time with this, not even out of respect for Isaac Hayes (which I really don't have much after what happened with South Park.) Anyone know, is Angela featured???

[Titanosaurus]

Yes Angela's in it, but you only see her for about 10 seconds anyway. Which doesn't really matter considering that this turdbomb (which I can't believe was directed by the same guy as the original) mostly revolves around the jolly life and times of a fat retard who thinks serving girls shit-filled soda is polite and hanging out with frogs is normal. Yes, we see these things in this "movie." Ugh, the only thing good about this were the kills, which were cheesy but spectacularly creative. 3/10.

[BASSI]

I Didn't like movie but i did enjoy the deaths scene
The bed death was cool :)

[HEKTIK15]

The annoying fat kid didn't die " your ass stinks " , the movie was very bad.

[666slipknotmaggot666]

nice review but i got to say one good thing about this movie is that that the names they called him were kinda funny and when he would always say your ass smells was funny oh and his nick name was (blow job) thats what the kids picking on him would say

[TheRedBengal11]

yeah the movie wasn't that great but it is still worth a watch if you are a sleepaway camp fan. The acting is terrible but that's part of what made the original so entertaining. The movie is campy, has some cool deaths, and you have to keep in mind that it is a set up for the next one...if it ever happens. RTSC's purpose is to establish Angela's return and the next one is supposed to end the trilogy. So yeah, this movie isn't for most people it's made for 80's slasher fans but more specifically fans of the original Sleepaway Camp. The downfall of the film is the character of Alan. If you can stop that dumbass from pissing you off too much then you should be able to enjoy the movie.

[SkullBat308]

The first one was good, than they progressivley got worse, I expected no less from this one. Don't get me wrong, I like the series, but 2&3 were funny bad. This just sounds bad.

[IKickAssForTheLord]

Well its probably cause this one is BAD!

[SkullBat308]

Well its probably cause this one is BAD!

Makes sense

[Flexdawolf]

Sleepaway Camp 1 is the best and 2 wasnt that bad but the rest were crappy! Return to Sleepaway Camp is one of the worst horror movies ever made :puke:

[Halcon Loco]

True that