One Eyed Monster

[cataclysm vol.2]

http://i43.tinypic.com/k199ic.jpg

In a darkly comic homage to "Alien" and "The Thing", the cast and crew of an adult film, stranded in a blizzard, must band together against a mysterious and deadly alien, which has possessed the actor with the biggest part--Ron Jeremy (naturally). Now, with the monster on a killing spree, the race is on to trap and destroy it before there are more victims of its peculiar skills.

DVD Release Date: April 28th

Go to: http://oneeyedmonstermovie.com/ for the trailer, images, additional poster art and just about everything else.

You can enter a contest to win a night out with Ron Jeremy too.

If you're into that sort of thing.

[FrighT MasteR]

:stare:

[Shreds_of_Flesh]

Cant wait for this!!! :metalbang:

Gonna be cool :mhehe:

[BooBerry]

FrighT already preordered 2.

He needs a "special use" copy :dislike:

[koolmike]

Veronica Hart is in this too :lol:

Friggin' old washed up porn star/dishrag.

[Lemmywinks]

Yikes....sounds kind of funny though.

[KING]

That actually looked better than I thought it would. Neat.

[FrighT MasteR]

FrighT already preordered 2.

He needs a "special use" copy :dislike:

:straightface2:

[cataclysm vol.2]

If you're actually interested in One Eyed Monster, then I recommend checking out a similar movie made in '96 called They Bite.

http://i42.tinypic.com/2e6fuds.jpg

The two movies are so similar I can't help but think that One Eyed Monster is a remake of They Bite. First of all, Ron Jeremy is in both flicks. Second, both movies are about a crew making attempting to make a porno film, but invading aliens put a stop to it when they start killing cast and crew members. The only difference being that it's a woman's vagina that becomes a host to an alien in They Bite instead of a penis.

[cmurdur]

Whoa, just noticed who posted the thread. :stare:

[Sutter Kane]

looks stupid.

[cataclysm vol.2]

Did that actually come as a surprise?

[Shreds_of_Flesh]

Ill have to check out They Bite too :hmmm:

[Misfit]

:straightface:

[cataclysm vol.2]

Not your thing, eh Misfit? Then, for you, might I recommend...

http://www.flixunlimited.com/wp-content/uploads/chain_gang_girls.jpg

or...

http://www.tlavideo.com/images/z/cg/9/3/278139_aa.jpg
http://www.tlavideo.com/images/z/cg/3/5/278153_aa.jpg

:mrpervert:

[BooBerry]

Hahahah.... gross.

[FrighT MasteR]

:starefreak:

[choptop2]

that poster looks so fucking awful.

[cataclysm vol.2]

Yeah it's poorly done, but I still liked it.

This is what the actual DVD artwork will be. Which I think is actually worse because of how unoriginal and down right dull it is.

http://www.joblo.com/images_dvd_releases/One-EyedMonsterBS.JPG

[choptop2]

that's even worse. At least with the other your know what you're getting. See that on a self and just think, Pass.

[Misfit]

Not your thing, eh Misfit? Then, for you, might I recommend...

http://www.flixunlimited.com/wp-content/uploads/chain_gang_girls.jpg

or...

http://www.tlavideo.com/images/z/cg/9/3/278139_aa.jpg
http://www.tlavideo.com/images/z/cg/3/5/278153_aa.jpg

:mrpervert:

:mrpervert:

[xxsic4slipknotxx]

The original poster, although cheesy, still looks pretty funny IMO. :lol:

[Slayer]

I need to see this.

[Aurone]

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Wow this thread's old. This film, by the plot alone, should suck....but from the looks of that trailer, I'd say it actually looks pretty fucking funny, anyone seen it yet?

[koolmike]

That was funny :lol:

[Apocalypse]

The movie was ok for what it was.

[IrishG3nt]

this shit was so damn funny....that's all it was!