TheBeyond105
04-22-2009, 10:52 PM
another script i wrote called Texas Slasher. It's supposed to be a comedy/horror but after writing it i realized i really didn't add too much comedy into it.
i got the idea when i thought what if cheech and chong were in a movie where a killers after em. hope ya enjoy. some spelling errors.
EXT outside.
A girls running fast, as fast as her feet can carry her. There's a man behind her with a mask on. She trips.
she tries to get back up, but b4 she does the guys right behind her. He takes a stick from the ground and stabs it through her throat
TEXAS SLASHER
Open in on Paul sleeping, his alarm clock rings.He gets up slowly and tiredly.
In the living room his two other friends are passed out on the couch with a bong between them. Paul walks up to them.
PAUL
Dan, Alex, wake up, time for work...
Alex opens his eyes and takes a rip from the bong.
ALEX
20 more minutes.
Alex closes his eyes.
PAUL
Thats what you told me 20 minutes ago, wake the fuck up, we have to go now!
ALEX
Ah man....
Alex nudges Dan...
DAN
What?
His eyes open to slits.
ALEX
Work...
DAN
Again?
ALEX
Yeah man.
DAN
Shiiiiiit.
PAUL
Also, you forgot to close and lock the door last night Dan.
DAN
Ugggghhh don't nag me this early mom.
Now were in the car, there smoking a joint in the car.
DAN
Pass that shit fucker.
Alex passes it to Dan
he takes some hits then tries to pass it to Paul, Paul refuses.
DAN
Why have you been refusing so much lately, are you quiting.
PAUL
No, i'm just stopping for a lil.
ALEX
oh thats gay. Cmon, take a hit. Take a hit.
Dan joins in the chant "take a hit take a hit" they chant on.
PAUL
Fucking peer pressure doesn't work for me.
Dan puts it right in Alex's face and waves it around.
DAN
You know you want some. It's okay Paul, I'm weed, i'll make everything better!
PAUL
Dude, I'm seriousely good.
ALEX
Buzz kill.
DAN
For real.
ALEX
Quit boss hogging that fucking join ya mook, pass that shit.
Dan passes it to Alex.
alex takes a hit.
ALEX
Ah, this is the stuff dreams are made of.
DAN
Remember that scene from Halloween where those girls were smoking weed in the car and that girls father is a cop and he talks to them right after they finish smoking.
ALEX
Yeah, what about it?
DAN
That was a cool movie.
PAUL
Dude, do you know how retarted you sound right now?
DAN
Not as retarted as your face.
Alex starts cracking up and so is dan.
ALEX
That was a good one!
PAUL
And you wonder why i want to stop smoking weed.
theres some one to the side of the road wanting a lift.
DAN
Hey look a hitchhiker. Lets pick her up.
ALEX
And fuck her.
DAN
That's what i was thinking.
PAUL
god you two are idiots, i'm not going to pick her up.
DAN
Cmon man.
PAUL
Well we already passed her up.
DAN
Turn around.
ALEX
Yeah, turn around.
PAUL
god damnit can yall please just shut the fuck up and let me drive.
Go to the hitchhiker.
She's still waiting.
Some one grabs her from behind and pulls her into the woods behind her.
in the woods you see the killer dragging the girl, he ties her up to a tree. and takes a knife up to her throat and slices.... blood pours down her throat. The killer walks on.
Back to the car.
DAN
I'm bored, why do we have to work so far... Turn on the radio.
PAUL
Yeah so i don't have to listen to yall any more.
Paul turns it on and the radio says
"A Crazed Mass Murderer has escaped from the Doc Brown Hospital last night, if possible stay in your homes and lock all your doors."
DAN
BOOOORING
Dan changes the station to some rock or rap and started banging his head to the music.
they finally reach the mall.
They get out the car.
DAN
Alright Alex text me when you go on lunch and i'll go on lunch...
ALEX
Alright.
PAUL
Just come get me when yall go on break.
ALEX
You need to get a cell phone man.
DAN
Yeah dude, like everyone has a cell phone, my grandma has a cell phone and my 2 year old brother has one.
PAUL
So I don't have a cell phone, big deal.
DAN
It is a big deal, what would you do if some girls like trying to give you her number, and you fumble around and pull out a piece of paper instead of a phone. Think about it. You'll look stupid.
PAUL
There's no reason to own a cell phone when i'm with yall all the time and always near a phone.
DAN
You'll find it alot more convienient.
ALEX
Yeah dude, it's like populare to have one or something.
PAUL
Hah, ok, i gotta get to work, so do yall...
DAN
Man its kinda cool we made our scheduel so we can all work at the same time.
ALEX
I just want this to be over with so we can play some video games and shit.
DAN
Yeah like Halo 3. YOU GOT OWNED!
ALEX in a high pitched voice
You got owned!
DAN
You got owned
PAUL
Ok yall are fucking annoying when i'm not high.
Paul walks off to the mall.
dan and alex shrug and walk off to the mall also.
cut to the woods, we see the killers feet (he's wearing boots or something) and he's walking in the woods. the woods finally end and you see houses. tudah, he made it into the subburds oh no!
cut to a girls room.
Girl grabs her phone and dials. No one answeres.
GIRL
God damnit Paul.
another girl walks into the room...
GIRL 2
Not home Sarah?
SARAH
Is he ever?
GIRL 2
you should just break up with him.
SARAH
Iv been thinking about it, and going out with Josh.
GIRL 2
Josh is soooo sexy.
SARAH
I know he likes me, especially the way he looks at me at work.
sarah's windows are open and the killer walks past the window. make sure its humorouse.
GIRL 2
You should really date josh....
SARAH
I think I will. I'm tired of dating a pot head who always forgets.
GIRL 2
what does he forget?
SARAH
My birthday, month anneverserys. and on valentines day he made me a card that looked like it took him 2 seconds to make.
GIRL 2
Bastard! You need some one better than that.Sexier than that, and if your not going to go after Josh I am.
SARAH
Alright... I'm going to see what he's up too!
GIRL 2
Oh yeah?
Sarah grabs the phone and walks out the room. Girl 2 walks toward the window to close it and a hand grabs her and pulls her out of the window. She's on the ground screaming, and the killers foot comes down and smashes her head.
he drags her away by the feet.
Sarah walked back in the room and see no ones there.
SARAH
Ashley?
She just shrugs it off. and moves the phone back to her face.
SARAH
So yes, anyway, tonight sounds great. Can't wait.
Sarah hangs up and smiles.
go back to the mall. Paul Alex and Dan are all walking out.
DAN
I swear, i thought i'd be at work forever.
ALEX
I know what you mean, look at me, I'm fucking sober.
DAN
So you ready to smoke Paul?
PAUL
Yall can, I'm good.
They get in the car.
go to the car driving, dan and alex are smoking now.
DAN
I wonder if that hitchhiker is still out there.
ALEX
If she is we better pick her up this time.
PAUL
OH SHIT
A mans infront of him on the road and paul steps on his breaks and stops.
The man comes up to the car.
MAN
You better get out of here, this place is CURSED I TELL YOU! CURSED! He's come back! Come back to his home!
pauls drives off...
DAN
Whaaat theee fuuuuck?
Alex giggles.
ALEX
Cursed I tell you, it's cursed!
PAUL
People are fucking nuts.
DAN
Did that really just happen?
PAUL
Yeah man, I mean shit, I'm used to bums coming up to the car asking for change, now there trying to curse people for money? What teh fuck is that shit.... Oh well.
cut to sarah in her room.
she has all these outfits everywhere...
SARAH
I have nothing to WEAR!!!!!
The ground is covered with clothes everywhere.
back to the car....
Paul stops infront of Sarah's house...
DAN
Wait... this isn't home.
PAUL
No, I just need to stop here right quick.
DAN
Where not at your girls house are we?
ALEX
Damn I hate that bitch!
PAUL
Stay right here...
Paul steps out the car, on the side of the house the killer is watching him.
paul walks to the house and rings the door bell, sarah answeres, she's all dressed up...
SARAH
Paul?
PAUL
Sarah...
SARAH
Look...
she pauses.
PAUL
Yes?
SARAH
Things are not working out for us...
back in the car.
DAN
It looks like she's breaking up with him.
ALEX
I don't think she's breaking up with him.
DAN
5 bucks says she is.
ALEX
Your on!
They look at them, and then Paul raises his hands as if he doesn't get why she's breaking up with him... he walks back to the car furiousely...
ALEX
What happened?
PAUL
She broke up with me.
ALEX
Damn
DAN
Yes! Pay me my money!
Alex goes in his wallet and gives dan a 5 dollar bill.
PAUL
Did yall just bet that she was breaking up with me?
DAN
No...
PAUL
fuck it... spark up a joint, i'm ready to smoke.
ALEX and DAN
YEAH!
Back at the house there playing Xbox 360 and there all playing and giggling...
PAUL
Killing SPREE!!!!
PAUL high pitched voice
Yooou gooot ooowned!
Paul giggles.
PAUL
Damn that was some good weed.... What kind was it?
ALEX
It was Keith's weed.
PAUL
Keith? He always has some good ass weed.
ALEX
Hah! I ended your killing spree! Victory toke!
Alex grabs the bong and hits it. The phone rings...
DAN
Not it!
PAUL
Not it!
Alex exhales the smoke
ALEX
Uncool.
Alex gets up and grabs the phone.
ALEX
Whos this?
PAUL to DAN
who the fuck says who's this when they answere the phone?
Dan shrugs.
Alex throws the phone at Paul
ALEX
It's for you it's Sarah, your x girlfriend.
PAUL
Hello.... Oh yeah? Ok... Bye...
DAN
Does she want you back?
PAUL
No she's coming back to get her stuff....
DAN
Oh... Hey Alex if they hook back up do i get my 5 bucks back?
ALEX
nope.
DAN
Damn...
Go to Sarah's.... Sarah walks to her car and jumps inside... she drives off, we see the killer is in the back seat not moving....
Sarah arrives at Pauls house. She gets out the car.
back inside the house Paul is taking a huge hit out of his pipe and he starts coughing... Dan and Alex point to the side and Sarah's there.
PAUL
Sarah? howed you get in?
SARAH
the door was cracked open....
PAUL
Got damnit DAN!
DAN
What?
PAUL
What if we get robbed?
Paul starts his stoner giggle.
and dan and alex join in.
SARAH
Just let me get my stuff...
PAUL
alright, follow me to my room.
outside a jogger is running... he reaches sarah's car when the back seat car door opens up and hits him, he falls down, the killer gets out of the car and starts hitting the guys face until he turns it into a bloody pulp.... he drags the body away to Paul's backyard.
back in side.
Alex and Dan are playing video games...
ALEX
I was watching Friday the 13th the other day and there's things that confused me.
DAN
Whats that?
ALEX
Well... Why does everyone run from jason, yet he always catches up? And why doens't anybody try and fight him back?
DAN
I don't know, maybe when your about to die you just want it to be over with already becides drawn out.
ALEX
Man, thats like some pylosphy ass shit right there.
DAN
I don't know where i come up with this shit, i just do...
ALEX
Speaking of Friday the 13th didn't they make a new one...
DAN
You know they made a new one...
ALEX
Was it any good?
DAN
Dude i spend all my time with you, how could i possibly have seen it without you knowing.
ALEX
Could sneak out at night like a bruce lee ninja.
DAN
I think you know I'm not a ninja.
ALEX
Secret Ninja.... You do own acouple of swords.
DAN
On that note imma load another bowl
Dan grabs an empty back out of his pocket.
DAN
Ah maaaan, this is bad.
ALEX
out?
DAN
Shiiiiit....
ALEX
the dealer only lives next door, go and get some more you lazy bastard.
DAN
Can you do it?
ALEX
Fuck no!
DAN
Fine.... I'll fucking do it I guess.... But I'm really ANGRY!
ALEX
What ever, be angry.
Dan smiles
DAN
Your an asshole.
Dan gets up slowly and walks out.
back to the bedroom with Paul and Sarah.
PAUL
Tell me Sarah, why'd you break up with me?
SARAH
Oh my god, i don't feel like having this conversation.
PAUL
Fuck that, seriously? why?
SARAH
well one, your always high! It would be nice to have a boy friend who can remember shit.
PAUL
I tried stopping!
SARAH
Please! You're high right now!
PAUL
Am not!
SARAH
Your eyes are as red as a bloody tampon! Trust me, I'm a woman, i should know.
PAUL
Can't we just end this in a good way?
SARAH
Pig!
PAUL
Cmon baby!
Back outside we see Dan infront of a house ringing the door bell.
DAN
Cmon ANSWERE!
The door finally opens, it's his dealer.
DEALER
Hey dude, cmon in.
Dan enters. There inside the house and Dan sits on the couch the dealer walks to the kitchen and gets a knife he comes to the couch with Dan.
DEALER
So what can I get you today?
The dealer uses the knife to split a philly blunt open.
DAN
Just a dime.
DEALER
That's it?
DAN
Yeah.
DEALER
Making my buisness bad, you used to be my top costumer, now all you do is come over for dimes and shit.
DAN
Yeah but i come atleast five times a day.
dealer laughs.
DEALER
True... You want to stay to smoke one right quick?
DAN
Sure, hey whats that?
Dan points at a shot needle on the Dealers table which is full of other drugs.
DEALER
Animal tranquilizers, get's you high as fuck upon contact and you can't move a muscle
DAN
And you actually do this?
DEALER
Hell no! I'm selling it, costumor said he'd pay more if it was already in a needle.
DAN
Is the needle clean?
DEALER
Hell no!
back to outside Pauls house, the killers standing right outside the door, we see the door is already cracked open, the dealer walks on in and Alex is taking a hit of his weed, the killer walks right past Alex who doesn't even notice he's there.
back in the room Paul is sitting down and Sarah is standing up right infront of him.
SARAH
Ok... Just this one last time for old times sake. But don't think anything about this, it's just a blow job.
PAUL
Will do.
Sarah lowers her body to Pauls crotch and right when she does that we see the killer is right behind her.
PAUL
Oh shit!
Rigth when paul says this the killer grabs Sarah off of him, and breaks her neck, Paul gets up quick and runs into the living room.
PAUL
ALEX THERE'S A KILLER IN THE HOUSE! RUN!!!
Alex exhales weed smoke.
ALEX
No more smokign for you, your getting all paranoid and shit.
PAUL
Let's get the fuck out of here!!!!
Paul runs out the house and alex stays sitting down. The killer enters the living room and Alex looks at him.
ALEX
Who are you? Fuck it, want a hit?
Alex offers the killer the bong. The killer stays still
ALEX
Whatever man, buzz kill.
Alex takes another hit and the killer walks closer, the killer grabs the bong out of alex's hand and lifts it up.
ALEX
What the fuck man1 You got ot wait your turn!
The killer then smashes the bong on alex's head breaking the bong, alex falls back to the couch and there's pieces of bong in his face.
ALEX
What the fuck MAN!
The killer takes what's rest of the shattered bong in his hand and stabs alex in the chest. Blood starts pouring out the end of the bong.
Outside Paul is in his car trying to start it up but it wont start.
PAUL
START!!!! What the fuck! START!
He notices under his wheel there's all these wires cut up.
Paul gets outside of his car and see's Dan walkling back to the house, he runs up to dan.
PAUL
Dan! I need to see your cell phone right now!
DAN
I left it in the house, right next to the house phone!
PAUL
God damnitm there's a killer in the house I need to call the cops right now!
DAN
Oh shut up.
Dan walks to the house and opens the door and see's Alex dead, he runs back out to Paul.
DAN
Alex is fucking dead!
PAUL
Quick lets go you ur dealers house to use his phone!
DAN
God damnit u for not having a cell! My Dealer will not go for us using his phone to call the cops! He has drugs everywhere!
at this point they both realize the killer is right enxt ot them and they run to the dealers house, the killer follows them slowly. There infront of the dealers door rinding the door bell fast.
DAN
Open the fuck up!!!
The dealer opens the door as soon as the killer is about to catch them, they run inside and close the door and lock it.
DEALER
What the hell man? I'm trying to run a buisness here.
Paul grabs a knife on the table that was right next to the cut up blunt and runs to the phone and call the cops.
PAUL
We need officers here right now!
DEALER
What the fuck!
PAUL
There's no time to explain! there's a killer after us! Just fucking hurry!
DEALER
Come on man! you can't be calling the cops over here, I can't be having them...
before he's able to finish his sentence the door suddenly swings open and the door slams on the dealer who is standing right next to it. Dan and paul run ot the kitchen and into the pantry.
The killer continues to swing the door on the dealer, crushing him until the dealer finally fallsand the door is angles right next t ohis head as the killer swings the door one last time open onto his head killing the dealer.
inside the closet.
PAUL
You think he knows were here?
DAN
I don't think so, but hopefully the cops will hurry up.
PAUL
Well if he does find out were in here, heres the knife.
Paul hands the knife to Dan.
DAN
Wait, why the fuck do I have the knife? I don't want to stab him! You do it.
Dan tries handing the knife back to paul but he rejects it.
DAN
Look! There's no way I'd stab him, I'm to afraid!
PAUL
And you think i'm not? I never stabed any one in my life, I don't even know where to stab him at!
DAN
Stab him in the head!
PAUL
Who are you George A Romero? And what if i miss?
DAN
Dude, I'm way to stoned to be doing this. There's no way i'd be able to stab him!
The closet door swings open and Dan and Paul look directly at the killer.
Dan does a fake laugh "hehehe."
The killer grabs Paul by the neck and runs past them.
The killer squeezes harder as Paul tries beating on the killers chest with his two fists.
Dan's in the living room, he notices the animal tranquilizers and grabs it. He runs back to the killer and Paul takes his last breath. Before the killer drops Paul you hear Dan say....
DAN
Here's a full shot of animal tranquilizer you fuck!
Dan sticks him with the needle and backs off. The killer throws Paul back into the closet, where paul lays bleeding from the mouth, dead. The killer starts walking closer to Dan. Dan grips the knife in his hand a little tighter. The killer starts to stumple in his steps. Dan rushes him and stick the knife into his chest, blood flies out, and the killer falls to the ground. Dan repeatidly starts stabing him and stabing him until blood flies EVERYWHERE. Dans face is covered in blood, he finally gets up from stabing him, and kicks the killer on the side and spits on him.
DAN
That's for killing all my friends you bastard!
He takes the knife out of the killer and walks outside. Ther'es blood all over him and the moment he walks out the door you hear....
COPS
FREEZ! DROP THE WEAPON!
Dan is surrounded by cop cars. He then freezes infront of the door and drops the knife.[
FADE TO BLACK
Show the outside of the police department.
Now inside the department Dan is sitting down wraped in a blanket, there's a table infront of him, and a cop is on the other side.
COP
So... tell me what happened again.
DAN
Why? You don't believe me do you?
COP
No, infact we are pretty positive who the attacker was.
DAN
Who?!
COP
A guy named Alex Larson, he escaped from the Doc Brown Mental Hospital last night.
DAN
Well, this guy was fucking crazy, but how could you be pretty sure and not absolutly positive! He's laying dead in the living room right now.
COP
You see, that's the part of the story I don't get. There was only one body in the living room and according to you that body was your pot dealer.
DAN
No, he has to be there! I stabed him multiple times in the chest!
Dan looks up and to the side.
DAN
If he's not there... then... He's still out there.....
cut to the woods where we see the back of the killer walking away.
THE END
i got the idea when i thought what if cheech and chong were in a movie where a killers after em. hope ya enjoy. some spelling errors.
EXT outside.
A girls running fast, as fast as her feet can carry her. There's a man behind her with a mask on. She trips.
she tries to get back up, but b4 she does the guys right behind her. He takes a stick from the ground and stabs it through her throat
TEXAS SLASHER
Open in on Paul sleeping, his alarm clock rings.He gets up slowly and tiredly.
In the living room his two other friends are passed out on the couch with a bong between them. Paul walks up to them.
PAUL
Dan, Alex, wake up, time for work...
Alex opens his eyes and takes a rip from the bong.
ALEX
20 more minutes.
Alex closes his eyes.
PAUL
Thats what you told me 20 minutes ago, wake the fuck up, we have to go now!
ALEX
Ah man....
Alex nudges Dan...
DAN
What?
His eyes open to slits.
ALEX
Work...
DAN
Again?
ALEX
Yeah man.
DAN
Shiiiiiit.
PAUL
Also, you forgot to close and lock the door last night Dan.
DAN
Ugggghhh don't nag me this early mom.
Now were in the car, there smoking a joint in the car.
DAN
Pass that shit fucker.
Alex passes it to Dan
he takes some hits then tries to pass it to Paul, Paul refuses.
DAN
Why have you been refusing so much lately, are you quiting.
PAUL
No, i'm just stopping for a lil.
ALEX
oh thats gay. Cmon, take a hit. Take a hit.
Dan joins in the chant "take a hit take a hit" they chant on.
PAUL
Fucking peer pressure doesn't work for me.
Dan puts it right in Alex's face and waves it around.
DAN
You know you want some. It's okay Paul, I'm weed, i'll make everything better!
PAUL
Dude, I'm seriousely good.
ALEX
Buzz kill.
DAN
For real.
ALEX
Quit boss hogging that fucking join ya mook, pass that shit.
Dan passes it to Alex.
alex takes a hit.
ALEX
Ah, this is the stuff dreams are made of.
DAN
Remember that scene from Halloween where those girls were smoking weed in the car and that girls father is a cop and he talks to them right after they finish smoking.
ALEX
Yeah, what about it?
DAN
That was a cool movie.
PAUL
Dude, do you know how retarted you sound right now?
DAN
Not as retarted as your face.
Alex starts cracking up and so is dan.
ALEX
That was a good one!
PAUL
And you wonder why i want to stop smoking weed.
theres some one to the side of the road wanting a lift.
DAN
Hey look a hitchhiker. Lets pick her up.
ALEX
And fuck her.
DAN
That's what i was thinking.
PAUL
god you two are idiots, i'm not going to pick her up.
DAN
Cmon man.
PAUL
Well we already passed her up.
DAN
Turn around.
ALEX
Yeah, turn around.
PAUL
god damnit can yall please just shut the fuck up and let me drive.
Go to the hitchhiker.
She's still waiting.
Some one grabs her from behind and pulls her into the woods behind her.
in the woods you see the killer dragging the girl, he ties her up to a tree. and takes a knife up to her throat and slices.... blood pours down her throat. The killer walks on.
Back to the car.
DAN
I'm bored, why do we have to work so far... Turn on the radio.
PAUL
Yeah so i don't have to listen to yall any more.
Paul turns it on and the radio says
"A Crazed Mass Murderer has escaped from the Doc Brown Hospital last night, if possible stay in your homes and lock all your doors."
DAN
BOOOORING
Dan changes the station to some rock or rap and started banging his head to the music.
they finally reach the mall.
They get out the car.
DAN
Alright Alex text me when you go on lunch and i'll go on lunch...
ALEX
Alright.
PAUL
Just come get me when yall go on break.
ALEX
You need to get a cell phone man.
DAN
Yeah dude, like everyone has a cell phone, my grandma has a cell phone and my 2 year old brother has one.
PAUL
So I don't have a cell phone, big deal.
DAN
It is a big deal, what would you do if some girls like trying to give you her number, and you fumble around and pull out a piece of paper instead of a phone. Think about it. You'll look stupid.
PAUL
There's no reason to own a cell phone when i'm with yall all the time and always near a phone.
DAN
You'll find it alot more convienient.
ALEX
Yeah dude, it's like populare to have one or something.
PAUL
Hah, ok, i gotta get to work, so do yall...
DAN
Man its kinda cool we made our scheduel so we can all work at the same time.
ALEX
I just want this to be over with so we can play some video games and shit.
DAN
Yeah like Halo 3. YOU GOT OWNED!
ALEX in a high pitched voice
You got owned!
DAN
You got owned
PAUL
Ok yall are fucking annoying when i'm not high.
Paul walks off to the mall.
dan and alex shrug and walk off to the mall also.
cut to the woods, we see the killers feet (he's wearing boots or something) and he's walking in the woods. the woods finally end and you see houses. tudah, he made it into the subburds oh no!
cut to a girls room.
Girl grabs her phone and dials. No one answeres.
GIRL
God damnit Paul.
another girl walks into the room...
GIRL 2
Not home Sarah?
SARAH
Is he ever?
GIRL 2
you should just break up with him.
SARAH
Iv been thinking about it, and going out with Josh.
GIRL 2
Josh is soooo sexy.
SARAH
I know he likes me, especially the way he looks at me at work.
sarah's windows are open and the killer walks past the window. make sure its humorouse.
GIRL 2
You should really date josh....
SARAH
I think I will. I'm tired of dating a pot head who always forgets.
GIRL 2
what does he forget?
SARAH
My birthday, month anneverserys. and on valentines day he made me a card that looked like it took him 2 seconds to make.
GIRL 2
Bastard! You need some one better than that.Sexier than that, and if your not going to go after Josh I am.
SARAH
Alright... I'm going to see what he's up too!
GIRL 2
Oh yeah?
Sarah grabs the phone and walks out the room. Girl 2 walks toward the window to close it and a hand grabs her and pulls her out of the window. She's on the ground screaming, and the killers foot comes down and smashes her head.
he drags her away by the feet.
Sarah walked back in the room and see no ones there.
SARAH
Ashley?
She just shrugs it off. and moves the phone back to her face.
SARAH
So yes, anyway, tonight sounds great. Can't wait.
Sarah hangs up and smiles.
go back to the mall. Paul Alex and Dan are all walking out.
DAN
I swear, i thought i'd be at work forever.
ALEX
I know what you mean, look at me, I'm fucking sober.
DAN
So you ready to smoke Paul?
PAUL
Yall can, I'm good.
They get in the car.
go to the car driving, dan and alex are smoking now.
DAN
I wonder if that hitchhiker is still out there.
ALEX
If she is we better pick her up this time.
PAUL
OH SHIT
A mans infront of him on the road and paul steps on his breaks and stops.
The man comes up to the car.
MAN
You better get out of here, this place is CURSED I TELL YOU! CURSED! He's come back! Come back to his home!
pauls drives off...
DAN
Whaaat theee fuuuuck?
Alex giggles.
ALEX
Cursed I tell you, it's cursed!
PAUL
People are fucking nuts.
DAN
Did that really just happen?
PAUL
Yeah man, I mean shit, I'm used to bums coming up to the car asking for change, now there trying to curse people for money? What teh fuck is that shit.... Oh well.
cut to sarah in her room.
she has all these outfits everywhere...
SARAH
I have nothing to WEAR!!!!!
The ground is covered with clothes everywhere.
back to the car....
Paul stops infront of Sarah's house...
DAN
Wait... this isn't home.
PAUL
No, I just need to stop here right quick.
DAN
Where not at your girls house are we?
ALEX
Damn I hate that bitch!
PAUL
Stay right here...
Paul steps out the car, on the side of the house the killer is watching him.
paul walks to the house and rings the door bell, sarah answeres, she's all dressed up...
SARAH
Paul?
PAUL
Sarah...
SARAH
Look...
she pauses.
PAUL
Yes?
SARAH
Things are not working out for us...
back in the car.
DAN
It looks like she's breaking up with him.
ALEX
I don't think she's breaking up with him.
DAN
5 bucks says she is.
ALEX
Your on!
They look at them, and then Paul raises his hands as if he doesn't get why she's breaking up with him... he walks back to the car furiousely...
ALEX
What happened?
PAUL
She broke up with me.
ALEX
Damn
DAN
Yes! Pay me my money!
Alex goes in his wallet and gives dan a 5 dollar bill.
PAUL
Did yall just bet that she was breaking up with me?
DAN
No...
PAUL
fuck it... spark up a joint, i'm ready to smoke.
ALEX and DAN
YEAH!
Back at the house there playing Xbox 360 and there all playing and giggling...
PAUL
Killing SPREE!!!!
PAUL high pitched voice
Yooou gooot ooowned!
Paul giggles.
PAUL
Damn that was some good weed.... What kind was it?
ALEX
It was Keith's weed.
PAUL
Keith? He always has some good ass weed.
ALEX
Hah! I ended your killing spree! Victory toke!
Alex grabs the bong and hits it. The phone rings...
DAN
Not it!
PAUL
Not it!
Alex exhales the smoke
ALEX
Uncool.
Alex gets up and grabs the phone.
ALEX
Whos this?
PAUL to DAN
who the fuck says who's this when they answere the phone?
Dan shrugs.
Alex throws the phone at Paul
ALEX
It's for you it's Sarah, your x girlfriend.
PAUL
Hello.... Oh yeah? Ok... Bye...
DAN
Does she want you back?
PAUL
No she's coming back to get her stuff....
DAN
Oh... Hey Alex if they hook back up do i get my 5 bucks back?
ALEX
nope.
DAN
Damn...
Go to Sarah's.... Sarah walks to her car and jumps inside... she drives off, we see the killer is in the back seat not moving....
Sarah arrives at Pauls house. She gets out the car.
back inside the house Paul is taking a huge hit out of his pipe and he starts coughing... Dan and Alex point to the side and Sarah's there.
PAUL
Sarah? howed you get in?
SARAH
the door was cracked open....
PAUL
Got damnit DAN!
DAN
What?
PAUL
What if we get robbed?
Paul starts his stoner giggle.
and dan and alex join in.
SARAH
Just let me get my stuff...
PAUL
alright, follow me to my room.
outside a jogger is running... he reaches sarah's car when the back seat car door opens up and hits him, he falls down, the killer gets out of the car and starts hitting the guys face until he turns it into a bloody pulp.... he drags the body away to Paul's backyard.
back in side.
Alex and Dan are playing video games...
ALEX
I was watching Friday the 13th the other day and there's things that confused me.
DAN
Whats that?
ALEX
Well... Why does everyone run from jason, yet he always catches up? And why doens't anybody try and fight him back?
DAN
I don't know, maybe when your about to die you just want it to be over with already becides drawn out.
ALEX
Man, thats like some pylosphy ass shit right there.
DAN
I don't know where i come up with this shit, i just do...
ALEX
Speaking of Friday the 13th didn't they make a new one...
DAN
You know they made a new one...
ALEX
Was it any good?
DAN
Dude i spend all my time with you, how could i possibly have seen it without you knowing.
ALEX
Could sneak out at night like a bruce lee ninja.
DAN
I think you know I'm not a ninja.
ALEX
Secret Ninja.... You do own acouple of swords.
DAN
On that note imma load another bowl
Dan grabs an empty back out of his pocket.
DAN
Ah maaaan, this is bad.
ALEX
out?
DAN
Shiiiiit....
ALEX
the dealer only lives next door, go and get some more you lazy bastard.
DAN
Can you do it?
ALEX
Fuck no!
DAN
Fine.... I'll fucking do it I guess.... But I'm really ANGRY!
ALEX
What ever, be angry.
Dan smiles
DAN
Your an asshole.
Dan gets up slowly and walks out.
back to the bedroom with Paul and Sarah.
PAUL
Tell me Sarah, why'd you break up with me?
SARAH
Oh my god, i don't feel like having this conversation.
PAUL
Fuck that, seriously? why?
SARAH
well one, your always high! It would be nice to have a boy friend who can remember shit.
PAUL
I tried stopping!
SARAH
Please! You're high right now!
PAUL
Am not!
SARAH
Your eyes are as red as a bloody tampon! Trust me, I'm a woman, i should know.
PAUL
Can't we just end this in a good way?
SARAH
Pig!
PAUL
Cmon baby!
Back outside we see Dan infront of a house ringing the door bell.
DAN
Cmon ANSWERE!
The door finally opens, it's his dealer.
DEALER
Hey dude, cmon in.
Dan enters. There inside the house and Dan sits on the couch the dealer walks to the kitchen and gets a knife he comes to the couch with Dan.
DEALER
So what can I get you today?
The dealer uses the knife to split a philly blunt open.
DAN
Just a dime.
DEALER
That's it?
DAN
Yeah.
DEALER
Making my buisness bad, you used to be my top costumer, now all you do is come over for dimes and shit.
DAN
Yeah but i come atleast five times a day.
dealer laughs.
DEALER
True... You want to stay to smoke one right quick?
DAN
Sure, hey whats that?
Dan points at a shot needle on the Dealers table which is full of other drugs.
DEALER
Animal tranquilizers, get's you high as fuck upon contact and you can't move a muscle
DAN
And you actually do this?
DEALER
Hell no! I'm selling it, costumor said he'd pay more if it was already in a needle.
DAN
Is the needle clean?
DEALER
Hell no!
back to outside Pauls house, the killers standing right outside the door, we see the door is already cracked open, the dealer walks on in and Alex is taking a hit of his weed, the killer walks right past Alex who doesn't even notice he's there.
back in the room Paul is sitting down and Sarah is standing up right infront of him.
SARAH
Ok... Just this one last time for old times sake. But don't think anything about this, it's just a blow job.
PAUL
Will do.
Sarah lowers her body to Pauls crotch and right when she does that we see the killer is right behind her.
PAUL
Oh shit!
Rigth when paul says this the killer grabs Sarah off of him, and breaks her neck, Paul gets up quick and runs into the living room.
PAUL
ALEX THERE'S A KILLER IN THE HOUSE! RUN!!!
Alex exhales weed smoke.
ALEX
No more smokign for you, your getting all paranoid and shit.
PAUL
Let's get the fuck out of here!!!!
Paul runs out the house and alex stays sitting down. The killer enters the living room and Alex looks at him.
ALEX
Who are you? Fuck it, want a hit?
Alex offers the killer the bong. The killer stays still
ALEX
Whatever man, buzz kill.
Alex takes another hit and the killer walks closer, the killer grabs the bong out of alex's hand and lifts it up.
ALEX
What the fuck man1 You got ot wait your turn!
The killer then smashes the bong on alex's head breaking the bong, alex falls back to the couch and there's pieces of bong in his face.
ALEX
What the fuck MAN!
The killer takes what's rest of the shattered bong in his hand and stabs alex in the chest. Blood starts pouring out the end of the bong.
Outside Paul is in his car trying to start it up but it wont start.
PAUL
START!!!! What the fuck! START!
He notices under his wheel there's all these wires cut up.
Paul gets outside of his car and see's Dan walkling back to the house, he runs up to dan.
PAUL
Dan! I need to see your cell phone right now!
DAN
I left it in the house, right next to the house phone!
PAUL
God damnitm there's a killer in the house I need to call the cops right now!
DAN
Oh shut up.
Dan walks to the house and opens the door and see's Alex dead, he runs back out to Paul.
DAN
Alex is fucking dead!
PAUL
Quick lets go you ur dealers house to use his phone!
DAN
God damnit u for not having a cell! My Dealer will not go for us using his phone to call the cops! He has drugs everywhere!
at this point they both realize the killer is right enxt ot them and they run to the dealers house, the killer follows them slowly. There infront of the dealers door rinding the door bell fast.
DAN
Open the fuck up!!!
The dealer opens the door as soon as the killer is about to catch them, they run inside and close the door and lock it.
DEALER
What the hell man? I'm trying to run a buisness here.
Paul grabs a knife on the table that was right next to the cut up blunt and runs to the phone and call the cops.
PAUL
We need officers here right now!
DEALER
What the fuck!
PAUL
There's no time to explain! there's a killer after us! Just fucking hurry!
DEALER
Come on man! you can't be calling the cops over here, I can't be having them...
before he's able to finish his sentence the door suddenly swings open and the door slams on the dealer who is standing right next to it. Dan and paul run ot the kitchen and into the pantry.
The killer continues to swing the door on the dealer, crushing him until the dealer finally fallsand the door is angles right next t ohis head as the killer swings the door one last time open onto his head killing the dealer.
inside the closet.
PAUL
You think he knows were here?
DAN
I don't think so, but hopefully the cops will hurry up.
PAUL
Well if he does find out were in here, heres the knife.
Paul hands the knife to Dan.
DAN
Wait, why the fuck do I have the knife? I don't want to stab him! You do it.
Dan tries handing the knife back to paul but he rejects it.
DAN
Look! There's no way I'd stab him, I'm to afraid!
PAUL
And you think i'm not? I never stabed any one in my life, I don't even know where to stab him at!
DAN
Stab him in the head!
PAUL
Who are you George A Romero? And what if i miss?
DAN
Dude, I'm way to stoned to be doing this. There's no way i'd be able to stab him!
The closet door swings open and Dan and Paul look directly at the killer.
Dan does a fake laugh "hehehe."
The killer grabs Paul by the neck and runs past them.
The killer squeezes harder as Paul tries beating on the killers chest with his two fists.
Dan's in the living room, he notices the animal tranquilizers and grabs it. He runs back to the killer and Paul takes his last breath. Before the killer drops Paul you hear Dan say....
DAN
Here's a full shot of animal tranquilizer you fuck!
Dan sticks him with the needle and backs off. The killer throws Paul back into the closet, where paul lays bleeding from the mouth, dead. The killer starts walking closer to Dan. Dan grips the knife in his hand a little tighter. The killer starts to stumple in his steps. Dan rushes him and stick the knife into his chest, blood flies out, and the killer falls to the ground. Dan repeatidly starts stabing him and stabing him until blood flies EVERYWHERE. Dans face is covered in blood, he finally gets up from stabing him, and kicks the killer on the side and spits on him.
DAN
That's for killing all my friends you bastard!
He takes the knife out of the killer and walks outside. Ther'es blood all over him and the moment he walks out the door you hear....
COPS
FREEZ! DROP THE WEAPON!
Dan is surrounded by cop cars. He then freezes infront of the door and drops the knife.[
FADE TO BLACK
Show the outside of the police department.
Now inside the department Dan is sitting down wraped in a blanket, there's a table infront of him, and a cop is on the other side.
COP
So... tell me what happened again.
DAN
Why? You don't believe me do you?
COP
No, infact we are pretty positive who the attacker was.
DAN
Who?!
COP
A guy named Alex Larson, he escaped from the Doc Brown Mental Hospital last night.
DAN
Well, this guy was fucking crazy, but how could you be pretty sure and not absolutly positive! He's laying dead in the living room right now.
COP
You see, that's the part of the story I don't get. There was only one body in the living room and according to you that body was your pot dealer.
DAN
No, he has to be there! I stabed him multiple times in the chest!
Dan looks up and to the side.
DAN
If he's not there... then... He's still out there.....
cut to the woods where we see the back of the killer walking away.
THE END