Throwaway Lines

[Darkgod]

Looking for your favorite throw away lines.... not the popular ones, but the ones that are just said and are either cool or funny. Either from a current movie your watching, or one you know.

From Club Dread

" Nah man she's up front now that Amy Aerobics died... shes the new Amy Aerobics."

" Wait Amy Aerobics died... what did she die of"

" It wasn't a fat ass, I tell you that."

I'll put more but thats it for now.

[Darkgod]

" We have no boats"

NO BOATS?

" It looked like it was driving itself"

DRIVING ITSELF?

" Well it wasn't sure as hell chewed out by jungle rats"

WE HAVE JUNGLE RATS?


Also club dread

[woodenheart]

I don't know if these are popular but I love this line
'' I could come and find you, kick your ass and throw you out of your own party. What do you think about that, dickhead?''
John McClane..Live Free Die Hard

''I can lay you out and fill your mouth with your mother's feces, or we can talk.''
Lucifer..The Prophecy

[FrighT MasteR]

Watchin Revenge of the Ninja and found this line completely hilarious:

"I just want you to teach me the way..."
"Well, if you wanna work out, you forgot your pants!"
"Do you really think I forgot?"

:mhehe:

[strtfghtr]

revenge of the ninja that 80's ninja movie?! I love those movies!

[FrighT MasteR]

Yup. My first time seeing it :mhehe:

[FrighT MasteR]

Lieutenant Dire: "You talk to me, you son of a bitch. Now somebody's muscling in and I want to know who the FUCK it is."
Chifano: "That's my bag of apples."
Lieutenant Dire: "And mine."
Chifano: "Bullshit!!"

:mhehe:

[strtfghtr]

enter the ninja is the "first" in that series, sweet ninja movie.

I was on an 80's ninja "kick" earlier in the year

Great line from it:
So who are you going to kill next, Mr. Ninja?

My friend, a ninja doesn't kill. He eliminates and only for defensive purposes

[Lemmywinks]

Watchin Revenge of the Ninja and found this line completely hilarious:

"I just want you to teach me the way..."
"Well, if you wanna work out, you forgot your pants!"
"Do you really think I forgot?"

:mhehe:

Classic. One of the great action flicks of the 80's. I got one:

"Tonight i'm drunk. Tomorrow i'll be sober,but he'll always be a faggot."
Jean Claud Van Damme from Double Impact.

[KING]

"You're all the same the lot of you, with your long hair and faggot clothes. Drugs, sex, every sort of filth! And you hate the Police don't you?"

"You make it easy"


- Let Sleeping Corpses Lie

[choptop2]

"Marge are you hiding other men in this house? Radioactive men?!?

[Cobretti]

Arnold: Phased plasma rifle in the forty watt range.

Gun store clerk: Hey, just what you see, pal.

[Titanosaurus]

From the movie "Ricochet."
Parole Board Official: Mr. Blake, what will you do if you get out of prison?
Blake: [thinking] Well, I guess, Mr. Chairman, that first I'll pay a visit to your house.
Parole Board Official: To thank me, I suppose?
Blake: No... to fuck your wife. And your daughter. Hell, maybe even your dog.

From the movie "Survivng the Game".
Doc Hawkins: [has the upper hand against Mason, in a life-or-death brawl right outside the hunting lodge, which is now on fire] ... I like my meat RARE!
Jack Mason: [suddenly tricks Hawkins and throws him into the lodge's trophy room, which is stocked with "flammables." A second later, the room explodes and the entire lodge follows suit] ... Try well-done, Bitch!

[strtfghtr]

surviving the game :rockin:

[koolmike]

Great site for shit like this:

http://www.masterpiece-movie-lines.com/index.html