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Sutter Kane
07-29-2009, 07:14 AM
Robot attacked Swedish factory worker



A Swedish company has been fined 25,000 kronor ($3,000) after a malfunctioning robot attacked and almost killed one of its workers at a factory north of Stockholm.
Public prosecutor Leif Johansson mulled pressing charges against the firm but eventually opted to settle for a fine.

"I've never heard of a robot attacking somebody like this," he told news agency TT.

The incident took place in June 2007 at a factory in Bålsta, north of Stockholm, when the industrial worker was trying to carry out maintenance on a defective machine generally used to lift heavy rocks. Thinking he had cut off the power supply, the man approached the robot with no sense of trepidation.

But the robot suddenly came to life and grabbed a tight hold of the victim's head. The man succeeded in defending himself but not before suffering serious injuries.

"The man was very lucky. He broke four ribs and came close to losing his life," said Leif Johansson.

The matter was subject to an investigation by both the Swedish Work Environment Authority (Arbetsmiljöverket) and the police.

Prosecutor Johansson chastised the company for its inadequate safety procedures but he also placed part of the blame on the injured worker.
Skynet has become self-aware. Don't sleep on this.
:soldier::zombfire:
FrighT MasteR
07-29-2009, 07:36 AM
Pesky robots :shakefist:
WarBeast
07-29-2009, 07:44 AM
Pfft! You call this a robot attack?

Wait till the Japanese unleash their Giant Robot Army on the world...

...mark my words... it is coming...
Toby
07-29-2009, 10:44 AM
Pfft! You call this a robot attack?

Wait till the Japanese unleash their Giant Robot Army on the world...

...mark my words... it is coming...

I know it, I know it...
Dr. Phibes
07-29-2009, 11:00 AM
The guy should have made sure the power was cut. I'm sure that there's an SOP on that. They ought to fine him.
Sutter Kane
07-29-2009, 11:54 AM
Pfft! You call this a robot attack?

Wait till the Japanese unleash their Giant Robot Army on the world...

...mark my words... it is coming...

The Japanese will be far too busy having sex with their Robots to take over the world.
Darkgod
07-29-2009, 12:00 PM
LOL, dressing their robots up in sailor moon ooutfits
Sutter Kane
07-29-2009, 12:07 PM
http://nimg.sulekha.com/Others/original700/japan-girl-robot-2009-3-16-5-1-51.jpg
:sex:
FrighT MasteR
07-29-2009, 02:44 PM
:stare:
DMHead777
07-29-2009, 02:55 PM
25,000 kronor is only 3 thousand bucks American?
WarBeast
07-30-2009, 01:27 AM
The Japanese will be far too busy having sex with their Robots to take over the world.

You poor silly niave fool! Of COURSE they will be busy getting it on with their sex-bots, all the while, their giant robot army will be laying waste to the rest of the planet...

... laugh if you wish...

but it's gonna happen...
satanocat
07-31-2009, 06:54 PM
saw something on tv about a guy who made a robot that runs on a track and brings you a cooler full of beer at a designated time every day. god forbid that one goes haywire and brings me my beer too soon
Sutter Kane
07-31-2009, 07:04 PM
http://www.beerschool.com/wp-content/uploads/r2beer2.jpg

You might be talking about R2beer2
satanocat
08-02-2009, 07:04 PM
no that wasnt the one but it would be damn sweet to have!!!!!!
SkullBat308
08-02-2009, 07:48 PM
http://www.beerschool.com/wp-content/uploads/r2beer2.jpg

You might be talking about R2beer2

THAT IS AMAZING
Sutter Kane
08-27-2009, 12:10 PM
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The Japanese have televised the first "kiss" between two Robots. Glad to know they have their priorities straight. Two points:

1. This is creepy as hell
2. This can only go bad when Skynet becomes self aware and Rapebots join Terminators in our future war against The Machines.
strtfghtr
08-27-2009, 12:19 PM
rapebots :hmmm:
BigFatOgre
08-27-2009, 03:22 PM
Perhaps some day robots will be able to fornicate and procreate (procreation will involve nanobot infused sperm creating an embriotic robotron that, once 'born', absorbs out of date technology to reform it inot a robotic nightmare.)
koolmike
08-27-2009, 03:43 PM
Sounds to me like the worker ran into ANGRYBOT:

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Dr. Phibes
08-27-2009, 03:58 PM
Gods-damn Cylons!
koolmike
08-27-2009, 04:03 PM
Gods-damn Cylons!

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Sutter Kane
08-27-2009, 06:11 PM
rapebots :hmmm:

http://www.a-f-r.net/gallery/d/19-1/robot_sex.jpg
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