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Darkgod
08-09-2009, 11:56 PM
Basically the great George Carlin's bit.... People you can do without.....
1. People who say we... and try to include you. For example: IM on a bus coming from a wedding, and someone says they want such and such politician to get nominated... and this doofus stands up and says " no we... want such and such" . I hate when someone tries including you in something they want.
2. Anne Coulter
3. People who all of a sudden become shitty drivers when it rains
cmurdur
08-10-2009, 12:06 AM
People who feel the need to read signs out loud whenever they walk by them. We all can read, there's no need for you to read it for the rest of us.
Darkgod
08-10-2009, 12:10 AM
LOL... so true
DMHead777
08-10-2009, 12:49 AM
-Women who put makeup on while driving, seen it multiple times.
-If I'm driving 10mph over the speed limit and someone passes me, and gives me a dirty look.
-Douche bags at the gym who work out in cocked hats and dress jeans
-People who live in America, who can't speak English, and gets mad at you because you cannot understand them.
FrighT MasteR
08-10-2009, 01:07 AM
steelba :shifty:
Nightmares
08-10-2009, 01:29 AM
:stare:
1)People who wait at the last minute to write out a check in line at any store/gas station.
2)Credit card users who dont know how to use the cc machine,and create long lines.
3)Ex's...once youre gone,stay gone.
DMHead777
08-10-2009, 02:04 AM
When I'm driving and people touch my radio.
Nightmares
08-10-2009, 02:25 AM
When I'm driving and people touch my radio.
thats a straight up ass kicking there.
DMHead777
08-10-2009, 03:07 AM
thats a straight up ass kicking there.
One time I was driving and listening to the radio and it was a commercial. There was an accident a few lanes over and my friend touches my radio. I then go by and start raising hell. She was like, "It was just a commercial" and I said..that's not the point. She then got silent and I felt like a dick, but bitch better learn real quick.
Nightmares
08-10-2009, 03:40 AM
people like this(beware)
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FrighT MasteR
08-10-2009, 03:44 AM
:spit:
Nightmares
08-10-2009, 04:02 AM
What the fuck! :shakes:
you should visit the chatbox more often amigo :whew:
FrighT MasteR
08-10-2009, 04:04 AM
Yup, those are his real videos :whew:
132 Subscribers :suicide:
Nightmares
08-10-2009, 04:07 AM
:whew:
FrighT MasteR
08-10-2009, 04:49 AM
132 Subscribers :suicide:
All him under different accounts :stare:
Ferox13
08-10-2009, 06:09 AM
People i can do without:
1) Convicted Child Murders who bring more than 1o items to the express lane.
2) 3rd world dictators who answer their cell phone in the cinema
3) Gingers :-)
Nightmares
08-10-2009, 06:15 AM
All him under different accounts :stare:
I dont doubt that at all
woodenheart
08-10-2009, 08:33 AM
I think Beware is unique, one of a kind, honest and true to himself. I liked his videos....hey, you got some nice moves!!
FrighT MasteR
08-10-2009, 08:52 AM
I think Beware is unique, one of a kind, honest and true to himself. I liked his videos....hey, you got some nice moves!!
You're so funny :lol2:
xxsic4slipknotxx
08-10-2009, 08:54 AM
The other videos he has just more weirder after these ones, sorry it has to be said.
FrighT MasteR
08-10-2009, 08:54 AM
slip knows what's up :downlow:
xxsic4slipknotxx
08-10-2009, 08:55 AM
slip knows what's up :downlow:
Prime example, notice the innuendos. :shakes:
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FrighT MasteR
08-10-2009, 09:00 AM
More than just innuendos I'm afraid:
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/69/l_9cf0dfbdd823e87c941e364ccb16d524.jpg
:stare:
Nightmares
08-10-2009, 10:00 AM
I think Beware is unique, one of a kind, honest and true to himself. I liked his videos....hey, you got some nice moves!!
:edit:
:starefreak::starefreak::starefreak: :no: :mad: :shakefist: :cussing::finger3::dsp::nono:borracha!
FrighT MasteR
08-10-2009, 10:01 AM
The "weirds" like to stick together :stare:
Nightmares
08-10-2009, 10:01 AM
More than just innuendos I'm afraid:
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/69/l_9cf0dfbdd823e87c941e364ccb16d524.jpg
:stare:
que desmadre
Nightmares
08-10-2009, 10:35 AM
The "weirds" like to stick together :stare:
:freaked:
Metapher
08-10-2009, 10:49 AM
Wait...what? I've seen those videos before.. But that's Beware?
FrighT MasteR
08-10-2009, 10:51 AM
You've seen them before and didn't realize it was beware :scratch:
Metapher
08-10-2009, 11:04 AM
I can't remember when or why I saw them, but yeah. I probably saw a link and then didn't care what people were saying, saw the video, got scared and shut off the computer. I assume that's what happened. Or if I somehow got to that site through Youtube. Who knows. But now that I know it's him, I'm kinda scared of using the forum, it's too close to him :straightface2:
people like this(beware)
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WTF!!! :spit: :lol2: :spit: :die: :lol2:
DMHead777
08-10-2009, 11:59 AM
I can't believe that's Beware. I thought his avatar was just a random picture he found off google, not his actual one. Jesus..
choptop2
08-10-2009, 12:36 PM
Poor Beware... I never seen any of those videos before. It takes guts to put those up publicly on the web...
Necromancer
08-10-2009, 12:57 PM
You mean he's got videos like that on the net , and he hasn't got his own TV show yet:starefreak:
:D:D:D
koolmike
08-10-2009, 01:26 PM
Too manytoo list. Bloomberg is definitelt one.
Dr. Phibes
08-10-2009, 01:43 PM
132 Subscribers :suicide:
One of which is Nightmares, apparently...
:stare2:
Get Some
08-10-2009, 02:51 PM
people who say are we there yet
people who feel the need to include their opinion in every conversation
people who think they know everything
keanu reeves
Titanosaurus
08-10-2009, 03:08 PM
I think Beware is unique, one of a kind, honest and true to himself. I liked his videos....hey, you got some nice moves!!
Is there anything you don't like?
But anyway:
- People who seem to refuse to put down their cellphones
- People who talk during the movie.
- People who think their kids are little angels but in reality are bastard hellspawns.
- People who sell shit at yard sales or flea markets and tell you how much the item is you're holding even if you didn't ask.
- Scientologists, especially Tom Cruise.
- People who don't use the fucking turning signal when they drive. :mad:
HEKTIK15
08-10-2009, 03:59 PM
people like this(beware)
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:spit: :lol2: Seriously , Wow :lol2:
woodenheart
08-10-2009, 04:55 PM
Is there anything you don't like?
Yeah you. :straightface:
woodenheart
08-10-2009, 04:58 PM
:freaked:
Trader... :madtongue
Darkgod
08-10-2009, 06:15 PM
Forgot.....
4) "Reverend" Al Sharpton.... Racism personafied
FrighT MasteR
08-10-2009, 06:17 PM
Trader... :madtongue
What does he trade? :hmmm:
strtfghtr
08-10-2009, 06:22 PM
omg beware you are one weird fucking dude
I could do without Sen Joseph Leiberman, that asshole's been trying to shut down violent movies and games since back in the mortal kombat days...eat a fat one Joe censorship blows
woodenheart
08-10-2009, 06:23 PM
What does he trade? :hmmm:
I meant like betraying me..leave me alone..I had alittle amount of sleep..:straightface:
FrighT MasteR
08-10-2009, 06:29 PM
I meant like betraying me..leave me alone..I had alittle amount of sleep..:straightface:
Might help if you didn't stay up all night dismembering corpses :stare:
steelba
08-10-2009, 06:30 PM
:freaked:
Darkgod
08-10-2009, 06:31 PM
Well Beware has some killer dance moves for sale
FrighT MasteR
08-10-2009, 06:33 PM
:no:
cataclysm vol.2
08-10-2009, 06:54 PM
Apparently someone's bitter from getting served.
FrighT MasteR
08-10-2009, 06:54 PM
:stare:
Nightmares
08-10-2009, 08:22 PM
Trader... :madtongue
:shifty:
Nightmares
08-10-2009, 08:22 PM
What does he trade? :hmmm:
:shifty:
Nightmares
08-10-2009, 08:24 PM
One of which is Nightmares, apparently...
:stare2:
nope,those vids were posted in chat last night
FrighT MasteR
08-10-2009, 08:25 PM
Thanks to someone who did some quick investigative work :shifty:
Nightmares
08-10-2009, 08:27 PM
:hi5:
FrighT MasteR
08-10-2009, 08:30 PM
:yes:
woodenheart
08-10-2009, 09:00 PM
Might help if you didn't stay up all night dismembering corpses :stare:
Still looking thru my bedroom window I see :straightface:
FrighT MasteR
08-10-2009, 09:00 PM
:freaked:
Chinadoll
08-10-2009, 10:05 PM
-People who live in America, who can't speak English, and gets mad at you because you cannot understand them.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Bedogsexor
08-10-2009, 10:06 PM
That is fucking me, who cares! I don't do those anymore...
What I don't get is someone finding my photobucket account, losers...I get youtube, its easy to search and find me but one photobucket?
I like what I like, you like what you like...you either learn to respect people's opinions or you shut the fuck up.
FrighT MasteR
08-10-2009, 10:18 PM
Most of the videos are just of you singing like a girl, not really much of an opinion there, just a lot of gayness :scratch:
Bedogsexor
08-10-2009, 10:27 PM
Most of the videos are just of you singing like a girl, not really much of an opinion there, just a lot of gayness :scratch:What gets me pissed off is no one thinks im joking, all those videos are me acting like an ass on purpose...
FrighT MasteR
08-10-2009, 10:34 PM
So you don't really like the backstreet boys? :scratch:
Bedogsexor
08-10-2009, 10:35 PM
No I do, but I don't sing that bad or look that stupid, I was acting
FrighT MasteR
08-10-2009, 10:43 PM
or look that stupid, I was acting
So that's not really you in the videos? :scratch:
Bedogsexor
08-10-2009, 10:46 PM
what the fuck, do I have to spell it out for you...
I am a fan of who I sing or talk about, but when I sing or dance I am acting like an ass to get views.
Chinadoll
08-10-2009, 10:47 PM
-Hypocrites
-People who cut you off to get into the fast lane then drive 20 miles UNDER the speed limit (I mean come on, seriously?)
-People who barrow movies and return them in HORRID conditions, or just don't return them at all.
-Theives
-Pedophiles/Murderers/Rapists
THINGS I can live without..
-Mosquito Eaters
-Scary things that chase you in games
FrighT MasteR
08-10-2009, 10:48 PM
what the fuck, do I have to spell it out for you...
I am a fan of who I sing or talk about, but when I sing or dance I am acting like an ass to get views.
So if all you wanted was views why didn't you post these videos before? :scratch:
Chinadoll
08-10-2009, 10:49 PM
OH!
-People who rape you with their religion
Nightmares
08-10-2009, 10:56 PM
OH!
-People who rape you with their religion
:starefreak:
Chinadoll
08-10-2009, 11:00 PM
:starefreak:
uuuhm... hi?
What's with the icon, person I don't know?
steelba
08-10-2009, 11:12 PM
uuuhm... hi?
What's with the icon, person I don't know?
you must be another whack Canadian :starefreak:
Nightmares
08-10-2009, 11:18 PM
:starefreak:
Chinadoll
08-10-2009, 11:39 PM
you must be another whack Canadian :starefreak:
Wrong. Born and raised in California.
Bedogsexor
08-10-2009, 11:39 PM
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Chinadoll
08-10-2009, 11:40 PM
:starefreak:
:starefreak:
FrighT MasteR
08-10-2009, 11:42 PM
at 1:40 :freaked:
Doc Awesome
08-10-2009, 11:47 PM
:shakes:
Nightmares
08-10-2009, 11:49 PM
:starefreak:
:straightface2:
Nightmares
08-10-2009, 11:51 PM
I was expecting shit talkin
FrighT MasteR
08-10-2009, 11:57 PM
Me too, dat video was too boring :negative:
Chinadoll
08-11-2009, 12:01 AM
:straightface2:
Geeze... I feel so welcomed, lol.
:hiding:
Darkgod
08-11-2009, 12:01 AM
uuuhm... hi?
What's with the icon, person I don't know?
how do u know anyone, as of press time u have 8 posts
Chinadoll
08-11-2009, 12:10 AM
how do u know anyone, as of press time u have 8 posts
I don't know anyone, obviously.
Well... I do, but I don't know how often she posts on here.
And only person I've actually talked to on here is FrighT MasteR.
FrighT MasteR
08-11-2009, 12:12 AM
And only person I've actually talked to on here is FrighT MasteR.
:hi5:
Nightmares
08-11-2009, 12:16 AM
I don't know anyone, obviously.
Well... I do, but I don't know how often she posts on here.
And only person I've actually talked to on here is FrighT MasteR.
:hmmm:
Chinadoll
08-11-2009, 12:22 AM
:hi5:
:dancefool:
MissMisery
08-11-2009, 12:58 AM
:hapwave:
a public welcome to Chinadoll. I steered her in this direction...so, yes, she does know someone here. So ha!
FrighT MasteR
08-11-2009, 01:01 AM
Chinadoll & MissMisery :rockin:
MissMisery
08-11-2009, 01:02 AM
ah thank you Fright.
Chinadoll
08-11-2009, 01:07 AM
:hapwave:
a public welcome to Chinadoll. I steered her in this direction...so, yes, she does know someone here. So ha!
Hahahaha, thanks love =]
And thank you, too, FM!
Nightmares
08-11-2009, 01:16 AM
:mrpervert:
Chinadoll
08-11-2009, 02:11 AM
O.o
FrighT MasteR
08-11-2009, 02:13 AM
Dat sig :yfreaked:
Might have another :weirden: on our hands :whew:
Chinadoll
08-11-2009, 02:18 AM
Dat sig :yfreaked:
Might have another :weirden: on our hands :whew:
Huh? Lmao
Are you hating on my Sig, Fright?
FrighT MasteR
08-11-2009, 02:37 AM
We got another member on UHM dat would say something like that :shakes:
I even met her in person, here is the actual video caught by a hidden camera during our first meeting...
<embed src = "http://www.xtranormal.com/players/jwplayer.swf" width = "500" height = "350" allowscriptaccess = "always" allowfullscreen = "true" flashvars = "height=350&width=500&file=http://video.xtranormal.com/highres/20090305/b18b7a28-0a09-11de-8061-001b210acd5f_3.flv&image=http://video.xtranormal.com/highres/20090305/b18b7a28-0a09-11de-8061-001b210acd5f_3_0.jpg&searchbar=false&autostart=false"></embed>
Surprised I made it out alive :shakes:
Revenant
08-11-2009, 02:41 AM
We got another member on UHM dat would say something like that :shakes:
I even met her in person, here is the actual video caught by a hidden camera during our first meeting...
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Surprised I made it out alive :shakes:
gotta love how you gave yourself football stuff, you being such a big sports fan and all :stare:
FrighT MasteR
08-11-2009, 02:43 AM
I thought she might show up, so I disguised myself as a jock, but of course her weetch powers caught on to me :weirden::shakefist:
Chinadoll
08-11-2009, 02:59 AM
ROTFLMFAO! Oh my goodness...
DMHead777
08-11-2009, 03:22 AM
Well I welcome Chinadoll and all, but this topic has gone waaayy off course. Things I have learned....
1. Beware is a freak and I am frightened by him
2. Chinadoll is hot
People I can do without: Beware not threatening other people over UHM
LOLZ K THNXBAI
Chinadoll
08-11-2009, 03:25 AM
I don't know about 'hot', but thank you for the welcome =]
FrighT MasteR
08-11-2009, 03:25 AM
1. Beware is a freak and I am frightened by him
People I can do without: Beware not threatening other people over UHM
:hi5:
DMHead777
08-11-2009, 03:27 AM
I don't know about 'hot', but thank you for the welcome =]
People I can do without: When girls are hot and say their not. ;)
FrighT MasteR
08-11-2009, 03:28 AM
:mhehe:
Chinadoll
08-11-2009, 03:40 AM
I have nothing witty to say to that atm..
Next time -.-.. it is so on!
FrighT MasteR
08-11-2009, 03:45 AM
:sure:
woodenheart
08-11-2009, 03:52 AM
We got another member on UHM dat would say something like that :shakes:
I even met her in person, here is the actual video caught by a hidden camera during our first meeting...
<embed src = "http://www.xtranormal.com/players/jwplayer.swf" width = "500" height = "350" allowscriptaccess = "always" allowfullscreen = "true" flashvars = "height=350&width=500&file=http://video.xtranormal.com/highres/20090305/b18b7a28-0a09-11de-8061-001b210acd5f_3.flv&image=http://video.xtranormal.com/highres/20090305/b18b7a28-0a09-11de-8061-001b210acd5f_3_0.jpg&searchbar=false&autostart=false"></embed>
Surprised I made it out alive :shakes:
You're an ass :straightface: This is how we met...
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FrighT MasteR
08-11-2009, 03:53 AM
Lies!!! She's using her weetch powers to confuse us :shakefist:
Chinadoll
08-11-2009, 03:59 AM
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o306/DaniDizzol/Emoticons/twitch.gif
WarBeast
08-11-2009, 06:37 AM
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o306/DaniDizzol/Emoticons/twitch.gif
Hello Chinadoll.. Pleased to make your accquaintence. I am the Reverend Doctor WarBeast... The UHM Spiritual and Medical Advisor. I hope you have many happy hours here on our humble message board and I look forward to your reading your opinions and observations in your future posts and threads.
Now... show us your knockers.
:rockin:
FrighT MasteR
08-11-2009, 06:38 AM
:mhehe:
xxsic4slipknotxx
08-11-2009, 10:18 AM
So many to mention, but I'll name a few:
- Internet Trolls
- Elderly individuals who, because of their age or veteran status, feel as though they can just get away with just about anything
- People who tailgate behind you when you're already going 10 mph over the speed limit. Especially when they can easily pass on the left!
- People part of hate organizations/cults (I.E. Westboro Baptist Church, KKK, etc.)
- Pedophiles
- People who get what they want through manipulation
deadcellsociety
08-11-2009, 10:40 AM
-Peadophiles
-My brothers
-My nephew
-My ex Sister in Law
-Michael jackson fans(especially the ones who have been going door to door around my neighborhood recently asking for donations toward an MJ sculpture!)
Chinadoll
08-11-2009, 04:59 PM
Now... show us your knockers.
Didn't take that long before that question popped up, but sorry boys that's all that will be popping up. I'm not that kind of girl.
So, looks like you'll be going back to the ole nudie mag's with your favorite lotions and your trusty napkin/tube socks.
:rockin:
Nightmares
08-11-2009, 06:34 PM
So, looks like you'll be going back to the ole nudie mag's with your favorite lotions and your trusty napkin/tube socks.
:rockin:
poor shreds
Chinadoll
08-11-2009, 06:43 PM
poor shreds
I meant it as affectionately as possible..
Nightmares
08-12-2009, 01:06 AM
We got another member on UHM dat would say something like that :shakes:
I even met her in person, here is the actual video caught by a hidden camera during our first meeting...
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Surprised I made it out alive :shakes:
You're an ass :straightface: This is how we met...
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Either way,theyre both entertaining :starefreak:
Philal
08-12-2009, 01:43 AM
"Guys in their 50s named 'Skip.'"
XD I love George Carlin.
Chinadoll
08-12-2009, 11:12 PM
People who ask you to come in to fill out some paperwork and AREN'T EVEN THERE and doesn't even have the courtesy to call and let you know
satanocat
08-13-2009, 07:05 PM
people who say, "let me do you a favor". if i didnt ask for a favor, why would i want one? then they all act like its some big deal that they did it.
Nightmares
08-13-2009, 09:18 PM
liquor stores that run out of whiskey :dsp:
Doc Awesome
08-13-2009, 09:22 PM
Seniors who come in the store, let you scan all their stuff, pay for it, then as they are about to leave ask if they got their senior discount.
You have to re-ring all their stuff just to get back $1.25 :dsp:
strtfghtr
08-13-2009, 09:26 PM
what kind of liquor store runs out of whiskey?
SkullBat308
08-13-2009, 10:02 PM
seriously
strtfghtr
08-13-2009, 10:03 PM
that's like a hooker running out of dirty snatch
SkullBat308
08-13-2009, 10:04 PM
:mhehe:
False Blood
08-13-2009, 10:13 PM
The word whiskey makes my throat feel scratchy. :puke:
HEKTIK15
08-13-2009, 10:16 PM
that's like a hooker running out of dirty snatch
:lol2: :budsdrink: :hi5: nice one
Nightmares
08-13-2009, 11:50 PM
what kind of liquor store runs out of whiskey?
the kind down the street.Had to settle for vodka,which works just as well. :confident:
that's like a hooker running out of dirty snatch
:hmmm:
The word whiskey makes my throat feel scratchy. :puke:
:no:
Chinadoll
08-14-2009, 01:00 AM
I can do without people who have blocked numbers that like to call you past 10pm and not say anything then hang up the phone.
Not nice.
WarBeast
08-14-2009, 01:32 AM
I can do without people who have blocked numbers that like to call you past 10pm and not say anything then hang up the phone.
Not nice.
Many samsung phones have a feature that will take care of that...
Lemmywinks
08-14-2009, 01:57 AM
Sore losers especially when it comes to video games. I have a highly competitive friend especially with Ea's college football. If I win he punches me in the arm and takes a good ten minutes to cool off before a rematch. Most times I win again then he really gets pissed. Fighting games are even worse because I take the time to learn characters moves and he doesn't. Hell one night he had a get together and we had a Street Fighter 4 tournament. All fell before me playing Sagat and I almost was thrown out of his house not just by him,by everybody there. It's just a game I say.
MissMisery
08-14-2009, 02:01 PM
My mother in law AKA Satan....
BigFatOgre
08-14-2009, 02:50 PM
Every idiot with a driver's license. Seems at least 1 out of every 4 is a moron on the road.
Morpher Personalities - those people that seem to like everything that everyone they hang with likes. Example - my sis's ex has been goth, country, a sports fan, a horror fan, rap fan, metal freak, gamer, straight (I believe he is gay and i have my reasons). The people who pretend to be what you are so that you'll like them.
DMHead777
08-15-2009, 03:33 AM
People who talk during movies is my number 1 pet peeve.
Shut the fuck up and watch the movie.
Chinadoll
08-15-2009, 05:23 AM
My mother in law AKA Satan....
Haaahahahahaha!!! Ahhh I love your face, M!!
Lemmywinks
08-15-2009, 05:15 PM
People who talk during movies is my number 1 pet peeve.
Shut the fuck up and watch the movie.
Damn right. When I saw Friday the 13th some dipshit brought i'm guessing his son who barely knew freaking english and was translating the script. I skipped being polite and told them to shut the fuck up cause it was really annoying. They left instead which made it easier.
xxsic4slipknotxx
08-15-2009, 06:05 PM
People like this :mad:
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Chinadoll
08-16-2009, 12:28 AM
People like this :mad:
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What a dick, and his boss is no better.
He doesn't deserve to have a job after that.
Nightmares
08-16-2009, 03:10 AM
2 weeks without pay :dsp:
BigFatOgre
08-16-2009, 03:50 PM
2 weeks without pay :dsp:
His actions could have caused serious injury or death. He should lose his fn job. Or at least through him on traffic control....
what do you expect, its MI :dsp:
Lincoln Park sucks. hate that fuckin city.
BigFatOgre
08-16-2009, 04:00 PM
what do you expect, its MI :dsp:
Lincoln Park sucks. hate that fuckin city.
:mad:
Ferox13
08-18-2009, 06:58 PM
What a dick, and his boss is no better.
He doesn't deserve to have a job after that.
The girl is just as bad - she claims her dad in is in a life threatening situation but then she gets onto the 'do you wanna lose your job - I'm gonna sue' - there is dickheads on both end of the phone there. make no mistake.
deadcellsociety
08-20-2009, 04:17 PM
The people who went around and told everyone NOT to go into the library tonight because I was working a shift on my own.I just sat here for 3 and a half fucking hours with nothing to show for it.I am righteously pissed off right now.:evildude:
FeindMummy
08-20-2009, 09:13 PM
Wow... Anyone got about 12 hours... Here are the top 10...
1.Religious nuts that think they know better than anyone else because their version of the bible says so
2.People that think having kids is a fashion statement
3.Asshats that don't know how to drive (at all...)
4.Individuals that swear they are the shit because they look hot at 20 (once the neighborhood has been threw it's not hot any more)
5.Teens that think they started trends that have been around since my dad was a mark in my Granfathers underwear
6.People that wear band shirts that don't even know they are a band! (Misifts is a band from the 70's that still kicks ass and not a political statement!)
7.People that think the "government" is great because they were told so
8.Racist and prejudice people (Idiots basically)
9.Managers that got their job due to the fact that they went to college instead of working their way up the ladder (We the people that work for you are not robots and cannot do the job of three people and still get it done in the 8 hours you want!)
10.Anyone that will say something about my list, you can kiss me where the good lord split me!
xxsic4slipknotxx
08-20-2009, 09:15 PM
People who think they know everything and brag about how smart they are.
HEKTIK15
08-20-2009, 09:58 PM
The idiots at Walmart that still card me when I buy an R rated movie :headbrick:
FrighT MasteR
08-20-2009, 10:38 PM
:dsp:
All I ever get is occasionally someone will be like "You're 18 right?", but they don't ever ask for ID :elder:
HEKTIK15
08-20-2009, 10:47 PM
:dsp:
All I ever get is occasionally someone will be like "You're 18 right?", but they don't ever ask for ID :elder:
But I get the ......can I see some ID , damn it........maybe its a good thing :yes:
Joker
08-21-2009, 12:18 PM
People on Ebay who dont respond after you win an auction and send them money,no matter how many emails you send them.
Darkgod
08-22-2009, 01:45 PM
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0463176/
I love her show weeds... but I hate how pretentious she is that she has plaster her name on the credits when no one else gets to.
koolmike
08-22-2009, 01:47 PM
People who put clothing on their pets :die:
False Blood
08-22-2009, 11:21 PM
At work today, this guy was hesitant to show proper i.d. for his transaction. When I got the i.d., I noticed there was white out below his picture. I scratched it off, and in big letters I saw "SEX OFFENDER."
What a douche bag, that is on his license for a reason. I don't think it's legal for him to white that out.
Anyways, I could do without people like that.
toxicangel19
08-23-2009, 12:31 AM
Didn't take that long before that question popped up, but sorry boys that's all that will be popping up. I'm not that kind of girl.
So, looks like you'll be going back to the ole nudie mag's with your favorite lotions and your trusty napkin/tube socks.
:rockin:
Lol I like this one Fright she maybe a keeper. I have had the same thing happen China and I always say the same thing NO. I am a married woman only man checking out these watermelons is my hubby.
Oh and people I could do without:
People who assume all christians are the same and that we all judge people. This is not true I am a perfect example of this.
people who don't pay attention while they are driving and almost merge on you...happened to me twice in one day.
People who believe that their kids are saints...when they are spawn of satan.
People who let their kids run wild in movie theaters runing the experience for the rest of us.
People who Stereotype people because of where they are from......HAS HAPPENED TO ME ALL MY LIFE.
Oh and War I thought I was UHM's Medical advisor I am a health care provider anyway.......:scratch:
FrighT MasteR
08-23-2009, 02:40 AM
I have had the same thing happen China and I always say the same thing NO.
:sure:
Darkgod
08-23-2009, 02:47 AM
At work today, this guy was hesitant to show proper i.d. for his transaction. When I got the i.d., I noticed there was white out below his picture. I scratched it off, and in big letters I saw "SEX OFFENDER."
What a douche bag, that is on his license for a reason. I don't think it's legal for him to white that out.
Anyways, I could do without people like that.
why does fright visit you at work, don't you guys see each other at home?
FrighT MasteR
08-23-2009, 02:50 AM
:stare:
Chinadoll
08-23-2009, 02:54 AM
Lol I like this one Fright she maybe a keeper.
:hi5: Wooooo
Rust In Peace
08-23-2009, 03:01 AM
emo kids - never met one I liked, always a douche bag of some sort.
Chinadoll
08-23-2009, 03:05 AM
emo kids - never met one I liked, always a douche bag of some sort.
Scene.. it's scene hunny :lol2:
Rust In Peace
08-23-2009, 04:41 AM
Scene.. it's scene hunny :lol2:
Same thing in my book. :smokin2:
emo kids - never met one I liked, always a douche bag of some sort.
Truest thing I ever heard :hi5:
woodenheart
08-23-2009, 10:11 AM
emo kids - never met one I liked, always a douche bag of some sort.
they're kinda cute some of them....awwww
http://i641.photobucket.com/albums/uu137/FallenxVampire/couples/normal_With_Me.jpg
DMHead777
08-23-2009, 10:18 AM
People who listen to nu-metal
FrighT MasteR
08-23-2009, 03:17 PM
Which ones the girl in that picture :scratch:
koolmike
08-23-2009, 03:25 PM
People who drive below the speed limit.
Nothing more frustrating than being stuck behind someone on the highway with open road in front of them doin' 40.
xxsic4slipknotxx
08-23-2009, 03:31 PM
People who drive below the speed limit.
Nothing more frustrating than being stuck behind someone on the highway with open round in front of them doin' 40.
Ain't it the truth dude. Another one is when you reach a stop light and the car in front of you stops behind the car in front of them, leaving a whole car space gap between them and the car in front of them! :mad:
Rust In Peace
08-23-2009, 10:58 PM
Haha you had to post that picture of the emo couple, I hate dudes like that. The only kind of dudes I won't give shit about tight pants is the Thrashers around here, they aren't pansies. I hate emo/scene/spoiledrichkidswhothinktheyrepunk sooooooooo much.
Nightmares
08-24-2009, 12:40 AM
emo kids?wtf do yall do,hang around junior high schools and chill at mall food courts all day?
Rust In Peace
08-24-2009, 12:45 AM
emo kids?wtf do yall do,hang around junior high schools and chill at mall food courts all day?
No they're EVERYWHERE around where I live, cant go around town without seein' them, can't go up to Seattle without seein' them either. It's a plague around here.
choptop2
08-24-2009, 12:50 AM
I hate hipsters; people between the ages of 18-30 that rely on Parental Assistance to pay bills, but act like they know how the government should be ran. Preach about socialism while enjoying the comforts of capitalism; Iphones, ipods, black berries, twittering from coffee house toilet stalls... etc. I am turning into a grumpy old man very quickly.
Necromancer
08-24-2009, 01:00 AM
People who feel that everything is owed to them so they pull scams to get welfare to support them . Or make false claims to the social security office for disabilty benefits when they are fully capable of working,and pulling thier own weight.
DMHead777
08-24-2009, 02:22 AM
When all people talk about is politics and flame you for having certain views
WarBeast
08-24-2009, 05:26 AM
I could do without people that have a false sense of entitlement, totally refuse to understand the concept of personal responsibility, or have a "gimme more" attitude.
Saddly, that is 85-90% of the people I talk to 8 hours a day at my job... and it is my job to bend over backwards and kiss these peoples' asses.
Examples:
False sense of entitlement - "I have been a VALUED customer for 2 years, I DESERVE a FREE blackberry with NO contract!" .... What I wish I could say - "You've been a customer for 2 years? BIG FUCKING DEAL! I've been a customer with my electric company for 10 years, and do I think I deserve free shit from them? NO!"
Lack of personal responsibility - "It's not MY fault I went over on my minutes! YOU should have notified me that I was about to go over!" ..... What I wish I could say - "No.. we give you plenty of tools to keep track of your shit, you need to use them. Does your local gas station call you and tell you when you're about to run out of gas in your car? No! You have a gas gauge for that.
Another thing that irks me is when there is something on the account that has been there for 6 months to a year and they just noticed it and want it all credited back. "Why didn't you call us sooner to let us know that this feature was on your account?" "I never read my bill.. it's your responsibility to make sure my account has the right features on it!" .... Now, I can sort of get behind that to an extent. Yes we are supposed to make sure things are set up properly and we will fix errors when we find out about them, BUT it's a two way street... if a customer don't check his shit, we have no way of knowing something needs to be fixed. We will go back and credit for the last two bills worth of charges, but some of the responsibility is lies with the customers... most don't see it that way and want us to go back and credit for all of it, which leads me to....
Gimme More! - "I've had dropped calls all for the last 2 days! I WANT COMPENSATION!" - my response would be "I'm sorry to hear that has happened and I know how frustrating that can be... I'll be happy to do some troubleshooting with you to get the problem resolved and I'll give you 150 bonus minutes to cover those extra minutes you had to use to to make those call-backs when your calls dropped... and for the inconvenience I'll throw a $5.00 outage credit on your account." ...
. Now, that should be more than sufficient, especially considering 9 times out of 10 we can tell there really hasn't been any dropped calls or very very few of them, but we will still make an effort to accomodate rather than just calling a customer a liar... even then the Gimme Mores just won't be satisfied: "NO! That is not enough for the ordeal I've gone through! I DESERVE A FREE MONTH OF SERVICE and an early full upgrade discount on a new phone!" To which I wish I could say "Go fuck yourself... you greedy greedy shithead... If you read your contract, it states that we can not guarantee full service at all times and all places, meaning you really don't deserve shit...but since we're nice we're offering you something for the inconvenience... you can take it or you can go shit and fall back in it for all I care."
BigFatOgre
08-24-2009, 03:24 PM
Fat people who wear skimpy clothes. You won;t see my fat ass lounging around in a speedo and without a shirt. No one needs to see that shit!!! If you are a fat ass (like myself) it is one thing to accept it and another thing to think you should scare the crap out of people with your ugly ass belly bouncing around and the bottoms of your asses jiggly this way and that!!! :puke:
BTW i can say this shit cuz i am a fatass myself...
toxicangel19
08-24-2009, 06:02 PM
Fat people who wear skimpy clothes. You won;t see my fat ass lounging around in a speedo and without a shirt. No one needs to see that shit!!! If you are a fat ass (like myself) it is one thing to accept it and another thing to think you should scare the crap out of people with your ugly ass belly bouncing around and the bottoms of your asses jiggly this way and that!!! :puke:
BTW i can say this shit cuz i am a fatass myself...
LOL yeah that is disgusting. There was a girl at an anime ocnvention I attended who was a porker and she wore blue jean cut off shorts and only cones covering her saggy boobs.....i wanted to vomit. oh and she wore the tennis shoes with her socks riding up half her leg.....:puke:
Rust In Peace
08-24-2009, 11:25 PM
Walrus Chick - this ginourmous chick that was hitting on every dude at the last party I was at, haha she thought getting me more drunk was going to get her laid. Good thing I know not to fuck a beached whale when I'm shit faced.
Rust In Peace
08-26-2009, 10:11 PM
Yeah the chick at the party was wearing a Grey striped shirt, so that was the first thing that came to mind. I'm just glad I can stay out of bad situations when I'm smashed.
BigFatOgre
08-27-2009, 03:35 PM
My roommate is trying to hook me up with her friend. I got nothing against the majority of obese people other than those i mentioned above. But WTF am i supposed to do with another fatty??? Our combined weights would bust a couch if we was all a cuddling and in the sack it would look more like sumo wrestling than sex. I don;t wanna be playing 'Where's Waldo' with the sexual bits!!!
koolmike
08-27-2009, 03:57 PM
messengers on bikes
BigFatOgre
08-27-2009, 04:02 PM
National Grid. Company cut my electric a couple months back because i owed 37 cents from the month before. Jackasses.
koolmike
08-27-2009, 04:08 PM
:giggle:
Nightmares
08-27-2009, 04:28 PM
National Grid. Company cut my electric a couple months back because i owed 37 cents from the month before. Jackasses.
hah,my cell got shut off cause I owed a dime.
Chinadoll
08-27-2009, 05:06 PM
hah,my cell got shut off cause I owed a dime.
:lol2: Lame!
Nightmares
08-29-2009, 11:31 PM
punk ass kids who drive around in big ass full size pickups who cant drive for shit.
Just got my front bumper bent to shit from some punk kid backing out of a parking lot driving this big ass full size ford f-350.Sumbitch had like a 2 foot trailer hitch sticking out the rear.Shit got caught under,took a jack to raise my truck up enough so he could drive out.
Asked if he had insurance,he replied,I dont know sir,its my dads truck.Im gonna have a field day with this.
BigFatOgre
08-30-2009, 01:30 AM
I had some old f'r bumped me on the highway with an f-350 when he decided to pull into my lane just as i was passing him. Saw it coming, beeped the horn, still hit me. We pulled over, damage was next to nothing so i was gonna let it slide. Dude says, Don;t know, think i need your info, you hit my car. He wanted me to cut him a check on the spot, figured 3oo would do it.
Pulled out my cell, started calling cops. Told him 3 choices. He drives away. I bring cops into it. Or i bury him in the truck.
F'er drove away...
People gotta open their friggin eyes when they drive.
GrimBeornTheOld
10-01-2009, 09:29 PM
Sorry for reviving this old thread...
People who value their own opinions a little too much. I mean, don't get me wrong...it's okay to be fervent about something you believe in, but don't let it cloud your perspicacity to where you become as stubborn as freaking mule and don't even want to LISTEN to dissenting points of view.
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