View Full Version : A new cause for homsexuality....heterosexual porn?
Aurone
09-22-2009, 01:46 AM
http://www.411mania.com/politics/columns/116907/Can-Straight-Porn-Make-You-Gay?.htm
So...watching this:
:sex:
and doing this:
:fapper:
Will turn you into this...:
<a href=http://www.thesmilies.com><img src=http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/love/love0003.gif border=0></a>
Oh thoughs crazy republicans...
BooBerry
09-22-2009, 01:53 AM
:lol: I can support/unsupport this theory.
FrighT MasteR
09-22-2009, 01:57 AM
:booberry:
If this is true then Shreds must be a flaming :booberry:
BigFatOgre
09-22-2009, 06:58 PM
:straightface2:The hell. Only thing heterosexxxual porn did to me was afirm that i don't like dick!!! Give me girl on girl porn any day over having to see man sausage all over my tv...
Joker
09-22-2009, 08:26 PM
:shakefist: F'in porn industry!
First they try and make me think sex should last for more than a few few minutes with constant moaning now I find out their true agenda was to turn me homosexual.
And I just downloaded nailin palin too,good thing I didnt watch it.:whew:
Aurone
09-22-2009, 08:34 PM
:shakefist: F'in porn industry!
First they try and make me think sex should last for more than a few few minutes with constant moaning now I find out their true agenda was to turn me homosexual.
And I just downloaded nailin palin too,good thing I didnt watch it.:whew:
You get moaning? Damn, I get full fledged screaming.
BooBerry
09-22-2009, 08:54 PM
This is the homosexual agenda :evildude:
FrighT MasteR
09-22-2009, 09:17 PM
:nervouswreck:
cmurdur
09-22-2009, 10:40 PM
It's an evil plot orchestrated by BooBerry! :yfreaked: WHY, GOD?! WHYYYYYYYYYYY?!
BooBerry
09-22-2009, 10:53 PM
"Good... good..."
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/Nightmare333/Miscellaneous/FamilyGuy-Good20Good.gif
Natasmai
09-22-2009, 10:55 PM
:shakes:
cmurdur
09-22-2009, 10:56 PM
Fox News is right! Not only are the gays destroying marriage, but they're actually giant cockroaches inside of human skin! No wonder they're going to Hell. :hmmm:
FrighT MasteR
09-22-2009, 10:58 PM
:cry:
BooBerry
09-22-2009, 11:05 PM
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Doc Awesome
09-22-2009, 11:07 PM
They're final step will be to force us all into the evil donkey punch of death!!! :spank2:
:stare:
cmurdur
09-22-2009, 11:29 PM
The gays :shakes:
Titanosaurus
09-23-2009, 11:00 AM
Screw the zombie apocolypse, this shit's for real! :soldier: :booberry:
FeindMummy
09-23-2009, 12:36 PM
Now here is the question I beg to ask... Has any straight man ever watched a porn (at 11 you know if you like dick or pussy) and thought after "Hey I want to have a big dick shoved up my ass!"?
If they have it was probably a good bet that they weren't watching straight or dike porn that man was never straight....
cmurdur
09-23-2009, 01:41 PM
Now here is the question I beg to ask... Has any straight man ever watched a porn (at 11 you know if you like dick or pussy) and thought after "Hey I want to have a big dick shoved up my ass!"?
If they have it was probably a good bet that they weren't watching straight or dike porn that man was never straight....
I'm pretty sure gays and lesbians have a harder journey to go through than "Do I like dick or pussy?" And figuring all this out at age 11 is horseshit, too. I'm sure all homosexuals had years of soul searching and confusion to go through. That kind of homophobic remark simplifies homosexuality.
koolmike
09-23-2009, 02:11 PM
If anyone knows what a homosexual goes through it's cmurdur.
:nod:
Aurone
09-23-2009, 03:38 PM
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BooBerry
09-23-2009, 04:46 PM
I can honestly say I knew I was gay since I was in second grade. I questioned it all through middle school, then def. reaffirmed it in high school... if anyone is wondering... :straightface2: (aka FrighT)
FeindMummy
09-23-2009, 10:41 PM
Hell I knew I was Bisexual since I was old enough to look at anyone, I have always liked both women and men... I didn't start questioning till people told me it was wrong and than I just listened to my dad and did what felt natural.
You know what you like from the start, if you like girls you know that they do things for you in a happy way just like if you like guys if both does than both does it. It is not something that we choose it is something that we are.
SkullBat308
09-23-2009, 10:46 PM
Hell I knew I was Bisexual since I was old enough to look at anyone, I have always liked both women and men... I didn't start questioning till people told me it was wrong and than I just listened to my dad and did what felt natural.
You know what you like from the start, if you like girls you know that they do things for you in a happy way just like if you like guys if both does than both does it. It is not something that we choose it is something that we are.
:nod:
BigFatOgre
09-24-2009, 02:30 PM
Six years old with my Heather Thomas Poster (Pink bikini standing in hot tub).
Yeah, started noticing chicks when i was like 5, never had no homosexual tendancies. Porn did not make me gay nor should it be able to turn anyone away from their personal sexual tendencies.
Godfatha
09-24-2009, 11:19 PM
I wonder how much inward sex drive'ing Michael Schwartz gave himself as a teenager?
edit: Now that I think about it, doesn't promoting an 'outward sex drive' (which I guess would be the opposite of inward?) fly in the face of the Right's views on abstinence?
MaryPoppins
10-08-2009, 01:50 PM
I had my first playboy in the second grade and felt up my ex-bf's chest like it was a female =X.. there is definitely something about a woman that makes me feel so much more complete than with a man. I've actually just come out the closet and could not feel as free as i do now. I have a girlfriend and am madly in love with her but I also wanted to join the air force after I was done with college but I would actually have to hide my relationship with her if I did join and wouldn't be able to receive any benefits that a married heterosexual couple would.
FeindMummy
10-08-2009, 03:14 PM
I had my first playboy in the second grade and felt up my ex-bf's chest like it was a female =X.. there is definitely something about a woman that makes me feel so much more complete than with a man. I've actually just come out the closet and could not feel as free as i do now. I have a girlfriend and am madly in love with her but I also wanted to join the air force after I was done with college but I would actually have to hide my relationship with her if I did join and wouldn't be able to receive any benefits that a married heterosexual couple would.
To me that sucks, what does it matter what your sexual desires are, if you are willing to join the military than they should not care!
MaryPoppins
10-08-2009, 04:36 PM
To me that sucks, what does it matter what your sexual desires are, if you are willing to join the military than they should not care!
Tell me about it... I have to deal with the "don't ask, don't tell" blah blah policy. I'm a lesbian damn it!!... and proud of it!!
FeindMummy
10-08-2009, 04:41 PM
I think that it is a good policy but all anyone has to do is go to your ruling officer and say it and you can be thrown out. I think that all people should be treated as one be helping of equal...
MaryPoppins
10-08-2009, 04:54 PM
I think that it is a good policy but all anyone has to do is go to your ruling officer and say it and you can be thrown out. I think that all people should be treated as one be helping of equal...
it totally is a civil rights issue...
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C.H.U.D.
10-08-2009, 07:36 PM
In regard to the original statement, the 20GB of hard drive space on my computer begs to differ.
BigFatOgre
10-08-2009, 09:51 PM
Well if hetero porn made guys gay we'd have a hell of a lot more dudes waving their rainbow flags.
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