Mudvayne_Eternal
10-05-2009, 10:47 AM
Mud: Dude I am so fucking tired, and I am covered in zombie shit.
Sic: Yeah you reek. I should have stolen my own car and rode behind so I wouldn’t have to smell your ass.
Mud: You’re the one to talk you don’t exactly smell like roses. IPod, .IPod!!!
IPod: huh…sorry. I was zoned out. I can’t believe Luris is gone (eyes tear up). It’s just so hard to let him go. That was my ticket out of this hell hole!!
Mud: Look we miss Luris just as much as you but no one should wish for death!! Unless you have been bitten and that would mean me putting you out of your fucking misery I suggest you snap out of it! We need everyone at their best we can’t afford to lose anyone!! This is a war and there will be casualties.
IPod: Were in over our heads Mud!!! Did you see that thing? It took everything we had just to kill it and we lost a man. What happens when we run across 2 or 3 or 4 of them?
Mud: We’ll cross that bridge when we get th..(Sic cuts off Mud0
Sic: Look!!! We are here this just keeps getting better and better. These places are getting worse the further we get across the map. I would have preferred the apocalypse to this shit!
Mud: We got an apocalypse all right, just not the revelations fire and brimstone apocalypse everyone always talked about. No…we get the intestine eating flesh mongrels that rip you from head to toe. Personally I would have preferred the fire and brimstone. Least we would have went out in one big blaze.
Sic: Yeah instead of scouring the earth for survivors putting our asses on the line trying to save the earth.
Mud: I just hope fright’s stronghold has been able to hold up. against the hordes that have gathered. He is supposed to have an arsenal and a group of survivors already there. Alright I’ll take point and you are my eyes from the rear. Shags Mctbagz is supposed to be hear held up with a shitload of guns and we are almost out of ammo.
Sic: Guns aren’t shit without the shells that’s for sure…hey what’s that smell?
IPod: Smells like someone’s burning the ganja and I don’t think zombies smoke.
(The team follows the smell to the courthouse in the center of town and finds the road laid with corpses of the undead. The shells on the ground are still warm)
Mud: Guys look at this, these are fresh casings.
3/6: Who the fuck goes there (cough cough) aww man that’s the shit (cough cough)
Mud: You fucking stoner Shags!!! It’s Sic, IPod, and Mud from UHM we need your help.
3/6: Why the hell would I want to help you guys? I just want to smoke my weed and be left alone!! I got enough supplies to last me Months and enough herb to stay stoned until this world finally ends.
Mud: Look man we need some ammo and some food and water, if you’re not going to help the cause at least let us have some supplies……Hey!!....I’m fucking talking to you!!! We need supplies and….
3/6: Dude! Mellow out I heard ya jeez! No need to shout. I’m coming out. I ain’t got shit else to do, I done killed all the zombies been getting pretty bored just being stoned by myself cleaning my guns. Help me with these.
IPod: Wow…this is supposed to be the great Munitions expert? Looks like a stoner that looted a sporting goods store to me.
3/6: (pulls gun) you don’t know shit about me!! I have seen things you couldn’t even fathom!! You think it’s bad when you have to kill the innocent that have been infected, try killing your whole family and being left alone to talk to nothing but your pot plant. I mean come on I know it’s sad!!!! It’s the only way I’ve maintained my sanity this long.
Mud: No drugs!! I need everyone clear headed and responsive as possible. It stays or I burn it down!!
3/6: (Points gun to mud) who the hell made you boss?
Mud: I don’t see anyone else stepping up and I have kept us alive this long!!!
Sic: Shags just listen to what he has to say
IPod: yeah stoner listens to him!!
(3/6 fires off and leads a head shot, brains fly everywhere)
Mud: shit! I thought you said they were gone
3/6: lol must have missed one!!!
Sic: is this funny to you? We put our lives on the line to find you and you laugh!!
(Sic punches 3/6 in the jaw and he falls to the ground). You son of a bitch!!
Mud: Stop!!! We are not the enemy! They are! Great, the gun shot must have brought more!! That is wonderful;
(The group gets caged in and when all seems lost all of a sudden an explosion hits and knocks everyone back)
Mud: Holy Shit! What the hell was that?
Strangers: Up here!!!!!!
Sic: Who the hell is that?
Mud: IPod, hand me those binoculars…I don’t believe it!! It’s koolmike and Kick up on the roof!!
Sic: they must have the same list we do Mud and came here in search of Shags as well. Let’s get them off that roof and grab 3/6’s arsenal so we can get the hell out of here.
Sic: Yeah you reek. I should have stolen my own car and rode behind so I wouldn’t have to smell your ass.
Mud: You’re the one to talk you don’t exactly smell like roses. IPod, .IPod!!!
IPod: huh…sorry. I was zoned out. I can’t believe Luris is gone (eyes tear up). It’s just so hard to let him go. That was my ticket out of this hell hole!!
Mud: Look we miss Luris just as much as you but no one should wish for death!! Unless you have been bitten and that would mean me putting you out of your fucking misery I suggest you snap out of it! We need everyone at their best we can’t afford to lose anyone!! This is a war and there will be casualties.
IPod: Were in over our heads Mud!!! Did you see that thing? It took everything we had just to kill it and we lost a man. What happens when we run across 2 or 3 or 4 of them?
Mud: We’ll cross that bridge when we get th..(Sic cuts off Mud0
Sic: Look!!! We are here this just keeps getting better and better. These places are getting worse the further we get across the map. I would have preferred the apocalypse to this shit!
Mud: We got an apocalypse all right, just not the revelations fire and brimstone apocalypse everyone always talked about. No…we get the intestine eating flesh mongrels that rip you from head to toe. Personally I would have preferred the fire and brimstone. Least we would have went out in one big blaze.
Sic: Yeah instead of scouring the earth for survivors putting our asses on the line trying to save the earth.
Mud: I just hope fright’s stronghold has been able to hold up. against the hordes that have gathered. He is supposed to have an arsenal and a group of survivors already there. Alright I’ll take point and you are my eyes from the rear. Shags Mctbagz is supposed to be hear held up with a shitload of guns and we are almost out of ammo.
Sic: Guns aren’t shit without the shells that’s for sure…hey what’s that smell?
IPod: Smells like someone’s burning the ganja and I don’t think zombies smoke.
(The team follows the smell to the courthouse in the center of town and finds the road laid with corpses of the undead. The shells on the ground are still warm)
Mud: Guys look at this, these are fresh casings.
3/6: Who the fuck goes there (cough cough) aww man that’s the shit (cough cough)
Mud: You fucking stoner Shags!!! It’s Sic, IPod, and Mud from UHM we need your help.
3/6: Why the hell would I want to help you guys? I just want to smoke my weed and be left alone!! I got enough supplies to last me Months and enough herb to stay stoned until this world finally ends.
Mud: Look man we need some ammo and some food and water, if you’re not going to help the cause at least let us have some supplies……Hey!!....I’m fucking talking to you!!! We need supplies and….
3/6: Dude! Mellow out I heard ya jeez! No need to shout. I’m coming out. I ain’t got shit else to do, I done killed all the zombies been getting pretty bored just being stoned by myself cleaning my guns. Help me with these.
IPod: Wow…this is supposed to be the great Munitions expert? Looks like a stoner that looted a sporting goods store to me.
3/6: (pulls gun) you don’t know shit about me!! I have seen things you couldn’t even fathom!! You think it’s bad when you have to kill the innocent that have been infected, try killing your whole family and being left alone to talk to nothing but your pot plant. I mean come on I know it’s sad!!!! It’s the only way I’ve maintained my sanity this long.
Mud: No drugs!! I need everyone clear headed and responsive as possible. It stays or I burn it down!!
3/6: (Points gun to mud) who the hell made you boss?
Mud: I don’t see anyone else stepping up and I have kept us alive this long!!!
Sic: Shags just listen to what he has to say
IPod: yeah stoner listens to him!!
(3/6 fires off and leads a head shot, brains fly everywhere)
Mud: shit! I thought you said they were gone
3/6: lol must have missed one!!!
Sic: is this funny to you? We put our lives on the line to find you and you laugh!!
(Sic punches 3/6 in the jaw and he falls to the ground). You son of a bitch!!
Mud: Stop!!! We are not the enemy! They are! Great, the gun shot must have brought more!! That is wonderful;
(The group gets caged in and when all seems lost all of a sudden an explosion hits and knocks everyone back)
Mud: Holy Shit! What the hell was that?
Strangers: Up here!!!!!!
Sic: Who the hell is that?
Mud: IPod, hand me those binoculars…I don’t believe it!! It’s koolmike and Kick up on the roof!!
Sic: they must have the same list we do Mud and came here in search of Shags as well. Let’s get them off that roof and grab 3/6’s arsenal so we can get the hell out of here.