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Mudvayne_Eternal
10-07-2009, 12:02 AM
3/6: Wow I feel so fucking special everyone only wants me because of my guns.

IPod: I really don’t like him guys…..his arrogance has no end.

Mud: We need all able bodies IPod, we can’t afford to discriminate based on personality disorders.

Sic: He’s not that bad guys…

Mud: Yeah this coming from the guy who laid him out.

3/6: It was a lucky shot and I was high...try that shit again and you won’t be so lucky.

IPod: Can we just concentrate on the task at hand? We have to enter a building with no light besides our mags and the place is probably crawling with zombies. We need to put petty shit aside and focus.

Mud: Kick!!! KoolMike!!!...Do you have the roof door barricaded?

Kick!! (Faintly): Yeah and it’s a hot zone inside!!!

Koolmike(Faintly): You guys are looking at about 15 to 20 dead heads in there!! That’s the reason were still up here! We are short on ammo and don’t have enough to make it down! We came looking for 3/6 and got chased into this fucking building.

Mud: Were coming up!! 3/6 has replenished all our supplies and we got enough heat to kill these fuckers 10 times over!! Alright Sic you take point as usual, IPod I need you and Tbagz to hang back to catch the runoff!! Lock and load people!! It’s go time. Flashlights on!!
(Mud kicks the door in and everything is eerily quiet when all of a sudden they come out the woodwork and the shit hits the fan)

3/6: Woo Hoo 3/6 in the mix and I got a zombie killing fix!! !! Head shot!!!! (3/6 blows the zombies head clean off) Ain’t nothing like redecorating a room in Zombie Green!! Eat this fuck tards!!! GRENADE!!!!!! Everyone down!! (Explosion ensues and limbs fly everywhere)

Sic: The way I see it we got three floors to get through The majority of them seem to be hanging around on floor level!(shoots shotgun) Damn these fuckers are like cockroaches

Mud: IPod!! I need some walking space!!

IPod (draws swords): Gotcha! (IPod takes heads off left and right blood spurts and falls like rain)

Mud: Sic! I need to cover me! I’m running for it. The way I figure were taking out the majority at ground zero which makes me think there scattered. I need you to back me up. 3/6….IPod I need yall to hold here. Give us 5 minutes and get the hell out were going up quick and coming down faster.

Sic: Let’s roll!! Jesus man there’s zombie shit all over the place!!! It smells like a septic tank in here

Mud (keeps firing shots): C’mon! Second floor! Were almost through the shit!! Keep pushing!!

Sic: I’m with ya man!! Were making it to Texas! I ain’t going out like this!

Mud: Third floor!! Here’s the door to the roof...hand me the shotgun. (Blows the lock and kicks open the door) Kick!! KoolMike!! Bring your asses here you’re going to need these!! (Tosses some clips and shells to em!)

Kick: Hell yeah that’s what I’m talking about!! Let’s roll

Koolmike: I’m right behind you guys!!!
Mud: here’s the deal we got 3/6 and IPod at ground zero taking out the dead heads and we’ve mowed down a way out of here. We’re going to Texas. Fright master is supposed to have a compound there where the last remaining survivors are and he’s the reason we’ve been traveling cross country locating survivors. There were 5 of us but Luris was taken out by this….Zombie on steroids I don’t know it looked like it had evolved so to speak. It damn near ended us all. Luris sacrificed himself for the team.

Sic: We need to move Mud...we have places to go man and more people to find. We can tell them more as we move.

Mud: Your right Sic, let’s move fellows.
(With Koolmike and Kick rescued the team now stood stronger at 6. It wasn’t much of an improvement but as long as the number continues to grow, my hope is restored more and more that we can put an end to this zombie apocalypse and put the world back together.)

Mud: Introductions….koolmike, Kick, this is Shags McTbagz aka 3/6 and the sword wielding hottie over there is IPod.

Kick: hey baby….What’s a pretty thing like you doing with those big sharp knives?

IPod: Baby (grabs kicks hand and twists it almost to a snapping point) Let’s get this straight. Little boy…I like knives there accurate, precise and to the point…you can’t miss with a blade. I don’t put my faith in guns they jam...swords don’t and if you call me baby again...I’ll show you how accurate they can be and you’ll be an appendage short!!

Group: ewwwwwwwwww!!!

Kick: I can live with that (nervous laugh)

Koolmike: You just can’t contain yourself can you?

Kick: What?? The only women I have seen for the past 6 months have tried to eat me. Can you really blame me for hitting on the first live one I see?

Koolmike: Well congratulations I think she wants to kill you too...you must have that effect on women...haha

Kick: Very funny

Sic: Where we heading now Mud?

Mud: (scans the list) It says there’s another medic in Virginia. His name is

Lemmywinks. I say we go for him next. We have fighters, but no one to patch us up if we get hit in battle. We’re going to need a bigger ride if all of us are going to ride together. Let’s check out this SUV right here.

Koolmike: keys are in it and the tank is full!
Mud: Lets load up, head back to the courthouse so we can transfer all of 3/6’s gear. Then we will head back to my car so I can get the remaining supplies.
(The group grabs all the ammunition and weapons they can carry and toss them into the back of the truck stopping by my car on the way out we set out to find our medic).

Lemmywinks
10-07-2009, 12:12 AM
:bigthumbup: Freaking sweet!!!!!!!!

IKickAssForTheLord
10-07-2009, 01:29 AM
:lol2: Love it

:mrpervert: Ipod but how 'bout u don't kill me :D.

grlxx
10-07-2009, 10:00 PM
:giggle:

that is freakin hilarious! this gets better and better..great job! lookin' to read more :thumbup3:

koolmike
10-08-2009, 10:48 PM
AWESOME!!!

Shagz McTbagz :lol2:

HEKTIK15
10-08-2009, 11:18 PM
Just read All of em' good shit , can't wait for more

3/6
10-08-2009, 11:44 PM
:rock:
me and kick shoulda blayzd :smoking3: