Shit That Drives You Crazy (the little things)

[koolmike]

Computer lag.

Traffic when I'm in a hurry.

When the last person to use the bathroom doesn't replace the empty roll of toilet paper (:dsp:)

Slow elevators.

Country music.

The smell of nail polish remover.
The smell of cooked liver.
The smell of gasoline.

Dentist drills.

The sound of someone mowing their lawn on a Sunday at 8:ooam in the morning.

Slow pizza delivery guy.

Dropped cell phone calls.

More to come.

[HEKTIK15]

People who drive 30 in a 50 , then drive 50 in the 30

The asshole at work that fucks with the chair at my desk

People who ask you a question then interupt you while you give the answer

People who can't sit still

People who can't shut up at the movies

I'm sure I'll think of more

[Sutter Kane]

Watching the light go from green to red and not moving an inch.

[Get Some]

when people ask me questions during movies, when if they paid attention they know the answer

[grlxx]

-My dogs snoring
-My cat snoring
-spiders crawling on a wall
-the one sided parking on my street
-the fact that "the office" is now part of adult swim. (love the show but quit effin with the lineup already!!)
-booger eaters

[Shreds_of_Flesh]

juggern00bz in COD:WAW online, I feel accopmlished after beating there ass with an SVT-40, not much of a little thing

When people say SHMUPS as one word. (abbreviation for Shoot Em Ups)

F it, too much to list

[SkullBat308]

When people litter
People on buses who don't give up their seat to elderly people.

[Shreds_of_Flesh]

Those hoarder fucks that check sites like Cheapassgamer.com for cheap game sales then buy out every copy. ffffFUCKIN beetches :mad:

[Nightmares]

-people who can't hold their booze
-people who start :cry: when their drunk

[NicMonsteR]

people who come to my bar and make some smart ass remark when i check there I.D.

disrespectful people

girls that dont know what they want!!!!

chick flicks

people who get too drunk and act like assholes

people who are just assholes in general

most of Los Angeles

anyone who leaves there right or left blinker on while driving

cover bands that suck

and last for now those fucking freecreditreport.com commercials with the band that sings those dumbass songs omfg i fucking hate them

[koolmike]

Finding a hair in my food.

Warm beer.

Bad calls by he ref.

[satanocat]

when my kids will not talk to me for hours, then my phone rings and while i am talking to my caller, my lovely children decide to tell me every little detail of their day.

when you tell someone to not back up cause they are gonna trip on something and they do exactly that

[Titanosaurus]

Modern music, especially rock.

Mosquitos.

The sound of someone crumpling plastic.

White people who try to act black.

People who talk on cellphones while fucking driving.

Cocktease girls.

People who never shut up about their kids.

[BigFatOgre]

The higher up that doesn't know the aspects of how to use the programs needed for his job so he constantly has to call the pion security guy (me) to teach him how to so it.
Traffic block up due to people collecting money in the middle of the street.
Texting. It's only good for sending someone a list.
Traffic. Everything about it.
12 yr olds that think they're smarter than you.

[skybrick]

12 yr olds that think they're smarter than you.

Majority of 12 year olds are probably smarter than you.

[BigFatOgre]

Majority of 12 year olds are probably smarter than you.

Perhaps... but not this particular one!!!
Oh.. and... :madtongue:

[skybrick]

Anyways stuff that drives me crazy :hmmm:

People driving slow in the left lane
Bad poker players that act like they know everything, best to stfu at the tables.
Friends that sing to songs on the radio when they are horrible singers.
K-Mike :starefreak:

[Get Some]

people who take things way too serious

religious fanatics

[BigFatOgre]

Fingernail biters
People who bring their kids to rated R films.

[KTcat]

Managers who work less than you and know less about the job than you

people who wear sunglasses when its not sunny

vegetarians who wear leather shoes

people who talk to the TV

giggly girls

short men who think their big

people who have to kill insects just because they are there (exception goes to those flying daddy long legs)

when your asked if you want something, you say no, they say are you sure

people who have to follow fashion

people who have to drink diet coke even if they are not on a diet

people who overfeed their pets and dont think that is cruel

the blinky light on the DVD and CD player

text message slang

people who put on accents

people who have to read the instructions before doing something EG setting up a new TV

those people who try and get you to test something in supermarkets

Christmas stuff in the shops right next to the Halloween stuff....too early

People who eat loud and make slurpy noises when they eat

When someone tells you what is going to happen in a film

Celebrities who think they are special as they are a celebrity

[Nightmares]

people who get too drunk and act like assholes


:shifty:

[KTcat]

Oh and forgot the worst one kids that pick their nose in front of you and then eat it

[BigFatOgre]

Oh and forgot the worst one kids that pick their nose in front of you and then eat it

The 12yr old i mentioned earlier does this.
"i was scratching," then why the hell does your finger go straight from your nostril to your mouth. Gross!!!

[Aurone]

People on Horror Websites who ask me what drives me crazy/

[KTcat]

The 12yr old i mentioned earlier does this.
"i was scratching," then why the hell does your finger go straight from your nostril to your mouth. Gross!!!

Yuck...not just kids though saw a grown man in a car do it, he must have been hungry

[Lemmywinks]

People who cross the street when they aren't supposed to then look at me like i'm an asshole for almost hitting them.

Obnoxious drunks you people can be annoying all you want as long as you stay home.

People who like sports teams only because they are winning.

[Joker]

People who dont use their turn signals

People who dont pay attention at the light in the turning lane,those lights dont stay green long!

Reletives who come over and take things out of my garage/house without asking.

toilet paper unrolling from the bottom.

Bandwagon sports fans who try to tell me what's wrong with certain teams or bandwagon fans in general who get all crazy when a team is winning like the have been a fan for years and then when the team starts to do bad they could care less and say I'm wasting my time with sports.

[Lemmywinks]

Bandwagon sports fans who try to tell me what's wrong with certain teams or bandwagon fans in general who get all crazy when a team is winning like the have been a fan for years and then when the team starts to do bad they could care less and say I'm wasting my time with sports.

I hear that and it's bad here. I have friends suddenly Dodgers and Angel fans simply because they are in the playoffs if they weren't they could care less. They hopped off the USC bandwagon when they lost to Washington but jumped back on when they won 2 straight and got back into the top 10.

[grlxx]

Yuck...not just kids though saw a grown man in a car do it, he must have been hungry


I've seen way too many grown men do that while in traffic. those nasty bastards..

anywho, More stuff to add to the list:

-Our landlord (she belongs in a hellraiser puzzle box.)
-Super stores that constantly change and move everything around (screw you walmart)
-papercuts
-Mtv

[satanocat]

People who never shut up about their kids.



People who bring their kids to rated R films.

you guys must just hate me. i take my kids to rated r movies then talk about doing it.

gossip. i loathe it. the girls i work with, thats all they do. i hate it when they just say, hey do you know so and so? and i say no. and then they proceed to tell me their life story and all the new juicy facts. or people who never talk to you come up and ask about someone else just because they think you might know them

[3/6]

my shoe laces not being even :mad:

[skybrick]

my shoe laces not being even :mad:

:die:

Beetches who think Woodson picked off Favre. :cussing:

[strtfghtr]

people who choose the urinal right next to me when there are plenty available

[cmurdur]

The tiniest amount of liquid on a sock

When people confuse movie titles, quotes, characters, etc.

People who can't stand reading and question why anyone would want to read

[koolmike]

People on Horror Websites who ask me what drives me crazy/

:starefreak:

[Halcon Loco]

My shoe becoming untied during my runs
People staring at me when I enter
Waiting for a friend who is late


There's a few more, but these are the mains.

[Get Some]

when someone cuts you off driving like they're in a hurry then don't even do the speed limit

[BigFatOgre]

Yuck...not just kids though saw a grown man in a car do it, he must have been hungry
:sick:

[BigFatOgre]

people who choose the urinal right next to me when there are plenty available
Being of the obese persuasion this is extremely annoying.
Also don't like when i'm pissing and the guy next to me starts a conversation.
Finding puddles of piss beneath the urinals

[satanocat]

people who take their children shopping and use the store as their own personal babysitter. the kids run wild and pretty much trash the store. i hated it more when i actually worked in retail, but its just as annoying when you are trying to shop and you have little non-english speaking kids running around throwing stuff all over the place.

and people who try to take stuff out of your shopping cart when they think you arent looking. sorry but i got it before you did, your loss

[False Blood]

...... but its just as annoying when you are trying to shop and you have little non-english speaking kids running around throwing stuff all over the place.


Wow.

[jabbawockee]

anything distracting during sex;
roommate coming home,
pets jumping on the bed wanting to play,
nonstop phone ringing,
someone knocking on your door,
people looking through the car window,
contraceptive failure,
shit like that

[BlackTequilaKiss]

Ignorance. I do wonder where I am if some have forgotten the art of respect. :headbrick:

[NicMonsteR]

people who dont talk clearly at a register when they tell me how much i owe

women (i was gunna put examples but i dont need to)

itchy socks

wet shoes

gum after it loses its flavour

the smell of old people(i dont dislike old people just there smell)

hospitals/dentists i dont like being poked lol

[SuzAnna]

My boyfriend calling me at 4 in the morning wanting to know what I'm doing (It's 4 in the morning..what the h**l does he think I'm doing? O_o)
Stupid people
People who talk WAY too loud
People who think they know everything but really know nothing
People who kiss a** to get what they want
My cell phone inexplicably dieing on me in the middle of a call.

[toxicangel19]

:cussing: Waking up horney only to find the horror that mother nature has paid you a visit

when hubby eats my leftovers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kitty cat knocks over trash can for fun!!!!

when my windows vista interfers with my internet!!!!!!

that asshole driving in the fast lane 25 miles under the speed limit on the cell phone 10 car lengths from everyone ...keeping me from making it home 15 mintues earlier!!!!!! I want to cut these people!!!!!! Shit only happens in virginia.....

my fucking fat huge 400 pound neighbors who live above me that stop around all fuckin day long.....


yeah these things bug me .....

[grlxx]

GNATS! stupid little shits just came outta nowhere...

[SkullBat308]

Rude customers
Rude people in general I guess.....
Pop stations that play the same song every 7 minutes, actually all pop music.

[koolmike]

Those rigid plastic clamshell packages that are almost impossible to open:cussing:

[DMHead777]

The stickers on cd's and dvd's

[Get Some]

People who over rate shitty movies and under rate movies just because they're "over hyped"

[ravenfeather]

hubby's best friend who calls when we are trying to have sex
mosquitoes
ignorant people who want to argue over things when they don't have all the facts
drunk friends who call at 2am to talk
people who don't where deodorant and go to Universal and I have to stand behind them in line.
People who tell me there life story and I don't know them from Adam

[DMHead777]

People who over rate shitty movies and under rate movies just because they're "over hyped"

Completely agree. Or when people rate movies on the most retarded things, like cover art, actors who are in it, director, what the plot is, etc., before they even watch it.

[The Spine Splitter]

When walmart puts those white stickers on the cardboard slip covers of dvds. That shit don't come off!!

[MaryPoppins]

People making beats and trying to rap then try to sell me their cd at the gas station really irritate me.

Loud ugly people also drives me crazy.

When I try to call customer service and get transferred to someone from India who could hardly speak english.

and men who go out in public with just a stained wife beater, baggy ass pants with their boxers showing, and some beat up jordans trying to holler at me... now that really drives me nuts!

[strtfghtr]

The stickers on cd's and dvd's

I hate those damn things :shakefist:

[grlxx]

papercuts...especially forgetting you have one and using hand sanitizer, ugh!

[koolmike]

people who forget to use deodorant

[BigFatOgre]

Grabbing my razor, deodorant, and other essentials and finding them previously used by others of the household.
People who get pissed about shit and act like an ass to everyone else around them - except for the asshole that's pissing them off in the first place.

[koolmike]

flat soda

[BigFatOgre]

Stale chips bought from a vending machine

[koolmike]

rough toilet paper

[satanocat]

people who think you are talking about them no matter what. i dont know if they are paranoid or what, but they need to chill. the world doesnt revolve around you yet.
people that think gossip is considered small talk

[xxsic4slipknotxx]

People who don't use their blinker lights when changing lanes.

[toxicangel19]

People who don't use their blinker lights when changing lanes.

this what i want to do to these people....:axekill:

[SkullBat308]

People who fall asleep EVERY time they watch a movie.:stab:

[xxsic4slipknotxx]

People who fall asleep EVERY time they watch a movie.:stab:

Even better when you catch them sleeping, tell them, and they deny it. My dad does that all the time.

[Chief Falling Rock]

I volunteer at a hospital and I sit at the front desk. People are just fucking annoying. Ask me how to get somewhere in the hospital, and half the time they walk away before i'm finished talking I guess because they think they've gotten enough info. Then they end up coming back cuz they couldn't find it.

[koolmike]

:lol:

[grlxx]

did i already mention booger eaters? seriously, we saw this guy pull a huge one and stuck it right in his mouth yesterday..even worse is that he was in the grocery store! nasty bastard

[Horror_Maniac88]

Family

[GrimBeornTheOld]

Defective products.

[Nightmares]

chicks who wear caps...kind of a turn off for me.

[xxsic4slipknotxx]

crowds

[Darkgod]

People who think the world owes them something.
People who think they don't have to wait in traffic and zoom on the shoulder.
People who don't zipper in the merger.
Yankee fans... your team better win you spen 250 million dollars.

[skybrick]

Yankee fans... your team better win you spen 250 million dollars.

Amen to that. Its not really the New Yorkers that bother me but the hardcore out of state folk that jump the bandwagon.

[koolmike]

Try living in NYC as a METS fan. Thank God Queens in mostly Mets, everywhere else is Yankee dominant.

[Darkgod]

yeah.. NJ is a bad state for the yankee front runnners... and they all come out of the woodwork about now, and root for "their" team

[IKickAssForTheLord]

People who just get rid of chat. :cussing:

[Chinadoll]

People who just get rid of chat. :cussing:

:lol2:

[Lemmywinks]

yeah.. NJ is a bad state for the yankee front runnners... and they all come out of the woodwork about now, and root for "their" team

Same thing here though it's divided. People either choose the Angels or Dodgers. Say one wins the other loses people could give a fuck and all jump on the same bandwagon for whoever continues to win.

[toxicangel19]

people who are easily offended

[False Blood]

Chucky Cheese

[koolmike]

Who wouldn't be driven crazy by a big rat named after a dairy product :starefreak:

[False Blood]

And the worst part is, my son LOVES the place, *sighs*.

[koolmike]

i recall a pic of balin standing near CC and looking frightened

[skybrick]

:dsp:

[koolmike]

people who think they're funny...and aren't even close

[xxsic4slipknotxx]

Chucky Cheese

Ugh, tell me about it. I used to work there and play the fuckin' rat. Half the kids want to play with Chuckie and half wanted to kick him in the nads; it was not fun. :myhead:

[Nightmares]

I'm gay and I love Beweird :stare:

Well...damn...

So Beweird's milkshake brings Sky to the yard :leave:

[skybrick]

Well...damn...

So Beweird's milkshake brings Sky to the yard :leave:

:2far: Watch it borracho. KMike is being childish and editing my post.

[Nightmares]

People who blame others for 'editing' theitr posts :starefreak:

[koolmike]

People who blame others for 'editing' theitr posts :starefreak:

Agreed

[koolmike]

:2far: Watch it borracho. KMike is being childish and editing my post.

Go fuck yourself how 'bout that. You make a post fucking with me while I'm talking to False Blood about Balin and expect that to stick. Your lucky I was that nice. How bout you stop Pming me, sending me messages in my profiles, and following me around all my threads. You're like a gay little kid trying to crawl up my ass. Cut the shit already. I don't like you anyway don't know why you pretend we're friends :dsp:

[jabbawockee]

Wow, serious venom

[koolmike]

truthful as well

[BigFatOgre]

Slumlords... bunch o pricks---

[skybrick]

Go fuck yourself how 'bout that. You make a post fucking with me while I'm talking to False Blood about Balin and expect that to stick. Your lucky I was that nice. How bout you stop Pming me, sending me messages in my profiles, and following me around all my threads. You're like a gay little kid trying to crawl up my ass. Cut the shit already. I don't like you anyway don't know why you pretend we're friends :dsp:

:rolleyes:

[koolmike]

Slumlords... bunch o pricks---

one's that violate building code for sure

[Destinie2EatU]

when people come to see me to have there teeth fixed and have grandmas chicken and beans stuck all in there teeth from last week.
But my biggest thing to drive me nuts is this
Ok this will require a bit of imagination: Farmer man wearing overalls with hick like accent, bringing his 4 year old in. I dont know why his teeth like that, I mean he only drinks like 3 2 litters of pop a day and goes to bed with koolade. He brushes at least once a week why are his teeth all like that doc "says the Farmer!" Ugh Come on Makes me wanna :boxing2:
http://dental.columbia.edu/aapd/AAPD_website/FAQ_for_Parents_files/shapeimage_1.png

[skybrick]

That mouth looks like the little mutant childs mouth in Phenomena :shakes:

[koolmike]

when people come to see me to have there teeth fixed and have grandmas chicken and beans stuck all in there teeth from last week.
But my biggest thing to drive me nuts is this
Ok this will require a bit of imagination: Farmer man wearing overalls with hick like accent, bringing his 4 year old in. I dont know why his teeth like that, I mean he only drinks like 3 2 litters of pop a day and goes to bed with koolade. He brushes at least once a week why are his teeth all like that doc "says the Farmer!" Ugh Come on Makes me wanna :boxing2:
http://dental.columbia.edu/aapd/AAPD_website/FAQ_for_Parents_files/shapeimage_1.png

:lol2:

I always brush a little longer before a dentist appointment.

[Nightmares]

:stare:

[koolmike]

MAkes me sick lookin'at dat.

[woodenheart]

ewwwwwwy yucky teeth

[FrighT MasteR]

http://dental.columbia.edu/aapd/AAPD_website/FAQ_for_Parents_files/shapeimage_1.png

:fapper:

[SkullBat308]

oh, god I`m gonna.....:puke: lol that`s nasty.

[RustedChainsaw]

- when the computer takes forever to load or just stops altogether
- drivers who don't signal when they go into your lane
- girls who say 'like' every few words
- ethnocentric people
- people coming into my room with their shoes on
- people who say they listen to all types of music but really only like mainstream pop, rock, and rap
- people who join forums and never post
- when you're with a group of people who are ignorant about a subject and try to make it look like you're the stupid one
- those nights when it feels too hot with the blanket but then too cold without
- milk that starts to taste bad even before its expiration date
- papercuts

[SkullBat308]

- ethnocentric people


Word. Made friends with this guy in my poli sci class, now I know he's a white nationalist. Fuck that pisses me off.

[ravenfeather]

When you get to the end of a contract and people hem and haw about final payment and then get pissy. If you don't have the money people, just say so--don't be a dick about it.

[BigFatOgre]

Low stairwell ceilings going to the basement... tired o smacking my head. Hurts like hell.

[Shreds_of_Flesh]

more Nazi Zombie stuff.....

Mofos that go next to you and start shooting zombies out of your window, there are 4 asshole, 1 per person :mad:

People who leave in the middle of matches :mad: