Mudvayne_Eternal
10-12-2009, 10:15 PM
3/6: Steelba? What the hell are you doing here?
Steelba: I was chased here by a bunch of stinking girl scouts and they weren’t selling cookies…freaky little mofos.
Nightmares: He was screaming like a little girl…lol! I had to save his ass...he’d be dead right now if it wasn’t for me. I mean who doesn’t carry a gun with them?
Mud: Ha! He was asking us to drop our weapons and he doesn’t even have any.
(The group clowns Steelba for not being prepared)
Steelba: Yeah laugh it up…big bad Steelba doesn’t have a gun!
IPod: Ha! What a newbie!
Mud: C’mon guys lay off (tosses Steelba a gun)
Sic: It’s all good we were just having a laugh.
Lemmy: I just learned how to use a gun so I can’t talk…lol
Kick: Guys we need to get moving.
Koolmike: let’s get out of here…
Mud: Why is there so much blood out there?
Nightmares: That’s where I dropped the zombies at…didn’t want the bodies stinking up the place so I put them in the women’s bathroom and locked the door.
Mud: Sounds good...hey, you guys have a ride? Were packed in ours just thought you might want to follow us to Texas.
Nightmares: My rides out back…consider us in. We will fall in behind you guys.
Steelba: I just want to be anywhere but here right now. Let’s go!
(The group all loads up and continue to Texas)
Mud: (Pokes his head out the window) follow us guys!!!
(The group travels over night driving straight through taking shifts in the driver’s seat. They stop only for gas and to restock on supplies. The next morning they come to what used to be a town. We should be used to this by now but it’s something that always seems to get to you...no matter how many zombies you kill. The destruction still eats away at you.)
Mud: (finds a sign covered in debris) Looks like we’re in Kansas. Let’s stay close and look out for survivors.
Sic: Everyone loaded and ready?
Group: yeah were good
Mud: Let’s move out...looks like we’re hoofing it...too dangerous to drive through the debris. We would be sitting ducks.
Sic: Anyone else not feel good about this.
IPod: Something’s not right here Mud…you can feel the death here.
3/6: This shit hits me to the core (lights a blunt)...Hoahhhh yeahhh!! That’s the shit…*cough*
Kick: Lemme hit that shit!
Mud: Damn it!! I said no drugs…but I’m glad you didn’t listen to me for once pass that shit on *inhales and holds it...coughs* Oh shit!! That’s the stuff.
(The rest of the group smokes out)
Koolmike: hey listen … (imitates Jason theme chh chh chh ahh ahh ahh) you guys hear that?
(The group cracks up laughing)
Mud: (trying not to laugh) Alright guys….this is serious...hah ha ha (Falls to the ground laughing…HA! HA! HA!)
Nightmares: Whoa! This is some powerful stuff man.
Steelba: Give me that you big sissies… (Hits the blunt hard)...arghh!! I think I’m bleeding in my chest...Help me Charlie Murphy!!!!
Sic: Don’t look now guys, but there’s a bunch of pissed off umm…umm... dead guys coming after us.
Mud: Damn! (Pops off some shells) IPod! I need some steel!!
IPod: Way ahead of you!
Nightmares: (smiles grabs a zombie by the head picks it up and snaps it’s head off in one foul swoop) Ha! Little bastards! Like a cock roach!!
3/6: Holy shit I’m glad he’s on our team...lol
Koolmike: Remind me to never get on your bad side.
Kick: He’s like the hulk or something…he just picked it up and squashed it.
Steelba: show off…watch this!!
(Steelba plants himself for impact and roundhouses one of the zombies so hard it knocks his head clean off)
3/6: Oh you want to show off huh? Watch this (Brings out his custom desert eagle and lands a perfect head shot) Boo Yahhh!!! Top that.
Sic: That’s all well and good but peep this... (Throws multiple discs and takeout5 zombies) Yeah baby!! 5 in a row…now...you guys top that!
IPod: Draws dual katanas…(runs into the madness and flips over the hoard decapitating the remaining zombies…blood pours onto the ground along with the heads of the undead…sheathes katanas)…That is how you kill a zombie.
Stranger: Bravo! Bravo! (Slow clapping is heard as a hooded figure emerges from a burnt car)…I could not have handled it better myself!!! It’s good to see a fellow user of the blade…
Lemmy: Who is this guy (mumbles)
Stranger: Allow me to introduce myself…I am hektik15...and you’re in my city…
Mud: (checks list)…Hektik15…hektik15...ahh, here we go. You didn’t tell us you were UHM brethren…hand to hand combat huh? We appreciate all the help you gave us by the way (sarcastically). We Love what you done with the place…you know the blood, the guts...and so on.
Hektik15: (removes hood to reveal a painted face) I have moved undetected amongst these creatures for quite some time now. I am honored to be in the presence of fellow UHMians. I did not know so many were still alive. It truly is a shame what the world has turned into
IPod: if you mean mindless, stinking killing machines…then you’re right, it’s a shame.
Nightmares: I got crud on my hands...get me something to wipe this off!!
Koolmike: That will teach you to grab them like that lol…bet you’ll wear gloves next time...lol
Lemmy: here have some hand sanitizer…I keep a constant supply on deck.
3/6: What a nerd...
IPod: Be nice… (She scowls)
Steelba: You mofos want to hang around here getting to know each other or you want to talk about how were going to make it to Texas?
Mud: Steelba is right...hektik15…we are on the way to a safe zone in Texas. Fright is supposed to have other survivors there.
Hektik15: I would enjoy the company and appreciate the offer... I will fight valiantly by your sides.
Steelba: I was chased here by a bunch of stinking girl scouts and they weren’t selling cookies…freaky little mofos.
Nightmares: He was screaming like a little girl…lol! I had to save his ass...he’d be dead right now if it wasn’t for me. I mean who doesn’t carry a gun with them?
Mud: Ha! He was asking us to drop our weapons and he doesn’t even have any.
(The group clowns Steelba for not being prepared)
Steelba: Yeah laugh it up…big bad Steelba doesn’t have a gun!
IPod: Ha! What a newbie!
Mud: C’mon guys lay off (tosses Steelba a gun)
Sic: It’s all good we were just having a laugh.
Lemmy: I just learned how to use a gun so I can’t talk…lol
Kick: Guys we need to get moving.
Koolmike: let’s get out of here…
Mud: Why is there so much blood out there?
Nightmares: That’s where I dropped the zombies at…didn’t want the bodies stinking up the place so I put them in the women’s bathroom and locked the door.
Mud: Sounds good...hey, you guys have a ride? Were packed in ours just thought you might want to follow us to Texas.
Nightmares: My rides out back…consider us in. We will fall in behind you guys.
Steelba: I just want to be anywhere but here right now. Let’s go!
(The group all loads up and continue to Texas)
Mud: (Pokes his head out the window) follow us guys!!!
(The group travels over night driving straight through taking shifts in the driver’s seat. They stop only for gas and to restock on supplies. The next morning they come to what used to be a town. We should be used to this by now but it’s something that always seems to get to you...no matter how many zombies you kill. The destruction still eats away at you.)
Mud: (finds a sign covered in debris) Looks like we’re in Kansas. Let’s stay close and look out for survivors.
Sic: Everyone loaded and ready?
Group: yeah were good
Mud: Let’s move out...looks like we’re hoofing it...too dangerous to drive through the debris. We would be sitting ducks.
Sic: Anyone else not feel good about this.
IPod: Something’s not right here Mud…you can feel the death here.
3/6: This shit hits me to the core (lights a blunt)...Hoahhhh yeahhh!! That’s the shit…*cough*
Kick: Lemme hit that shit!
Mud: Damn it!! I said no drugs…but I’m glad you didn’t listen to me for once pass that shit on *inhales and holds it...coughs* Oh shit!! That’s the stuff.
(The rest of the group smokes out)
Koolmike: hey listen … (imitates Jason theme chh chh chh ahh ahh ahh) you guys hear that?
(The group cracks up laughing)
Mud: (trying not to laugh) Alright guys….this is serious...hah ha ha (Falls to the ground laughing…HA! HA! HA!)
Nightmares: Whoa! This is some powerful stuff man.
Steelba: Give me that you big sissies… (Hits the blunt hard)...arghh!! I think I’m bleeding in my chest...Help me Charlie Murphy!!!!
Sic: Don’t look now guys, but there’s a bunch of pissed off umm…umm... dead guys coming after us.
Mud: Damn! (Pops off some shells) IPod! I need some steel!!
IPod: Way ahead of you!
Nightmares: (smiles grabs a zombie by the head picks it up and snaps it’s head off in one foul swoop) Ha! Little bastards! Like a cock roach!!
3/6: Holy shit I’m glad he’s on our team...lol
Koolmike: Remind me to never get on your bad side.
Kick: He’s like the hulk or something…he just picked it up and squashed it.
Steelba: show off…watch this!!
(Steelba plants himself for impact and roundhouses one of the zombies so hard it knocks his head clean off)
3/6: Oh you want to show off huh? Watch this (Brings out his custom desert eagle and lands a perfect head shot) Boo Yahhh!!! Top that.
Sic: That’s all well and good but peep this... (Throws multiple discs and takeout5 zombies) Yeah baby!! 5 in a row…now...you guys top that!
IPod: Draws dual katanas…(runs into the madness and flips over the hoard decapitating the remaining zombies…blood pours onto the ground along with the heads of the undead…sheathes katanas)…That is how you kill a zombie.
Stranger: Bravo! Bravo! (Slow clapping is heard as a hooded figure emerges from a burnt car)…I could not have handled it better myself!!! It’s good to see a fellow user of the blade…
Lemmy: Who is this guy (mumbles)
Stranger: Allow me to introduce myself…I am hektik15...and you’re in my city…
Mud: (checks list)…Hektik15…hektik15...ahh, here we go. You didn’t tell us you were UHM brethren…hand to hand combat huh? We appreciate all the help you gave us by the way (sarcastically). We Love what you done with the place…you know the blood, the guts...and so on.
Hektik15: (removes hood to reveal a painted face) I have moved undetected amongst these creatures for quite some time now. I am honored to be in the presence of fellow UHMians. I did not know so many were still alive. It truly is a shame what the world has turned into
IPod: if you mean mindless, stinking killing machines…then you’re right, it’s a shame.
Nightmares: I got crud on my hands...get me something to wipe this off!!
Koolmike: That will teach you to grab them like that lol…bet you’ll wear gloves next time...lol
Lemmy: here have some hand sanitizer…I keep a constant supply on deck.
3/6: What a nerd...
IPod: Be nice… (She scowls)
Steelba: You mofos want to hang around here getting to know each other or you want to talk about how were going to make it to Texas?
Mud: Steelba is right...hektik15…we are on the way to a safe zone in Texas. Fright is supposed to have other survivors there.
Hektik15: I would enjoy the company and appreciate the offer... I will fight valiantly by your sides.