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    Rob Zombie's idea of a scary movie is a shaky...

    Rob Zombie's idea of a scary movie is a shaky camera and hillbilly teeth, set to his wife's ass and some horrible music. Yeah, zombie released maybe two good albums and house of 1000 corpses and...
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    I actually got to see trick 'r treat just a month...

    I actually got to see trick 'r treat just a month before it was released at the after dark festival. Not knowing what to expect, I was extremely pleased with the film, and I bought it a couple weeks...
  3. Thread: Halloween 2

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    I would complain more about rob zombie, but it...

    I would complain more about rob zombie, but it wouldn't make a difference...
  4. Thread: Warcraft movie

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    W... T... F... ????? Wow, Raimi has really...

    W... T... F... ?????

    Wow, Raimi has really sold the fuck out. I haaate WoW. I have no idea how he plans to turn it into an enjoyable movie.

    "Here Ash, go around and collect these mushrooms,...
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    ^ Lol seriously, Amusement was a big let down....

    ^ Lol seriously, Amusement was a big let down. ALTHOUGH; the scene with the clown in the chair was great. Could have been done better, the whole movie could have been a lot better.

    And apparently...
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    This movie looks mediocre at best. And I must...

    This movie looks mediocre at best. And I must have been the only guy who didn't "get" Juno. I don't want to give Fox anymore money than she has already garnered for her talentless eye-candy cameos.
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    Wasn't this the movie that portrayed the zombies...

    Wasn't this the movie that portrayed the zombies in a really human way? Like the vegetarian boyfriend zombie that actually helped the humans in the end? Really uninspired.

    I think it is. It really...
  8. Thread: Quarantine 2

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    Quarantine sucked all kinds of balls. The main...

    Quarantine sucked all kinds of balls. The main girl was so annoying in the movie, it just killed it for me. Not to mention that the ending dragged on and on and was anti-climactic. I know it was...
  9. Thread: Rob Zombie's H3

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    Wise words. We give value to things with our...

    Wise words. We give value to things with our money. Its like they start a franchise with a good director and idea, and then fuck the financial shit out of it, until no more money is left. Then they...
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    Rob's wife died in the first one too, but now...

    Rob's wife died in the first one too, but now she's back as some ridiculous plot add-on.

    So... michael was shot in the face, loomis's eyes were squished out, and michael's mom killed herself. And...
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    I'm officially teased:) I can't wait for this...

    I'm officially teased:)

    I can't wait for this one. Every so often a good movie comes out. I hope this lives up to the hype.
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    Eh. I like the poster, but the slogan on top is a...

    Eh. I like the poster, but the slogan on top is a little cheesy, even though halloween was a horror about family.

    I don't know what to think yet. H1 sucked balls, thats for sure.
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    ^^^ Legacy and Retro were especially bad. The...

    ^^^ Legacy and Retro were especially bad.

    The orginal trilogy is classic, and 4/5 were entertaining.

    edit: but the movie premise and puppets are magical so I'll still check out the new movie.
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    Oh man, this movie was so bad. So bad. Sucked all...

    Oh man, this movie was so bad. So bad. Sucked all kinds of balls.

    Wes was okay in it, but this was not a good movie by a long shot. Extremely forgetable. Not suspenseful, not scary, just lame.
  15. Thread: Drag me to hell

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    ^^ True! Some R-rated flicks suck ass, and...

    ^^ True!

    Some R-rated flicks suck ass, and some PG-13 movies are awesome.

    PG-13 just means no boobies. Big deal. My girlfriend has some, I'll borrow those.
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    Actually, the movie that scared the balls off of...

    Actually, the movie that scared the balls off of me wasn't even a horror flick. Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan. The part where that thing gets inside chekov's ear?

    Uhh, to a lesser extent:
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    SERIOUSLY.

    SERIOUSLY.
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    The only good thing about H2 is that it couldn't...

    The only good thing about H2 is that it couldn't possibly be worse than H1.

    Rob Zombie set the bar really low to begin with.
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    ^^^ lol, the remake is a joke. The original is...

    ^^^ lol, the remake is a joke. The original is fuckin classic. No soundtrack, pure atmosphere.
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    Haha, I''l be first in line for this shit. Well,...

    Haha, I''l be first in line for this shit. Well, not actually. They were okay movies.
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    Nobody does "Lead Cenobite" like Doug Bradley.

    Nobody does "Lead Cenobite" like Doug Bradley.
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    Malcolm makes for a shitty Loomis.

    Malcolm makes for a shitty Loomis.
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    Hey don't get me wrong, I think that rob zombie...

    Hey don't get me wrong, I think that rob zombie RUINED the first remake, but this one actually at least looks like an improvement on his first try.

    The whole "ghost" mom thing worked for Mr....
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    1 - By no means an original idea 2 - Agreed 3 -...

    1 - By no means an original idea
    2 - Agreed
    3 - Circumstantial; had freddy's character failed, the name would have too.
    4 - You got it right here, man; Englund is awesome and probably has more to...
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    You're not missing a whole lot... :)

    You're not missing a whole lot... :)
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