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Cutthroat Island - 5/10 - Before Johnny Depp sailed the seas in Pirates of the Caribbean, Renny Harlin directed this pirates themed box-office disaster that bankrupted Carolco Pictures. Non-stop action and some of celluloid's biggest explosions make up for a severely lackluster script, muddy cinematography and shitty acting from EVERYONE on screen. Bad! Bad! Bad! On all accounts -- but oh so entertaining...oh, and yeah, Geena Davis looks like a man.