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    Another classic poem from Gore

    Enjoy.

    Cannibal Abuse

    When I wake up this morning,
    I couldn’t open my eyes.
    My eyes were black and blue,
    It acted like someone hit me.
    I couldn’t feel anything,
    I wouldn’t move everything.
    I tried to open my eyes,
    It feels like my eyes were dried up.
    I end up hearing a stranger.
    A stranger look up at me, when I couldn’t see anything.
    I thought about the stranger end up carrying a knife.
    He tied me up against the wall.
    The stranger tried to open my eyes,
    He took a knife and stick into my eyes.
    Blood were coming out everywhere.
    I scream to death
    The stranger put my eye balls inside ice cream.
    Then he eats it.
    He cuts off all my body parts and ate it also.

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    At least you spelled a few words correctly.


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    Last edited by Cannibal; 11-13-2007 at 05:07 AM.

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    That was hilarious! I love the ending.

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    Man has not eaten God; God has eaten man." Philip K. Dick The Man in the High Castle (1962)

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    Another classic

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    Diz mutha F'er got banned!
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    this poem reminds me of the "berzerker" guy from clerks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wax Zombie View Post
    Enjoy.

    Cannibal Abuse

    When I woke up this morning,
    I couldn’t open my eyes.
    My eyes were black and blue,
    It felt like someone hit me.
    I couldn’t feel anything,
    I couldn't move everything.
    I tried to open my eyes,
    It feels like my eyes are dried up.
    I end up hearing a stranger.
    A stranger looked up at me, while I couldn’t see anything.
    I thought about the stranger who ended up carrying a knife.
    He tied me up against the wall.
    The stranger tried to open my eyes,
    He took his knife and stuck it into my eyes.
    Blood was coming out everywhere.
    I screamed to death
    The stranger put my eye balls inside ice cream.
    Then he ate it.
    He then cuts off all of my body parts and then ate it also.
    ok this is the best i could do to edit this...still some of it is incorrect

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    Quote Originally Posted by misfit View Post

    Cannibal Abuse

    When I woke up this morning,
    I couldn’t open my eyes.
    My eyes were black and blue,
    It felt like someone hit me.
    I couldn’t feel anything,
    I couldn't move everything.
    I tried to open my eyes;
    It felt like my eyes were dried up.
    Then I heard a stranger.
    The stranger looked up at me, while I couldn’t see anything.
    I thought about the stranger, who was carrying a knife.
    He tied me up against the wall.
    The stranger tried to open my eyes,
    He took his knife and stuck it into my eyes.
    Blood was coming out everywhere;
    I screamed to death.
    The stranger put my eye balls inside ice cream...and ate it.
    Then he cut off all my body parts and ate them as well.

    ok this is the best i could do to edit this...still some of it is incorrect
    I took it a step further.

    At least you're trying, Gore...At least you're trying.

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    Last edited by H78; 11-27-2007 at 02:24 PM.
    FrighT MasteR : in all seriousness, i really do think he's a little slow in the head

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    With all that spell check crap its no longer a classic poem.

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    it now has the ability to be read

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    Quote Originally Posted by misfit View Post
    ok this is the best i could do to edit this...still some of it is incorrect
    Thanks for fixing my poem. It's better now.

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    You probably shouldn't try rhyming eyes with eyes.

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    do what you want, but don't do it around me.
    Idleness and dissipation breed apathy.
    I sit on my ass all goddamn day,
    A misanthropic anthropoid with nothing to say
    So do what you must and do all you can,
    Break all the fucking rules and
    Go to Hell with Superman and
    Die like a champion, yeah hey!

    I don't know if the billions will survive,
    But I'll believe in God..I Will never believe God
    My moniker is man and I'm rotten to the core.
    I'll tear down this fuckin building
    just to pass through the door.

    if anyone knows what t hats from...you rock

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