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    In the Name of the King

    I don't know if I should see this movie or I should see it. It does have good stars like Jason Statham and Matthew Lillard (I haven't seen him in a movie for a while). I might give this one a try. Even though it's an Uwe Boll film.

    Who going to see it?

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    *slaps Gore accross the head with his own hand*
    Why you keep hitting yourself?
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    Why you keep hitting yourself?
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    Why you keep hitting yourself?
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    Why you keep hitting yourself?

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    yeah please tell me your joking. Smart thing about the trailer is it keeps Ray Liotta from speaking.

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    I've only seen the tv ads. I believe my exact thought was "What the fuck is this shit?"

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    Yeah, but I mean I may go see it if I have a friend that would pay for me.

    I mean what could be worst this or First Sunday

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    *smacks gores friend in the head with his own hand*
    why you hitting yourself?
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    why you hitting yourself?
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    why you hitting yourself?

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    lmao I guess I wont see it.

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    or how bout not watch any movies at all

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    *forces LGOR to bend over and kiss himself*
    why you kissing yourself?
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    why you kissing yourself?

    ENough spazzing, lets just keep Gore from trying Uwe in Bed, seriously man we need to edumucate you.

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    I hate Uwe Boll (pronounced uva for those that are curious) and I WILL NOT be seeing this. I've heard great things about Postal but I will not be fooled. UWE BOLL SUX.

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    WTF saw the TV spot and thought it looked lame.

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    My wife and I will check it out when it hits dvd. Given the quality of Boll's movies, we're already counting the hours.

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    gives misfit razor blades for new years gift just in case he gets too wasted to remember no tot see this film.at the very least if you do see it youc an chuck razor blades at the audience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wrathborne View Post
    gives misfit razor blades for new years gift just in case he gets too wasted to remember no tot see this film.at the very least if you do see it youc an chuck razor blades at the audience.
    you drunk when you wrote this?

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    The ONLY thing that EVER makes Boll flicks even remotely tolerable, and that is stretching the word "tolerable" to the most extreme extent, is gore and nudity. Granted, these two aspects do not save Boll's movies, but they at least give me something to look at.

    Well, considering this movie is PG-13, I feel quite confident that there will be absolutely NO redeeming value whatsoever in this flick and I don't have the slightest miniscule microscopic iota of desire, spawned of morbid curiousity, to see this flick. I will not go to the theater to see it, I will not rent it on DVD, I will not get it from Netflix, I will not download it, I will not borrow it from a friend, and I won't even watch it if it's on cable and there's nothing else worth watching on the tube.... bottom-line: As far as I'm concerned, this movie is just a figment of my imagination... a fleeting thing that will disappear from my memory in all due haste.

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    Have been seeing the TV spots for this lately and each time...without fail...I utter the words "what a piece of shit." Now you tell me this douchebag directed it?

    I mean seriously. What a piece of shit.

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    A relatively unseen classic!

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