Most Absurd, Dumbass Movie You've Ever Seen, and in Effect, The Funniest

[ASoron0424]

What's a movie you know of that tries so hard to take itself seriously that it just ends up being hysterical? A lot of DTV horror movies achieve this, I've read a lot of reviews of Uncle Sam that say it's one of the best.

A dumbass, corny, ridiculous movie that you laughed at endlessly.

[Knight]

Way too many to list.

Most recently--'Death Sentence'.

All time favorite: Cobra

[H78]

See the resume for one Mr. Uwe Boll and take your pick.

[ASoron0424]

See the resume for one Mr. Uwe Boll and take your pick.

I think more sadness than humor ensues when it comes to Uwe.

[LgOr]

any recent Seagal movie, just saw one on Spike and you got to be blind to not tell it's not him in the fight scenes. Funny shit

[ASoron0424]

I noticed with a lot of Segals eighties and nineties movies, if you put "Stephen Segal is..." before the title, it's a perfect fit.
"Stephen Segal Is..."
Out for Justice
Above the Law
Under Seige
Hard To Kill
Half Past Dead
The Glimmer Man
etc.

[Driden]

All time favorite: Cobra

(IMDB)

"I don't deal with psychos. I put them away." And what cheese movie is without this line "You're a disease - and I'm the cure"

"Hey dirtbag, you're a lousy shot. I don't like lousy shots. You wasted a kid... for nothing. Now I think it's time to waste you!"

Marion Cobretti: You know that's bad for your health?
Punk smoking cigarette: What?
[looking threatening]
Marion Cobretti: [grabs cigarette away from punk's mouth] Me.

who writes this shit? sounds like Horatio of CSI Miami or Duke Nuke em

[Knight]

You forgot...

Psycho in supermarket: Stay back man! I got a bomb! I'll blow this whole place up!

Cobra: Go ahead. I don't shop here.

Pure brilliance. 'Cobra' is the pinnacle of bad 80's action. I've seen it over a dozen times and it never fails to entertain. Sly at both his best and worst.

[RIP]

Two words:

Scissors

Pizza

That's all you really need to know about Marion Cobretti.

"I always wanted a tougher sounding name."

"...like what"

"Alice."

[ASoron0424]

Hard to Kill:

Politician: "We're taking violence to the bank!"
Segal: "I'm taking you to the bank. To the BLOOD BANK."

[Knight]

Two words:

Scissors

Pizza

...and Gloves.

Gotta have the gloves.

You know what the trouble with you is? You're too violent.

[3/6]

death race 2000

[koolmike]

DB: American Gigalo