Clerks II

[Bedogsexor]

I just saw it tonight and going into it I didn't think it could get better than the original. But I seriously loved it.

The donkey show scene had my sides burning from laughing too hard. I swear it was the funniest movie scene I have seen.

"I'm sorry Jesus."

[3/6]

I just saw it tonight and going into it I didn't think it could get better than the original. But I seriously loved it.

The donkey show scene had my sides burning from laughing too hard. I swear it was the funniest movie scene I have seen.

"I'm sorry Jesus."

i was crackin up at that part..
and the porch monky 4 life shyt..lol

[Darkgod]

Im taking it back.

[3/6]

pickel fucker

[Darkgod]

Im from Jersey so its always good to see the things in the movie.

[3/6]

Randal Graves: Since when did porch monkey become a racial slur?
Dante Hicks: When ignorant racists started saying it a hundred years ago!
Randal Graves: Oh, bullshit! My grandmother used to call me a porch monkey all the time when I was a kid because I'd sit on the porch and stare at my neighbors!
Dante Hicks: Despite the fact that your grandmother used it as a term of endearment for you, it's still a racial slur! It'd be like your grandmother calling you a little kike!
Randal Graves: Oh, it is not. My grandmother had the utmost respect for the Jewish community. When I was a kid she told me to always treat the Jewish kids well, or they'd put the sheeny curse on me.
Dante Hicks: What the fuck, man?
Randal Graves: What?
Dante Hicks: Sheeny's a racial slur, too!
Randal Graves: Oh, it is not.
Dante Hicks: Yes, it is!
Randal Graves: She never called any Jews 'sheeny', she just used to say sheeny curse a lot. It was cute!
Dante Hicks: It wasn't cute! It was racist!
Randal Graves: I disagree, man, she was just an old timer, that's the way people talked back then! It didn't mean they were racist... but my grandmother did refer to a broken beer bottle once as a nigger knife... you know, come to think of it, my grandmother was kind of a racist.
Dante Hicks: You think?
Randal Graves: Well, I still don't think porch monkey should be considered a racial term. I've always used it to describe lazy people, not lazy black people! I think if we really tried, we could re-claim porch monkey, and save it.
Dante Hicks: It can't be saved, Randal! The sole purpose of its creation, the only reason it exists in the first place, it to disparage an entire race! And even if it could be saved, you can't save it because you're not black!
Randal Graves: Well listen to you! Telling me I can't do something because of the color of my skin! You're the racist! I'm taking it back, you watch!
[customers enter]
Randal Graves: Hey, what can I get for you, you little porch monkey?... Its cool, I'm taking it back.

[Darkgod]

They mentioned my collge in there too, Brookdale. SMall community college where Smith went for a while.

[3/6]

is that a really a fast food restaurant there??

[Darkgod]

it used to be a Burger Haven. No such thing as Moobys.

Anyway one of my fave lines and an odd story.

Randal Graves: And what's with that gay fucking look, I thought Sam was going to saunter over Frodo and suck his fucking cock. Now that would have been an Academy Award worthy ending.
Hobbit Lover: Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
Randal Graves: And then after the Frodo and Sam suckfest, just before the credits roll, Sam straight up fucking bricks in Frodo's mouth.

When I went to see Lord of the rings with my friend, afterwards he turned and asked me.... dude is Hobbit another word for a gay guy?

[IKickAssForTheLord]

one of my favorite movies...

Goodbye Horses...

[KING]

Hated it, boring as fuck and very unfunny.

[IKickAssForTheLord]

Hated it, boring as fuck and very unfunny.

:point: :poorguy:

[choptop2]

is that a really a fast food restaurant there??

Must not have seen Dogma.

[KING]

Yeah, I guess I do deserve to be laughed at for watching that crap.

Though I do like the reference to Silence of the Lambs, I thought that was pretty funny.

[3/6]

Must not have seen Dogma.

ive seen dogma..ive seen allt he kevin smith movies..

[cmurdur]

I thought the movie was disappointing.

[choptop2]

ive seen dogma..ive seen allt he kevin smith movies..

Well then you should have watched it Sober. Moobie was the Parody of Mickey Mouse/ false idol in Dogma. There's also a scene where they're eating at Moobie's. Think there's also some moobie stuff in Strike back.

[ZION]

One of the funniest flicks ive seen in a while. Great sequal. FYI, my local bestbuy store was selling the S.E. Clerks 2 set, the one that comes in a Mooby's kids meal, w/hat for $15.00. Would have bought it, but already own the original 2 disk set. Check your local Bestbuy.

[Snuggle]

I thought the movie was hilarious.

[dead breed]

I love this movie, I recently picked this one up on DVD, I'm also a fan of the original.