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First time my knife touched skin
And the red blood started flowing so quick I just couldn't quit
Kept stabbing until everything that I seen was red
The pillow, the blankets, the walls, and even the bed
One color dominating everything like contemporary art
Am I the killer or artist with bloody heart?
Then I curled into a ball in the corner of the room
Feeling like a creep in the light of the moon
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Yah, I was skeptical due to all the hype, which fucked up Blair Witch (even more than the irritating characters). However, being a total ghost story fan (Ghost Story, The Changeling, The Grudge) and a huge fan of the paranormal in general, the wife and I gave this one a try, and......depending on who you are and what type of lifestyle you have, you'll either love it or laugh at it. I'm a huge underground gore fan from way back, and still love extreme gore, but...i'm 40 now and am happily married with two kids...yah, me and the wife still watch gore/horror, but...we've also got a lotta shit to take care of, y'know?
What I'm sayin', is...if you're a college aged partier who is hittin' the town every night and you go see this on a whim w/friends...you'll laugh or be bored. But, if you are living a somewhat SLOWER lifestyle (like me) and give this a chance, it contains the best tension-build in recent movie history and WILL scare the shit outta you if you LET IT. If you give yourself over to these two characters (who are well-defined and well-acted, not to mention not too irritating-you actually find yourself liking them) and their ongoing plight, you will be sitting there, dreading the next scene that takes place at night in their bedroom w/the stationary camera.
So, go and let yourself be scared!! What better has come out in recent years? Halloween II? Friday The 13th remake? Fuckin' Saw 27?? This one, along with The 4th Kind are the two best this year, y'all. If it's gore you want, fuck the Saw franchise- stick with underground shit like Gateway Meat or Andreas Schnass stuff. If it's scares you want, you won't find them at all- unless you see Paranormal Activity or The Fourth Kind.
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I liked it, but I like crappy movies. This fits right in with TBWP and Cloverfield. So crappy and stupid it's good. Was it scary? Hell no! Was it bloody? No. Was it interesting? Yes.
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I've heard mixed reviews about this...I just have a feeling it's going to be another Blair Witch Project and I have no interest in blowing $9 - $11 to find out. I'll wait for the DVD.
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I seen this a couple years back and was able to see the Original ending. After seeing the new ending Im torn between which is better and more scary. A course the theater version is suppose to have the Scary feel but some might feel the original has a more scary realistic feel to it.
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This movie was creepy, but the CGI face ending was fucking stupid and ruined any realism the movie had going for it. I heard about the original ending too where the chick just stands there and eventually gets arrested..also very stupid.
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Nooooooooo thats not how it is either
Spoiler...It shows her get up and stand there then go down stairs and then you hear screams and her BF heads down you hear him scream as well. She comes back up the stair with a bloody t shirt, and a knife and sits down by the bed and rocks and rocks for hours the phone rings over and over, about 19 hours goes by and her friend comes to check on them. You hear her but dont see her she says hello guys and then finds his body and screams and leaves. About 10 min later the cops come and head up stairs and when they shine the light on her she comes out of her trance and stands up asking where her boyfriend is with the knife in hand as she walks towards the cops the shoot her. and thats the ending. Its spooky for the fact she is in some trance and just sits there rocking. you'd have to see it.
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Who gives a fuck if it's an CGI ending?!?
The film needed one big scare, and it WORKED. I actually jumped. And 90% of the theatre screamed and jumped. Best theatre experience ever.
I'm sure with a different ending, everyone would have been disappointed. I know I would have been,
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The dvd is a bit let-down.
No special features? Nothing? Not even a commentary? WTF.
And just one alternate ending on the dvd? They filmed what, six different ending? Where are the rest of the endings?
I am happy they took the time to allow you to watch just the alternate ending and not force you through the whole flick again to see it. Rest of it... who dropped the ball?
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Well personally I had a *lot* of fun watching this movie...and i felt lucky that I saw the alternate ending first (i'm wired that way) before watching the theatrically released ending on the dvd.
i also pretty much agree with everything said about the movie...both positive and negative. i still love it. instead of immediately watching the theatrical ending i actually went back and watched the whole movie over again just to build up to it one more time.
one fun little thing to do is towards the end of the movie as micah finds the website containing diane's story is pause the movie so you can zoom in and read her story on the page. it makes the alternate ending much much creepier.
its been awhile since a movie made me jump and got me this creeped out.
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It was so unscary that, after watching it I had to go out and attempt to get a blowjob from a rottweiler just to restore the fear balance.
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As Get Some said, this movie was supposed to look real as hell. It's goal was to probably make people think this shit actually happened. The computer animated face at the end ruined all forms of realism the director had going for the film.
Also 90% of the theater was probably filled with 17-18 year olds who think Halloween II was the scariest movie ever made, or guys who bring their girls there just for a date. Now, when a real horror lover like myself was watching it I was immediately disappointed. I have seen much worse and barely jumped in my seat. Now, I am not saying you are not a true horror lover, but if you think Paranormal Activity is "the best theater experience ever" then all I can do is laugh.
Stupid movie
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This movie was plain awful...there was absolutly no "jump out of your seat" parts...maybe I have been watching horror to long but this was not creepy...the flying monkey's in Wizard of Oz were creepier than this!
Yes the added CGI wasn't needed and it added no WOW factor...the only half way decent thing about this film was it's alternate ending....thats what I wanted to do after watching this movie...sorry not movie..after school special!
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