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    Jessica Alba does a horror photo shoot











    why couldn't she do a scene from Hostel and be butt-ass naked?

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    Gotta say she looks pretty dumb as the Psycho chick. I like the last one though.

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    I thought that was pretty cool. I hope someone doesn't look at those photos and think more remakes... that would not be pretty cool.

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    The Psycho photo looks like her head was photoshopped onto a mans body ahh

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    God she still can't even act in a fucking picture. what a hopeless bitch

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    Sarah Michelle Gellar did this first and 10x better.








    Has the article that ran with the photos. http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,725828,00.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by Driden View Post
    God she still can't even act in a fucking picture. what a hopeless bitch
    Driden, whose the chick/band in your sig with the twirling finger?

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    She looks dumb as hell in all of them.

    Though some of the SMG ones are pretty cool.

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    Lets see..

    Alba's photos:
    1st photo - Is she scared or having cramps?
    2nd photo - Water too hot/cold or cut herself shaving.
    3rd photo - Seems like she is coming off drugs and realizing she got knocked up.
    4th photo - Is she supposed to be scared or worried the birds will crap on her wig?
    5th photo - Yea, I've had bad acid trips like that too. I had that 'wtf is happening' look too. Thats not a scared face. Nice color contracts on the phorographer's part though.

    Summary: Lack of or wrong emotion shown in facial features. She never was a photo face to begin with.

    SMG's photos:
    1st photo - Ok, you're blinking... and?
    2nd photo - How is passed out drunk with a few cats supposed to impact the viewer?
    3rd photo - Is she faking fear or faking an orgasm, I can't tell by the face.
    4th photo - Ok, you are pissed someone knocked you down. This one is at least sort of on message.
    5th photo - Her head really looks cut and pasted onto another girl's body in this one.
    6th photo - The whole 'wearing nothing but a light robe in a misty clearing' sparks one reaction... and it is not exactly fear.
    7th photo - Why does it look like she wants someone watching this?

    Summary: More emotion in the face than Alba, but still lacking in getting the message across. Some even lean more towards softcore porn than horror shots. *shrug*

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimeisacharacter View Post
    Lets see..

    Alba's photos:
    1st photo - Is she scared or having cramps?
    2nd photo - Water too hot/cold or cut herself shaving.
    3rd photo - Seems like she is coming off drugs and realizing she got knocked up.
    4th photo - Is she supposed to be scared or worried the birds will crap on her wig?
    5th photo - Yea, I've had bad acid trips like that too. I had that 'wtf is happening' look too. Thats not a scared face. Nice color contracts on the phorographer's part though.

    Summary: Lack of or wrong emotion shown in facial features. She never was a photo face to begin with.

    SMG's photos:
    1st photo - Ok, you're blinking... and?
    2nd photo - How is passed out drunk with a few cats supposed to impact the viewer?
    3rd photo - Is she faking fear or faking an orgasm, I can't tell by the face.
    4th photo - Ok, you are pissed someone knocked you down. This one is at least sort of on message.
    5th photo - Her head really looks cut and pasted onto another girl's body in this one.
    6th photo - The whole 'wearing nothing but a light robe in a misty clearing' sparks one reaction... and it is not exactly fear.
    7th photo - Why does it look like she wants someone watching this?

    Summary: More emotion in the face than Alba, but still lacking in getting the message across. Some even lean more towards softcore porn than horror shots. *shrug*
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    Quote Originally Posted by BooBerry View Post
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    I wouldn't last on that show. Have to be taken to the emergency room. Would stop breathing from laughing constantly.

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    She's so fuckin' ugly these days. I like The Birds one.

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    The only one I dig from Alba's shoot is the last one. The Scream one is kinda cool too.

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    I get sick and tired of seeing pics like this. What we need is her to be pictured in a bikini for a change.

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    I think its cool when people do stuff like this. And why does that picture of SMG dead at the broken window turn me on so much......thats odd.

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    Somehow I think the pic with Ricci and her chainsaw defeats all the pics here, especially the Alba ones. Too bad I cant find it anymore, its pretty tough to find.

    EDIT: Found.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chief Falling Rock View Post
    And why does that picture of SMG dead at the broken window turn me on so much
    'Cause there's a dude in it.

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