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    Suspiria remake aka stupid bullshit

    http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2008/03/05...spiria-remake/

    No, you're not trapped in a David Lynch movie (again), that's actually a link from an MTV blog reporting on the latest attempt at a Suspiria remake. They think the original is "gosh darn scary" and, oh wait I just threw up, sorry, what was I saying? Seems as if some hip indie director finished watching Juno and the Argento name drop pointed him in the direction of which to spread his disease. Expect it to open wide next year with an endorsement from Quentin Tarantino and a soundtrack by the Polyphonic Spree.

    "Some classy shiat." How fucking insightful. Just because you're talking to a blogger from MTV doesn't mean you have to converse at a 6th grade level. How about, "Yes it's an expressionistic masterpiece and I would like to reinterpretize the colours and juxtapositions blah blah other jargon I learnt in a film school I paid way too much for"? I might have been able to live with that, for about three seconds, but "classy shiat" is something I'd expect to hear leaving a showing of 10,000 B.C. in the ghetto. Keep your trendy pop culture away from great works of art and remake Blood Feast instead.

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    I didn't like the original.

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    Hey fuck you pal, Blood Feast is a work of art!!!

    There's no stopping remakes, the simple solution is to not watch them.

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    It will be 100% dissimiliar to the original.

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    The original doesn't interest me in the least. I could care less wether they remake it or not. LOL film school jargon, mostly just makes people sound like a conceited jackass.

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    I have not seen Suspiria either.

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    Suspiria is an excellent film. Although, if it not your cup of tea then no big deal. How in the hell is this an early version of "tourture porn"? This version is going to be dumbed-down so every teeny can understand it - all complexity thrown out the door. Lighting? Who uses that anymore? GONE.

    I wonder how Argento feels.

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    Suspiria was boring to me, personally. I watched it when I was 11 and, even then, I was a horror maniac trying to watch all I could. Sadly, this movie did nothing for me.

    As for remakes, it is true: Hollywood has ran out of ideas and they'd rather remake something than actually come up with something original. Either just don't watch it or live with it is really the only advice I can give ya. Pretty soon a remake of NoES is gonna be made and I'm gonna cry... Freddy is my slasher crush... Kinda like a man crush except with a slasher.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hackerslacker View Post

    I wonder how Argento feels.
    Well he's not exactly setting the world on fire with his newest piece of shit movies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knight View Post
    Well he's not exactly setting the world on fire with his newest piece of shit movies.
    haha, after Opera they went down hill. I couldnt even sit through "Do you like hitchcock" and The Third Mother was painful.

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    Are they remaking Suspiria for real?

    I keep reading rumors on sites about it and i don't think it would be a great idea to remake it. Could it even work?

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    No. Absolutely not. No reason to remake it at all. Suspiria falls into the realm of movies like Exorcist and Rosemary's Baby, flicks that should never be adapted because they are so awesome in their originality.

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    No remake for this, perfectly fine the way it is! :nod: :thumbup3:

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    It would make no sense for this to be remade...the story in Susperia isn't even that good, the reason the film is amazing is for it's visualizations and style. No remake ever can capture an original's visualizations...unless it's a shot for shot remake, but then why remake it anyway?

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    I don't think this is gonna happen, nope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by levil666 View Post
    No. Absolutely not. No reason to remake it at all. Suspiria falls into the realm of movies like Exorcist and Rosemary's Baby, flicks that should never be adapted because they are so awesome in their originality.
    Rosemary's Baby has already been announced with Michael Bay attached.

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