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    What is this? A homicide or a bad B movie? Det.Cameron from Night of the Creeps

    Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal! Hudson from Aliens

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    Quote Originally Posted by Highwayman View Post
    I've got loads of cheesy and classic quotes I love.

    Here's one - Leprechaun: Try as they will, and try as they might, who steals me gold won't live through the night.


    A friend with weed is a friend indeed, but a friend With Gold is the Best im Told(rips ice T's finger off) Lep in the hood =D

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    'Drink what you want,drink what you're able. If you're drinkin with me, you'll be under the table'

    I use this one all the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Joker View Post
    Or
    'Drink what you want,drink what you're able. If you're drinkin with me, you'll be under the table'

    I use this one all the time.
    Lep 2... I love that quote and the scene is great too.

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    Child's Play 2

    Chucky: Come on! Step on it!
    Kyle: Fine! We'll just get pulled over again!
    Chucky: Just shut up and drive before I kick your fucking teeth in!
    Kyle: [Kyle suddenly slows the car]
    Chucky: YOU GODDAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!

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    Fucking nursery school....

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    "What are you looking at, turn around you filthy thing"
    "To know Death you must Fuck Life in the Gall bladder"

    Flesh for Frankenstein provided alot more quotes then those 2 but i'm lazy...

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    While he's watching the Munsters - I hate fucked up families!!

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    Let me tell you a little story......EAT YOUR MOM'S PUSSY! I mean jam your face in it

    So he's lickin and choppin on her pussy and she's yellin and screamin AHHHHH!! Ye ol' battle axe liable to crush my bones Ahhh!!!

    Would you be quiet..... your gonna wake up grandma AHHH!!!

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    BEEP BEEP Richie! They ALL float down here. When you're down here with us, you'll float too! (it)

    Go on... but trick us again child, and your suffering will be legendary even in Hell! (hellbound:hellraiser 2)

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    What? Were you raised in a barn? Shut the door! Probably was raised in a barn, along with the other primitives


    and my fave ever shaun of the dead

    Ed: Any zombies out there?
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    Ed: What?
    Shaun: That!
    Ed: What?
    Shaun: The zed-word. Don't say it!
    Ed: Why not?
    Shaun: Because it's ridiculous!
    Ed: Alright... are there any out there though?
    Shaun: [looking out the door mail slot, he sees an empty street] I don't see any. Maybe it's not as bad as all that.
    Shaun: [turns his head and sees a pack of zombies] Oh, no, wait, there they are.

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    Cabin Fever..

    Grim:Thats a positive bombfire, got room for one more??
    The blonde dude(i forgot his name) : actully, its kina private

    Grim: oh ok, i guess ill just go smoke all this weed by myself then..

    The blonde dude: its not that private

    Dennis: PANCAKES!!!

    Rider strong: whats the fox urine for??
    old dude: oh thats for foxs
    : whats the gun for??
    : oh thats for niggas

    hahahaa

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    Everytime town has an Elm Street. (Freddy, Nightmare 6) Though Freddy is KING of the One-liners!!!

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    wha? everytime town whats that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slasher Freak'97 View Post
    Everytime town has an Elm Street. (Freddy, Nightmare 6) Though Freddy is KING of the One-liners!!!
    dude your making no fucking sense at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thrEE6MAfia View Post
    Cabin Fever..

    Grim:Thats a positive bombfire, got room for one more??
    The blonde dude(i forgot his name) : actully, its kina private

    Grim: oh ok, i guess ill just go smoke all this weed by myself then..

    The blonde dude: its not that private

    Dennis: PANCAKES!!!

    Rider strong: whats the fox urine for??
    old dude: oh thats for foxs
    : whats the gun for??
    : oh thats for niggas

    hahahaa
    some pretty good ones... I love when Grim comes to the bombfire.

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    "I did not kill him......I gave him life."-Herbert West

    "Zombies.........they creep me out."-Dennis Hopper in LOTD

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    BEST QUOTE EVER: Jack Nicholson as Jack Torrence in "The Shining":

    "Darling. Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the fuck in. Ha, ha."

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    For Shaun Of The Dead.

    Don't forget to kill Philip!

    That always puts a smile on my face.

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