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    Well, he finally did it, Uwe Boll actually made a decent movie. Didn't expect much from this, in fact, I figured I'd hate it (much like the rest of Boll's films), but apparently if he doesn't take his movie seriously then it actually turns out decent.

    Up until now, the man has taken all his films entirely too seriously, causing them to be cheesy and unintentionally funny. Now that he pokes fun at everything, including himself, he somehow manages to make it work.

    6/10

    Worth a check if you can stomach the twisted comedy

    http://imdb.com/title/tt0486640/

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    Well, he finally did it, Uwe Boll actually made a decent movie. :oogle:

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    I don't know its still Uwe Boll.Wheres Slayer when we need him heh heh.

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    Come on, don't give him too much credit. This was right up his ally if you think about it. It's a plotless game where you just randomly kill everything. This left very little room for him to fuck it up.

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    how dare you contribute to the Boll. :thumbsdown:

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    I wanna see this actually

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    I've actually heard pretty good things about this one i'll rent it on Blu-ray might already be in my queue anyway.

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    This is his first work I've wanted to see in some capacity.
    From what I've heard it had nothing to do with the game, which in turn had a slim plot anyway, so he can't really fuck it up, like say, Alone in the Dark.

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    Can't knock the man for finally making a decent movie. I also suggest you guys check this out, has some great laughs in it.

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    Skipping this shit. Verne Troyer and Osama Bin Laden in the same movie = brain dead writing.

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    I heard that that is not an actor
    playing Osama bin Laden but
    the US actually caught Osama

    and as punishment they ordered
    him to be in a Uwe Boll film

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Loomis View Post
    I heard that that is not an actor
    playing Osama bin Laden but
    the US actually caught Osama

    and as punishment they ordered
    him to be in a Uwe Boll film
    Why are you posting
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    die die faggot die

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    oh im scurred
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    Actually it wasn't half bad. I mean by far not a good movie. But as far as a Uwe Boll movie goes, this is infinately better than anything else he's ever done.

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    The trailer had the vibe of a Lloyd kaufman movie, so I may check it out some time.

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    lame... a few laughs but the comedy could have been funnier
    Lloyd kaufman would have done a better job for postal

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    off topic, but how did cannibal get 830 post an no one noticed him. Now all of a sudden he's been getting confrontational with everyone.

    Some people

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