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Attack of the Cockface Killer (you read that right)
In the deep south of Louisiana, there exists a world of never-ending sex, drugs, and violence. Where the darkness of the swamps is only equaled by the darkness of a killer's mind. But this world of perpetual intoxication and frequent flatulence comes to a gut-knotting climax when the Cockface Killer surfaces from his slumber of mild-mannered sex-toy play.
SEE... the Cockface Killer's merciless revenge
FEEL... the chin-cock penetrate your mind
HEAR... the Cockface Killer say "Don't be mean!"
SMELL... the stench of decay that hangs in the air
Can this small town in the middle of the swamp possibly combat the unrelenting rage of the Cockface Killer? Only Larry Parks, local hero, dares to face the challenge. Along with a small band of freaks, misfits, and potheads, Larry launches a vigilante manhunt to rid his town of this unspeakable evil.
Witness the illogical conclusion to one of America's most highly anticipated features and decide for yourself- who can withstand the attack of the Cockface Killer?
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About time someone made a movie about a retarded killer (which is why is wearing a helmet) that has a cock on his chin and regularly beats his victims with a giant black dildo. :lookarnd:
For a movie that looks like its budget was about the same price as a McDonald's Happy Meal, it was hella entertaining. Everything about this movie would make you want to hate it, the bad acting, the nonsensical plot, random jumbled scenes of shit happening for no apparent reason.
After it was all over though I just could bring myself to hate it. Yes it sucks and doesn't make a goddamn bit of sense but its such off the wall entertainment I just couldn't. It has gore, nudity (damn near pornographic sex) and a metal-ish soundtrack. What else could you ask for?
I certainly wouldn't pay $12.50 for it which is what the company Terror Optics is asking for but it is worth checking out if you are looking for the worst of the worst that's still entertaining.