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    Attack of the Cockface Killer

    Attack of the Cockface Killer (you read that right)



    In the deep south of Louisiana, there exists a world of never-ending sex, drugs, and violence. Where the darkness of the swamps is only equaled by the darkness of a killer's mind. But this world of perpetual intoxication and frequent flatulence comes to a gut-knotting climax when the Cockface Killer surfaces from his slumber of mild-mannered sex-toy play.

    SEE... the Cockface Killer's merciless revenge

    FEEL... the chin-cock penetrate your mind

    HEAR... the Cockface Killer say "Don't be mean!"

    SMELL... the stench of decay that hangs in the air

    Can this small town in the middle of the swamp possibly combat the unrelenting rage of the Cockface Killer? Only Larry Parks, local hero, dares to face the challenge. Along with a small band of freaks, misfits, and potheads, Larry launches a vigilante manhunt to rid his town of this unspeakable evil.

    Witness the illogical conclusion to one of America's most highly anticipated features and decide for yourself- who can withstand the attack of the Cockface Killer?





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    About time someone made a movie about a retarded killer (which is why is wearing a helmet) that has a cock on his chin and regularly beats his victims with a giant black dildo. :lookarnd:

    For a movie that looks like its budget was about the same price as a McDonald's Happy Meal, it was hella entertaining. Everything about this movie would make you want to hate it, the bad acting, the nonsensical plot, random jumbled scenes of shit happening for no apparent reason.

    After it was all over though I just could bring myself to hate it. Yes it sucks and doesn't make a goddamn bit of sense but its such off the wall entertainment I just couldn't. It has gore, nudity (damn near pornographic sex) and a metal-ish soundtrack. What else could you ask for?

    I certainly wouldn't pay $12.50 for it which is what the company Terror Optics is asking for but it is worth checking out if you are looking for the worst of the worst that's still entertaining.

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    hahahaha watched this the other day in fast forward. I think it goes under a different name, maybe Goregasm or something along those lines.

    But yeah this movie was wacky, where else can you find a movie with a dildo on his chin?

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    hahahaah this movie has the best title ever

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    I almost watched this some time ago.... but just couldn't bring myself to it... maybe I'll check it out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slayer View Post
    hahahaha watched this the other day in fast forward. I think it goes under a different name, maybe Goregasm or something along those lines.

    But yeah this movie was wacky, where else can you find a movie with a dildo on his chin?
    Ah, actually what you watched was the sequel to Cockface Killer. Goregasm looks like a big budget Hollywood epic compared to Cockface. Which was actually going to be my next thread but I guess I'll just include it in here.

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    First of all, YAY, Underground is baaack! :bigthumbup:

    And this movie had me at "Cock.."

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    I actually own Goregasm but Ive never seen Cockface. I loved trying to explaine to my friends what Goregasm was about while in a public place.

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    Now with 60% more evil!

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    Because there was still so much more story to be told and still so much more blood and cum to be spilled...A sequel was made.

    GOREGASM



    Welcome to the sexually degenerate world of the Cockface Killer, an ominous being with the sole purpose of obstructing perversion. The hero of our tale, Mark (Rick Kauffman of the Poots), works by day as a lowly clerk at an adult video store, and spends his inebriated evenings with his loving girlfriend Stacy. After one such night of intimacy is prematurely disrupted by the Cockface Killer, Mark embarks on a crusade to destroy Cockface and make the city safe for his perverted social circle. With the police force in denial of the Cockface Killer's existence, Mark's mission is only complicated further by an all female gang known as the CLAM, a violent organization bent on the domination and subjugation of all men-kind. Luckily for Mark, the Homicide Squad stays drunk, the CLAM are preoccupied with ass raping men, and Cockface happens to be mentally retarded. Mark thus saves the day in the only way he knows how - by simply sitting back, smoking a bowl, and allowing the bad guys to settle their differences in blood.





    (the guy in chair is suppose to be covered in shit...Cocksworths' mother gave him some bad acid apparently)

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    Well the makers apparently raised their budget from a Happy Meal to, two Happy Meals. Actually Goregasm was made really well for what was obviously again another low budget fair. The acting has improved (atleast they actually hired actors this time and they don't stare into the camera throughout the entire movie) the gore and effects are better and the Cockface Killer seems a little less retarded but has a shiny new helmet.

    I definitely recommend people to check this one out since it isn't nearly as bad as the first movie but just as if not more entertaining and the CLAM group turns out to be a pretty nasty bunch. Beating a man with chains, sodomizing him with razors, poor bleach on his wounds...You get the idea.

    Plus the porno store sex scene where the couple meet their demise at the hands of Cockface needs to be seen to believed. Pure comedy gold, plus the sex in the scene isn't too bad either. :lookarnd:

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    Now this is the movie I saw

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    Quote Originally Posted by violent d View Post
    I actually own Goregasm but Ive never seen Cockface. I loved trying to explaine to my friends what Goregasm was about while in a public place.
    No doubt it was.

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    How could I forget to mention the dildo through the skull scene... :bashyou:

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    Brilliant, just brilliant

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    wow i need to see both of those... were you find them at?

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    what an awesome concept for a movie

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    I'll have some friends over for movie night and surprise them with this gem. The look on their faces when the title screen comes around, "Attack of the Cockface Killer". This is going to be priceless.:movies:

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    I'm really surprised by the amount of positive interest this movie is getting.

    Glad to know a movie that has a character called 'The Cockface Killer' is bringing such joy to everyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cataclysm View Post
    I'm really surprised by the amount of positive interest this movie is getting.

    Glad to know a movie that has a character called 'The Cockface Killer' is bringing such joy to everyone.
    LMFAO! Seriously man hahaha

    But yeah I definitely want to get my hands on at least Goregasm haha
    Is this at any movie stores anywhere you think? Maybe a hole in the wall one?
    Where did all you guys watch this??

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