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    Short Films

    Well I've seen a number of short films that I was going to post here but I decided it would be better just to make a single thread dedicated to the glory that is the short film.

    First short film up to bat...

    V.A.N. - Violence Amongst Neighbours
    (That is how the title is spelled so get off my back. )

    Simply put, two neighbors who hate each other finally have had enough of the small time petty revenge and the settle their feud in all out bloody battle. Almost like what the Odd Couple would have been like if HG Lewis would have been behind the camera.





    (He may have lost a head, but his neck grew.)


    Teaser Trailer:
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    Obviously not meant to be serious, it's just some silly cheesy fun.

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    Oddly enough, it looks like a pretty entertainng concept. Like an episode of Mad TV I saw, only take much further.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metapher View Post
    Did you make this Metapher?

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    Haha no, not really, but it sounded like fun. I had to leave so all I had time to post was a smiley

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    The Bitch Is Back

    Run Time: 16 minutes

    After making sweet sweet love to a blow up doll, the man soon becomes the victim of a vicious cat and mouse game from a killer that only speaks in one-liners from Hollywood movies. Be shocked. Be amazed. Be disgusted, when you find out (in the first few minutes) that the killer is...The blow up doll!

    That's right a killer blow up doll movie.






    (That's a whole lotta man spooge.)

    You'll only be able to find this movie online or through bootleggers, even then it only exists with Dutch subtitles. Don't worry though the movie is in English, so have fun with your friends identifying the movies the blow up doll is quoting.

    It is actually a very well done movie, no matter how silly the concept is. Highly recommended.

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    THAT one I should see!
    Know any place to download it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metapher View Post
    THAT one I should see!
    Know any place to download it?
    I can't find it anywhere right now.

    If I can't find it at some place then I'll just upload it myself. It's only a 70MB file so I should be able to just put it up on a rapidshare site for everyone to enjoy.

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    Ah, sweet :bigthumbup:

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    Figured I'd add some short films to the list, mine are a little more mainstream but they are classics in the Underground world.

    Aftermath/Genesis



    Aftermath: A short film wherein a man working in a morgue mutilates and defiles one of the corpses.

    Genesis: A sculptor is traumatized by the death of his wife in a car accident. He builds a sculpture in her memory. As the lifelike sculpture begins to bleed through the cracks of clay, the sculptor's flesh mutates and crumbles away..
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    Genesis is my favorite out of the two because it's simply on of the most beautiful and haunting things ever to be put on film. When I watched it with a friend we were speechless and glued to the screen.

    Aftermath on the other hand, while still being beautifully shot, is a grisly look at what happens after someone dies. What happens when you are no longer in control and are at the hands of a very sick man. Definitely a great one to show to your friends who want to messed up stuff.

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    Genesis is hands down my favorite movie all time, such a beautiful and perfect film. No matter how many times I watch it, it never fails to be any less amazing than the first time I saw it.

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    I'll See You In My Dreams

    Run Time: 20 minutes

    The movie is set in a small rural town that is haunted by the undead. Only one man seems to be able to stop them, and that is Lúcio, a worker whose wife recently turned into a zombie, forcing him to keep her locked in the basement. In a local tavern he finds a second shot at true love, but this blooming romance is threatened by the situation plaguing the town.






    IMDB:
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    Moonspell - "I'll See You In My Dreams" (Theme Song/Music Video - features more zombie action)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_RdYmK90O0

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    You can either buy this short film on a DVD collection called "Small Gauge Trauma" or you can view it for free on YouTube.

    This is a zombie short from Portugal (sorry folks, that means subtitles) and while not intended to be campy or cheesy it does have a tongue-in cheek sense of humor to it. It also finds inspiration from Sam Raimi and Evil Dead, more specifically Army of Darkness and the Bruce Campbell's character Ash.

    The lead is the same anti-hero that Ash is, a down and outer who is really only concerned about saving himself and later in the movie getting laid. There are several scenes that you'll find to be a little similar in execution to scenes from AOD.

    All in all though, a very well made and very well shot zombie movie from the up and comer Miguel Angel Vivas and I'm looking forward to when he jumps on making a feature length horror movie.

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    fucking evil dead rip offs.

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    No, no, no, no. It was inspired by Evil Dead, so it's actually a homage to ED.

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    Nekro

    Run Time: 15 minutes



    A mixture of hardcore explicit sex mixed with brutal and graphic violence as a man drags home some helpless woman only to kill and rape her, though even in death she can't escape the atrocities that are about fall upon her and her body.

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    I really can't post any screen caps since most image hosting sites won't host images like these or they won't for very long so I don't want to go through the effort of getting the images only for them to be taken down.

    I know right off the bat alot of people aren't going to take this short film very seriously because of the audio that was produced for it. The killer in the movie is given a very devilish-demonic growl and guttural noises through out the film. While it doesn't really detract from the nastiness that is on screen, it might for some. Then some of the sound effects used when the killer is raping the poor girl and defiling the corpse, the squishy sound effects used sound a little out of place for my liking.

    Other than the movie is very nasty. In the 15 minutes it actually manages to accomplish what Eli Roth failed to do with two feature length movies and big ass budget. The death gruesome and far from being 'pretty', the girl playing the victim does a believable job and there is just something very nasty about a man fucking a womans innards.

    Recommended if you are looking for something as graphic as say the August Underground movies.

    While Mick Nards production partner denounced the other two In Hell Production movies, "Six Pack That Bitch" and "Don't Go In The Fucking Woods" as only being nothing more than trailers. The films were infact made and I'm working on getting ahold of some copies myself.

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    I'm gonna have to check out Genesis now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King_ov_Hell View Post
    I'm gonna have to check out Genesis now.
    Well I just hope you enjoy it.

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    Amicus Mortis

    Runtime: 22 minutes



    A young man, who's friend fell victim to the hands of a cannibalistic restaurant owner exacts his revenge through means of torture.





    Web Site:
    http://www.vet-tv.nl/

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    A vicious, well made horror/experimental film from the Netherlands.

    I was lucky enough to get a screener sent to me by the director, and I was very pleased with what I saw.

    First off, while the movies plot does revolve around the friend getting revenge by torturing the killer to death it's only a small portion of the film. You get to see the killers tongue cut out, his groin smashed with a sledge hammer and his leg sawed off with a chainsaw. For an amature effort both in terms of filmmaking and effects, these scene are very well pulled off especially the tongue scene, they don't look cheesy or cheap.

    Then there is the execution of the story. They took a very interesting approach with the short and played it in reverse chronological order (not original I know but still unique) so we get slammed with the horrors of the torture and the end of the madness. Then slowly we have the events explained to us as to why we just watched what we just did. Also I give them credit for using objects around their locations to use as transitions between scenes, very well pulled off.

    A recommended short film that was recently upped at Cinemageddon, if you enjoyed it though then feel free to order the Limited Edition DVD and help pay for the groups next project "The Last Silver."

    A sneak peak at The Last Silver...

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    Great thread Cataclysm. This forum just keeps adding more and more onto my to see wish. I'm specifically interested in seeing Amicus Mortis, The Bitch Is Back, and V.A.N. Not so much Nekro because, fuck that seems insanely brutal.

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    Christmas Holocaust: The Holy Night Massacre

    Runtime: 21:13



    The plot is simple: Two guys cuts down a tree for Christmas at the cemetery, and this pisses Santa off so he rises from the grave.

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    Full Film: http://www.veoh.com/videos/v1701695fGSGSctX

    :bigthumbup: Hell Yeah, Fear!

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