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    House of the Dead : Double Dip Comedy Edition

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    Uwe Boll has signed off on this director's cut that features new dialogue, pop up commentary and animation from the original video game. Says Lionsgate: Original cast includes Jurgen Prochnow and Clint Howard with a special appearance by famed breast augmentation specialist Siegfried Wienermeister. Even the most hardcore fans of the original cult classic will never discover that human flesh tastes like chicken until they watch this hysterically tasteless funny version!


    This is why I didn't post it in the horror section because, well its no longer a horror movie. I honestly didn't see this coming. I already own the original because it is a comedy classic. Now it is re-edited into a comedy I just dont know what to say. Bad news though, because I imagine Uwe Boll will somehow make money off of this.

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    Awesome! And I don't mind Uwe getting money.

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    they will never trick me into buying a Uwe Boll movie

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    Fuck should have thrown this into the DVD section. If a Mod could move it that would be much appreciated.

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    uwe needs to get funding for his next shitfest i c

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snuggle View Post
    I honestly didn't see this coming. I already own the original because it is a comedy classic.
    I was going to say the samething. How can this be called the comedy edition when it was already a comedy.

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    yeah, like I'm gonna pay to watch this shit. Fuck you Boll.

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    Lmao I am so going to get this! I don't care what anyone says

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    The movie was already a joke.

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