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    Everyone pretty much knows how I feel about The Blair Witch Project. IMO, the worst horror movie ever made. These I feel are really bad too:

    Don't Go Into the Woods! (1982)


    Holy Jeez! This has got to be one the most excruciating movies I have ever sat through. Even after consuming near-fatal levels of alcohol and suffering a massive head injury this movie would still suck. There is absolutely no plot, no character development, no rationale - just mindless killing. Honestly, for about 90 minutes a guy who looks like Tom Hanks on Cast Away runs around the woods killing random people who have no introductions while some crappy synth music plays the duration! The whole movie with no letup!!! The characters are basically like, "Hi, I’m on screen.... and now I’m dead!" That’s it! God Awful!


    S.I.C.K. Serial Insane Clown Killer (2003)

    S.I.C.K is a horrible addition to the ‘direct to video’ category of bad horror movies. I saw this one a couple years back, and I still don't know what compelled me to rent it. First off the acting is beyond terrible - these people look like they are reading the dialogue off of cocktail napkins the whole time. And the dialogue…it sounds like it may have been written by someone with severe brain trauma. Then there is the fact that, although S.I.C.K is supposed to be set in the deep woods, you can clearly see city lights in the background betraying the suburban setting. The budget must have been incredibly low. The killer himself is just well…just there. No real explanation, just some killer clown in the woods....well there is kind of an explanation... but it doesn't help. This is one of the bad horror movies to avoid like the plague.


    Darkness (2004)

    No not the metal band with the girlie sounding singer, rather the horrible 2004 theatrical movie release. Not sure if really anybody else bothered to sit through this one, and to count The Darkness as one of the top 5 bad horror movies is an understatement. Unfortunately I saw it in the theatre and I still want my money back! It was just incredibly unbearable to sit through. A family moves into a weird old house in Europe, strange things begin to happen...then boring things...then stupid things...then things that don't make sense....then the movie is over. Eh.


    House of the Dead (2003) Spoiler Alert ********



    A group of teens throw a big rave on an island. Zombies attack. Clint Howard dies really early on. Kids find automatic weapons. Kids turn into weapons experts/martial arts experts and deadly zombie killers within seconds. Movie turns into the matrix with some stop motion/slow motion actions scenes. People die. Zombies die. Nothing makes sense. All of this on something like a ten dollar budget. Ahhhhhhh, you get the point. I would rather wear Oprah’s panties like a ski mask than watch this....while she is in them!


    Nail Gun Massacre (1985)

    Horrible movie? Yes. On the list of bad horror movies? Certainly. Do I have a soft spot for this rare piece of sleazy trash? You betcha. Kind of like Plan 9 from Outer Space, This is one horrible movie that you really want to watch again after you see it the first time. Awful acting. Awful dialogue. Awful everything, yet still entertaining unlike the others on this list. Nail Gun Massacre centers on someone driving around Texas in a hearse, wearing a mask and killing people with a nail gun. It all starts when a girl gets raped by a construction crew, and then the killing starts. So does the hilarity. This is a good kind of the bad horror movies, and I thought there should be at least one on this list of horrible horror movies. Check this one out if you get the chance.



    List a couple that are just flat out badand tell why.

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    I definitely agree with you on House of the Dead and S.I.C.K

    Lake Dead was also a piece of shit(one of the new 8 films to die for)

    Bloody Murder

    Fever Lake

    The Butcher

    Im sure there's more but i cant think right now

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    man I have a hard time "hating" movies because I find many enjoyable...even if only for their cheasyness.

    I thought Dont Go in the Woods was hysterical, acting so bad, plot so insane...lol great "drinking" movie.

    House of the Dead always has a special place in my heart only for the sole fact that when my little brother and I went to the theater we had a choice between that and Mystic River, his response, "Why the f$#% do I want to see some movie about a river? Lets go see zombies get shot."

    Nail Gun Massacre I agree 100%

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    Oh I just thought of one I HATE.

    Zombie Lake, or Lake of the Living Dead, or Le Lac de Vivant Mortis (or however those french assholes say it)

    This was by far the worst zombie movie I've ever seen...frigging aweful unwatchable. Even the nudidty was horrible 70's bush. Ugh worthless.

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    Agreed...flat out bad.

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    House of the Dead is the ONLY movie I've ever left halfway through. I thought I'd go blind if I watched anymore, it was that shitty. I was just so disappointed that there was a zombie movie I didn't like.

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    Bones: For some reason, my friend and I decided to rent this movie. Total pieace o' crap.

    Darkness Falls: Boring and stupid.

    Darkness: This movie was so shitty, I could even pay attention to it after a while. I began staring at the floor after a while because it was attracting more attention than this total shit-fest.

    Boogyman: I sadly watched this in theaters. Horrible movie.

    Cursed: Also saw this in theaters. Crap.

    Ringu: I expected a lot from this movie. Sadly, I was disapointed.

    Kairo (Pulse): Just like with Ringu, I was expecting a lot from this, but was disapointed.

    Dead Waves: One of those movies where the DVD case was a lot creepier looking than the actual movie. What a shit-fest.

    Ju-Rei: Another one of those movies where the DVD case is creepier looking than the actual movie. Very boring.
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    House of the Dead: Doubt I need to even explain this one.

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    I was actually gonna watch Don't go into the Woods, but Cata told me it was awful. Now you say it sux so i'll definatly avoid it

    Zombie Bloodbath 1-3, they are so bad they make Zombie Lake look like DOTD :ah:

    The Craving
    poor attmept at a werewolf movie.

    Perfume of the Lady in Black
    An alleged gialli with maybe 1 murder

    Humungous
    absurd film, no explination needed.

    Machine Girl (horrible film)
    really I should have known better than to watch this J-crap but I tried and turned it off.

    Witchcraft 1-13
    now I haven't seen them all but i've seen the 1st and another, terrbile acting, efx, lack of killing..

    The Curse
    the best part of this was the credits rolling, very BORING!

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    i just watched doomed and thought it was terrible, bad acting, zombies looked more like kids put their own makeup on for halloween and the plot? bunch of convicts sent to an island where they must kill or be killed (sounds familiar but i cant put my finger on where i have heard that one before) yikes. i changed to the weather channel half way through

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    dead silence wasnt THAT bad...rainy saturday afternoon kinda movie IMO

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    Bloody Murder, Gingerdead Man, any of the Leprechaun films after part 3.

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    oh and i have to agree that boogeyman is aweful and i also must add Halloween 3

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    Directed, written, and starred in by that Bill Hinzman fellow, the original zombie in the graveyard from NOTD. Terrible, terrible movie. You see a guy launched back with the stunt harness clearly pulling him. It's middle ages hicks portraying out of control teens camping in the woods, until the big master zombie is unleashed from under the tree stump where he was buried.

    The Mangler 2 (2001)
    As opposed to a Satanic laundry press, it's a computer virus that is out to kill these college kids through electronics during a school trip or something, for which they didn't leave. The line about how the table of elements is alien language, and how silicone can create beauty in a woman, or run a computer is BRILLIANT in it's mongoloid nature. Silicone + table of elements = no connection!!!!!

    April Fool's Day (1986)
    Bullshit premise. "Kill scenes" sucked my nuts in alternating fashion, and the ending was like getting a straight up hand job after the age of 14!

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    i also must add Halloween 3
    I love asking this question. Straight up why do you think Halloween 3 is a bad movie.

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    I thought the premise(sp?) was ridiculous but maybe thats just me

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    Murder Set Pieces (2004)

    Not sure why I wasted any time on this flick. Gunner Hansen may have been the only redeeming quality of an otherwise trash flick.

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    dead silence wasnt THAT bad...rainy saturday afternoon kinda movie IMO
    Highly agree.

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    house of the dead for sure
    i'll go with bloody murder as well

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