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So, my favorite kind of nudity in horror is almost certainly Linnea Quigley's Vagina.
If only that was an option.
I do bring up the man-meat, though, because it is rare but present. And almost always hilarious. How could you not laugh at the naked guy on the horse in Tobe Hooper's Night Terrors? That looked like it hurt, but he just kept doing it. You almost expected him to ride up to some gaudy tent, pick up a bagel and say "I can't believe it's not butter." It was comedy gold.