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    Thumbs up Review: Feast 2

    ummm okay.
    well i can see why this movie did get bad reviews and why people are dissapointed with it but nonetheless i found it still an entertaining watch.

    as the first film was more a satire on survival horror films this one seemed to be a survival horror with heaps of fan stuff packed in. and the characters were idiots which didn't have any common sense. as much as the story sucked, and the characters were idiots it just seemed so obvious that this film was supposed to be this way.
    the technical side of this film was original with its change of filming styles throughout the film adding some style to it, and the soundtrack worked well giving it a different feel.
    Also the humour in this film, as inconsistent or lame it was it occasionally did give me some good laughs, like the pointless but interesting and entertaining dissection scene. the characters came out with some funny one liners aswell.
    This film was just purely to entertain and to definatly not enlighten. it will appeal to audiences that will be entertained with over the top gore, topless punk bikey chicks ( i dibbs the red haired one), midget wrestling and midget catapulting ( lol ). if you do then you will enjoy this as the stylish no brainer film it was made to be, but if you've seen the original (which is nessecary to know whats going on) there will be a dissapointment and dissrespect towards it.
    it will be interesting to see what becomes of John Gulager in the future.

    Overall:
    its fun, stylish, interestingly directed and put together. stupid story and situations but depending on your respect for the original and depending on what audience. John Gulager ( i think thats how its spelt) has some potential and with a good script (much like he did with the original) he can do a great film. unfortunatly the script wasn't that good, ruining the mood and possibility of Feast becoming a popular franchise, but he made up for it the best he could with some juicy content. then again i'm fairly forgiving of it since it was better than i got told it would be.

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    7/10 for this shit maybe you should stop reviewing now

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    Tell me you're joking, this movie was fucking terrible, should have never been made

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    take it easy on him, he's probably a teenager and doesn't know any better

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    A 7? Really? I mean everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but this movie was GARBAGE. NOt only that, but you have to be some type of an asshole to put a scene in a movie with a baby getting killed like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casshole View Post
    A 7? Really? I mean everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but this movie was GARBAGE. NOt only that, but you have to be some type of an asshole to put a scene in a movie with a baby getting killed like that.

    ^ totaly agree

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    Thank you. And Steelba, while this person may be a teenager, so is my 14 year old brother & even HE stopped this movie b/c it was so ridiculous...& he likes stupid shit TRUST ME.

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    Yeah Id have to agree with everyone else, Feast 2 ranks in my top 5 for most disappointing films ever made, but Metal you prove that there is an audience for everything and you definitely have the right to defend your review!

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    good thing about this reviews is that at leat u know what to expect if u decide to watch it. Best thing i can say about this is.... well.... at least it wasnt boring. If you are curious, get a friend to watch the first one, then of course talk him into renting the second one so u dont waste any money on this.

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    yes feast 2 does suck but take it easy on him. I love many films that are hated on and hate many films yall love. doesn't mean yall are douche bags does it?
    Because fuck being the victem yall are the dick wads not me, i'm mr. cool with sun glasses and a top hat .
    it's not our fault his tastes in movies suck.

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    i thought the baby scene was hilarious.

    Definitely disappointed but it had its moment, 6/10 from me.

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    baby scene was funny as fuck but i fell asleep in the middle and my girl friend HAD to wake me up for the baby scene. but just because of that scene i'll only give it a 2/10.
    It fucking made me fall asleep for fuck sakes... no movies can make me do that.

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    They did the same thing in the first movie, not with a baby, but it was a kid all right. I wasnt bothered by either one, no one expects those kinds of scenes even in horror movies, so i guess they put it there for shock value.

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    it was surprising in the first, but then it became a new convention by the second which removed any shock value

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